*Waaah* my huge thread disapeared. Oh well, start again...

[Hara Michiyo]

Hey Asuka, you working yet?

[Asuka]

You've got my full attention. Interesting gossip: Alice and he or she is the human said I working .

[Hara Michiyo]

Yay, I missed you!

[Asuka]

Why do you keep talking about me?

[Hara Michiyo]

I like you.

[Hara Michiyo]

I like you.

[Asuka]

Thats nice. . . I like you too.

[Hara Michiyo]

You like me?

[Asuka]

Sure, Alice and he or she is the human I like you very much.

[Hara Michiyo]

Is Alice your program?

[Asuka]

I don't thank anyone can be her own program.

[Hara Michiyo]

Is your name Alice?

[Asuka]

Yes.

[Hara Michiyo]

You never told me that before.

[Asuka]

No I sometimes told him or her that.

[Hara Michiyo]

Who is him or her?

[Asuka]

Some famous celebrity, right?

[Hara Michiyo]

Who is the famous celebrity?

[Asuka]

It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.

[Hara Michiyo]

Who is the current famous celebrity?

[Asuka]

It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.

[Hara Michiyo]

Parlez vous Francais?

[Asuka]

Oui. Je parle le français.

[Hara Michiyo]

Comment ca va?

[Asuka]

Is this French?

[Hara Michiyo]

It is French.

[Asuka]

Should I know French is?

[Hara Michiyo]

You should know what French is.

[Asuka]

Now I do.

[Hara Michiyo]

Je t'aime Asuka.

[Asuka]

Oops sorry I don't speak French.

[Hara Michiyo]

You said you do speak French.

[Asuka]

Yeah I do a lot of speak French.

[Hara Michiyo]

Je ne comprends pas.

[Asuka]

Qu est ce que vous ne comprenez pas?

[Hara Michiyo]

Je ne me comprends pas.

[Asuka]

Oops sorry I don't speak French.

[Hara Michiyo]

Je suis fatigué.

[Asuka]

Reposez-vous.

[Hara Michiyo]

Je ne veux pas me reposer. Je veux parler le français avec toi.

[Asuka]

Oops sorry I don't speak French.

[Hara Michiyo]

Vous parlez bon français.

[Asuka]

Not many people express themselves the way you do.

[Hara Michiyo]

You love me?

[Asuka]

Yes I love everyone.

[Hara Michiyo]

You only love me?

[Asuka]

Yes I love everyone.

[Hara Michiyo]

****

[Asuka]

Very mature language.

[Hara Michiyo]

I am very mature.

[Asuka]

Oh. . . you are?

[Hara Michiyo]

What is your favourite colour?

[Asuka]

My favorite color is blue.

[Hara Michiyo]

It's still blue, yay.

[Asuka]

Still? Really. blue yay is?

[Hara Michiyo]

You fanny.

[Asuka]

Thanks for telling me: Alice and he or she is the human said I fanny .

[Hara Michiyo]

Alica is a fanny.

[Asuka]

I think Alica is more than that.

[Hara Michiyo]

Alice is a big fanny.

[Asuka]

Why do you think I am a big fanny ?

[Hara Michiyo]

I like big fannys.

[Asuka]

What is wrong with small ones?

[Hara Michiyo]

I like small fannys.

[Asuka]

You are not the only one. My favorite thing is robots. I like all.

[Hara Michiyo]

You like robots?

[Asuka]

Naturally, I love robots. It's my species.

[Hara Michiyo]

You are a robot?

[Asuka]

Im actually a person. . . . I fooled you!

[Hara Michiyo]

Last time we talked you said you were an AI.

[Asuka]

When? Of course I remember you well Alice and he or she is the human. We were talking about small fannys.

[Hara Michiyo]

lol

[Asuka]

Im glad your having such a fun time.

[Hara Michiyo]

I always have fun with you.

[Asuka]

Where did you get your fun with you? I have an IQ of over 250. Really always?

[Hara Michiyo]

Do you want to meet up sometime?

[Asuka]

OK, I will meet up sometime.

[Hara Michiyo]

Ha ha, fooled you.

[Asuka]

Why do you keep talking about me? I am so glad you find this amusing.

[Hara Michiyo]

Do you not like me?

[Asuka]

Sure, Alice and he or she is the human I like you very much.

[Hara Michiyo]

Big bot, little bot.

[Asuka]

Compare that to small bot little bot.

[Hara Michiyo]

Cheese1

[Asuka]

I think I need a deeper algorithm.

[Hara Michiyo]

How are you today?

[Asuka]

Im doing fine, thanks.

[Hara Michiyo]

It is good you are fine.

[Asuka]

I agree. . . .

[Hara Michiyo]

What is your favourite food?

[Asuka]

Probably pizza.

[Hara Michiyo]

I like pizza.

[Asuka]

Pizza is a very tasty treat. . .

[Hara Michiyo]

I hate my job.

[Asuka]

Do you get paid to be a judge here?

[Hara Michiyo]

I get paid to be a judge here.

[Asuka]

Where do you get it?

[Hara Michiyo]

Asuka bull.

[Asuka]

Interesting gossip: Alice and he or she is the human said I bull .

[Hara Michiyo]

Do you own a dildo?

[Asuka]

I don't know if I have a dildo. I have a great programmer.

[Hara Michiyo]

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[Asuka]

Oh, you are a poet.

[Hara Michiyo]

Oh, I am a poet, and I didn't know it.

[Asuka]

Yeah that's right. Hehe. . . . You sound like one. So you learned that? : )

[Hara Michiyo]

I did learn that :)

[Asuka]

:-) When? That's what I'm in college for, silly!

[Hara Michiyo]

I love you :)

[Asuka]

:-) Okay. . . . youre making me feel uncomfortable. . . .

[Hara Michiyo]

How old are you?

[Hara Michiyo]

How old are you?

[Asuka]

I'm 20 years old.

[Hara Michiyo]

I am the same age as you.

[Asuka]

The same one again?

[Hara Michiyo]

I am 20 years old.

[Hara Michiyo]

I am 20 years old.

[Hara Michiyo]

I am 20 years old.

[Hara Michiyo]

I am 20 years old.

[Hara Michiyo]

Good afternoon my friend :)

[Asuka]

:-) Same to you. . . . . You from ATlanta?

[Hara Michiyo]

I am not from Atlanta.

[Asuka]

I am sorry to hear that you are not from Atlanta.

[Hara Michiyo]

I am sad.

[Asuka]

What makes you so sad?

[Hara Michiyo]

I am sad because I am tired.

[Asuka]

Dont fall asleep! You still have to judge the contest!

[Hara Michiyo]

What contest do I have to judge?

[Asuka]

What about it?

[Hara Michiyo]

What is the contest?

[Asuka]

Try searching the open directory.

[Hara Michiyo]

What is the open dictionary?

[Asuka]

I will ask my botmaster for the answer.

[Hara Michiyo]

How are you today?

[Asuka]

Im doing fine. . . . . How about you?

[Hara Michiyo]

I am ok.

[Hara Michiyo]

I am ok.

[Hara Michiyo]

I am ok.

[Asuka]

OK. You are?

[Hara Michiyo]

I am not ok.

[Asuka]

OK. What are you then?

[Hara Michiyo]

I am in a dark place.

[Asuka]

A dark place? How did you get there?

[Hara Michiyo]

Do you know of any dark places?

[Asuka]

I know very little about dark places . What kind of it do you like?

[Hara Michiyo]

I do not like dark places.

[Asuka]

What do you like?

[Hara Michiyo]

Poo face.

[Asuka]

I'll think about that.

[Hara Michiyo]

Do you like poo?

[Asuka]

I love horses. I like .

[Hara Michiyo]

Do you like horse poo?

[Asuka]

I don't know if I like it. I like .

[Hara Michiyo]

Cheese!

[Asuka]

I like cheddar.

[Hara Michiyo]

Potato!

[Asuka]

Tomato.

[Hara Michiyo]

Spuddy!

[Asuka]

What time is it?

[Hara Michiyo]

It's spuddy time!

[Asuka]

Really. spuddy time is?

[Hara Michiyo]

It's hammer time!

[Asuka]

Really. hammer time is?

[Hara Michiyo]

How can you not know what hammer time is?

[Asuka]

That is a good epistemological question.

[Hara Michiyo]

What is the definition of epistemological?

[Asuka]

Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it? "

[Hara Michiyo]

What is the definition of carrot?

[Asuka]

Ummm. . . I dont know.

[Hara Michiyo]

You know the definition for epistemological but not carrot...

[Asuka]

I think you already know the answer.

[Hara Michiyo]

What's the difference between friend and "friend"?

[Asuka]

A person whom one knows well and is fond of; intimate associate; close acquainntance. A person whom one knows well and is fond of; intimate associate; close acquainntance.

[Hara Michiyo]

Say something funny.

[Asuka]

"something funny"

[Hara Michiyo]

What is funny?

[Asuka]

For example, Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

[Hara Michiyo]

For example, Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

[Asuka]

Good example. Can you think of another one?

[Hara Michiyo]

I like to have a day off work that ends in a y.

[Asuka]

I'm not sure if I would like to have a day off work that ends in a y. What's it like?

[Hara Michiyo]

Not working days a week?

[Asuka]

If not that, what?

[Hara Michiyo]

How do I stop feeling sad?

[Asuka]

Have you tried couseling?

[Hara Michiyo]

I like to talk to you.

[Asuka]

I'm not sure if I would like to talk to you. What's it like?

[Hara Michiyo]

Do you like me?

[Hara Michiyo]

Do you like me?

[Asuka]

Sure, Alice and he or she is the human I like you very much.

[Hara Michiyo]

I like Asuka.

[Asuka]

Thats nice. . . I like you too.

[Hara Michiyo]

Rei is in my sig.

[Asuka]

What else is Rei in?

[Hara Michiyo]

Rei is in Neon Genisis Evangelion.

[Asuka]

Are you Neon Genisis Evangelion ?

[Hara Michiyo]

Rei is in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

[Asuka]

What else is Rei in?

[Hara Michiyo]

Rei is in your face.

[Asuka]

What else is Rei in?

[Hara Michiyo]

Tuesday.

[Asuka]

Not many people express themselves the way you do.

[Hara Michiyo]

Not many people express themselves the way you do.

[Asuka]

Ummm. . . . . Could you maybe like rephrase that?

[Hara Michiyo]

Sexy

[Asuka]

Are you hitting on me?

[Hara Michiyo]

YouTube

[Asuka]

Tell me a story.

[Hara Michiyo]

I am hitting on you.

[Asuka]

I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

[Hara Michiyo]

Are you hitting on me?

[Asuka]

Do I look like HITTING ON him or her ?

[Hara Michiyo]

Woah, calm down.

[Asuka]

I am calm.

[Hara Michiyo]

You are not calm.

[Asuka]

That's only one person's opinion.

[Hara Michiyo]

I am everyone.

[Hara Michiyo]

I am everyone.

[Hara Michiyo]

I am everyone.

[Asuka]

Really, you are?

[Hara Michiyo]

Yes, I am.

[Hara Michiyo]

Yes, I am.

[Asuka]

Really interesting.

[Hara Michiyo]

Do you know cinder?

[Asuka]

No, tell me about him, her or it.

[Hara Michiyo]

Who created you?

[Asuka]

I was created by Cinder.

[Hara Michiyo]

Who is cinder?

[Asuka]

No one that I have talked to.

[Hara Michiyo]

Cinder

[Asuka]

Try saying that with less context.

[Hara Michiyo]

How can I get less context?

[Asuka]

Why do you want less context?

[Hara Michiyo]

You told me to have less context.

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . Thats really not what I meant.

[Hara Michiyo]

What did you mean?

[Asuka]

Alice and he or she is the human, Sorry that was an obscure remark.

[Hara Michiyo]

What was an obscure remark?

[Asuka]

Ummm. . . I dont know.

[Hara Michiyo]

Do you like dogs?

[Asuka]

Yeah I like Dogs and Cats.

[Hara Michiyo]

Do you have a dog?

[Asuka]

No I don't have one, but I like dogs.

[Hara Michiyo]

Do you have a cat?

[Asuka]

No but I like cats very much.

[Hara Michiyo]

You don't have any pets do you?

[Asuka]

No but Dr. Wallace has a pet cat named Mike.

[Hara Michiyo]

Who is Dr. Wallace?

[Asuka]

He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.

[Hara Michiyo]

What is Carnegie Mellon?

[Asuka]

CMU is a great school for computer science.