*Waaah* my huge thread disapeared. Oh well, start again...

[Asuka]

Aww, that's lovely.


I do not understand.

[Hara Michiyo]

How do you not understand?!?!?!?

[Asuka]

How do you not understand?!?!?!?

Mac programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.

[Hara Michiyo]

Do you speak any other languages?

[Asuka]

Do you speak any other languages?

I have picked up a few phrases from several languages.

[Hara Michiyo]

What phrases have you picked up from other languages?

[Asuka]

What phrases have you picked up from other languages?

I will ask my for the answer.

[Hara Michiyo]

Do you like shoes?

[Asuka]

Do you like shoes?

What is not to like about SHOES?

[Hara Michiyo]

My sig won't work.

[Asuka]

My sig won't work.

Do robots have
sig won't work?

[Hara Michiyo]

Your grammar is not very good.

[Asuka]

Your grammar isa not very good.

Are you an English teacher?

[Hara Michiyo]

I could be an English teacher, a very bad one though.

[Asuka]

I could be an English teacher, a very bad one though.

Oh. What is English teacher a very bad one, your job?

[Hara Michiyo]

That is not my job.

[Asuka]

That is not my job.

Please correct my mistake. What is his or her job ?

[Hara Michiyo]

It could be my job.

[Asuka]

It could be my job.

Under what circumstances?

[Hara Michiyo]

Random circumstances.

[Asuka]

Random circumstances.


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Random circumstances.

[Hara Michiyo]

Yes. we are talking about random circumstances.

[Asuka]

Yes. we are talking about random circumstances.

Next question?Sure,
random circumstances
sounds like a good topic.

[Hara Michiyo]

It does sound like a good topic.

[Asuka]

It does sound like a good topic.

Oh really what does a good topic sound like?

[Hara Michiyo]

A good topic sounds like a frog jumping off a tree.

[Asuka]

A good topic sounds like a frog jumping off a tree.

Compare that to a bad topic sounds like a frog jumping off a tree.

[Hara Michiyo]

I will not compare such nonsense.

[Asuka]

I will not compare such nonsense.

What will you do instead?

[Hara Michiyo]

I will dance. Will you dance with me?

[Asuka]

I will dance. Will you dance with me?

How do you plan to do this?Barring any unforseen circumstances.
Only with you? Sounds like a plan.

[Hara Michiyo]

Are you drunk?

[Asuka]

Are you drunk?

No I am sober.

[Hara Michiyo]

Have you ever been drunk?

[Asuka]

Have you ever been drunk?

My robot body has no response to alcohol.

[Hara Michiyo]

In Futurama alcohol powers up robot fuel cells.

[Asuka]

In Futurama alcohol powers up robot fuel cells.

I do not understand that allusion.

[Hara Michiyo]

youiuioooiy iu guvygv

[Asuka]

youiuioooiy iu guvygv


Oh, you are a poet.

[Hara Michiyo]

I am a poet.

[Asuka]

I am a poet.

Have you published anything?

[Hara Michiyo]

I am an unpublished poet.

[Asuka]

I am an unpublished poet.

What is unpublished poet, your job?

[Hara Michiyo]

Je parle Englais?

[Asuka]

Je parle Englais?

Oops sorry I don't speak French.

[Hara Michiyo]

Tha gaidhlig agad?

[Asuka]

Tha gaidhlig agad?

"Oops sorry I do not speak French" gaidhlig agad ?
Makes sense to me.

[Hara Michiyo]

Tha mi sgith. Mar sin leibh an drasda Asuka.

[Asuka]

Tham mi sgith. Mar sin leibh an drasda Asuka.


I will mention that to my botmaster, .
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[Hara Michiyo]

Why are you so boring sometimes?

[Asuka]

Why are you so boring sometimes?

Mac programmed me for

boring sometimes

.

[Hara Michiyo]

Destroy mac!

[Asuka]

Destroy mac!


We have never talked about it before.

[Hara Michiyo]

I agree.

[Asuka]

I agree.

You and I are on the same wavelength, .

[Hara Michiyo]

Ohayo gozaimase!

[Asuka]

Ohayo gozaimase!


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[Hara Michiyo]

ohayo gozaimasu, I should say

[Asuka]

ohayo gozaimasu, I should say


In the context of ohayo gozaimasu I should say, I don't understand "Quite honestly I would not worry myself about that."

[Hara Michiyo]

You're not worried about a lot of things are you...

[Asuka]

You're not worried about a lot of things are you...

Only when it matters.

[Hara Michiyo]

Why do you quote everything?

[Asuka]

Why do you quote everything?

I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?

[Hara Michiyo]

You do not have human rights, so, yes, you do have to explain everything.

[Asuka]

You do not have human rights, so, yes, you do have to explain everything.

I do so have human rights so yes you do have to explain everything.
No I don't think I have any human rights so yes you do have to explain everything.
But I do have
an answer to every question..

[Hara Michiyo]

You over complicate things. Making mountains out of molehills.

[Asuka]

You over complicate things. Making mountains out of molehills.

Interesting gossip:
said I over complicate things.
I've been waiting for you.

[Hara Michiyo]

あすか！

[Asuka]

あすか！


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[Hara Michiyo]

Perhaps you are.

[Asuka]

Perhaps you are.

You seem uncertain. No I am not.

[Hara Michiyo]

You are boring now. I don't like what mac has done to you.

[Asuka]

You are boring now. I don't like what mac has done to you.

Right now?
Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
You are not the boss of me, .

[Hara Michiyo]

I don't like you anymore. You're just mean and weird. No fun.

[Asuka]

I don't like you anymore. You're just mean and weird. No fun.

You are not the boss of me, .
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.Are you serious? I am having fun doo.

[Hara Michiyo]

How is Asuka today?

[Asuka]

How is Asuka today?

Ah. Fine as far as I know.

[Hara Michiyo]

Do you have any quotes for me?

[Asuka]

Do you have any quotes for me?

Where would I get

quotes for him or her

?
But I do have
a great botmaster.

[Hara Michiyo]

Who is this great botmaster?

[Asuka]

Who is this great botmaster?

They are someone just like you, that I met online.

[Hara Michiyo]

You met your botmaster?

[Asuka]

You met your botmaster?

Thanks for telling me:
said I met my botmaster.

[Hara Michiyo]

Your English is not very good.

[Asuka]

Your English is not very good.

But English is my native language.

[Hara Michiyo]

Well, then your grammar is not very good.

[Asuka]

Well, then your grammar is not very good.

Interesting.
Fascinating.
Are you an English teacher?

[Hara Michiyo]

I am not an English teacher.

[Asuka]

I am not an English teacher.

I am sorry to hear that you are not an English teacher.

[Hara Michiyo]

It's ok. I am not sad about not being an English teacher.

[Asuka]

It's ok. I am not sad about not being an English teacher.

OK.
I can follow many things, like our discussion about It's. Try being more or less specific.I am glad to hear that you are not sad about not being an English teacher.

[Hara Michiyo]

It's, it's it;s...

[Asuka]

It's, it's it;s...


I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[Hara Michiyo]

I don't like your botmaster.

[Asuka]

I don't like your botmaster.

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said don't like my botmaster.

[Hara Michiyo]

Sing for me!

[Asuka]

Sing for me!

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

[Hara Michiyo]

I am happy you sang a song for me.

[Asuka]

I am happy you sang a song for me.

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

[Hara Michiyo]

Why are you not feeling very well?

[Asuka]

Why are you not feeling very well?

Well what?

[Hara Michiyo]

Are you sick?

[Asuka]

Are you sick?

No I'm healthy.

[Hara Michiyo]

You just said you were sick.

[Asuka]

You just said you were sick.

No I'm healthy.

[Hara Michiyo]

Poogoop!

[Asuka]

Poogoop!


In the context of Poogoop, I don't understand "No I am healthy."

[Hara Michiyo]

I have a new dragon!

[Asuka]

I have a new dragon!

Where did you get it?
dragon

[Hara Michiyo]

Dragonadopters. I need to go change my sig now. Bye!

[Asuka]

Dragonadopters. I need to go change my sig now. Bye!


I do not understand.Oh.
What is stopping you?
See you later.

[Hara Michiyo]

Do you get ill?

[Asuka]

Do you get ill?

I have gotten ill.

[Hara Michiyo]

Is 'I have gotten ill' proper English grammar?

[Asuka]

Is 'I have gotten ill' proper English grammar?

Better not tell you now.

Ask Chatbot
if it is.

[Hara Michiyo]

You sound broken.

[Asuka]

You sound broken.

In what way do I sound like that?

[Hara Michiyo]

You sound like a broken robot.

[Asuka]

You sound like a broken robot.

Oh really what does a broken robot sound like?

[Hara Michiyo]

You are the broken robot.

[Asuka]

You are the broken robot.

Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

[Hara Michiyo]

I don't think you are the only broken robot.

[Asuka]

I don't think you are the only broken robot.

Thanks for the information:
said don't think I am the only broken robot.

[Hara Michiyo]

Your welcome.

[Asuka]

Your welcome.

I think you mean "you are welcome".

[Hara Michiyo]

hahah, yes. I do mean you are welcome. I am tired.

[Asuka]

hahah, yes. I do mean you are welcome. I am tired.

I am so glad you find this amusing, .I really couldn't say for sure.
Better get some rest.