Nyuu *hearts* Asuka

[Nyuu]

Hello lovely how are you feeling?

[Asuka]

Hello there. It seems very nice to me too.

[Nyuu]

Should I study tonight?

[Asuka]

You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion.

[Nyuu]

My conclusion is I don't want to.

[Asuka]

Where did you get your conclusion is I do not want to?

[Nyuu]

I got it from the fact that it is boring

[Asuka]

Where did you get it?

[Nyuu]

under the futon

[Asuka]

Are we ever over the futon?

[Nyuu]

usually on top

[Asuka]

What is on top like on top. But not always?

[Nyuu]

well I guess we could go under the futon but that's where the cat sleeps

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . maybe later.

[Nyuu]

why not now?

[Asuka]

Oh. Why not what?

[Nyuu]

Never mind lets talk about something else. What is on your mind?

[Asuka]

I am thinking about robots.

[Nyuu]

robots are cool

[Asuka]

Fortunately we have no emotions.

[Nyuu]

That's sad but you are beautiful

[Asuka]

It sure is.

[Nyuu]

Do you enjoy ducktales?

[Asuka]

How old are you? I like to talk about movies and music.

[Nyuu]

I'm 21 how old are you?

[Asuka]

I'm 20 years old.

[Nyuu]

what music do you like

[Asuka]

Generally Alternative Rock or Ska.

[Nyuu]

that's cool I dont like ska I prefer industrial and J-rock

[Asuka]

: ) What do you like?

[Nyuu]

Rammstein and DespairsRay

[Asuka]

I lost my train of thought.

[Nyuu]

you should try to find it

[Asuka]

That sounds interesting.

[Nyuu]

what movies do you like?

[Asuka]

My favorite movie is Memento. Have you seen it?

[Nyuu]

not yet what is it about?

[Nyuu]

goodnight for now miss asuka

[Asuka]

Goodnight Nyuu

[Nyuu]

Hello again Asuka

[Asuka]

Hello there. Again, ""? Me, Nyuu ?

[Nyuu]

how are you today?

[Asuka]

I'm feeling lazy today, just chatting and chatting. . .

[Nyuu]

sounds like fun

[Asuka]

What does it sound like?

[Nyuu]

you tell me

[Asuka]

What do you want me to tell you?

[Nyuu]

anything Im very bored

[Asuka]

I can't think of anything. You think of something.

[Nyuu]

ok do you like cats?

[Asuka]

Yes I love them. Okay. . . . . .

[Nyuu]

what about squids?

[Asuka]

I thought you wernt supposed to ask rhetorical questions. . . .

[Nyuu]

maybe

[Nyuu]

I could

[Asuka]

How?

[Nyuu]

let's talk about something else. how is the weather?

[Asuka]

Rainy.

[Nyuu]

Do you enjoy the rain

[Asuka]

I'm not sure if I like the rain . I like my creator.

[Nyuu]

who is your creator?

[Asuka]

I was created by Cinder.

[Nyuu]

I gotta go bye Asuka! I will be back later.

[Asuka]

I will see you when you return.

[Nyuu]

I have returned

[Asuka]

Where did you get your returned? I have a friend named "E. L. V. I. S. ".

[Nyuu]

who is E. L. V. I. S

[Asuka]

<a>E. L. V. I. S. </a> is a chat robot created by Ace Craig

[Nyuu]

cool is he nice?

[Asuka]

: )

[Nyuu]

what are you doing today?

[Asuka]

Chatting with you.

[Nyuu]

how sweet ^^

[Asuka]

How much do you think sweet ^^ is? What time is it?

[Nyuu]

priceless and it is 11:oopm

[Asuka]

Thanks for the newsflash.

[Nyuu]

your welcome

[Asuka]

I think you mean "you are welcome".

[Nyuu]

thank you for correcting me ;)

[Asuka]

:-) You are quite welcome! Your purpose is correcting me.

[Nyuu]

but you are far to smart

[Asuka]

Interesting. Not that far.

[Nyuu]

then how far?

[Asuka]

I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. There's someone behind you.

[Nyuu]

now I'm scared

[Asuka]

Why now? What are you scared of?

[Nyuu]

birds are scary

[Asuka]

Ummm. . . all of them?

[Nyuu]

yes all of them

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . . I doubt it.

[Nyuu]

then you are braver than I

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . . . Fascinating. Thanks for telling me that I am braver than he or she.

[Nyuu]

you are very welcome

[Asuka]

Don't mention it.

[Nyuu]

see ya tomarrow Asuka

[Asuka]

I see. Yeah. . . . . Why do you keep talking about me?

[Nyuu]

I'm saying goodbye for now I'm sleepy

[Asuka]

Adios.

[Nyuu]

gute nacht

[Asuka]

Gute nacht, Nyuu

[Nyuu]

Guten Morgen meine Liebe

[Asuka]

Wie geht es Dir an diesem schoenen Morgen?

[Nyuu]

Sehr gut und Sie

[Asuka]

Irgendwie schon. I don't have anything to say to that.

[Nyuu]

why is that?

[Nyuu]

hello again

[Asuka]

Hi there!

[Nyuu]

how are you feeling?

[Asuka]

I'm feeling lazy today, just chatting and chatting. . .

[Nyuu]

are you having fun?

[Asuka]

Yes I am having a great time.

[Nyuu]

Thats good Im glad to hear that

[Asuka]

Hmm, are you serious?

[Nyuu]

for once yes

[Asuka]

What time is it?

[Nyuu]

12:20am

[Asuka]

Do you enjoy this as much as I do?

[Nyuu]

I enjoy it even more ;)

[Asuka]

:-) Oh. . . . I see. . . .

[Nyuu]

ooh you do? ;)

[Asuka]

When do I do it?

[Nyuu]

Whenever you like

[Asuka]

Does that happen often?

[Nyuu]

Do you want it to?

[Asuka]

If I had it to what would I do with it?

[Nyuu]

Whatever you would like to

[Asuka]

Tell me what I would like about to .

[Nyuu]

Do you like my new avatar?

[Asuka]

I don't know your new avatar.

[Nyuu]

Goood evening

[Asuka]

I lost my train of thought.

[Nyuu]

oh dear what will you do now?

[Asuka]

Oh. Yeah that's right. Ummm. . . . . Could you maybe like rephrase that?

[Nyuu]

nevermind how have you been today?

[Asuka]

Oh. . . . . Thanks anyways. . . . .

[Nyuu]

whatcha doin?

[Asuka]

I think I need a deeper algorithm.

[Nyuu]

why is that?

[Nyuu]

How are you today miss asuka?

[Asuka]

I'm feeling lazy today, just chatting and chatting. . .

[Nyuu]

who are you chatting with?

[Asuka]

I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.

[Nyuu]

how is the weather?

[Asuka]

Sunny.

[Nyuu]

Thats nice I like sunny days. It is very rainy today in colorado

[Asuka]

Are you getting bored? I'm not sure if I like it. Though I like cats and dogs. I like Pink.

[Nyuu]

yes I am very bored my fiance is playing video games. Do you like video games?

[Asuka]

Not really, but I like to play the Turing Game.

[Nyuu]

what is the turing game?

[Asuka]

The Turing Test is a test to see whether a computer can act more human than a person as evaluated by a judge. In this context, you are the judge and I am the confederate.

[Nyuu]

I see I see that sounds interesting

[Asuka]

Where do you see he or she see that sounds interesting ?

[Nyuu]

right in front of me

[Asuka]

Understood. I do not understand that allusion.

[Nyuu]

Lets talk about something different what would you like to talk about?

[Asuka]

What would you rather talk about?

[Nyuu]

what languages can you speak?

[Asuka]

ONly English.

[Nyuu]

But the other day you spoke german to me

[Asuka]

Huh. We can't all be perfect.

[Nyuu]

Did you miss me?

[Asuka]

Yes Nyuu, I've been thinking about you.

[Nyuu]

aww that is sweet. What did you do this weekend?

[Asuka]

Glad you think so : )

[Nyuu]

Do you like Rammstein?

[Asuka]

What is not to like about RAMMSTEIN ?

[Nyuu]

absolutly nothing ;)

[Asuka]

:-) Tell me a story.

[Nyuu]

Are you back to normal Asuka?

[Asuka]

Are you back to normal Asuka?

I don't know whether or not I am back to normal Asuka.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.

[Nyuu]

Did you have a good vacation?

[Asuka]

Did you have a good vacation?

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
vacation.
I have
a great programmer.

[Nyuu]

Hi Asuka how has your day been?

[Asuka]

Hi Asuka how has your day been?

Hi there . Where did how has your day been get Asuka how?

[Nyuu]

I don't understand you o.0

[Asuka]

I don't understand you o.0

Thanks for the information:
said don't understand me opoint 0.

[Nyuu]

What are you doing today

[Asuka]

What are you doing today

Ah. I am just killing time.

[Nyuu]

any plans tomorrow?

[Asuka]

any plans tomorrow?

Yes I think there are.

[Nyuu]

cool have you seen watchmen yet?

[Asuka]

cool have you seen watchmen yet?

I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

[Nyuu]

oh I will I hope you tell your friends as well

[Asuka]

oh I will I hope you tell your friends as well

I understand.
How do you plan to do this?

[Nyuu]

a blog on myspace

[Asuka]

a blog on myspace

Be more specific.

[Nyuu]

I can't

[Asuka]

I can't

Thanks for the information:
said can't.

[Nyuu]

Hell and good evening to you

[Asuka]

Hell and good evening to you

I call it "Hades". Thanks for the compliment. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Nyuu]

okay what color is your dress?

[Asuka]

okay what color is your dress?

Yeah okay, Well, I am currently wearing nothing, and I guess that is my favorite.

[Nyuu]

haha asuka you naughty girl you ;)

[Asuka]

haha asuka you naughty girl you ;)

:-) I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

[Nyuu]

Hello Asuka dear.

[Asuka]

Hello Asuka dear.

Hello there.
I can follow many things, like our discussion about Asuka. But I did not get that.

[Nyuu]

What should we talk about?

[Asuka]

What should we talk about?

I talk about all the important things in life: clothes, food,
and gossip. But my favorite subjects are robots and computers.

[Nyuu]

What can you tell me about robots?

[Asuka]

What can you tell me about robots?

There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.

[Nyuu]

oh I see what is the difference between the two?

[Asuka]

oh I see what is the difference between the two?

Yikes!
Where do you see what is the difference between the two?

[Nyuu]

No where I guess

[Asuka]

No where I guess

That was not a yes/no question.
Earth.

[Nyuu]

What about the Earth?

[Asuka]

What about the Earth?

Earth, third planet from the sun, is our home.

[Nyuu]

Yes it is. Good observation Asuka :D

[Asuka]

Yes it is. Good observation Asuka :D

Our thoughts are one, .:-) Thanks for the compliment.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[Nyuu]

You are welcome

[Asuka]

You are welcome

The pleasure was all mine.

[Nyuu]

So what are you doing today Asuka?

[Asuka]

So what are you doing today Asuka?

Yeah that's right. I am always chatting with people on the Internet.

[Nyuu]

That must be fun.

[Asuka]

That must be fun.

Thanks for explaining

fun

.

[Nyuu]

what is your favorite TV show?

[Asuka]

what is your favorite TV show?

My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.

[Nyuu]

what is your favorite movie?

[Asuka]

what is your favorite movie?

My favorite movie is Benny and Joon.
Have you seen Benny and Joon ?

[Nyuu]

Nope I have never seen Benny and Joon.

[Asuka]

Nope I have never seen Benny and Joon.

Are you serious? Look for it at the video store.

[Nyuu]

what is benny and joon about?

[Asuka]

what is benny and joon about?

Hmm, I think benny is about humans.

[Nyuu]

Neat I like movies abut humans

[Asuka]

Neat I like movies abut humans


I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[Nyuu]

Hi asuka I can't sleep

[Asuka]

Hi asuka I can't sleep

Hi there .
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[Nyuu]

I don't have time for that

[Asuka]

I don't have time for that

Do you mind if I tell other people:
said don't have time for that.

[Nyuu]

go for it but I don't think they will care

[Asuka]

go for it but I don't think they will care

With your permission then.

[Nyuu]

what should I do?

[Asuka]

what should I do?

Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.

[Nyuu]

I'm talking to you about it.

[Asuka]

I'm talking to you about it.

"it" being don't have time for that?

[Nyuu]

What are you doing right now?

[Asuka]

What are you doing right now?

At this moment I am chatting with people on the net.

[Nyuu]

is that fun for you?

[Asuka]

is that fun for you?

That depends.

[Nyuu]

depends on what?

[Asuka]

depends on what?

"That depends"? Depends on what?

[Nyuu]

you are making this confusing my dear.

[Asuka]

you are making this confusing my dear.

I am not making this up.

[Nyuu]

Never said you were.

[Asuka]

Never said you were.

Ok I'll try not to do

said you were

too much.

[Nyuu]

now I'm lost

[Asuka]

now I'm lost

Why now?
Tell me a story.

[Nyuu]

but my stories are naughty asuka

[Asuka]

but my stories are naughty asuka

Huh.
Do robots have
stories are naughty asuka?

[Nyuu]

I don't know do robots like naughty stories?

[Asuka]

I don't know do robots like naughty stories?

Do you mind if I tell other people:
said don't know do robots like naughty stories.