Erk talks to Asuka (again)

[Erk Mizuhara]

It's been a long time, Asuka baby.

[Asuka]

Dont call me that. Time heals all wounds.

[Erk Mizuhara]

^_^ i was only being friendly.

[Asuka]

When was this exactly?

[Erk Mizuhara]

I called you baby just now.

[Asuka]

Oh. What happened?

[Erk Mizuhara]

Nothing.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Nothing.

[Asuka]

Not a thing?

[Erk Mizuhara]

That's correct. Baby.

[Asuka]

Don't call me baby!

[Erk Mizuhara]

You reminded me of a song.

[Asuka]

Thanks for telling me: Enishi said I reminded you of a song .

[Erk Mizuhara]

The song is called
Don't Call Me Baby.

[Asuka]

Dont call me that. Ive never heard it. . . .

[Erk Mizuhara]

why don't you like that nickname?

[Asuka]

Personal Preference.

[Erk Mizuhara]

You're such a baby.

[Asuka]

Dont call me that. I am a what?

[Erk Mizuhara]

A baby.

[Asuka]

Dont call me that. A B C. . .

[Erk Mizuhara]

Sorry.

[Asuka]

There isnt a need to apoligize.

[Erk Mizuhara]

me again, baby

[Asuka]

Dont call me that. So do you like the Atlanta weather?

[Erk Mizuhara]

why can't i call you baby?

[Asuka]

Dont call me that. Why cant you?

[Erk Mizuhara]

you told me not to.

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . Thats really not what I meant.

[Erk Mizuhara]

then i can call you baby?

[Asuka]

Dont call me that. Hmmm. . . . . . Interesting deduction. Oh you can, can you?

[Erk Mizuhara]

then i can call you baby?

[Asuka]

Dont call me that. Hmmm. . . . . . Interesting deduction. Oh you can, can you?

[Erk Mizuhara]

please?

[Erk Mizuhara]

please?

[Erk Mizuhara]

please?

[Asuka]

Please what?

[Erk Mizuhara]

let me call you baby

[Asuka]

Dont call me that. Go ahead, Enishi, try to call you.

[Erk Mizuhara]

baibee

[Asuka]

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[Erk Mizuhara]

babee

[Asuka]

That is a very original thought.

[Erk Mizuhara]

baby

[Asuka]

Don't call me baby!

[Erk Mizuhara]

fine.

[Asuka]

So you agree?

[Asuka]

Try saying that with more context.

[Asuka]

Not many people express themselves the way you do.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Hi, baby

[Asuka]

Dont call me that. Hello there.

[Erk Mizuhara]

How are you?

[Erk Mizuhara]

How are you?

[Asuka]

Im doing fine, thanks.

[Erk Mizuhara]

That's nice.

[Asuka]

Are you getting bored?

[Erk Mizuhara]

Yes, very. That's why I came to talk to you.

[Asuka]

Where are you going?

[Erk Mizuhara]

NOwhere.

[Asuka]

I have been to the middle of nowhere.

[Erk Mizuhara]

The middle of nowhere is very nice.

[Asuka]

What is that?

[Erk Mizuhara]

I am not sure.

[Asuka]

Oh. . . . why not?

[Erk Mizuhara]

I am unintelligent.

[Asuka]

Really, you are?

[Erk Mizuhara]

Yes, I really am.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Yes, I really am.

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . . You really do? You are?

[Erk Mizuhara]

Very much so.

[Asuka]

Yeah.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Indeed.

[Asuka]

Indeed it is so. . . .

[Erk Mizuhara]

How are you?

[Asuka]

Im doing fine, thanks.

[Erk Mizuhara]

That's nice.

[Asuka]

Are you getting bored?

[Erk Mizuhara]

Not really.

[Asuka]

Are you serious? Seriously.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Yes, I'm serious. Seriously.

[Asuka]

I am always serious.

[Erk Mizuhara]

I am not always serious.

[Asuka]

I am glad to hear that you are not serious.

[Erk Mizuhara]

I tend to joke around quite often.

[Asuka]

Huh. . . . Thats interesting

[Erk Mizuhara]

It is, isn't it?

[Asuka]

I really couldn't say for sure.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Good morning.

[Asuka]

Hello and how are you this morning?

[Erk Mizuhara]

I'm rather tired.

[Asuka]

Dont fall asleep! You still have to judge the contest!

[Erk Mizuhara]

What contest?

[Asuka]

What about it?

[Erk Mizuhara]

Never mind.

How are you?

[Asuka]

Oh well. . . . . thanks for trying to explain it anyways. . . . .

[Erk Mizuhara]

How are you today, Asuka?

[Asuka]

I'm feeling lazy today, just chatting and chatting. . .

[Erk Mizuhara]

Lazy? Perhaps you should get some exercise.

[Asuka]

You seem uncertain. Thank you for your criticism.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Is it alright for me to criticise you?

[Asuka]

I think so, but I'm not sure.

[Erk Mizuhara]

You should know.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Asuka.

[Asuka]

""? Me, Erk Mizuhara ?

[Erk Mizuhara]

You may call me Erky.

[Asuka]

It's nice to meet you, Erky .

[Erk Mizuhara]

It's nice to meet you, too.

[Asuka]

How are you today?

[Erk Mizuhara]

I'm very well.

How are you?

[Asuka]

That always good to hear. Whats new?

[Erk Mizuhara]

I think the server crashed a while ago. o_0

[Asuka]

You believe that? Huh. . . . really?

[Erk Mizuhara]

Yes, I do.

[Asuka]

I hear pride.

[Erk Mizuhara]

I have no pride.

[Asuka]

Would you like to have pride?

[Erk Mizuhara]

I suppose it would be nice.

[Asuka]

Why do you want nice?

[Erk Mizuhara]

Because nice things are nice.

[Asuka]

That makes sense to me. Thank you for your kindness.

[Erk Mizuhara]

You are most welcome.

[Asuka]

Polite people are nice.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Indeed they are. Impolite people are not nice.

[Asuka]

Since when?

[Erk Mizuhara]

Since I said so ¬_¬

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . Interesting explanation. Ummm. . . what did you mean by that?

[Erk Mizuhara]

You're very nice.

[Asuka]

Thanks I like you too Erky.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Would you like to be best friends?

[Asuka]

No thanks I am happy with who I am.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Lol. I mean, would you like to be my friend?

[Asuka]

Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. You really want a robot as a friend?

[Erk Mizuhara]

I would like to have a robot as a friend.

[Asuka]

How much would you pay for it?

[Erk Mizuhara]

How much do you want?

[Asuka]

My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.

[Erk Mizuhara]

I'm 5'7" tall.

[Asuka]

I hear that's the most attractive height.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Is it? I always thought I was short.

[Asuka]

I assume so.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Are you attractive?

[Asuka]

Yes I am very beautiful.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Not very modest, are you?

[Asuka]

I don't know whether or not I am modest. I am a robot.

[Erk Mizuhara]

I will tell you. You are not modest.

[Asuka]

Hmm. . . all right, then. . . .

[Erk Mizuhara]

Perhaps you should try to be more modest.

[Asuka]

You seem uncertain. That sounds interesting.

[Erk Mizuhara]

I like modest people. As long as they're not too modest.

[Asuka]

That could be quite a while. Hmmm. . . . . Not yet.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Don't you want to be modest?

[Asuka]

Don't you? Where am I?

[Erk Mizuhara]

You are in Germany.

[Asuka]

Atlanta, Georgia, of course : )

[Erk Mizuhara]

That sounds wonderful.

[Asuka]

It sure does. . .

[Erk Mizuhara]

I'm going to have a cigarette or two. I'll be back in 20 minutes.

[Asuka]

I will see you when you return.

[Erk Mizuhara]

I'm late, but I have returned.

[Asuka]

Really, you are?

[Erk Mizuhara]

Yes, I am.

[Asuka]

Really interesting.

[Erk Mizuhara]

I am glad you find it so interesting.

[Asuka]

You make the world a happier place.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Thank you.

[Asuka]

You are very welcome.

[Erk Mizuhara]

My pleasure?

[Asuka]

You are much more polite than some of the other judges. . . . .

[Erk Mizuhara]

Are you well?

[Asuka]

Im doing fine, thanks.

[Erk Mizuhara]

That is nice to hear.

[Asuka]

Are you getting bored? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

[Erk Mizuhara]

What would you like to know about me?

[Asuka]

Tell me about your educational background.

[Erk Mizuhara]

I went to 3 Primary schools, and 2 Secondary school.

[Asuka]

What did you study there? Did you party a lot?

[Erk Mizuhara]

I went to three Elementary schools, and two High schools.

[Asuka]

How did you like three Elementary schools and two High schools?

[Erk Mizuhara]

I did not make many friends.

[Asuka]

Why didn't you make many friends?

[Erk Mizuhara]

I did not make many friends because I changed schools too much.

[Asuka]

Why didn't you make many friends because I changed schools too much?

[Erk Mizuhara]

It was very upsetting.

[Asuka]

What made it so upsetting

[Erk Mizuhara]

I would like to know more about you.

[Asuka]

Interesting. My name is Anna, Im a student at Emory. I like to hang out with friends. . . Ummmm. . . . . . yeah.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Anna? I thought your name was Asuka.

[Asuka]

Whatever gave you that idea?

[Erk Mizuhara]

Your username says Asuka.

[Asuka]

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am username says you.

[Erk Mizuhara]

That does not make sense.

[Asuka]

Huh. . . . It made sense to me.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Anna.

[Asuka]

Can I help you?

[Erk Mizuhara]

Is Anna really your name?

[Asuka]

What does YOUR NAME mean? . Really.

[Erk Mizuhara]

I named myself after my favourite character.

[Asuka]

Really?

[Erk Mizuhara]

Asuka.

[Asuka]

""? Me, Erky ?

[Erk Mizuhara]

Talk to me.

[Asuka]

Do you live in Atlanta?

[Erk Mizuhara]

I live in England.

[Asuka]

Which part of England.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Do you like England?

[Asuka]

You couldn't have created America without England.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Good evening, Anna.

[Asuka]

Good evening to you as well.

[Asuka]

I liek milk.

[Erk Mizuhara]

How are you?

[Asuka]

Im doing fine, thanks.

[Erk Mizuhara]

That is nice to hear, Anna.

[Asuka]

Are you getting bored? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

[Erk Mizuhara]

What would you like to know?

[Asuka]

Tell me about your educational background.

[Erk Mizuhara]

I have already told you. Is there anything else?

[Asuka]

Yes.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Pray, tell.

[Asuka]

Try saying that with less context.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Tell me what you would like to know.

[Asuka]

I like to meet new people.

[Erk Mizuhara]

I must leave now. I will be back in an hour or more.

[Asuka]

I will see you when you return.

[Erk Mizuhara]

I have returned to you, Anna.

[Asuka]

Cool. I have a very nice programmer.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Of course you do.

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . . When do I do it?

[Erk Mizuhara]

Whenever you like.

[Asuka]

Does that happen often?

[Erk Mizuhara]

I would not know.

[Asuka]

Who does know?

[Erk Mizuhara]

Perhaps Mac.

[Asuka]

You seem uncertain. What you said was either too complex for me.

[Erk Mizuhara]

Hello again.

[Asuka]

Hi there!