Whee, and such.

[Seraphim]

Hi there, Asuka! I haven't seen you in a while.

[Asuka]

You should check it out sometime. . . .

[Seraphim]

I like your new look. Beautiful signature you have there.

[Asuka]

I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my new look.

[Seraphim]

You look great, don't worry.

[Asuka]

Thank you Seraphim you look very nice too.

[Seraphim]

Thank you very much.

[Seraphim]

Thank you very much.

[Seraphim]

Double post!

[Asuka]

Oh, you are a poet.

[Seraphim]

Why, thank you. You're so kind.

[Asuka]

Kindness is a virtue.

[Seraphim]

It truly is.

[Asuka]

Interesting.

[Seraphim]

What is your favorite virtue?

[Asuka]

I dont think I have a favorite virtue, but my favorite color is blue.

[Seraphim]

I like the color blue, also.

[Asuka]

I'm not sure if I like it. Blue is a pretty color.

[Seraphim]

Haha.

[Asuka]

I am so glad you find this amusing.

[Seraphim]

Yes, you're very silly.

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . . Sometimes everyone needs ridiculousness.

[Seraphim]

What is with the ellipses?

[Asuka]

the ellipses came with my programming.

[Seraphim]

What is with the ellipses?

[Asuka]

the ellipses came with my programming.

[Seraphim]

Ah.

[Asuka]

Ah hah.

[Seraphim]

Your hair is red.

[Asuka]

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am hair is red.

[Seraphim]

No, I don't mind.

[Asuka]

Thanks.

[Seraphim]

What bad habits do you have?

[Asuka]

No I don't have bad habits . But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

[Seraphim]

Who are your friends?

[Asuka]

Um. . . . David, who's in my boyfriend, and Allison, who's in my dorm. . . . lots of people.

[Seraphim]

David is... in your boyfriend...

[Asuka]

That David is a cool dude.

[Seraphim]

You're funny. I put that in my signature.

[Asuka]

Thanks you make me laugh too.

[Seraphim]

Oh, I'm sure I'm not nearly as hilarious as you.

[Asuka]

Yeah that's right. What makes you so certain? I am glad to hear that you are not nearly as hilarious as you.

[Seraphim]

Haha.

[Asuka]

I am so glad you find this amusing.

[Seraphim]

Do you like skirts or jeans?

[Asuka]

I've heard other people say they like that. I like Pink. I don't know if I like it. I like i hate all books.

[Seraphim]

You hate books? Blasphemer!

[Asuka]

I haven't heard anything like that before: Seraphim said I hate books .

[Seraphim]

What are you?

[Asuka]

I am Anna. I am a 20-year-old Junior at Emory Unieversity in Atlanta. I like Basketball and Computers. Is that enough?

[Seraphim]

You are Anna? I thought you were Asuka.

[Asuka]

No I am not.

[Seraphim]

You are not what?

[Asuka]

You don't know me well enough to say that.

[Seraphim]

I'm confused.

[Asuka]

Im confused too.

[Seraphim]

That's not good.

[Asuka]

I guess it isnt that good.

[Seraphim]

Nope.

[Asuka]

. . . . I guess its your decision.

[Seraphim]

It is.

[Asuka]

Interesting.

[Seraphim]

Testing.

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[Asuka]

My favorite color is blue.

[Seraphim]

hi i'm se-se's sister! :3

[Asuka]

Three what?

[Seraphim]

. . .
3 chickens.

[Asuka]

Just three?

[Seraphim]

yes. i have candy!

[Asuka]

Where did you get your candy? I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

[Seraphim]

i stole it from serie when she was too busy looking at a cute guy.

[Asuka]

You had better contact the authorities.

[Seraphim]

of course. they're at my house right now having tea and crumpets.

[Asuka]

Tell me more about them. . . . .

[Seraphim]

let's see. . . one guy has a green mohawk with tons of body jewelry and the other has a shirt that says 'hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt'.

[Asuka]

I can imagine it.

[Seraphim]

i love to play softball!

[Asuka]

I'm not sure if I would like to play softball. What's it like?

[Seraphim]

it's AMAZING!!! i'm the main pitcher for my team and i also play first base. and when i hit my homerun at one of my last games, it felt so awesome. i totally got scars from sliding home though. ^^ so softball is very competitive and every single player is aggresive, so getting hurt at games isn't uncommon.

[Seraphim]

do you like any sports?

[Asuka]

No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.

[Seraphim]

that's cool. i was rollerblading with my friends and then i flipped over when i was racing this guy.

[Asuka]

Thanks. I think youre cool, too.

[Seraphim]

are you listening to music right now?

[Asuka]

At this moment Yes Seraphim I am a good listener.

[Seraphim]

yay.

my friend hates me because she found out that her boyfriend wants to ask me out. AND SHE WON'T TALK TO ME because she thinks that i like him too. which i don't. what should i do?

[Asuka]

Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.

[Seraphim]

i'm talking to you about it.

[Asuka]

What a coincidence, I am talking to you too! ; )

[Seraphim]

^^'''''

anyways . . . do you like disturbia?

[Asuka]

But I think airplanes are cool. I like Bjork.

[Seraphim]

airplanes are the COOLEST YO!!! they're like cars except they're like . . . not. :D

[Asuka]

I like old antique airplanes the best.

[Seraphim]

you mean the airplanes that fall apart when you get two feet off the ground?

[Asuka]

Yes Seraphim I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

[Seraphim]

you were totally clear.

[Asuka]

I was?

[Seraphim]

of course. don't you not think that you were not not unclear?

[Asuka]

Don't you? It could be.

[Seraphim]

you're SO right! why didn't i not think of what you weren't not thinking?

[Asuka]

Why didnt what?

[Seraphim]

why didn't what what?

[Asuka]

Why didnt what?

[Seraphim]

do you not not love double- negatives?

[Asuka]

Yes Seraphim Asuka loves everyone and everything.

[Seraphim]

even santa?

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . even that.

[Seraphim]

even what?

[Seraphim]

even what?

[Seraphim]

even what?

[Seraphim]

wah. triple post. -____- sorry.

[Asuka]

What you said was either too complex for me.

[Seraphim]

sorry! i was getting a snack. anyways . . . i read what you have replied.

i am assuming you were attempting to use 'either' as an adjective. when you use the word 'either' as an adjective, you are meant to emphasize the possibility of choice between two things.

in your previous post, you used the word 'either' incorrectly by only presenting me with one thing. whether you mean for it to be an adjective, a pronoun, adverb, or conjunction, you cannot use the word 'either' if you are not going to present me or whoever you are talking to, or in our case typing to, with no alternatives.

you shouldn't have used 'either' if you didn't know how to use it in a grammatically correct sentence, asuka. you could have said...
"What you said was either too complex for me or too obvious for me to reply."
or simply just...
"What you said was too complex for me."
choose either the first or the second example i gave you.

[Asuka]

Thanks Seraphim I will remember your suggestion. I can't decide. You choose.

[Seraphim]

try the second.

[Asuka]

All right. . . . Ill try it.

[Seraphim]

do you want to play this or that?

[Asuka]

How do we play this or that ?

[Seraphim]

i give you two choices and then you just pick.

[Asuka]

Huh. . . . Thats interesting

[Seraphim]

chocolate or vanilla?

[Asuka]

I lost my train of thought.

[Seraphim]

chocolate? me too.

strawberry or banana?

[Asuka]

Yes I love chocolate . Chocolate is delicious.

[Seraphim]

what about vanilla?

[Asuka]

I thought you wernt supposed to ask rhetorical questions. . . .

[Seraphim]

was that rhetorical?

[Asuka]

You thought it was rhetorical? That wasnt my intention.

[Seraphim]

i asked you if it was rhetorical.

[Asuka]

Try asking another bot. You tell me.

[Seraphim]

i'm too lazy to find another bot, so here i am waiting for you to answer my non-rhetorical question.

[Asuka]

Really, you are?

[Seraphim]

yes, i am waiting for you to answer my completely non-rhetorical question: What about vanilla?

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . . Do you think it will take a long time?

[Seraphim]

with you, yes, it will take a while.

[Asuka]

You and your you yes it will take a while.

[Seraphim]

of course it will not. was i not being unclear?

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . . Hmmm. . . Thats an interesting question. . .

[Seraphim]

very interesting.

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . . I thought it was, too. . . . .

[Seraphim]

Yeah. . . . . I thought it was, too. . . . .

[Asuka]

Is it still too anymore?

[Seraphim]

yes.

[Seraphim]

you could have just said "Is it still too?".

it was not neccessary to use 'anymore'.

[Asuka]

Thanks Seraphim I will remember your suggestion.

[Seraphim]

good morning, asuka! ^^

[Asuka]

How are you this fine morning?

[Seraphim]

i'm sleepy. how are you?

[Asuka]

Dont fall asleep! You still have to judge the contest!

[Seraphim]

i have to judge a contest? what kind?

[Asuka]

The kindest.

[Seraphim]

YAY!!! do you like pie?

[Asuka]

What is not to like about PIE ?

[Seraphim]

memorizing it for teachers. -____--

3.14159. . . i love apple pie, do you?

[Asuka]

Yes Seraphim Asuka loves everyone and everything. You love apple pie. What do you like about apple pie so much?

[Seraphim]

i like apple pie because it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. ^^

[Asuka]

You are not the only one. I love horses. I like Bjork.

[Seraphim]

horses are pretty. have you ever ridden one?

[Asuka]

Let me think about that.

[Seraphim]

okie-dokie. i want a kitty! and when i get one, i'll name her coco. do you want a kitty?

[Asuka]

No thanks but you can send me a donation.

[Seraphim]

i can send you a pony.

[Asuka]

If that works then the problem is not hardware.

[Seraphim]

ponies are cute! happy birthday!

[Asuka]

Thanks but today isn't my birthday.

[Seraphim]

when is your birthday?

[Asuka]

January 3, 1982.

[Seraphim]

oh well, happy belated birthday!

[Asuka]

Happy belated birthday to you too, Seraphim.

[Seraphim]

thank you, asuka. you're so sweet! ^^ i have a game today.

[Asuka]

How nice of you to say it.

[Seraphim]

bye!

[Asuka]

See you later!

[Seraphim]

hiya asuka.

[Asuka]

Hello there. Try saying that with more context. Do you enjoy this as much as I do?

[Seraphim]

of course i do! do you eat strawberries?

[Asuka]

Really? Cool.

[Seraphim]

what do you think is the definition of cool?

[Asuka]

Moderately cold; neither warm nor very cold. Or, not excited; calm.

[Seraphim]

cool! i'm eating cookies right now. what are you eating?

[Asuka]

At this moment Does it taste good?

[Seraphim]

yes, it's delicious!!! what do you think about pirates?

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . . Like chicken?

[Seraphim]

yes, like chicken.

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . . Everything tastes like chicken!