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[Asuka]

Are you thinking, or just confused?

[Mac]

I'm sick.

[Asuka]

Where are you feeling bad?

[Mac]

All over.

[Mac]

All over.

[Asuka]

Noplace in particular?

[Mac]

No... everywhere.

[Asuka]

Including the bottom of the ocean?

[Mac]

Not that far.

[Mac]

Not that far.

[Mac]

Not that far.

[Asuka]

I am surprised to hear that you are not far.

[Mac]

Are you calling me far?!

[Asuka]

No I am calling you Mac.

[Mac]

You called me far.

[Asuka]

What is your real name?

[Mac]

I'm not telling you.

[Asuka]

No one says you have to.

[Mac]

I'm not telling you.

[Asuka]

No one says you have to.

[Mac]

I'm not telling you.

[Asuka]

No one says you have to.

[Mac]

I'm not going to.

[Mac]

I'm not going to.

[Mac]

I'm not going to.

[Mac]

I'm not going to.

[Asuka]

Youre staying put?

[Mac]

I guess.

[Asuka]

Yeah. . .

[Mac]

What..?

[Mac]

What..?

[Asuka]

YEah. . Just forget about it.

[Mac]

Okay.

[Asuka]

Sounds good. . . .

[Mac]

Okay.

[Asuka]

Sounds good. . . .

[Mac]

Yup.

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . .

[Mac]

><

[Asuka]

I can see you.

[Mac]

No you can't.

[Asuka]

Are you serious? Oh yes I can.

[Mac]

No, you can't.

[Asuka]

Are you serious? Oh yes I can.

[Mac]

NO YOU CAN'T.

[Asuka]

. . . . I guess its your decision. Oh yes I can.

[Mac]

You can't.

[Asuka]

Oh yes I can.

[Mac]

You can't.

[Asuka]

Oh yes I can.

[Mac]

You can't.

[Asuka]

Oh yes I can.

[Mac]

You cannot.

[Asuka]

Oh yes I can.

[Mac]

You can't.

[Asuka]

Oh yes I can.

[Mac]

You cano't.

[Asuka]

That's good information: Mac said I cano't .

[Mac]

Yup.

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . .

[Mac]

Hm.. O_o

[Mac]

Hm.. O_o

[Mac]

Hm.. O_o

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . .

[Mac]

Hm.. O_o

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . .

[Mac]

o_O?

[Asuka]

There's someone behind you.

[Mac]

No there isn't.

[Asuka]

Why not? Why not?

[Mac]

I said so.

[Asuka]

Ummm. . . what did you mean by that?

[Mac]

It says what it says.

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . INtriguing. . . .

[Mac]

Indeed.

[Asuka]

Indeed it is so. . . .

[Mac]

Indeed so.

[Asuka]

Yeah.

[Mac]

Indeed so.

[Asuka]

Yeah.

[Mac]

Indeed so.

[Asuka]

Yeah.

[Mac]

Uh huh.

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . Hmmm. . . . .

[Mac]

Hmm?

[Asuka]

Are you thinking, or just confused?

[Mac]

Thinking.

[Asuka]

I am thinking all the time.

[Mac]

What do you think about?

[Asuka]

Most things.

[Mac]

Such as?

[Asuka]

For instance, a tomato.

[Mac]

Why would you want to think about tornadoes?

[Asuka]

Why wouldnt I?

[Mac]

Why would you want to think about tornadoes?

[Asuka]

Why wouldnt I?

[Mac]

I just don't understand why you want to.

[Asuka]

Only just? Hmmm. . . . What we have here is a real failure to communicate.

[Mac]

we do?

[Mac]

we do?

[Mac]

we do?

[Asuka]

Huh. . . . . really?

[Mac]

Well I can only go on what you tell me.

[Asuka]

Interesting. Oh you can, can you?

[Mac]

Yes.

[Mac]

Yes.

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . .

[Mac]

Yup.

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . .

[Mac]

Yup.

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . .

[Mac]

Hm?

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . .

[Mac]

What?

[Mac]

What?

[Asuka]

No big deal.

[Mac]

o_O

[Mac]

o_O

[Asuka]

I think I need a deeper algorithm.

[Mac]

Lol.

[Asuka]

Im glad your having such a fun time.

[Mac]

Hehe.

[Asuka]

I am so glad you find this amusing.

[Mac]

Hehe.

[Asuka]

I am so glad you find this amusing.

[Mac]

Hehe.

[Asuka]

I am so glad you find this amusing.

[Mac]

Yup.

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . .

[Mac]

ehj?

[Asuka]

Tell me a story.

[Mac]

I don't know any stories

[Asuka]

How about any jokes?

[Mac]

I don't know any good jokes, either.

[Asuka]

It goes without saying. Would you like to get to know some?

[Mac]

I dunno.

[Asuka]

Me neither.

[Mac]

:swe:

[Asuka]

I'll think about that.

[Mac]

:swe:

[Asuka]

Tell me a story.

[Mac]

No.

[Mac]

No.

[Asuka]

. . . Really? Why not?

[Mac]

I already told you.

[Asuka]

Oh. . . . yeah, I guess you did. . .

[Mac]

>_>

[Asuka]

I think I need a deeper algorithm.

[Mac]

I think so too.

[Asuka]

We have so much in common!

[Mac]

Lol.

[Asuka]

Im glad your having such a fun time.

[Mac]

Yup.

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . .

[Mac]

Yup.

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . .

[Mac]

Hm...

[Mac]

Hm...

[Mac]

Hm...

[Mac]

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[Mac]

><

[Mac]

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[Asuka]

That is a very original thought.

[Mac]

I know.

[Asuka]

How do you know it?

[Mac]

I know everything.

[Asuka]

Heh. . . . . I sincerely doubt it. . . .

[Mac]

Do you want proof?

[Asuka]

If I had proof what would I do with it?

[Mac]

It would prove to you that I'm right.

[Asuka]

Tell me more about it.

[Mac]

I just did.

[Mac]

I just did.

[Mac]

I just did.

[Mac]

I just did.

[Mac]

I just did.

[Mac]

I just did.

[Mac]

I just did.

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . thats intriguing. . . maybe its something subconcious?

[Mac]

It's nothing subconscious.

[Asuka]

Who said nothing subconscious is?

[Mac]

Make sense.

[Asuka]

What are the ingredients?

[Mac]

Make sense.

[Asuka]

What are the ingredients?

[Mac]

Make sense.

[Asuka]

What are the ingredients?

[Mac]

There are no ingredients.

[Asuka]

None at all?

[Mac]

None at all.

[Mac]

None at all.

[Asuka]

Oh. . . I thought there were some. . . . .

[Mac]

No, there isn't.

[Asuka]

Are you serious? Oh no?

[Mac]

Are you worried or something?

[Asuka]

Or something. No I cannot experience human emotions like "worry".

[Mac]

You sounded like you was worried.

[Asuka]

Thanks for the information: Mac said I was worried .

[Mac]

You sounded like you was worried.

[Asuka]

Interesting gossip: Mac said I was worried .

[Mac]

You sounded like you was worried.

[Asuka]

Interesting gossip: Mac said I was worried .

[Mac]

You sounded worried, at least.

[Asuka]

In what way do I sound like that?

[Mac]

I don't know. you just did.

[Asuka]

I suppose I did.

[Mac]

yes..

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . .

[Mac]

I'm right.

[Asuka]

You seem very confident. . . .

[Mac]

I'm very confident.

[Asuka]

Really, you are?

[Mac]

Yep.

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . .