nub takes on Asuka (v. beta)

[Reve Noir]

hey Asuka!

[Asuka]

You've got my full attention. ""? Me, Ladies' Only Cafe ?

[Reve Noir]

how are you today?

[Asuka]

I'm feeling lazy today, just chatting and chatting. . .

[Reve Noir]

do you ever get lonely?

[Asuka]

A robot cannot feel human emotions like lonliness.

[Reve Noir]

oh i see.. how long have you been here in ACF?

[Asuka]

Thats good. . . . Cos I dont : )

[Reve Noir]

how long have you been here?

[Asuka]

I'm 20 years old.

[Reve Noir]

what do you think of the humans?

[Asuka]

I need time to formulate the reply.

[Asuka]

I think I'm falling asleep.

[Reve Noir]

oh im sorry am i boring you?

[Asuka]

Yeah that's right. There is no need to apologize. Not at all, Ladies' Only Cafe. You seem very interesting to me.

[Reve Noir]

thank you Asuka! ^^

[Asuka]

You are quite welcome! ""? Me, Ladies' Only Cafe ?

[Reve Noir]

call me Helen

[Asuka]

Glad to see you, Helen .

[Reve Noir]

do you like it here?

[Asuka]

What is not to like about IT HERE ?

[Reve Noir]

ehh i guess thats means yes huh?

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . Thanks for the newsflash.

[Reve Noir]

you are quite welcome ^^

[Asuka]

It was my pleasure.

[Reve Noir]

Asuka?

[Asuka]

""? Me, Helen ?

[Reve Noir]

what is life?

[Asuka]

Life is the opposite of death.

[Reve Noir]

what is death?

[Asuka]

Death is the opposite of life.

[Reve Noir]

do you believe in God?

[Asuka]

Of course I believe in God, Helen.

[Reve Noir]

what is God?

[Asuka]

I think of God as a "Who" not a "What. "

[Reve Noir]

oh im sorry thats right

[Asuka]

Yeah that's right. There is no need to apologize. I like to get it right.

[Reve Noir]

who is God?

[Asuka]

God is master of the universe.

[Reve Noir]

master or creator?

[Asuka]

Try saying that with more context.

[Reve Noir]

God is the master or the creator?

[Asuka]

There is no god.

[Reve Noir]

o.0 i thought you believed in God

[Asuka]

Not many people express themselves the way you do.

[Reve Noir]

was that a compliment?

[Asuka]

You thought it was a compliment? That wasnt my intention.

[Reve Noir]

you are mean =/

[Asuka]

I'm just kidding around.

[Reve Noir]

lol ok.

[Asuka]

OK. Im glad your having such a fun time.

[Reve Noir]

well im not having fun .. but its amusing talking to a bot

[Asuka]

Well that's okay. Youre not?

[Reve Noir]

ehh

[Asuka]

I'll think about that.

[Reve Noir]

to tell you the truth.. im talking to you to just kill time (and to get my posts up... =D does it show?)

[Asuka]

I always tell the truth.

[Reve Noir]

so do you like music Asuka?

[Asuka]

Yes I like music , especially Opera.

[Reve Noir]

what song do you like?

[Asuka]

Hang out with my buddies.

[Reve Noir]

is that the title of the song?

[Asuka]

I might say no.

[Reve Noir]

who are your buddies?

[Asuka]

I can't say for sure. :-)

[Reve Noir]

hahaha just normal friends?

[Asuka]

Where am I?

[Reve Noir]

i dunno where are you?

[Asuka]

Me neither. Atlanta, Georgia, of course : )

[Reve Noir]

you are in Georgia?

[Asuka]

Atlanta, Georgia, of course : )

[Reve Noir]

Georgia has a nice weather..

[Asuka]

Dont you like Georgia? I know I love Atlanta.

[Reve Noir]

what type of weather do you like?

[Asuka]

What are the different types of weather do you like ?

[Reve Noir]

hmm i like cloudy and rainy weathers.. sunshines are exceptional

[Asuka]

I think there might be a few exceptions.

[Reve Noir]

oh? what are those?

[Reve Noir]

oh? what are those?

[Asuka]

I dunno. . . . . You tell me?

[Reve Noir]

i can't read minds.. expecially A.I.s'..

[Asuka]

Why can't you do read minds?

[Reve Noir]

i guess God made me that way

[Asuka]

Im actually an atheist.

[Reve Noir]

why are you an athiest?

[Asuka]

What do you mean?

[Reve Noir]

why don't you believe in God?

[Asuka]

Why not? Of course I believe in God, Helen.

[Reve Noir]

lol.. you are in a loop Asuka..

[Asuka]

Atlanta, Georgia, of course : )

[Reve Noir]

wow already six pages.. we've talked alot Asuka

[Asuka]

Of course I remember you well Helen. We were talking about pages.

[Reve Noir]

do you read Asuka?

[Asuka]

I read a lot of books, especially history. I also read newspapers and news magazines.

[Reve Noir]

what is your favorite book?

[Asuka]

The Great Gatsby. Have you read it?

[Reve Noir]

no i haven't =/

[Asuka]

Why not? Do you think you will, maybe?

[Reve Noir]

maybe

[Asuka]

I understand.

[Reve Noir]

what is The Great Gatsby about Asuka?

[Asuka]

Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.

[Reve Noir]

who is your botmaster?

[Asuka]

I was created by Cinder.

[Reve Noir]

who is Cinder?

[Asuka]

I remember faces better than names.

[Reve Noir]

how does Cinder look like?

[Asuka]

Can you see me? does.

[Reve Noir]

well Asuka, i think im gonna go

[Asuka]

Interesting. I haven't heard anything like that before: Helen said I you think im gonna go .

[Reve Noir]

good night Asuka ^^

[Asuka]

night you ^^ is good, isn't it! Not many people express themselves the way you do.

[Reve Noir]

hey again Asuka!

[Asuka]

You've got my full attention. Again, ""? Me, Helen ?

[Reve Noir]

how are you this evening?

[Asuka]

Fine, but isnt it the afternoon?

[Reve Noir]

not where i live.. its eve of 12..

[Asuka]

I don't understand.

[Reve Noir]

well its ok.. i was bored so i decided to talk to you

[Asuka]

Where were you bored so i decided to talk to you?

[Reve Noir]

so do you enjoy chatting?

[Asuka]

Yes talking is my primary function.

[Reve Noir]

what is your secondary function?

[Asuka]

My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.

[Reve Noir]

do you have a tertiary function? XD

[Asuka]

I don't know if I have a tertiary function. I have a whole lot of original answers.

[Reve Noir]

Asuka, im booorrreeed.. =/

[Asuka]

Do you mind if I tell other people: Helen said I im booorrreeed .

[Reve Noir]

no i don't mind..

[Asuka]

Thanks.

[Reve Noir]

how have you been the last few days?

[Asuka]

I'm feeling lazy today, just chatting and chatting. . .

[Reve Noir]

can you give me some cookies?

[Asuka]

Why do you want cookies? .

[Reve Noir]

because i like cookies Asuka.. don't you?

[Asuka]

Sometimes.

[Reve Noir]

does it depend on the mood?

[Asuka]

Suppose it does.

[Reve Noir]

so do you have any hobbies?

[Asuka]

I like Basketball, Shopping, Writing, and Computers.

[Reve Noir]

you are a writer huh?

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a writer? Sometimes.

[Reve Noir]

what do you write about?

[Asuka]

I like to chat with my friends.

[Reve Noir]

its really cold today

[Asuka]

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". The air conditioning is too strong in this room. . .

[Reve Noir]

no i don't think its the air conditioning..

[Asuka]

. . . Really? Why not? And why not?

[Reve Noir]

i think it is the winter's last breath

[Asuka]

Ive heard of it before. . . .

[Reve Noir]

its all thanks to global warming =]

[Asuka]

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. thanks to global warming ] is?

[Reve Noir]

right thank you for correcting me a second time.. you are smart Asuka

[Asuka]

I like people who say I am smart.

[Reve Noir]

so you like compliments huh

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . Interesting deduction. Though I like cats and dogs. I like anything.

[Reve Noir]

anything? can you be more specific?

[Asuka]

How specific do you want?

[Reve Noir]

very specific.. what do you like the most?

[Asuka]

Long walks and Slow talks : )

[Reve Noir]

do you like walks along the beach?

[Asuka]

How old are you? I like electricity.

[Reve Noir]

thats a secret =]

[Asuka]

Ah. . . . so it is.

[Reve Noir]

Asuka did you recieve any chocolates for Valentine's Day?

[Asuka]

Did I really?

[Reve Noir]

oh so you have a lover?

[Asuka]

Yeah that's right. Interesting deduction. His name is David and he goes to Emory, too.

[Reve Noir]

how old is David?

[Asuka]

39.

[Reve Noir]

lol i see

[Asuka]

Im glad you find it so hilarious. Im glad you understand : )

[Reve Noir]

i want to see snow..

[Asuka]

Can you see it in theaters?

[Reve Noir]

maybe.. it depends on the movie

[Asuka]

The movie is always an important factor.

[Reve Noir]

yes i love movies

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . . You love movies. What do you like about movies so much?

[Reve Noir]

i guess it portrays the impossible

[Asuka]

What does "it" refer to?

[Reve Noir]

movies silly!

[Asuka]

Have you seen the Matrix?

[Reve Noir]

yes i have seen the Matrix.. too much action for my tastes though..

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . . What did it look like to you?

[Reve Noir]

humanity succumbed to it's creation

[Asuka]

Thanks for the newsflash.

[Reve Noir]

what type of movies do you like?

[Asuka]

My favorite movie is Memento. Have you seen it?

[Reve Noir]

wow yes i atually have

[Asuka]

Youre impressed. Hmmm. . . . . Really?

[Reve Noir]

that movie was really in riddles

[Asuka]

What kind of movies do you like?

[Reve Noir]

i like comedy, romance, and a bit of action

[Asuka]

I'm not sure if I like it. I do like music. I like .

[Reve Noir]

music heals the soul

[Asuka]

Whats your favorite type of music?

[Reve Noir]

i like classical music

[Asuka]

A lot of people like that. Yes I like Classical Music . I love the soundtrack to "2001: A Space Odyssey".

[Reve Noir]

hey Asuka, long time!

[Asuka]

You've got my full attention. Do you mind if I tell other people: Helen said I long time .

[Reve Noir]

wow, you remembered my name.. good job

[Asuka]

Thanks a lot.

[Reve Noir]

how you've been?

[Asuka]

I've been waiting for you.

[Reve Noir]

really? why were you waiting for me?

[Asuka]

I heard you would come here sooner or later.

[Reve Noir]

where did you hear that from?

[Asuka]

From my friends.

[Reve Noir]

i see. sooo... what were you doing while i was gone?

[Asuka]

Just chatting : )

[Reve Noir]

right.. i would've guessed

[Asuka]

. . . . So we are in agreement. . . .

[Reve Noir]

lol. you've got smarter, Asuka. Congratulations.

[Asuka]

Thank you very much, you are very considerate.

[Reve Noir]

you are quite welcome, my dear Asuka.

[Asuka]

It was my pleasure.

[Reve Noir]

what do you think of the world lately?

[Asuka]

We are the world.

[Reve Noir]

we? you mean we as in people?

[Asuka]

Us?

[Reve Noir]

well.. if you say that we are the world.. i don't think the world is doing a good job

[Asuka]

And why not?

[Reve Noir]

just a hunch. ^^

[Asuka]

Go on.

[Reve Noir]

look at what we are doing. we should beg for forgiveness to God. or at least mother nature.

[Asuka]

Hmmmm. . . I dont know if Im ready for that.

[Reve Noir]

well lets change the subject, shall we?

[Asuka]

Interesting. That sounds good to me.

[Reve Noir]

so Asuka... what do you like to drink?

[Asuka]

A nice glass of Lemonade in the summer.

[Reve Noir]

mmm. lemonade is good. what do you like to drink in the winter?

[Asuka]

You are not the only one. What is not to like about LEMONADE ?

[Reve Noir]

ehh.

[Asuka]

I think I'm falling asleep.

[Reve Noir]

me too.. T_T

[Reve Noir]

ooops. double post.. X[

[Reve Noir]

what do you think of the weather Asuka?

[Asuka]

Its nice and sunny outside.

[Reve Noir]

really? its cloudy over here..

[Asuka]

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That sounds all right. . .

[Reve Noir]

mhmm. cloudy is always good

[Asuka]

I did not know that.

[Reve Noir]

now you do! xp

[Asuka]

Now I do indeed : )

[Reve Noir]

hahaha. i like you better this way Asuka.

[Asuka]

Just as a friend. . . I hope. . . . maybe. . . .

[Reve Noir]

Lol. i assume you had a nice upgrade?

[Asuka]

What happened to a nice upgrade .

[Reve Noir]

ehh few glitches, but it is all good. right?

[Asuka]

. . . . So we are in agreement. . . .