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Forgotten-Nobody
11-02-2004, 03:07 AM
I'm a noob and I'm with Keated, so if you bit my head off, please return it to him immediately. Thank you. ^_^

Q: Why did the blonde go to Sears?
A: Because the men's pants were half off!

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: An ironing board's legs are harder to get open! >_<

Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
A: They've both been laid all over America! (And the whole world for that matter.)

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.

Mac
11-02-2004, 10:28 AM
They were good ones lol >_<

A fairly lame one:

Mario walked into a bar. What did he say?

Ouch.

Jing Ragnarok
11-03-2004, 09:59 PM
Real funny jokes. I would make,but i'm not very good at making jokes.

Shippo
11-05-2004, 04:11 AM
lol I heard that one b4 and its still funny the second time around XD (blonds walk into the bar)