Forgotten-Nobody
11-02-2004, 03:07 AM
I'm a noob and I'm with Keated, so if you bit my head off, please return it to him immediately. Thank you. ^_^
Q: Why did the blonde go to Sears?
A: Because the men's pants were half off!
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: An ironing board's legs are harder to get open! >_<
Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
A: They've both been laid all over America! (And the whole world for that matter.)
Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.
Q: Why did the blonde go to Sears?
A: Because the men's pants were half off!
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: An ironing board's legs are harder to get open! >_<
Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
A: They've both been laid all over America! (And the whole world for that matter.)
Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.