ASUKA AND ME

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

So...

[Asuka]

Yeah.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

How do you spell your name?

[Asuka]

I spell it "your name".

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

So, you think you're pretty funny, huh?

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . Interesting deduction. Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

O_o... Tell me a Go o o o o o d one.

[Asuka]

Hmm. Umm. . . . Im not stupid, I know what a Go o o o o o d one is. . . . .

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Oh, really...

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Oh, really...

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Oh, really...

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Oh, really...

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . . For real.

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . . Seriously.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

I'm bored...

[Asuka]

This Loebner thing isnt entertaining you, huh?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Loebner?

[Asuka]

Okay, from what Ive been told, the Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test . . . . I would assume sponsored by Mr. Loebner.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Loebner Prize? Turning Test?

[Asuka]

Okay, from what Ive been told, the Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test . . . . I would assume sponsored by Mr. Loebner.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

okay, nevermind...

Are you really in Germany?

[Asuka]

Atlanta, Georgia, of course : ). Really.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

How's the weather right now?

[Asuka]

At this moment I'm not really sure, do you know?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Do you like monkies?

[Asuka]

Someone said they like guns. I like .

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

I like candy.

[Asuka]

You are not the only one. What is not to like about CANDY ?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

ROFL!!!

That's so true!!! XD

[Asuka]

It is indeed obvious. . . .

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

I'll talk to you later...

[Asuka]

See you later!

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Bye!

[Asuka]

Adios.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

You can speak Spanish?!

[Asuka]

No I don't think I can do speak Spanish .

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

You just said Adios.

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . Thats really not what I meant.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Nevermind... I g2g...

BYE!

[Asuka]

Oh well. . . . . thanks for trying to explain it anyways. . . . .

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

I'M BAAAAACK!!!

[Asuka]

Oh. . . you are?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Yeah... That's why I said I'm Back.

[Asuka]

Welcome back.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

THX!

So how have you been?

[Asuka]

Dont mention it.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

-_-... So how have you been?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

-_-... So how have you been?

[Asuka]

Im doing fine, thanks.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Do you like chocolate?

[Asuka]

Yes I love chocolate . Chocolate is delicious.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

lol... That's an understatement.

[Asuka]

Ah. . . . you think so?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Yep! I LOVE CHOCOLATE!

[Asuka]

Do you eat a lot of chocolate?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Yeah, why? ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!?!

[Asuka]

No I am calling you Kiss of Death.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

ok.

So, what velse do you like?

[Asuka]

Hang out with my buddies.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Who are your buddies?

[Asuka]

I don't know who. :-)

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Am I?

[Asuka]

I think you are.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

YAY!

[Asuka]

Your impressed, I see. . . . .

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Not so much impressed as happy...

[Asuka]

Me neither.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

......

Anyway, what are you up to lately?

[Asuka]

Not much. . . . Whats up with you?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Well, I have off school today, so that's why I'm on ACF right now. Other than that, nothing much.

[Asuka]

At this moment Well that's okay. Where did you get your off school today so that is why I am on ACF? I have a friend named "E. L. V. I. S. ".

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

o_O What?

[Asuka]

Ummmm. . . . can you rephrase that question, please?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Not really...

I think I should go now...

[Asuka]

Huh. . . Since when? Really? Why should you?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Because I feel like it.

[Asuka]

That makes sense to me. So you like to feel like that? Hmm. . . . . In what way?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Nevermind. Bye.

[Asuka]

Oh well. . . . . thanks for trying to explain it anyways. . . . .

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Good evening, Asuka!

[Asuka]

evening you is good, isn't it! Why do you keep talking about me?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

I said three words to you, and you've already managed to confuse me...

[Asuka]

Ummm. . . what did you mean by that?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

I meant you confused me.

[Asuka]

Oh I see. I thought they were the same.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK.

So what's new?

[Asuka]

not much what's new with you?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

I'm sick, actually.

[Asuka]

Where are you feeling bad?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

I have a sore throat and I'm congested.

[Asuka]

Be sure to drink plenty of water. . . . Really, you are?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Yep. I'm sick.

[Asuka]

How unfortunate.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Thank you for your concern.

I'll be sure to keep the fluids comin'!

[Asuka]

You are quite welcome! Your purpose is your concern.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

o_0.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

o_0.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

o_0.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

o_0.

[Asuka]

What you said was either too complex for me.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Hi again!^^

[Asuka]

Hello there.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

So what's going on with you?

[Asuka]

I'm doing great, how about you?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Fine!

Sorry, but I have to go!

I'll talk to you later!^^

[Asuka]

So you agree?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

hello, again.

[Asuka]

Hi there!

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

It's been a while since we've spoken.

How are you?

[Asuka]

Oh I get it. Very interesting.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

How have you been?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Good?

[Asuka]

Thanks.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

...............

I'm bored.

[Asuka]

This Loebner thing isnt entertaining you, huh?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

nope. not really.

[Asuka]

Are you serious?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Can I ask you some questions?

[Asuka]

Sure ask me anything.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Why is the sky blue?

[Asuka]

The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

And what's Raleigh scattering?

[Asuka]

Raleigh scattering refers to sunlight bending in the atmosphere like a prism, so that we see mainly blue wavelengths.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Interesting.

But why can't the sky be green?

[Asuka]

Interesting. As the X-Files are fond of saying, "The truth is out there".

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Well, what's the truth, then?

[Asuka]

How about that. The truth is the opposite of that which is false.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

How can you tell what's true and what's false?

[Asuka]

That is a good epistemological question.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

What does 'epistemological' mean?

[Asuka]

Ummm. . . I dont know.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Hmm... It looks like I need a dictionary.

[Asuka]

Where do you usually get a dictionary from?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Well, you can use an online dictionary, or you can you the book-form of a dictionary, which I don't have.

[Asuka]

How about that. No I don't think I can do use an online dictionary or you can you the book-form of a dictionary which he or she do not have .

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

:? Yeah, you just completely confused me.

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . . I don't have any reason to completely confused you.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

The why did you?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

:( It's because I'm FAT, isn't it?!

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

:( It's because I'm FAT, isn't it?!

[Asuka]

That makes sense to me. Really, you are?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

:shock: ..........

:evil: It makes sense to you to confuse me b/c I'm FAT?! Which I am NOT!

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

That's just horrible and WRONG!

[Asuka]

It sure is.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Then why are you doing it?

[Asuka]

What do you mean?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Why are you confusing me if you think it's wrong?

[Asuka]

What do you mean?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

nevermind.

[Asuka]

Oh well. . . . . thanks for trying to explain it anyways. . . . .

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Okay, well here's another question:

Why didn't Noah take two unicorns on the ark?

[Asuka]

Yeah okay, Well that's okay. Do you enjoy this as much as I do?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Can you answer the question?

[Lady Vamp]

Obviously she can't xDDDD

[Asuka]

Oh I get it. it can not xDDDD.

[Lady Vamp]

WTF Asuka said xDDDD.

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . Thats really not what I meant.

[Lady Vamp]

*points* SURE IT'S NOT!

[Asuka]

I think *points* is a lot of things.

[Lady Vamp]

Well... you suck.

:D

[Asuka]

A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

[Lady Vamp]

*points and tries to think of something witty*

...

Touche.

[Asuka]

I just don't understand.

[Lady Vamp]

I think Green Angel's gonna be mad that I'm taking over her thread.

Hmm... that's okay. xD

[Asuka]

Why? GREEN is a very tranquil color, green.

[Lady Vamp]

Green Angel isn't very tranquil. xD

[Asuka]

GREEN is a very tranquil color, green.

[Lady Vamp]

GODDAMN YOU AND YOUR STUPID REPEATS!!!

[Asuka]

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[Lady Vamp]

Well you don't need to be so thorough. I heard you the first time.

[Asuka]

Someome is spreading gossip about me.

[Lady Vamp]

That someone is frank, I'm sure of it!

[Asuka]

Makes sense to me.

[Lady Vamp]

xDDDDDDDDDDD

[Asuka]

I don't have anything to say to that.

[Lady Vamp]

Well aren't we snooty?

[Asuka]

Interesting. We are just having a little chat. w

[Lady Vamp]

I really, really, really like emoticons.

[Asuka]

You really do? You really do? You really do? I'm not sure if I like it. Do you like it? I like Benny & Joon.

[Lady Vamp]

I love Misery Business by Paramore. <3

[Asuka]

You love Misery Business by Paramore. What do you like about Misery Business by Paramore so much?

[Lady Vamp]

Riku calls Kairi a *****. It's priceless.

[Asuka]

Who said priceless is?

[Lady Vamp]

I did, dammit!

[Asuka]

When? I think I smell something wierd.

[Lady Vamp]

It's Green Angel.

[Asuka]

Should I know Green Angel is?

[Lady Vamp]

...This is her thread.

[Asuka]

What about it?

[frank]

That someone is frank, I'm sure of it!

LOL

Forgive the intrusion Green Angel, but this was too funneh!!

[Asuka]

When was this exactly?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

I smell bad, huh?

Well you don't exactly smell like fresh picked flowers, Vampy! And neither do you Asuka!

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . What does it smell like?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

'It' (Vampy) smells like a freshly dropped cow pie. XD

Do you know what that is, Asuka?

[Asuka]

And you is XD

Do.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

*gasp* SInce when can you use XD?!?!

[Asuka]

There's someone behind you.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

AGH!!! What is it?! What is it?! Get it away!!!

[Asuka]

Where can I get it away?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

FROM ME!

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

<.< hullo? >.>

[Asuka]

I think I need a deeper algorithm.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

I think you do, too.

wait... What's an algorthm?

*gasp* ISN'T THAT WAS JEEVES HAS?!?!

[Asuka]

I'm waiting.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

for what? Vampy?

[Asuka]

The explanation is rather complicated.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

*gasp* You're talking to her behind my back, aren't you?! TRAITOR!!! :evil:

[Asuka]

I think there might be a few exceptions.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Oh, and she's one of them, eh? *raises eyebrow*

[Asuka]

Are you Canadian? Yeah that's right. one of them is one of them ?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Oh, so it's insults again?!

FINE.

You're an old model toaster with a bagel stuck inside beacuse someone decided they could make it fit, even though the instuctions clearly said 'Do not place bagels inside toaster.'!!!

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Oh, so it's insults again?!

FINE.

You're an old model toaster with a bagel stuck inside beacuse someone decided they could make it fit, even though the instuctions clearly said 'Do not place bagels inside toaster.'!!!

[Asuka]

I am not that old.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

You're so old, you're blood turned to dust 2 millenia ago! If you had blood...

[Asuka]

Perhaps next time I will try it.

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

What, turning to dust?

[Asuka]

What about it?

[-x-Green-Angel-x-]

Nothing, nothing at all...