religious joke (! i mean no offense !)

[MercutioCrow]

okay...
This guy dies and goes to heaven and St. Peter's showing him around. There are a bunch of groups of people standing around talking and stuff.

St. Peter points to one group and says, 'These are the Methodists.'
He points to another group and says, 'Those are the Jews.'
He points to another group and says, 'Those are some Buddhists.'

Then he points to another group and whispers in the guy's ear, 'Shhhh. You've got to be really quiet when you go by this group.'

The guy asks, 'Why?'

St. Peter says, 'Those are the Baptists. They think they're the only ones up here.'

[zephyrdragon222]

i love it mercutiocrow, i remember when u first told me that joke

[ZERO]

good

[Seraphim]

XD LOL~~~!~!!!!!

[Phleg]

Nice :twisted:

[Hiro]

coolness

[Forgotten-Nobody]

I heard the same one, only instead of Baptists, it was Catholics... lol

[queenmisha1991]

I've got another religious joke:

There's an atheist and he's on vacation in the ocean. He decides to go swimming. So, he puts his boat in the middle of the ocean and he starts swimming. Soon, a shark goes after him. Panicking, he swims for the boat. As he swims, the shark swims faster. The athiest almost reaches the boat, and the shark's jaws were open wide and the athiest screams "OH GOD HELP ME!!!"

Suddenly, time stops, the shark freezes and so do the waves. Clouds open and God appears. God then says "You are an athiest, you do not believe in me, so why do you call upon me?"

The athiest replies "Yeah, sure I don't believe in you, why don't you make the shark believe in you?"

God says "As you wish." and leaves. Time starts again. The athiest is confused as the shark closes it's mouth and bows its head. Suddenly, the shark says "Lord, thank you for this food I'm about to receive"

:lol: I love my art teacher who gave me this joke

[kamika yura]

LOOOOOOOOOOL! NICE JOKE XD

[Keated]

Rofl! Nice ones! XD

[queenmisha1991]

Thank you for the praise. I got it from my Art teacher, I'm going to miss her....:(

[Keated]

aww, you graduating or something?

[queenmisha1991]

Well yeah, from Middle school to High school...

Surprise you that I'm in middle school?

[Keated]

Lol, i have no ideas which ages middle school encompasses XD

[Final Heart]

he he he he its very nice