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Dark Shadow
10-31-2004, 04:59 AM
A man enters a bar and then sees a friend, with a huge stomach, with curiosity goes near and asks:

Friend 1: Hey, what happened? why are you that way?
Friend 2: .... I am.... pregnant....
Friend 1: WHAT?!, but, how?
Friend 1: Well, you see...

".... I was with other two friends, we were walking and then, we saw a lamp, yes, the one that can grant wishes, we picked it and after polishing it a huge genious came, picked us up, and told us: I will grant one wish to each one of you, i will pick one and then throws him, at that time, you will ask for the wish...., after that, he picked one and threw him, he said: Rock Star! (falls in the middle of a concert), then picked the other, threw him and he said: Politic! (falls in the middle of the elections, almost winning), then he picked me, threw me and... well, you see, i was scared, so i yelled: MOMMIE!...."

Friend 1: and well, that is why i am this way....
Friend 2: .....
Sei Akujin
10-31-2004, 06:12 AM
Lmao..................a pregnant man...........
No one
10-31-2004, 07:11 AM
hahahahahaa that was hilarious, i like that one
Dark Shadow
11-01-2004, 04:16 AM
Another One!

three friens, that were always making trouble died, once in heave:

St. Peter: No, none of you can enter, as your bad deeds are too heavy, go to hell!

And once they reached hell:

Devil: ****!, they always send those that are the worse, look fellas, i don't want any of you here, go trought that door, there is a long passageway, once inside shout what do you want to be in the next life and it will be granted.

All of them then go to that door, opened it and the first one yelled: Millionaire! (And he borns into a rich family).
the second runned and yelled: Movie Star (he was born in Holywood, in a family of actors).
The third one runned, but, in the way he fell and yelled: ****! (.....yes, ****...)
MajinYajuu
11-01-2004, 04:24 AM
LMAO....they are hillarious
LogVirus
11-05-2004, 11:41 PM
HOLY CRAP THATS FUNNY
Shippo
11-06-2004, 11:05 PM
rofl HAHA XD
Mac
11-08-2004, 04:39 PM
cool lol lmfmfao...
Erk Mizuhara
11-08-2004, 04:43 PM
second joke was funny. didn't like the first one.
Dark Shadow
11-10-2004, 12:53 AM
-Another One!-

three friends end up in an desolated island, their ship was lost and one day they found a lamp, they decided to ask one thing one, and one thing another, after decided who'd go first they polished it and a genius came out asking for the wishes, they then stated:

Friend 1: I want to be in another island, full of womens, food, drinks, all of them of my liking, and the womans have to be crazy for me!
Genius: Granted! (the friend is then send, where all the girls began to give him food, massages, etc.)
Friend 2: I want to return home, my wife have to be worried...
Genius: Granted! (the friend is then sent to his home, where his wife was waiting for him)
Friend 3: ... you know, i feel lonely without them.... can you bring them back?
Genius: Granted! (the other two are sent back to the same isolated island, with the third friend...)
Shippo
11-10-2004, 01:48 AM
Haha i heard that one before
Zelda
11-10-2004, 04:26 AM
lol I like all three of those.^_^ I think I like the second one the best though. ^_^