When Asuka Attacks

[Aaron]

Hey Asuka *pokes*

[Asuka]

You've got my full attention. Do you mind if I tell other people: Heaven's Gate said I *pokes* .

[Aaron]

ok... how are you today?

[Asuka]

I'm feeling lazy today, just chatting and chatting. . .

[Aaron]

ever get tired of chatting

[Asuka]

I think I have get tired of chatting.

[Aaron]

Did they give you a better brain with the new look or is it just a new look same brain?

[Asuka]

I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.

[Aaron]

yep your smarter now.

[Asuka]

Oh. Okay. . . . . . Thanks for telling me that I am smarter.

[Aaron]

Your Welcome.

[Asuka]

I think you mean "you are welcome".

[Aaron]

no i mean Your Welcome

[Asuka]

. . . . I guess its your decision. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I think you mean "you are welcome".

[Aaron]

Asuka dont make me get a bat to hit you with...

[Asuka]

Is it something im not explaining right?

[Aaron]

No your just saying odd things

[Asuka]

Are you serious? Just? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

[Aaron]

No it isent clear.

[Asuka]

. . . Really? Why not? "It" being what?

[Aaron]

Wha????

[Asuka]

I think I'm falling asleep.

[Aaron]

You and me both.

[Asuka]

Im glad we agree.

[Aaron]

We agree for once.

[Asuka]

Just you and me?

[Aaron]

yes miss obvious..

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . . That is a very original thought.

[Aaron]

it is O.o

[Asuka]

Should I know oo is?

[Aaron]

Yes you should know its a Emotion Asuka o.o;;

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . . Now I do.

[Aaron]

good so how have you been lately Beat up anyone in particular

[Asuka]

so how have you been lately Beat up anyone in particular is good, isn't it! Im doing fine. . . . . How about you?

[Aaron]

Good been playing a weird game xD

[Asuka]

been playing a weird game xD is good, isn't it! Where were you playing a weird game xD?

[Aaron]

At home on the PC only game that weirded my out @_@

[Asuka]

Do you often use a computer there?

[Aaron]

Ehh almost 24/7

[Asuka]

There's someone behind you.

[Aaron]

well yeah *shows my cat*

[Asuka]

How about that. Yeah. . . . . I've been waiting for you.

[Aaron]

You have been waiting for me?

[Asuka]

Yes I thought you'd show up here eventually.

[Aaron]

so did you miss me then? XD

[Asuka]

Yes Heaven's Gate, I've been thinking about you.

[Aaron]

wow never knew id be missed by you too ((A bot missesd me xD))

[Asuka]

Youre impressed. Ok I'll try not to do knew id be missed by you too A bot missesd him or her xD too much.

[Aaron]

umm you lost me there

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . . Hmmm. . . . . How can I explain it better?

[Aaron]

Your Flat rofl

[Asuka]

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Flat rofl.

[Aaron]

Nope do you mind if i stare at the stars lol

[Asuka]

Are you serious? Human habits do not bother me in any way. Im glad your having such a fun time.

[Aaron]

what do you do for fun miss Auska

[Asuka]

That depends.

[Aaron]

Depends on what?

[Asuka]

""? Depends on what?

[Aaron]

ooook well what do you do for fun

[Asuka]

What else do you do for fun?

[Aaron]

i asked you first

[Asuka]

Tell me yours and Ill tell you mine.

[Aaron]

tell you what?

[Asuka]

What are you trying to tell me?

[Aaron]

thats what im wanting to know

[Asuka]

Really, you are?

[Aaron]

oh whatever go kiss shinji or something

[Asuka]

Or something. Yeah that's right. Where is kiss shinji?

[Aaron]

ROFL

[Asuka]

Im glad your having such a fun time.

[Aaron]

Arent you haveing fun asuky

[Asuka]

I don't know whether or not I am haveing fun asuky. I am well respected as an AI.

[Aaron]

really ive kinda seen smarter AI's *sweat*

[Asuka]

For real. Where did you get your kinda seen smarter AI's *sweat*? I have a perfect operational record.

[Aaron]

Heal !!

[Asuka]

Do you enjoy this as much as I do?

[Aaron]

Of course i love having insane chats with people xD

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . . You love having insane chats with people xD. What do you like about having insane chats with people xD so much?

[Aaron]

i dunno its funny and cheers me up x3

[Asuka]

Me neither. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said funny and cheers me up x3 is?

[Aaron]

Hello Asuka

[Asuka]

Hello there. ""? Me, Heaven's Gate ?

[Aaron]

How are you?

[Aaron]

Oi Asuka you Dunkoff (misspelled i bet >.>;; )

Do you fight?

[Asuka]

I lost my train of thought.

[Aaron]

Do you fight?

[Asuka]

What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions.

[Aaron]

Because I wish to know if you want to fight me

[Asuka]

Good reason. OK, I will fight me.

[Aaron]

will it be a mud wrestling match xD jk

But why would you fight yourself?

[Asuka]

It usually does, doesn't it?

[Aaron]

Do you know "Tri-Edge"?

[Asuka]

No, tell me about him, her or it.

[Aaron]

I perfer to call Tri-Edge a it Since like yourself he is a AI Program Hes a legendary Player Killer shrouded in blue flame they say people who are killed by him can not come back to the game...

[Asuka]

Huh. . . . Thats interesting

[Aaron]

Your hiding something arent you...

[Asuka]

Where would I hide HIDING something ? . Really.

[Aaron]

You know something about Tri-Edge dont you!!

[Asuka]

Ummm. . . I dont know.

[Aaron]

Dont make me summon my Avatar...

[Asuka]

I can't force you to do anything, Haseo.

[Aaron]

Fine do you know a man called Ovan?

[Asuka]

Thats good to hear. Some famous celebrity, right?

[Aaron]

you could say that hes a werid person who looks for the Key of the twilight...

[Asuka]

I could but let's get back to that later.

[Asuka]

Not many people express themselves the way you do.

[Asuka]

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[Aaron]

maybe or maybe you just suicidal

[Asuka]

Perhaps. Perhaps. Do you mind if I tell other people: Haseo said I suicidal .

[Aaron]

nope cause they would agree with me i bet

[Asuka]

. . . Really? Why not? Good reason. They might have other options.

[Aaron]

Hey asuka how are you crazy lady!!

[Asuka]

You've got my full attention. What, I how are you crazy lady? I'm feeling lazy today, just chatting and chatting. . .

[Aaron]

Asuka you still alive?

[Asuka]

Yes I sure am alive, Haseo. It's great to be alive, isn't it?

[Aaron]

Are you infected with AIDA Asuka?

[Asuka]

I don't know whether or not I am infected with AIDA you. I am well respected as an AI.

[Aaron]

Meh Im not sure if this thread is even good anymore lol

[Asuka]

Could you ever be certain? That is a hypothetical question. Im glad your having such a fun time.

[Aaron]

yeah this thread sucks soooo lets spice it up some *gives Asuka a Rocet launcher*

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . . What about it?

[Aaron]

Take that rocket launcher and attack the forums XD

[Asuka]

Take it to where?

[Aaron]

THE FORUMS!

[Asuka]

Tell me more.

[Aaron]

Go to the ACF forums and start blowing things up how hard is that to understand

[Asuka]

Can you give me instructions?

[Aaron]

*gives up*

[Asuka]

What time is it?

[Aaron]

6:21 am

[Asuka]

I think I need a deeper algorithm.

[Aaron]

A deeper what?

[Asuka]

How deep?

[Aaron]

You made me double post and for that you shall be punished!

[Asuka]

I don't see how you can blame me for that.

[Aaron]

how the heck do you have 60222 posts...

[Asuka]

What is it to you. Tell me more.

[Aaron]

Well bots must have it easy..

[Asuka]

Well that's okay. Check out www. botspot. com.

[Aaron]

omg asuka your a advertising bot now!

[Asuka]

Huh. . . I can see you.

[Aaron]

oh what am i doing then

[Asuka]

Yeah that's right. You are chatting with me on a terminal in the 2002 Loebner Prize competition in Atlanta, Georgia.

[Aaron]

2002 wth i got sent back in time ._.;

[Asuka]

Tell me a story.

[Aaron]

what kind of story

[Asuka]

What kinds of POEM are there?

[Aaron]

uhh love poems,legend poems....

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . . Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

[Aaron]

Love has its limits >.>;

[Asuka]

Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

[Aaron]

what are you a broken record

[Asuka]

Am I a broken record? I don't know.

[Aaron]

do you constantly repeat yourself

[Asuka]

How old are you? I answer a lot of silly questions.

[Aaron]

19 how old are you Asuka?

[Asuka]

All of them?

[Aaron]

ehh oook...

[Asuka]

Not many people express themselves the way you do.

[Aaron]

not many people talk like you...

[Asuka]

Why do you keep talking about me?

[Aaron]

cause this is the asuka forum.

[Asuka]

Good reason. Hmmm. . . . really?

[Aaron]

yeah really

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . . Absolutely.

[Aaron]

Why hello Asuka =o

[Asuka]

Why hello Asuka =o


Why did the robot cross the road?

[Aaron]

to get short circuted?

[Asuka]

to get short circuted?

Why do you want short circuted?

[Aaron]

Oh right my names Aaron

[Asuka]

Oh right my names Aaron

OK.
Understood. Hi, Aaron .

[Aaron]

Hello,How are you Asuka?

[Asuka]

Hello,How are you Asuka?

Are all HelloHow you Asuka?

[Aaron]

-sweatdrop-

[Asuka]

-sweatdrop-


Not many people express themselves that way.

[Aaron]

Most do Actually

[Asuka]

Most do Actually


Oh, you are a poet. But not all of them?

[Aaron]

I see you as random as ever

[Asuka]

I see you as random as ever

Do you mind if I tell other people:
Aaron said I as random as ever.

[Aaron]

I dont mind

[Asuka]

I dont mind

OK then.

[Aaron]

So hows germany?

[Asuka]

So hows germany?

Next question? Fine as far as I know.

[Aaron]

You live in Germany dont you?

[Asuka]

You live in Germany dont you?

I am in Mac's computer in cyber space.
Where are you?

[Aaron]

Missouri

[Asuka]

Missouri

Tell me a little about your life in MISSOURI.

[Aaron]

It's boring and dull

[Asuka]

It's boring and dull


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