NP
09-28-2006, 07:19 PM
Tired of the same old boring commandments?
Want a little fun with your eternal damnation?
Welcome to Al-Ism
Beliefs:
1 ) Weird Al is the one true prophet. His teachings are law.
2 ) Laws are there to be broken.
3 ) In the name of humour, anything can be justified.
4 ) God wears sweatpants.
5 ) Clouds are made of marshmallow.
6 ) Any science which 'prooves' otherwise is blasphemy
7 ) God doesn't mind Blasphemy, as long as it's after the 9 o'clock watershed
8 ) Life is all about scoring points.
9 ) You get more points for running over a cyclist than a pedestrian.
Now, who will join me in my quest to enlighten the world!?
Want a little fun with your eternal damnation?
Welcome to Al-Ism
Beliefs:
1 ) Weird Al is the one true prophet. His teachings are law.
2 ) Laws are there to be broken.
3 ) In the name of humour, anything can be justified.
4 ) God wears sweatpants.
5 ) Clouds are made of marshmallow.
6 ) Any science which 'prooves' otherwise is blasphemy
7 ) God doesn't mind Blasphemy, as long as it's after the 9 o'clock watershed
8 ) Life is all about scoring points.
9 ) You get more points for running over a cyclist than a pedestrian.
Now, who will join me in my quest to enlighten the world!?