Caretaker's Cult

[Silver Winchester]

This is a cult for worshippers of Caretaker that's your truly of course... -brainwashes people-

-She sits in her throne waiting on brainwashed people to come and worship her-

......... this is taking forvever!

Kit: @.@
master what is your wish???

Ceretaker: Make me a sandwich! and don't use sand this time

Kit: @.@
yessssssssss master
-makes Caretaker her sandwich-

[BrokenWings_Sene]

*walks in*

".......duh....."

Sene : O_o .... :3

[Silver Winchester]

Caretaker: -She brainwashes Seney with her rattle-
hello new member!!!!!!

Kit: -gives her caretaker a sandwitch-
here master....
@.@

[BrokenWings_Sene]

Sene: @_0
"...hi!!"

Sene: @_^

[Mac]

eh.

*he gets kicked in by somebody*

Master, what's going on! Why did you drag me in here! >__<

[Silver Winchester]

Caretaker: -She grins and brainwashes everyone-
ahahahahaha you all belong to me now!!!!!!!

Kit: @.@
master.... owns you all

[Mac]

.....

What?

*since he's already under control of her he doesn't seem to change at all*

Master? What's going on??

[Silver Winchester]

Caretaker: -She looks at Maccy-
this is my cult!

Kit: -She kicks the IRS out-
@.@
get out

[Mac]

Cult?

*he sounds confused*

Why are you making a cult? ....

[Silver Winchester]

Caretaker: -She puts her arm around Maccy and sees the IRS looking for their money and blows them up-
BAKOW!!!!!!!!

Kit: -She claps-
bravo......encore
@.@

[Mac]

o.o

*he laughs*

That was funny....

*he then wonders why he laughed and found it so funny*

o.o;

[Silver Winchester]

Caretaker: -She grins at Maccy-
because Maccy you are evil like me...

Kit: -throws flowers over Maccy and Caretaker-
wheee.....
@.@

[Mac]

well you are my Master.

o.o;;

*he sounds confused about all of this*

[Silver Winchester]

Caretaker: -She looks at the sandwitch and gives it to Maccy-
here... you eat it

Kit: @.@
yeah eat it.

[Mac]

sandwich?

But I'm a dragon... I don't eat bread.... or sand....

*his head tilts to the side*

[Silver Winchester]

Caretaker: -She rambles through the fridge-
hmmm steak???

Kit: @.@
steak.....

[Mac]

steak?

*he looks at Kit and wonders why she is swirly eyed*

I wonder why she's like that.....

o_O

[BrokenWings_Sene]

"maste.....Wolfie!!!!!"
Sene: @_^

"hi Maccy, when did you come in?"

[Mac]

eh.

*he tilts his head*

I've...... been here for ten minutes...... o.o

[Silver Winchester]

Caretaker: -She laughs evilly-
bwahahahahahahaha hello my sev- i mean Sene!!!!!!!
-She hugs her sla- Sene-

Kit: @.@
master caretaker...
-She hugs her-

[Mac]

*he does nothing*

I am confused. Why is everyone acting so weird?

[Silver Winchester]

Caretaker: -She looks at Maccy-
everyone's high on drugs...

Kit: -jumps around-
yessssssss

[Mac]

o_o;;

But.... when I came in you were shaking this rattle at people.... and.....

*he forgets and becomes confused by his own words*

[Silver Winchester]

Caretaker: -She grins and Maccy and brings out her rattle-
this is a magickal rattle that draws people toward it...

Kit: -She follows the rattle-
rattle.......
@.@

[Mac]

o_O;;

*he stares at it, confused*

It's just a rattle...

[Silver Winchester]

Caretaker: -She looks at Kit following the rattle-
it's a magickal rattle!!!!!!

Kit: -continues to follow the rattle-
rattle......
@.@

[Mac]

It just looks like a normal rattle*

He yawns, looking like he ignores it*

It... isn't even worth chewing..

[Silver Winchester]

((xDDDD))

Caretaker: -She laughs-
oh well you wouldn't understand...

Kit: -She licks the rattle and does backflips-
wheeeeeeee.
@.@

[Mac]

Why don't I understand?

o_O;;

*he becomes confused*

[Silver Winchester]

Caretaker: -She pets Maccy-

you dont understand the powerah of this amazing rattle...

-She shakes the rattle at her giant wolf slaves-

((giant wolf slaves xDDD))

[Mac]

o.o;;;;

it's just a rattle.....

*he is still clueless*

>.<

I wanna know what it does!!!!! ><;;

[Silver Winchester]

-She looks at Maccy-

this rattle has been passed down from generation to generation and it has the powerah to control people...

-holds up cue card that says, OOOOU!-

servants: oooooooooou!!!!!!

[Mac]

Oou.

*he tilts his head again*

It controls people.

*he looks a little dumb*

[Silver Winchester]

I am the Rattle Shaker!

((i should put that as my title xDD))

-She shakes the rattle like a maraca-

[Mac]

**he watches it*

o_O;;

*his eyes go swirly*

that sound........

*he falls over*

[Silver Winchester]

-She shakes the rattle some more-

shake it like a polaroid pictah

xDDD

-She shakes her butt-

[Mac]

@__@

*he does nothing now*

shake it.........

[Silver Winchester]

shake it, sssshake it, sssshake it, shake it like a polaroid pictah!

-She shakes the rattle at Maccy-

[Mac]

shake it.... shake it....

*he begins trying to repeat the words like he's in a trace*

xDD))

[Silver Winchester]

SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTAH!!!!!!!!!!!

-She shakes the rattle at the others-

shake it shake it

[Mac]

@_@
shake it....

*he starts trying to shaka across the floor in a trance*

@_@;

[Silver Winchester]

shake it shake it maccy!!!

-She shakes it at him-

shake it it like a polaroid pictah

[Mac]

*he shakes across the floor*

sha... shake it..... @_@;

*he goes into the other wall and then stops*

[Silver Winchester]

-She shakes 3 rattles at once-

sha...shake it sha...shake it

[Mac]

shake it.... @_@

*he just says it whilst on the floor on his side*

@_@;;

[Silver Winchester]

-She stops shaking the rattle and wonders-

Maccy do you believe in the rattle's powrah???

[Mac]

Yes.... @___@

The rattle's power is absolute...

[Silver Winchester]

-She laughs evilly-

the rattle owns you!!!

the rattle is the lord and master!!!!!!!

[Mac]

The rattle is the lord and Master.....

@_@

*he says it all in a trance*

[Silver Winchester]

-She snickers-

Foamy is the lord and master!!!

you all are b******s!

xDDD

[Mac]

Foamy rules the world.......... @_@;;

*he rolls onto his back, arms and legs pointing upwards*

[Silver Winchester]

-She laughs hard-

yeah foamy is the master!!!

[Mac]

Foamy is the Master......

@_@;;

[Silver Winchester]

-She waves her hand infront of his face-

shake it like a polaroid pictah???

[Mac]

*he shakes a little*

like a picture @_@;

[Silver Winchester]

><

nuuuuuu its pitcha!!!

xDDD

-She sits him up-

[Mac]

*he gets sat up. He doesn't have a cluer what he's doing*

@_@;;

[Silver Winchester]

-She snaps her fingers-

Zorro wake up!

xDDD

[Mac]

I am awake..........

@_@;;;;

[Silver Winchester]

damn that didnt work???

-she hits him-

snap out of it!

[Mac]

-he rocks-

@_@;;;;

ow........

*he goes silent again*

[Silver Winchester]

-She looks at him-

damn rattle...

-She shakes it again at Maccy-

[Mac]

....

*he blinks*

afdffdffdaf?

*he jumps up and runs off from the rattle*

EVIL RATTLE!!!!!

O_O

[Silver Winchester]

-She shakes it like a maraca-

hahahaha

shake it

[Mac]

>____<

*he climbs up the wall and clings to it right at the top, leaving claw dents everywhere*

><

[Silver Winchester]

-She laughs-

hahahahaha the rattle owns you Mac

-She floats to where he is and shakes it again-

[Mac]

>______<

*he digs a hole in the wall and puts his head in it so he can't hear the rattle*

><;

[Silver Winchester]

-She puts the rattle away-

ok it's gone now but how are you gonna get outta there???

xD

[Mac]

o.o

is it gone???

*he pulls his head out and looks at her*

o_O

[Silver Winchester]

-She nods-

yeah see???

-She shows him her hands-

all gone

[Mac]

Okies.....

*he nods slightly, hus claws still dug into the wall*

o.o;

[Silver Winchester]

-She looks at him-

why do you hate the almighty rattle???

>/

[Mac]

I dun like the noise.

T-T