Newbies tavern

[Kazaku]

Hi I'm Kasasike and I've made a tavern finally for newbies

[scarletdevil3]

how kind of you. ^.^

[ILuvHyde]

*comes in disguis as a noob* hey everybody!

[Kazaku]

Scarlet devil 3 how old are you

[No one]

*Walks into the bar very un-n00bie like*
Says, "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA NOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!!" very n00bie like.
*runs out of the bar very un-n00bie like*

[Rin]

Hiya, i'm new here, how kind to make a place for 'the new people' to hang out!

-orders a beer-
''Super-strength please?''

[Kazaku]

*blushes ,then shakes it off

well i guess I was feeling generous

[Rin]

Cool, so wheres my beer?
-tilts head to one side-

[Kazaku]

you want a bear okay takes blank tarrot card this turns it into a bear.
gives to Rin

[Rin]

Woo, special!
-drinks beer-
Cheers!

[Kazaku]

you don't have to be sarcastic

[Rin]

heh, i wasn't, honestly, i was being friendly!

[Kazaku]

okay

[Rin]

^_^
Can i get another beer then please?

[Kazaku]

[grabs beer] here

[Kazaku]

Rin how old are you any way

[Rin]

hmm....17, why?

[Kazaku]

just seeing

[Rin]

Well, how old are you?

[Kazaku]

11 your point

[Rin]

no point, you were the one that asked....geez.

[Kazaku]

sorry

[Kayla]

*looking like a newb* well aren't we a little picky with words today Kazaku. and i'm only joking *sit's on stool*

[Kazaku]

why are you here I thought you might injoy yourself at a non newbie tavern

[Kayla]

because i want to post as much as possible and i will go if u want

[Kazaku]

no its okay you can stay anyone can come just being nice to newbies so they won't get bothered

[Kayla]

or feel uncomfortable

[Kazaku]

yep that also you want something everthing is free

[Kayla]

well i'll be back on later but gotta go for now *walks out of the tavern*

[Kazaku]

see ya

[Kayla]

*blurrs back in* hmm what to do what to do?

[Tylendell]

* observes the sign* ...oh. A newbie Tavern. Perfect! *collides into Evil Mistress* Oof! *dusts himself off* Verry sorry, miss! Excuse me *enters the Tavern* Well well well....not much souls in here. I wonder where they all went?

[Kazaku]

me either

[NinjaFighter]

*comes in out of the rain* can i have milk?

[Tylendell]

Milk is tempting....but I think i'll have vodka, thanks.

[Kayla]

*is stunned* y milk if i may ask?

[Tylendell]

*confused* Huh? Are you asking if I milk cows?
Is that it? No, I haven't got the foggiest idea how.

[Kayla]

no i'm asking y he wants milk

[Rin]

*confused* Huh? Are you asking if I milk cows?
Is that it? No, I haven't got the foggiest idea how.

Har!

umm yeah, i'll go with the vodka^^!

[Kayla]

yep me too

[Tylendell]

Oh. Yeah. I knew that. *scratches head* Heh.
Milk...um, lots of calcium? Yes, that's it.
But Vodka it is. Where's the waitress?

[Xizo]

*holds a glass of vodka* The waitresses are on strike. I'm the manager here. So who wanted the vodka? May I see some IDs? Are you sure you're over 18???

[Tylendell]

*looks uncomfortable* Um...My kangaroo nibbled at it, so I threw it in the trash. But I swear...I'm 18!...well...nearly anyway. NOW can I have some vodka?

[Xizo]

*drinks vodka* I'm sorry mr, but if you don't have the ID, i don't provide the drinks... for you... I drink your orders... and you pay.

[Tylendell]

*startled* WHAT!? This is prejudice! Against... youth! O will not have it! Now give me my vodka, woman!

[ReiRei]

*goes in and shows ID* hah! I'm over 18 may I have a rum and coke please?

[Tylendell]

*swore* If you won't give me vodka, then give me the milk, dammit!

[Kayla]

*smiles at him and laughs* very funny Ty

[Tylendell]

*sulks* Well? Xizo, I'm waiting for my order!

[Kayla]

*smiling brightly* it was a good day today

[Tylendell]

*turns to face EM* Yeah? How so?

[Kayla]

well..... something actually worked out good for once *smiles at him sweetly*

[Tylendell]

*blush* Don't freak me out like that. *shivers*
Care to tell us?

[Kayla]

hmm, not particularly, but i will tell u, that i met a new person, a girl, she was very nice ^^

[Tylendell]

*grins* So is everyone. Except...*mumbles*

[Kayla]

who Ty? someone being an @ss to u?

[Tylendell]

Never mind. He's just a pushover.

[Kayla]

no i want to know..... so i can punch his face in

[Kazaku]

[walks in ]sorry I'm late

[Tidus_Tribal]

im new

[Tidus_Tribal]

any one who wants to know i was Lord_That_Man

[Kazaku]

sup need anything

[Frey Willhazen]

hellow!! kewl! a nubie bar!!! wow!! .... i dun think i'm old enough ... but aww well ... *grabs fake id* can i hev a a jug of sake please!? *shows fake id* and a pack of malboro lights ... :) thx!

[Dark_Shadow16]

hey i'm knew.
i hpoe you're enjoying that beer!!! :D :D :D

[Yukina_Ice_Apparition]

Yukina walks into the bar and takes a look around noticing that lots of things where going on she sits down and waits for her order hoping not to look out of place.

[Pig-tail girl]

*walks in* hi can i have umm a Baileys *asks smiling sweetly*

[Macus]

*walks in pretending to be a noob* hey do noobs get free drinks? *bobing down trying to look small*

[Kazaku]

I'm sorry to say every drink is free and I would like to hire some new employees to take over this place for me

[Macus]

sure ill do *stands up straight*

[Kazaku]

then your hired

[Macus]

yay *dances round* ok ill run it untill you get back *sits behind the bar waiting*

[The Hitman]

Hey I'm new here my old forum shut down and I want to forget about it. Can I have the strongest alcoholic drink you have?

[Macus]

sure *hands him a bottle of vodka*

[The Hitman]

(gulps it down)

Thanks!... Can I have another.

(almost loses balance)

[Macus]

sure ok
*handes him another*

[Wardishy]

Oooh.... a bar for newbies. Can I have some cider?

[Macus]

sure *hands him a bottle*

[Wardishy]

Yay! CIDER!


And guess what...... IT'S APPLE FLAVOURED!

[Lady Lilth]

calm down. it's only cider... hey bartender! got any saki?

[Wardishy]

CIDER!!!!!!!


...........I LIKE cider.........

[Macus]

yeah we got plenty of saki help your self *hand him a bottle*

[Wardishy]

*hiccups*

I not drunk.......... I innebriated.........

[Macus]

sure thats what they all say no more cidder for you untill you sober up

[Lady Lilth]

how in the world can you get drunk off of apple cider...? it's not possible...

[Wardishy]

I not drunk!

I am sober now............ damn I hate hangovers. >.<

CIDER!

[Macus]

well why dident you say so here have more cider its apple flavour dont ya know

[Rain_Pixie]

*walks in looking around* First time to a bar...can I have some cider? *looks at Wardishy* o.o wow, I've never seen someone so obessesive with cider.

[Macus]

sure you can have some cider infact cider for all

[Rain_Pixie]

yay! ^_^ *drinks two bottles of cider*

[Macus]

lol

[Kazaku]

the owner walks in

[Lady Vamp]

hiya! Got any Sprite and Diet Coke so I can mix it together and make...Sprite and Coke mixed together...

:swe:

[Macus]

yeah i think so ill take a look

[Lady Vamp]

wooT!

[Macus]

lol

[Lady Vamp]

It still needs a name...hmmm...

[Kazaku]

goes and brings sprite and coke*

here you go

[Lady Vamp]

thank you! I shall call it...hmmm...eh I dunno why not bubbles?

[kasaku]

nice

[Lady Vamp]

Why thank you! Bubbles it shall be!

[kasaku]

bravo

[Macus]

bravo indeed

[Lady Vamp]

:mrgreen:

[kasaku]

yeah mr green

[Macus]

viva la green

[kasaku]

nice

[Lady Vamp]

:mrgreen: Chack out me sig. I worship mrgreen :mrgreen:

[kasaku]

good for you

[Wardishy]

I have rediscovered my completely bizarre urge for CIDER!

[Lady Vamp]

0_0

[Macus]

cant say i really like cider

[Lady Vamp]

Cider's good. I like the afforementioned "bubbles" better though ^_^

[kasaku]

huh

[Rurouni Kenshin]

Heh, no offense to the creator but this is just simply pathetic, i could wipe everyone in this stupid thread out but whatever i wont cuz im a nice guy ^_^

[dark_emiri]

O.O
*blushes and comes in embarassed*

Do you sell Dr.Pepper here?
If not, then just give me some water and peanuts....

[Macus]

oh right i forgot i was looking after this place XD
*gives emiri a bottle of doctor peper* there ya go miss ^^

[Silver Winchester]

((you guys are spamming... no one liners... at least two line please...))

-She walks in and sits down-

hey cousin!!!!!!!

-She glomps Black Cat-

weeeeeeeee

[Balmung of the Azure Sky]

*leon walks in all sneaky like and ninja glomps silver*

Leon:"hiya sisy!"

[Silver Winchester]

-She gets ninja glomped by leon-

aaaaaaah heya!

-She glomps him tight-

how are you???

[Balmung of the Azure Sky]

*laughs and smiles at silver*

Leon:"im good,and you?"

[Silver Winchester]

-She rubs the back of her head and smiles at hikaru-

heh I'm doing great...

-She clings to him-

[Balmung of the Azure Sky]

*hikaru smiles ninja like*

Hikaru:"good."

[Silver Winchester]

-She blinks at him-

ninja smile???

-She snickers-

what's up with that???

[Balmung of the Azure Sky]

*hikaru gets up and does his ninja stunts*

Hikaru:"because im GODJA!!!!"

[Silver Winchester]

-She laughs hard-

godja!!!

ahahahaha!

-She pulls on his shirt and falls down laughing-

[Macus]

*plays darts*
hmmmmm i would have thought that will all the new n00bs we have i might get more patrons *sigh*
oh well

[Silver Winchester]

-Silver shrugs-

eh guess not...

noobs are weird and stupid... haha! that was a joke.

[Macus]

gah silly n00bs

[kasaku]

Ya'll are actually keeping my thread alive

[Dark Shadow]

i would say, spamming your thread, but... okay...

[kasaku]

either way is good

[kasaku]

either way is good