Limitless's Egotism Workshop {Training}

[Limitless]

Right, so apparently people have already grown weary of my arrogance and told me to basically teach people so that I'll have some bit of challenge since I know so much and have been at this so long.

If you are intrested in becoming one of a few, elite amongst your peers, then post saying as much in this thread and I'll begin to give you the hook up per se.

But I warn you: To people I have no or little respect for, I'm not to nice. If I like you alot, I'm one of the nicest guys you'll meet, but frankly I've already judged you all wanting simply by your inability to write as well as me. I shouldn't do it, but I have, so sew me.

Basically, if you want to become elite on this site, come here and I'll see what I can make you into, just dont expect the kid gloves or sugar coated nicities from me and we'll get along swimmingly.

So, thats about it. Think you got what it takes to learn what it is I've to teach? Think of it as a personal challenge from me to you.

Only the first three to come will get instructions, none may follow until another slot is open by my expulsion of a student for chronically disappointing me or they have passed my test and learned what I offer.

So, come if you want skill and power others of this forum can only gawk at in wonder.

[Sei Akujin]

Sounds interesting.........well I am in......for now..........

[Limitless]

Right. You are now commited. Don't back out if it gets hard...when it gets hard. Show resolve and become better.

This is the sign up thread, I'll make a thread for each trainee's specific training due to the fact all of you will not be on the same level and I'll want an easier way to keep track of you all.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Okay, well, when you have your three trainee's, I will be locking this thread so that there will be no spamming of it.

When you have declared your third trainee, please let me know through PM's so that I may do this for you. Other than that, try to keep your criticisms as well as other posts as clean as possible.

Thank you.

[Limitless]

My critism will be purely constructive I assure you, although I can't attest that they will always be kindly stated.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

well, do keep this in mind...this is a family site, so common sense must prevail as far as language goes. If you find that your language as well as typing skills will get out of hand, then keep that criticism to a PM so that the fragile minds of children aren't shattered. Believe it or not, we do have some members who are very young here...we don't really need their parents to sign on and yell at us who are in admin because their kids were looking at something that they shouldn't have seen here because they couldn't watch what their kids were doing online. That's basically all I'm asking in this matter.

It doesn't make sense to lock this thread after he has three trainees, as other people might want to get in line for it after seeing the results.

Also, it's hard to be a writer and stay true to a real-life character while making things squeeky clean. For instance, a common thug wouldn't be known for his appropriate behavior. That's why every forum I've been to has generally had a disclaimer that it's not their fault, as well as some sort of button to check stating that a person is thirteen years of age or older.

In my experience, parents don't check up on stuff like this as much as you'd think, and there's very little, if any, 'inappropriate doings' that I've seen/would see in Limitless' posts.

[Eien]

..well..count me in

[Limitless]

Right.

Thread will be up momentarily.

[Kaieru]

Oh Oh! Pick me!

*is in for MORE training*

Two trainers in two forums >>

Limitless here... NeoDeath X in Momentum

[Limitless]

Neo's good. I was going to train him once but I got banned from using the cpu for a while.

[Kawaii Shuichi]

I know it was said 3 trainees...but if you are up to one more I am willing to devote myself to the training as I devote myself to everything else I do in my life.

[Limitless]

Well, considering the fact that two of my peeps haven't even posted yet, I suppose one more wouldn't hurt since one of them very well might just give up and not do it.

Right, expect a thread soon, but this is a ONE time deal, never again will I accept a fourth trainee.

[Kawaii Shuichi]

Understood. Thank you.
*bows respectfully*

[Limitless]

Due to the untimely expulsion of two of my apprentices, one spot is now open should any feel the want to take me up and accept my Guidance.

[Sei Akujin]

I am going to let this thread stay open........for a while.......when you get more students and the spots are filled..........I am locking this thread.

[Limitless]

*sighs* This place has NO activity and the skill level is so low I can't do anything with you people even if you joined. It amazes me that you people seriously put so much stock in post counts and all that other bullshit. This aint some video game, its a verbal contest between two writers pitting their creativity, ability and pride on the line in a mutual confrontation, not some worthless, two bit side show for your twisted enjoyment like some circus freak.

None of you have enough innitiative to do this, and even those that might are to stubborn and prideful to acknowledge their faults. Those who wallow in ignorance cannot be taught anything without swallowing their pride, and quite frankly, doing that to anyone here would be entirely to boring.

So, Your Royal Nuisance, lock this thread unless any of you can handle it, which I doubt you can.

[Sei Akujin]

Sorry you feel that way....