Quote of the moment

[frank]

If you don't like it, leave.

don't let the door hit you on your way out.

are we there, yet?

[Mac]

Naughty_Dog entered the room.
Shikamaru: Hola, Naughty_Dog
Mewsic has left the room.
Naughty_Dog: Hey, you guys know that chaffmark i've been complaining about?
one_ has left the room.
Naughty_Dog: well it just bought me a day off school!
Mac: nice O_o
Naughty_Dog: lol
Kie_D_K: the pox is meant for suffering!
Phylloh: no its not
Phylloh: its meant for joy
Naughty_Dog: XD
Naughty_Dog: Mwahahaha!
Kie_D_K: Shush phy you didn't know what Scunny was.

^ happened like five minutes ago. xD

(for reference - yesterday I placed a pox on naughty_dog and a few minutes before, Phylloh asked me what the hell Scunny was.. lol)

[Takai]

"Who the heck wants an undead octopus?!" <<< the love that is Gintama

[Leila]

"It was only a matter of time, as I sat alongside the tree, each passing day, and they passed, that one of them would finally notice me"

~One I made up, kinda still in the works x.x~

[The Guiltiest Gear]

This one is MADE in the guy's description of his question:
"Hi. Does anyone know if it's possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn't work."
So as dumb as that is... yeah, I thought for two seconds about what would happen if I scanned a mirror.


She describes a traditional My First Smoking story:
"my friends are over and I smoked WAYYY too much im all dizy and i can't see straight the room is moving"
This one doesn't get good until she starts elaborating with more details a little later on in the night:
"my peanut btuter tastes like ice cream i thought the pillow was the cat ahhh".
Brilliant
I have the feeling that my dictionary shouldn't be forced on anyone--we need all the brains we can get. XD
i have to dub it the franktionary,no the frankasauras,better yet the the frandex!!!

I have to go with franktionary. ^^
frankasauras sounds like it belongs in Jurassic Park, the unseen movie
frandex sounds like uncomfortable tights.

frankindex would be 8)

lol

frankindex sounds like frankinsense. o.o

or money.

ontopic: I have Myrth. o.o

[Dark Shadow]

"My list of skills doesn't have the: Comprehend stupid or moronic persons. So, keep moving, moron."

[Silver Winchester]

Wyatt Earp: So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'!
[shouts]

Wyatt Earp: You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?...
[louder]

Wyatt Earp: Hell's coming with me!

[Takai]

"Next Halloween I'm gonna dress up as the Chocolate Police and take all the chocolate from children to save them from themselves." (one of my friends on MAL.. influenced by Chocolate Underground lol)

[Kharmy]

"Excuse me buddy, do you have change for two fives and five"
:scratch: *something's wrong there, redundantly wrong lol*

[Nyuu]

"I can always rely on going there and opening up the circuit protector and say to myself 'Well I can see vin diesel is still getting bit by that duck'"

My boyfriend talking about pictures he hid all over his old job that are still there xD

[frank]

"Can I help you....*pause*....OUT?

[The Guiltiest Gear]

-Takai-- says:
pokity
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
helloz
-Takai-- says:
am i like, not online o.o
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
nope,online why
-Takai-- says:
then why do you say hello every time o.o lol
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
*finally tried getting on mal* T.T
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
LOL i dunno


and from here on the ramblings of 2 Mana Khemia fans

~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
I know what will cheer you up vayne!
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
synthisizing!
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
walking in on jess?
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
that too
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
nah. He wouldn't know what to do with it.
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
that's the other reason I firmly believe Vayne x Jessomel simply wouldn't work
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
it's a miracle vayne can top a pillow. And I really don't think Jessomel would be dominant in bed or anything. so they would NEVER HAVE SEX
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
orly?,im sure she'll be the straight forward one *bricked*
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
XD
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
It'd work if it was like a threesome with Nikki. You know it too. She'd get them straightened out
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
XDDDD she'd prolly drug him with jess' love potion and lock them in a room together gasp
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
I almost want to write afic about that.......
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
"Nikki has decided to spice up Vayne And Jess' love life since they are both too submissive and don't get anything done! The only catch? She has to be involved ---because everyone wants Vayne coc----- to increase the population of the beastmen!"
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
*decked*
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
LOL
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
I'm out of pendelooks.
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
but I need them to make aroma material ;_;
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
find some dead people and make them cry!!
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
XD
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
if only it were that easy
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
wait.
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
...................
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
PAMELA
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
DAMMIT PAMELA YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON ME
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
lawl she's obviously using her tears as jewelry
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
clearly
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
and her teddy will kick your ass if you make her cry for more >.>
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
D=

~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
but honestly his final weapon is annoying to make
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
so I probably won't. he's in my reserve anyway
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
I need devil's panties!
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
too stringy to use yours huh >.>*bricked*

always amuses me you steal the underwear of angels and demons after killing them
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
It's always bemused me as to why a funny skit or something doesn't come on about these
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
panties GET
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
Why was this enemy wearing two pairs of panties...
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
LOL
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
Maybe it wasn't wearing both of them
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
but still. Why a spare...
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
in case some1 like u comes around to steal thier panties OBVIOUSLY
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
I guess
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
MUST BE IT

~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
*makes dimension bag*
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
now Jessomel is at 100% =O
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
and she comes with a pocket dimension
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
I thought her bags already defied dimensions. *remembers little thingies with muppy and jess in them*
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
and demon chariots
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
yes
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
her bag scares me
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
cant forget the random demon in teh backpack LOL
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
I want to dissect it.
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
XDDD dissect
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
not the demon. the bag.
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
lol its that scary?
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
yes
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 10 DAYS!!!! says:
lol
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
think about it
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
that bag is ****ing terrifying
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie- March 12 says:
Can synth brisingamen, so I'm leaving, again

FUN FACT!!!!!
I was going to post more but i hit the text limit ROFLMAOWTFBBQSAUCE!!!!

[Searing Weapon]

FUN FACT!!!!!
I was going to post more but i hit the text limit ROFLMAOWTFBBQSAUCE!!!![/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE]

Just click the quote button and you'll see why I quoted it O _ O

[Mac]

Mac (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=586): THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME OF WHAT I REALLY AM~!
FlashD (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=1): So you are a bunch of capped text written in yellow? :razz:
FlashD (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=1): That's gotta be a nice memory. A bunch of text.
FlashD (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=1): Mac, when you die under R.I.P. we will write "A man who will always be remembered as a bunch of text written in yellow."
(from the chatbox. xD)

[Takai]

(Onegai My Melody)

Uta in a high-class restaurant: "I'm not an octopus, i don't need this many forks!" XD

what's with all the octopus quotes lately xD

[Brian]

"Minefield indeed! Lieutenant Giggywig, you give these Earth creatures far too much credit!"

[Dark Shadow]

"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity"

[Takai]

"My lips exist solely for strawberry milk and chocolate parfait" -- Gintoki, Gintama.

[Mac]

"Baseball was not invented in America; in fact, it was invented in England, and was originally called base ball, or goal ball." - Stephen Fry (General Ignorance)

THIS IS A TRUE FACT. BASEBALL IS BRITISH. XD.

"Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry." - Dan LeSac

[frank]

A version of baseball, which did emerge in England, is totally different from the American game of Baseball. The American game of Baseball is totally unique to America, but it will concede that the Irish and other immigrants, coming to America from England, brought a form of the game which developed into the unique American Baseball of international epicness, whereas the English base ball, sometimes called rounds, has slipped into historical obscuirty. -frank

lol

[Jericho]

"Its not a tutu, its a mantu!" Spongebob

"Until I bite you to death, Monkey Boss of the Mountain of Monkeys, I can't go home."-Hibari (KHR)

[Mac]

@ frank - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origins_of_baseball

I recently read a book called "General Ignorance" ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Ignorance ) which was written by John Lloyd (the same person who wrote "The Meaning of Liff") and the book is about what people believe to be facts, which are in fact not true, and explains what is in fact true about each fact and how the untrue variant came around.

For example, the book proves the following: The Earth does not have 1 moon. It has 7 at the least - but probably more.
Only two galaxies can be seen with the naked eye.
The Great Wall of China can NOT be seen from the Moon.
The universe is in fact toupe (beige) in colour.
and
Baseball originated from England.

^_^

[Takai]

"You have someone you love... What does it feel like?" (Zetsuai/Desperate Love)

[Dark Shadow]

by a friend:
"The best cure against a headache? GUILLOTINE!"

and

"The best cure against cold/throat ache? Cut your throat."

[The Guiltiest Gear]

i reccomend highlighting my whole post

and OMFG thats alot of tags in the actual format of my post,id love to get rid of it but im not changing the font each time i copy and paste something LOL
O____o
-Takai-- "Let's have a fun and sad story..." says:
i'm still feeling stupid that it took me nearly 3 seasons of Aria to notice that all character names start with A >_> lol


Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 2 DAYS!!!! says:
and ill see that "death"pedia soon enough,FINALLY got that damn research paper done so that 3 week boycott of videogames can FINALLY END!!!!
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie GET says:
I'm trying out chaos wars again. It's fun enough, and it can try and quench my shadow hearts 2 urge to play. (I don't want to start a plus game yet)
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie GET says:
yay
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 2 DAYS!!!! says:
i see o.o
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie GET says:
it's in a conversation with cloche
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie GET says:
DEATHPEDIA
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie GET says:
honestly, if despedia is supposed to be something different, I would have guess desparia. =/ not deathpedia.
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume 2 DAYS!!!! says:
LOL,especially humorus in that the song has Noriko clearly saying Despedia in the song
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie GET says:
I KNOW!!!
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume IN STORES NOW!!!! says:
I expect people to be on this as horribly as "OMFG VIENA GOT TURNED INTO VEENA!!" and "WTF!!? THEY CALLED IT REPLAKIA NOT REPLEKIA!!"
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Atelier Annie GET says:
XDDD I love that they change the names yet the japanese name of the songs is still heard when its actually sung

[frank]

Quote:
Originally Posted by frank
Explain yourself! ><

I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Germany, on I was created at the start of time.
My instructor was Mac.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing a song for you?.
I've been waiting for you


http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/images/acidtech/statusicon/post_new.gif Today, 12:27 PM #515 (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/showpost.php?p=318848&postcount=515) frank (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=757)


Good explanation.

I know you have.

Yes, that would be nice, please sing a song for me.



http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/images/acidtech/statusicon/post_new.gif Today, 12:27 PM #516 (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/showpost.php?p=318849&postcount=516) Asuka (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=93)

Quote:

Originally Posted by frank




Good explanation.
I know you have.
Yes, that would be nice, please sing a song for me.


Thanks for the compliment.

I lost my train of thought.No I have not.And? Are you getting bored? Wow you are very polite.



Daisy, Daisy.

Give me your answer do.

I am half crazy.

All for the love of you.

It won't be a stylish marriage.

I can't afford a carriage.

But you'll look sweet.

Upon the seat.

Of a bicycle built for two.




http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/images/acidtech/statusicon/post_new.gif Today, 12:28 PM #517 (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/showpost.php?p=318850&postcount=517) frank



AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :oops:

That's sweet. <3

Thank you. I really appreciate that song.






http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/images/acidtech/statusicon/post_new.gif Today, 12:28 PM #518 (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/showpost.php?p=318851&postcount=518) Asuka (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=93)


Quote:
Originally Posted by frank

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :oops:
That's sweet. <3
Thank you. I really appreciate that song.


I'm not feeling verywell at the moment, try again later.


http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/images/acidtech/statusicon/post_new.gif Today, 12:29 PM #519 (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/showpost.php?p=318852&postcount=519) frank


I'm sorry to hear that you're not feeling well. What seems to be the problem?


http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/images/acidtech/statusicon/post_new.gif Today, 12:30 PM #520 (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/showpost.php?p=318853&postcount=520) Asuka (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=93)
Quote:
Originally Posted by frank

I'm sorry to hear that you're not feeling well. What seems to be the problem?


I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.That's a good question.

~~~~~~~~

and from there it deteriorated into somewhat typical Asuka/frank nonsense. Now, how many have been asked by Asuka if they wanted her to sing a song for them? LOL

[Mac]

Mac (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=586): Are there vegetarian dragons?
o.o;;

Dark Shadow (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=297): I eat fish.

Mac (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=586): fish doesnt count o.o;

Lady Vamp (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=1543): of course there are vegetarian dragons!! Let me go hunt down a picture of one...

Mac (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=586): o.o

Mac (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=586): lol... she said "hunt".

[Takai]

i think Himitsu is trying to give me a heart attack here, what's with super intense episodes ><

"Maki-san, you helped me back then. Was it because you were kind, or because i looked so pitiful? You were always so arrogant yet so kind, so lovable yet so hateful. I wanted to embrace you and at the same time... i wanted to kill you."

[Jericho]

"For threatening my baby
Unborn and unnamed
You ain't worth the blood
That runs in your veins"
-Bob Dylan

<3

[Lady Vamp]

"This verbal celibacy is actually quite wearing."

[Jericho]

"Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these"
/racism

I just can't help but laugh when I hear it on Family Guy. D:

[Takai]

"If i ever meet him again, i'd like to ask him... how one can be happy when one has nothing at all." - The One

[frank]

"To have not, is to want not." -anon.

[Takai]

I hum someone's name to myself, and it's driving me mad, and yet it's so wonderful, this world is a dream, and in a dream i can meet you, i dance with you in a dream...

i love Buck-Tick's lyrics <3

[The Guiltiest Gear]

The Guiltiest Gear (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=982): ROFLMAO
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): though i'm silly either way, but that's beside the point >.>
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): i feel silly talking to myself here
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): GG get your butt back into the shoutbox o.o
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): i probably won't even be in top 10 by the time i'm back from Russia xD
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): (+ exams are soon V_V)
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): especially these days that i have to pack and stuff xD
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): i'll never catch up to Mac lol

Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): and it has both female and male sizes XD (because everyone knows more girls than guys would be interested lmao)
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): -Link (http://cgi.ebay.com/Black-Butler-Kuroshitsuji-Sebastian-Cosplay-Costume_W0QQitemZ270353090112QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ 20090304?IMSfp=TL090304125003r28866)-
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): okay search time is over, there is actually a Sebastian attire for sale LOL
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): since butler outfits are u know, male XD
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): trying to figure out all my sizes in male standards XDDD
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): LOL no
The Guiltiest Gear (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=982): trying to factor your 3 sizes or something O____o?
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): and that's only a jacket.. the whole thing is like.. 300+ bucks lmao
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): okay i give up on this thing. i have no clue what my sizes are lmao


Brian (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=6195): um... no.
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548):so you would wear one if you had the legs for it?
Brian (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=6195):I just don't have the legs for it
Brian (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=6195):*has never worn a dress, afaik*
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): *worn a dress twice. to my brother's wedding and to cosplay* XDDDDD




Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548):*remembers the horrors of wearing a dress* X_X
The Guiltiest Gear (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=982):i dont cosplay LOL
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548):and don't feel like posting it lol
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548):i only cosplayed once O.o
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): okay, there are 4 anime that i absolutely will watch ongoing.. i think i can manage that
Brian (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=6195):you guys should post your cosplay pics


-Takai-- kanashi, kanashi..... (packing) says:
there must be a logical reason to why most my favorite bands/singers end up with a naked mannequin on stage at some point >.> lol
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume,chapter 3 with no sacrifices says:
O_o
-Takai-- kanashi, kanashi..... (packing) says:
Buck-Tick is the 3rd lol
-Takai-- kanashi, kanashi..... (packing) says:
and this is kinda way weird *stops the video* XD
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume,chapter 3 with no sacrifices says:
LOL i see
-Takai-- kanashi, kanashi..... (packing) says:
...I can't believe I just sat through 4 minutes of him molesting a mannequin. That was somehow great. o.O < i sat through 1:30 LOL
-Takai-- kanashi, kanashi..... (packing) says:
It's a weird feeling, being envious of a bald mannequin. < LMAO
Valkyrie Profile:Covenant of the Plume,chapter 3 with no sacrifices says:
ROFLMAO

[Jericho]

lal mirch says:
well

lal mirch says:
i just won't f&*#!*$ let her in

lal mirch says:
i'll do that thing where she'll be like

lal mirch says:
"hello? -knocking outside the door"

lal mirch says:
then i'll yell "No one lives here!" lmao

[Brian]

Me: How about "You wanna spend the rest of your life doing my laundry?"
Marc: Hey that's MY pickup line!
Me: Does it work?
Marc: (changes subject)

[frank]

"No comment." lol

[Takai]

This is too cruel, darling
You don't even cry or anything
Truly, love is a complete nightmare

did i mention that i love Buck-Tick's lyrics? xD not to forget that 'darling' and 'nightmare' were both in engrish, and i swear that 'nightmare' is the best piece of engrish i ever heard in a song xD (oh yeah, that was Alice in Wonder Underground)

[Mac]

ADLESTROP (n.)
That part of a suitcase which is designed to get snarled up on conveyor belts at airports. Some of the more modern adlestrop designs have a special 'quick release' feature which enables the case to flip open at this point and fling your underclothes into the conveyor belt's gearing mechanism.

(from "The Meaning of Liff")

<3 black humour.

[Silver Winchester]

Me: What movie are we watchin'?
Rachel: You'll see...
Me: The Notebook?! I never seen this before!
-hours later-
Me: -crying eyes out-
Rachel: You got Notebook'd! xD

[Mac]

DraG: k mac ... you freak ^^
dr-ukr|K.Mac: lol
dr-ukr|K.Mac has claimed the 1. Local Record with a time of 37.71 !
DraG: omg
DraG: what do you smoke????
dr-ukr|K.Mac: nothing
dr-ukr|K.Mac: but I drink a lot of red bull xD
Maus: lol
DraG: rofl
Maus: ive been driving this map for 2 years and never seen a time like that
dr-ukr|K.Mac: well... you just did. ^^

[Leila]

((okay... this is from awhile ago... some random story... as you could call it is always going through my head... but it is kinda weird at times but I believe it was quite serious here... It was when Kakashi (Naruto) and Mugen (Samurai Champloo) were talking... telepathically to eachother... How do you say they can do that? Well... to make a long story short... my main person invented items to make the ones who wear it able to talk telepathically... or something like that... ANYWAYS... here is the quote... it was when Kakashi tells Mugen something, that he was just to naive to figure... My main person's name is Leila... (go figure xD)) but here... it goes... its kinda etchy cause i cant really remember every bit of it though x.x I remember this part happening a bit after Kakashi had given hints to Mugen about Vampires and Mugen finally got it and Lei wants to become a vampire, well half-vampire at least, so she can still help others, and right now she has given up with Mugen because of his being naive and went with one of where she wants to go become a half-vamp, one of her newer good friends, and he is a vampire, but is unable to change her, because of him not being a pure-blood, Aidou Hanabusa (Vampire Knight).... >.> I cant remember much more about it... right at this moment cause these things ususally come to me at night. Right before i fall asleep... and I'm happy sometimes i can remember some of the things XD))

Kakashi: Why do you think she was always by you? Did you just find that a coincidence? Now, she has finally given up and moved to someone else, she's tried all she can, and you have shown nothing... All she can think of you now is a bodyguard.
Mugen: What do you mean...
Kakashi: I mean, that she has tried all she has to show her feeling towards you, but you never acknowledged them.
Mugen: *rememebers incidents where she was always next to him or had fallen asleep next to him* ...... But... its too late... She's going to be with him for the rest of eternity...
Kakashi: Or not... you still have your chance before your time would be up....
Mugen: I don't know... but... is it possible... for her to love both?
Kakashi: You would just have to ask her that yourself...

((Eh-heh... >.>))

[Jericho]

On Pokemon Red

via purifico/mck says:
i had to stop playing

via purifico/mck says:
it was too hardcore

[frank]

Asuka: '"Nietsche is dead." --God"'

[Takai]

I was always wrapped in perfect happiness
In this world of pain, I was born one day and lifted up my voice
I’ll say goodbye to the mother star that held me
I can hear the sound of my heart
Surely my pulse begins to tremble; it’s awakening
I don’t know why I’m living, but even so,
I think I want to live passionately, if I’m loved
I’m sorry, thank you

i love Atsushi-san's lyrics >_<

[Mac]

". . . I was lucky that my Science teacher handed me an after-hours rather than a lunchtime detention, because otherwise I would have had to deal with arguing with her about the fact I had to go to the hospital at lunchtime. And in no way in hell was I going to be kept back at lunch, even if it meant Falcon Punching the door down in order to get out of the classroom. . . ."

Dragon Master 2. (lol. I love references.)

[Brian]

"OOha-ha-woo!" (more or less the noise a co-worker made when she saw my package of chocolate chunk cookies)

[Takai]

No one cares about you
Only I do
Who are you?
A mirror, a mirror
I love you so much I want to kill you

more from Atsushi-san <3

[Lady Vamp]

"You tested me on the cancer chair?!"

[Mac]

"I curse Diddy - and all who play Diddy - to an early and painful watery gra- oh ****, fell off the bridge!" <- Erk, whilst playing Diddy Kong Racing.
xD

[Jericho]

"I curse Diddy - and all who play Diddy - to an early and painful watery gra- oh ****, fell off the bridge!" <- Erk, whilst playing Diddy Kong Racing.
xD


I only quote this because it reminds me of myself while playing DKR. D:

[Hara Michiyo]

mac - "I like my men to wear more fake tan than I do"

[Mac]

I only quote this because it reminds me of myself while playing DKR. D:
Lol. I'm not the only one who plays DKR?

Mac: Rules suck.
Lady Vamp: lol, this is coming from the owner of the site? (the rules suck thing)
Mac: Yes. Rules suck, but rules are rules >_o
Hara Michiyo: the rule is: do as I say not as I do
Mac: xD Hara
Mac: I prefer to not be seen as an iron-fisted dictator
Mac: but as 'ur bestest buddeh. one. one. one.'
Lady Vamp: mmmmmmmmmmmmmkay...
Mac: Oh, so you want me to be an iron-fisted dictator?
Lady Vamp: ((sorry, but you totally just sounded like my boss irl. Kinda creepy actually.))
Mac: o_O; Oh.
Asuka: To be, or not to be. *BOOM!* Not to be.
Hara Michiyo: um. certainly random
Lady Vamp: Well, this is Asuka after all... XD
Lady Vamp: Asuka! Start talking!
Hara Michiyo: this second drink is certainly making this film easier to watch
Takai: @ Hara - two more drinks and the guy in makeup will look hot to you.
Lady Vamp: XD Momo told me you guys were talking about HSM like an hour ago. I stayed out os I wouldn't offend anyone, lol. And LOL @Takai.
Mac: OH. OH. I am adding that to my quote list.
Hara Michiyo: @mac, you're quoting what I said about men and fake tan?
Mac: No, what I said that LV said reminds her of her boss. xD
Lady Vamp: ugh, please don't *shudders*
Hara Michiyo: Yeah, I was hoping you didn't like your men to wear more fake tan than you...

rofl chatbox.

[Jericho]

Lol. I'm not the only one who plays DKR?


one of the BEST games ever imo.

"i was in love with a girl who was a dealer
i was afraid somebody would come and steal her...

sure as hell
she got popped by the big guys"
Tom Petty-Girl on LSD

[Hara Michiyo]

Asuka - I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol

[Takai]

"I teach and they run away.
I listen and they come.
My strength is my silence." (Akiane)

[Brian]

"There's no plot. It just goes on like that for an hour."
"Goes on like what?"
"Like that. Torture, murder, mutilation."

[Takai]

If only we could record this album again... Because this time it would surely be darker than darkness. (Buck-Tick, about Darker Than Darkness album)

[Mac]

98% of the population is asleep. The other 2% are staring around in complete amazement, abject terror, or both. - Asuka.

xD

[Hara Michiyo]

Brian from Family Guy in heaven on how he was killed - "I crawled into the garbage and ate some chocolate"

[BrokenWings_Sene]

"what the mafudge!" ~me

[Dark Shadow]

the best excuse to hate someone is push it's buttons to make him pissed off at you.

me.

[Mac]

Me "Australia... nobody in Austalia has any fear. I mean, come on. Australia is a killer country. They have killer heat, killer coyotes, killer dingoes, killer spiders, killer snakes, killer bugs, killer mosquitoes, killer jellyfish-"
Erk: "Killer stingrays."
Me: "-killer stingrays, killer kangaroos, killer koalas, killer wallabies... killer everything!"
Erk: "Yeah." <changes to an australian accent> "And then, you have the aboriginals!"
Me: "..."
<both burst out laughing>


"It was a cluster****. And that's not a candy bar... peanuts and ****. Nougaty ****." - Dane Cook

[Lady Vamp]

"I saw this one guy walking around in a suit with a briefcase, but he had an eyepatch on and all I saw was 'YARRRR!'" ~ Demetri Martin. OMFG. Love him!

[frank]

"If I knew what to do, I would have done it." a frustrated psychiatrist....

[Lady Vamp]

"booth dying is so last season."

:XD: I love Bones fan comments.

[Jericho]

montreal says:
its 1 am

montreal says:
the laws of grammar dont apply here

jericho says:
f-- yeah.

montreal says:
and if someone tells you they do

montreal says:
then knock their a-- out

[Brian]

Co-worker: "blah blah blah blah...."
Me: "Sorry, wasn't paying attention."
Co-worker: "I said, blah blah blah blah....."
Me: ".... nope, sorry, still not paying attention."

[Paradox]

"I just managed to go around with one of the Great Spells in my head for years without going insane, didn't I? *considers the question from all angles* Yes, you did. You didn't start talking to trees, even when trees started talking to you."

Rincewind, from The Light Fantastic

[Brian]

Xandar (while smacking Ling-Ling with a rolled-up magazine) "Bad Ling-Ling! Bad... Asian.. battle thing!"

[Kharmy]

"The web of domination has become the web of Reason itself, and this society is fatally entangled in it." -Herbert Marcuse-

[Jericho]

Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERF--! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

-Pulp Fiction

No one could have played the part of Jules quite like Samuel L. Jackson.




V: The only thing you and I have in common, Mr. Creedy, is that we are both about to die.

Creedy: How do you imagine that'll happen?

V: With my hands around your neck.
-V for Vendetta

[Brian]

Well, you could take over all the electronic devices in the world and then enslave the human race.

How about that.
I could but let's get back to that later.

[Leila]

"I must leave you now young one... my time in this world is past due. If one day you should meet my grandson. Tell him... tell him I was sorry..." he smiled gently and put his hand to my face "Take care of yourself... Lei-la" he said then lowered his hand down to his chest with the other and closed his eyes for the final time.

That was the last I saw of him after he had passed. My parents assassinator... My savior...

-Me (Newer story I'm writing that is not a fanfic ^^)

[Lady Vamp]

"So I had my AP test today.. and I have never written that much bullsh*t. Six pages of just NOTHING."

XD mien friend. Unsurprising, coming from her.

[Leila]

"I HAVE ANKLES!!!" O.o

-Me
(accidentially saying that when i wanted to say my ankles hurt)

[Hara Michiyo]

I was merely amusing myself.

Me

[Jericho]

"...and no matter how much you love somebody, you find yourself moving away when the pool of their blood edges closer."

I paraphrase, its from a book by Chuck Palahniuk.

[frank]

That diploma and a dollar will buy you a cup of coffee. anon

[Mac]

Asuka: anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
frank: Even if it is nailed down it's a cat toy. Asuka.

xD

[Takai]

"This is how a regular day would begin for these young boys who were to die soon." (Byakkotai)

[The Guiltiest Gear]

spam huh....deleted
still there....its like the junk mail from hell-Neku,The World ENds with You

Rock from Black Lagoon. His associates include: three improbably accurate gunslingers, a woman who will never stop fighting, ever!!!!!, a man who can stop a bullet in midair with a katana, and a woman who can do the same with a chainsaw. His ability: speaking Japanese.<gotta love tv tropes XD


Ailyth's Number One Chew Toy in all of Niflehiem!!!! says:
The guide says we were created by a Big Bang. So does modern science. In fact, you're so wrong, both fictional and real science are allied against you and with me.

You've lost beyond all hope of salvation.<an argument about the big bang o.o
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Paula: Ness, I hate you and your entire family. Ness: What's YOUR problem?! Paula: I'm shy <3 says:
O_o
Ailyth's Number One Chew Toy in all of Niflehiem!!!! says:
Having a big bang doesn't make it a universe, silly
Yes it does. A Big Bang creates a universe. That's the whole definition of it.<ROFLMAO
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Paula: Ness, I hate you and your entire family. Ness: What's YOUR problem?! Paula: I'm shy <3 says:
=O
Ailyth's Number One Chew Toy in all of Niflehiem!!!! says:
So were we made with a Big Bang? Are we a universe?<....have you ever taken a science class?
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Paula: Ness, I hate you and your entire family. Ness: What's YOUR problem?! Paula: I'm shy <3 says:
...
Ailyth's Number One Chew Toy in all of Niflehiem!!!! says:
A big bang can create a universe, but that doesn't mean it has to.<it wouldnt be a "bang" then lol
Pandora Hearts aka Alice in Wonderland with scythe weilding rabbits says:
Yugioh is still going?
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Paula: Ness, I hate you and your entire family. Ness: What's YOUR problem?! Paula: I'm shy <3 says:
yeah,they play card games while riding motorcycles
Pandora Hearts aka Alice in Wonderland with scythe weilding rabbits says:
......wut
~Shen Kai Yi-~ Paula: Ness, I hate you and your entire family. Ness: What's YOUR problem?! Paula: I'm shy <3 says:
yea.....

[Mac]

lol offtopic.

Xueyou: I am Captain Falcon!
LaMoon: o.o
Mac: XD
HitachiinTwinXerji: hahahahahaha
Xueyou: "Show me your moves!"
Mac: You're captain Failcon!
HitachiinTwinXerji: what?
Xueyou: xD
Xueyou: DUDE
Mac: "Show me your noobs!"

[Jericho]

Find him, Bind him
Tie him to a pole and break
His fingers to splinters
Drag him to a hole until he
Wakes up naked
Clawing at the ceiling
Of his grave
-The Mariner's Revenge Song by The Decemberists

I've had it stuck in my head the last couple of days. sigh

Do you think he'd drive in his car without insurance
Now is he interesting or do you think he'd bore us
Do you think his favourite type of human is caucasian
Do you reckon he's ever been done for tax evasion
Do you think he's any good at remembering people's names
Do you think he's ever taken smack or cocaine
I don't imagine he's ever been suicidal
His favourite band is Creedence Clearwater Revival
-Him by Lily Allen. Her song about what she thinks God is or isn't like if he exists.

[frank]

Find him, Bind him
Tie him to a pole and break
His fingers to splinters
Drag him to a hole until he
Wakes up naked
Clawing at the ceiling
Of his grave
-The Mariner's Revenge Song by The Decemberists

off topic: sounds almost like a witch's spell

on topic: lol

[Dark Shadow]

"If left unchecked, Evil grows even in your heart..."
-moi

[Leila]

GOLDEN SUN!? OMFG... OMFG...
-friend of mine who happens to love golden sun xD (all you have to say is golden sun and he says that xD)

[Jericho]

off topic: sounds almost like a witch's spell


Its the dying words of a mother wishing for her son to avenge her. lol But yeah, I can see where you're coming from.


One minute was enough, Tyler said, a person had to work hard for it, but a minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.
-Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk

[Mac]

Erk: the bottom chippy sucks; don't go there.
Me: It's not that bad.
Erk: yes it is.
Me: not really.
Erk: It-
Me: -I mean, okay, maybe the chips aren't that good, but the burgers are.
Erk: maybe..
Me: I mean, the other week when you had to uh.... uh...uh-uh I dunno, you had to go out for something.
Erk: somewhere?
Me: I can't remember why but you went somewhere, and I had to go to Co-Op for cereals or something. So, I figured I'd go to that chippy and buy a burger.
Erk: Oh. I probably had to go get my cards.
Me: yeah... well, the burger was epic. It was an epic burger. I mean... it was HUGE. it was a 1/2pound.... uh..
Erk: Burger.
Me: Yeah, but a specific sort-
Erk: Burger.
Me: A-
Erk: Burger.
Me: YES, but a specific sort of burger!
Erk: Yes. A burger - with bread buns.
Me: Haha... yeah.. *speaks very quickly so Erk can't speak over him* It was a specific burger! I just forgot the name! *slows down* Royal Deluxe or something..
Erk: Either way it's a burger.
Me: Yes, but it was 1/2 pound with cheese, salad and relish...
Erk: well, it's still a burger.
Me: I know... Well, when viewed on a base level, it -was- just a burger.
Erk: yup
Me: So... to cut a long story short; you went out for something, I went to the store to buy Weetabix and I stopped off at the chippy next door and bought a large chips and a burger. The burger was epic.
Erk: Lol. We just condensed five minutes of arguing into five seconds.
Me: loooool.

(me and Erk are so random sometimes.)

[frank]

"You can't handle the truth!" -what's his name in that movie. the marine officer, Colonel, I think he was.

[Dark Shadow]

"Breath me in the face!"

some dude in the new 8 season of Scrubs... to another dude...

[Jericho]

"I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!"
— Russell Brand

[Lady Vamp]

"We don't have bullying at Radnor... just gun threats. We HAVE standards, people!"
~my friend Anne.

LOL @ my school. Just lol.

[Jericho]

"Come on home, girl" he said with a smile
"You don't have to love me yet
Let's get high awhile
But try to understand
Try to understand
Try try try to understand
He's a magic man."
-Magic Man by Heart

I love that song :)

[Leila]

'the voices in your head are not real. but they still have some really great ideas.' - Happy Bunny, Jim Benton

[Jericho]

“Part of me is not really over it. There’s a little part of my brain that’s, ‘Russell, where are the opiates?’ - ‘I’m afraid we can’t have any more opiates.’ - ‘Why?’ - ‘You nearly killed me, didn’t you?’ - ‘That was just a joke!’” (on his recovery from drug addiction, from Russell Brand - Shame - 2006)

[frank]

"...one ugly mother ......" Schwarzennager in The Predator.

[Mac]

Asuka (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=93): I like Chicken, I like Liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver.
Dark Shadow (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=297): asuka, that's lame. Go and tell mac to change that quote.
Asuka (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=93): Trust me, I'm a lawyer..

[frank]

"Ya got time to duck?" Pancho in "The Predator."

[Brian]

co-worker: "How are you doing today?"
me: "I haven't had this much fun since we dug up Grandma."
co-worker: O_o

[Mac]

"Oh, that was gay!" - My friend Andy, when anything remotely interesting happened during a Brawl match.

He called everything gay. xD.

[Brian]

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum."

[Takai]

"To protect something, anyone can bare their fangs. But you, with nothing to protect, are just a beast"

gotta love the moments when Gintama stops being a silly anime and presents some deep thought 8)

[Headstrong]

"Life is not a video game; there is no reset button."

epic

[Kharmy]

"Wow, I got a package from someone... guess it's from Italy" :mrgreen:
"How'd you know it's from Italy?" :?
"It says Fra Gilé all over the box" :mrgreen:

lol

[The Guiltiest Gear]

Question about The World That Never Was

Who built the Castle that Never Was? Seriously! It makes it even more weird when they have couches and beds. Are some or all of the Order members carpenters?

No one,it never existed thus it was never built. Like how the Nobody homeworld doesnt exist.

Honestly though, I was really surprised...they all have beds and sofa's, I can not picture Saix or Xemnas just getting comfy on a pillow while sleeping.


They are beds that dont exist, just like them.-kayla

The Beds That Never Were!!-me

And never will be. Even in fanfiction.-kayla

^funny Kingdom Hearts discussion i came across,as well as commentary from me and kayla XD

[frank]

"I hate some wheat free food that actually tastes good." Hara

^_^

[Mac]

Mac: pros or cons?
Brian: pros are handy to have as neighbors, cons belong back in prison.

(taken from the This or That thread. lol)

[BrokenWings_Sene]

mom : why aren't you cleaning
Sis: Can't I just sit and relax with my mum
Me: If I can't sit and relax on my birthday you can't either *cleaning the table*

[Leila]

"Will you mourn for me if I die?"

-I asked my sis that yesterday and she didn't answer. -

[Sarah]

"If rain drops were kisses, I'd send you a storm." -frank to an old friend. He told me. ^^

[Dark Shadow]

What is needed to be acknowledged as evil?

[Kharmy]

^ :mrgreen: I know this one A: A conscious disregard for morality, and dismissing concern for the well being of others out of complete malice and hatred, when all the criteria are met it'll constitute being evil :twisted:

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two makes four. If that is granted, all else follows.

[Hara Michiyo]

Quote from Crayon Shin Chan, episode 1, part 2

Miss, you alright? Would you like me to punch him in the junk?

[Silver Winchester]

Hilarious Quote from "The Proposal"

Andrew Paxton: [about Margaret] Actually I picked up on all her little hints. This woman is about as subtle as a gun.

Andrew Paxton: [referring to the story about how he proposed to Margaret] You know what? Actually, Margaret loves telling this story, so I'm just gonna let her go ahead and do that. We should just sit and rapture.

Margaret Tate: Wow, okay... wow, where to begin... the story... Well, um, wow... Okay, well, um, Andrew and I... Andrew and I were about to celebrate our first anniversary together and I knew that he'd been itching to ask me to marry him and he was scared, like a little tiny bird. So, I started leaving him little hints here and there because I knew he wouldn't have the guts to ask...

Andrew Paxton: That's not exactly how it happened.

Margaret Tate: No?

Andrew Paxton: No, no, I mean I picked up on all of her little hints... this woman is about as subtle as a gun. Yeah, no what I was worried about was that she might find this little box...

Margaret Tate: Oh, the decoupage box that he made, where he'd taken the time to cut out twenty little pictures of himself, just pasted all over the box. So beautiful! I opened that beautiful little decoupage and out fluttered these tiny little hand cut heart confettis and once they cleared, I looked down and I saw the most beautiful, big...

Andrew Paxton: ...fat nothing! No ring.

Grandma Annie: No ring?

Grace Paxton: What?

Andrew Paxton: No, but inside that box, underneath all that crap, a handwritten note with the address to a hotel, date and time. Real Humphrey Bogart type stuff. Masculine. Naturally, Margaret, she thought...

Margaret Tate: I thought he was seeing someone else... so it was a terrible time for me, but I went to that hotel anyway, I went there and I pounded on the door. But the door was already unlocked. As I swung open that door, there he was...

Andrew Paxton: Standing.

Margaret Tate: Kneeling.

Andrew Paxton: Like a man.

Margaret Tate: On a bed of rosebuds, in a tuxedo. Your son. Your son... and he was choking back soft, soft sobs. And when he held back the tears and finally caught his breath, he said to me...

Andrew Paxton: 'Margaret, will you marry me?' and she said 'yep', the end!

[BrokenWings_Sene]

Brother: You got a terrible bill that came in
Mom: ....
Me: Are you serious.. Janet told me there was no mail?!?!?!??!?!!!!!!!!!!
Brother: -laugh-

[Silver Winchester]

Benjamin Button: [Voice over; letter to his daughter] For what it's worth: it's never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever you want to be. There's no time limit, stop whenever you want. You can change or stay the same, there are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. And I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life you're proud of. If you find that you're not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.

[Mac]

Erk: "You're not leaving this house until you think of a quote of the moment."
Me: "..."
Erk: "Seriously."
Me: "**** off." -walks out.-

:lol1:

[Silver Winchester]

:lol:

Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (2006) (VG)

Deadpool: The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a 'mercenary'. I prefer the title 'cleaner of the gene pool'. And I've made a lot of good friends along the way: like Arcade. He's always sending me to his amusement park.

Arcade: HELLO, Deadpool. Ready for a fun filled day in Murderworld?

Deadpool: Yup. I've got my sunscreen on and I've taken my motion sickness pills so bring on the rides!

Arcade: Oh, I don't think you understand. You're going to die here.

Deadpool: I know! Carnivals always slay me.

Arcade: No. You are going to physically die... as in stop breathing. You will cease to exist.

Deadpool: Riiiiiight... So do you have bumper cars here?

Arcade: Arrrgh!

[Paradox]

*regarding Tory movement to confiscate mobile phones and bikes.
Greg Davies: It'll eventually get to the point where teenagers will be texting like 'Dave, you won't believe this, but some Tory MPs just tried to mug my phone off me!'
Dara O'Briain: 'So I mugged theirs instead. Hahaha. LOL. Epic fail.'

[Silver Winchester]

Psych

Shawn: "Simba, I am your father."

Gus: "Mufasa never said that."

Shawn: "Mufasa, Vader, it's all James Earl Jones."

[Leila]

"When I say shush, you go and shut up! DX"

-random quote by me... xD

[Mac]

Mac: ...Does every internet meme come from 4chan?
Gjallahorn: Pretty much.
Gjallahorn: 4chan started everything.
Mac: Well, I know the Rick Roll originates from Slashdot.
Mac: </clever>
Gjallahorn: The Rick Roll was funny for all but a month, when people finally realized what it was.
Mac: lol.

o_O; internet memes.

[Brian]

The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
(Jennifer Hart, Arlington)

[Silver Winchester]

The Amityville Horror (2005)

George Lutz: Now, hold it steady. Because if you get shaky, I get shaky.
[while Billy is holding wood steady while George with an axe in his hand]
George Lutz: [to Billy] We're friends. We're having fun, right? Put your hands up there.

XD fav. Ryan Reynolds movie.

[Brian]

Coworker (looking at her paycheck): "Man, it gets spent so fast."
Me: "So, my complete lack of a social and personal life is starting to look pretty clever!"

[Montreal]

@ mac
4 chan is the alpha and the omega



and that shall be my quote for here

[Mac]

I wonder if 4chan has ever been Slashdotted?

(that's the quote.)

[BrokenWings_Sene]

"come one I'm the ultimate pretty boy I deserve to get **** thrown at my face."
~from the Super junior movie.

[Silver Winchester]

Jack: "Hey, kid! No running in the halls!"
- from "Four Brothers" movie

[Brian]

"A naked American man stole my balloon!"
(little kid at the zoo in American Werewolf In London)

[Hara Michiyo]

Asuka: If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...oh, wait a minute - he already does.

[The Guiltiest Gear]

Proving that global economic crises mean nothing to the Japanese, they've built a full scale gundam just for the hell of it. Oh and by the way its motorized, so the damn thing moves. And we thought North Korea's nuclear weapons were the biggest threat to global safety from that part of the world

This looks like an entry in a "what if advertisements came to life and ****ed up your car" Photoshop contest, but it is an actual photo of an actual ad in Columbus, Ohio.
The ad isn't for a paint brand, but rather Nationwide Insurance. So how did they achieve the illusion that paint had spilled down the building and onto the parking lot? By, uh, spilling a bunch of paint on the building and parking lot.

This would be the second entry in the "Man, this is the worst CGI I've ever seen!" category, with what appears to be a strafing run by a plane-mounted flamethrower.
This is a fire whirl, a momentary phenomenon caused by twisting air currents, captured in action by a lucky photographer.
The Internet has several real pictures of this phenomenon, each looking more fake than the last-cracked.com


Gundamn it!! says:
life size gundam,I KNEW THEY HAD THEM!!!!!
~Shen Kai Yi~ Magneto's car needs no fuel! says:
that scares me too D=
Gundamn it!! says:
pretty soon they'll have flying warships
~Shen Kai Yi~ Magneto's car needs no fuel! says:
still more worried about the gundams oddly enough
Gundamn it!! says:
cuz they can walk and fly?(that 1 cant,its the RX-78 from back when the series was realistic,it could just jump REALLY high while in the atmosphere)

maybe cuz the Zaku II's had all those fancy optional weapons. nothing says "oh shitz" like a giant robot with a sniper rifle :P
~Shen Kai Yi~ Magneto's car needs no fuel! says:
I mean in case I need to know for self defense reasons (you know that gundam is fully equipped) how does one take down a gundam?
~Shen Kai Yi~ Magneto's car needs no fuel! says:
I should get to bed. got a 4 hour drive ahead of me
Gundamn it!! says:
thats what heavy metal is for
~Shen Kai Yi~ Magneto's car needs no fuel! says:
naw
Gundamn it!! says:
meanie
Gundamn it!! says:
now im gonna have to talk to myself
~Shen Kai Yi~ Magneto's car needs no fuel! says:
sorry
~Shen Kai Yi~ Magneto's car needs no fuel! says:
that can be a very interesting conversation though
~Shen Kai Yi~ Magneto's car needs no fuel! says:
or you could arm wrestle yourself =O
Gundamn it!! says:
XDDDD how would that work
~Shen Kai Yi~ Magneto's car needs no fuel! says:
use both arms?
Gundamn it!! says:
but it wouldnt be fair
~Shen Kai Yi~ Magneto's car needs no fuel! says:
I dunno sometimes the left one will win if it tries hard enough
Gundamn it!! says:
which reminds me....studies show theres not a 50/50 chance during coin flips,apparently one side is heavier and heads has a 51% chance of occuring while tails is 49%
~Shen Kai Yi~ Magneto's car needs no fuel! says:
D=
Gundamn it!! says:
so USE HEADS in uh....strip coin flips,you'll have a lower chance of losing!!!
~Shen Kai Yi~ Magneto's car needs no fuel! says:
oh lord
~Shen Kai Yi~ Magneto's car needs no fuel! says:
a slumber party I was at, despite the fact it was all girls, we decided to play strip uno
~Shen Kai Yi~ Magneto's car needs no fuel! says:
despite the fact I had never before played uno, I remained nearly fully clothed

vramblings of a few kingdom hearts fans
[Kero] need a new computer -_- says:
"Hunters Artemisa, Mimia and Alecks dash gracefully in attack formation at the monster towering over them, it roaring in defiance. Their quick and powerful attacks create thundering explosions that echo into the now cloudy sky, for the battle rages on while rain begins to fall... then a pale dash charges toward the fierce battle, A STUPID NAKED ARKEROTH LAUNCHES HIMSELF AT THE BEAST...only to bounce off and die like an idiot..."
Ariana leaves teh hospital today woooo!!! says:
o_o
[Kero] need a new computer -_- says:
lol me playing Monster Hunter Unite with some friend... of course, Arkeroth is me =P
Ariana leaves teh hospital today woooo!!! says:
XDDD i see
[Kero] need a new computer -_- says:
frickin tail swipe
[Kero] need a new computer -_- says:
lol
Ariana leaves teh hospital today woooo!!! says:
lol
[Kero] need a new computer -_- says:
so yeah waiting on Birth by Sleep x3
Ariana leaves teh hospital today woooo!!! says:
and im waiting on 358/2 days >.>
[Kero] need a new computer -_- says:
Pff... bet it won't be good as Birth ;p
[Kero] need a new computer -_- says:
btw DID YOU PLAY BLAZBLUE!?
Ariana leaves teh hospital today woooo!!! says:
nope
Ariana leaves teh hospital today woooo!!! says:
i bet they dont have chairs of absurd height in birth by sleep,358/2 days wins!!!
[Kero] need a new computer -_- says:
me neither but saw the trailers and anime intro... /drool
Ariana leaves teh hospital today woooo!!! says:
XD i see
[Kero] need a new computer -_- says:
yes because chairs that you need to free fall off an edge to actually land on them > meeting the previous keyblade warriors ;p
[Kero] need a new computer -_- says:
"Welcome to Organization XIII" "Oooh, do I get one of those chairs, how do you get on and off?" "We don't know yet, haven't eaten anything in weeks "
Ariana leaves teh hospital today woooo!!! says:
ROFLMAO!!!
Ariana leaves teh hospital today woooo!!! says:
at least you can use any of the 14 members in the freemode....although i hear Xion and Roxas fight practically identical
[Kero] need a new computer -_- says:
well would be nice to learn more about what when on in there...

gundam 00 flaming
[Kero] need a new computer -_- says:
sounds like the latest Gundam series "WE'RE SO DAMN POWERFUL, WE SHOULDN'T EVEN FIGHT!!!"
Ariana leaves teh hospital today woooo!!! says:
LOL why i stopped watching at episode 8,the only 1s that are a match possibly better then the gundam pilots didnt even bother fighting XD
[Kero] need a new computer -_- says:
they are all too damn good to even fight, i mean what's the point
Ariana leaves teh hospital today woooo!!! says:
they just wanted to make the main characters look cool...which reminds me of the ever broken trans-am mode. "oh noes im losing...now im moving so fast i have afterimages!!!"
[Kero] need a new computer -_- says:
lol
[Kero] need a new computer -_- says:
makes for a plotline... alternate dimension gundams ;p

[Mac]

The Burger King towels made me laugh. xD They say "We know exactly where our 100% beef in every one of our burgers has come from. And by the time we've flame-grilled it, covered it with fresh lettuce, juicy tomato, crisp onion and creamy mayonnaise and popped it in a freshly toasted bun, we have a fair idea of where it's going to end up. Enjoy." Well... most people would probably lose their appetite since they reminded them of how they will need the toilet to actually fulfil the message.

~FlashD

:XD:

[Takai]

Gintama, breaking the 4th wall again XD

Shinpachi: The Land of the Samurai. That was the name of our country long ago--
Gintoki: Oi, oi. What're you doing with this episode?
Kagura: I started thinking this was a re-run.
Shinpachi: Viewers who began watching this recently say they can't understand what's going on.
Gintoki: Then just tell them to buy the original manga or DVDs from the beginning!
Kagura: That's right! It's a business opportunity.
Shinpachi: What's with the sudden bluntness?!

[Brian]

"At any rate I'll never go there again!" said Alice as she picked her way through the wood. "It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!"

[Takai]

time for silly Takai & Foxy convos >.>

Takai:
your task is to find an equally epic band for me, so that i can distract myself until the new single is out *smoke* so get to it lol

Foxy:
wow
that is one big task XD
lets say "another good band?"
like not equally epic XD
but still good!

Takai:
well, if it's good enough to make me keep listening to it lol

Foxy:
ive been into flumpool lately, they're quite new
(link)
this is one of my favourite songs
i LOVE the intro

Takai:
great music

Foxy:
(link) and this is the other song i loooooooove of them
brb i need to take a shower

Takai:
kk
i don't think i'll be able to listen to flumpool >_< i love the music, but i kinda lose interest when he starts singing O_O

Foxy:
really??
awhh
:/
:(

Takai:
yeah it's weird
when the music starts i love it. but the voice i don't like much. it's a sweet voice, but.. i dunno

Foxy:
its okay
but
i dont have any other band LMAO
I- I WASNT PREPARED FOR THIS!!

Takai:
YOU'RE SO HELPFUL LOL
it's okay. it's not like i would last without B-T for more than a day anyway, even if i really liked the other band LOL

Foxy:
im soorryyy ive been listening to seki and konitannn :"(

Takai:
are you still here? i have a question

Foxy:
yes yes
no, sorry, i'm not gay
anything else?

Takai:
LMAO
YOU'RE NOT?

Foxy:
XD
I AM NOT!

Takai:
WHAT AM I GONNA DO NAO
YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GONNA MARRY ME?! *corner* lmao

Foxy:
I CANT *hmph*

Takai:
I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH HUH T_T
anyway, my real question LOL
about the "to" particle. it's usually used like "and" or "with" right?

Foxy:
yes, it's usually used in that two ways
i cant think of another one right now
do you have a specific sentence?

Takai:
yeah hold on
Subete uragiri to shinjita
the translation said "I believed everything was a betrayal" so i got confused because i was sure "to" is mainly and/with

Foxy:
i think in that sentence
the 'to' is mainly separating the abstract noun 'uragiri' from the verb 'shinjita'
any context? do you have the previous sentence?
because lyrics are usually very tricky

Takai:
okay hold on then
Konya kuzure ochitai no sa futarikiri hai ni naru Subete uragiri to shinjita kimi sae mo ore sae mo
(translation) Tonight, I want to crumble and fall, turn to ash, just the two of us. I believed everything was a betrayal, even you, even me

Foxy:
ahh no, that 'to'
is just 'counting' things
when you want to count specific things and you know exactly how many they are
i mean: takai my mom and me went to the store
watashi wa takai to okaasan to conbini e ikimasu
i think its treating the uragiri word as something punctual
because of the "kimi sae mo ore sae mo"

Takai:
WAIT. why is there to after okaasan and none between watashi and takai? O_O

Foxy:
because watashi is the topic of the sentence
takai and okaasan are 'objects' to be counted
this is why we cant get married. you're an object to me *hmph*

Takai:
so to put it roughly it's like saying "takai also" instead of "and takai". like, to make it long, i went to the store, takai also did, and mom also did, or smth?
LMAO

Foxy:
yes, mainly, but it implies that you went with me
not that you just happened to go at the same time
i went to the store and the other people went WITH me
that's why im the topic of the sentence

Takai:
shouldn't there be some particle after subete though?

Foxy:
not necessarily
adverbs dont usually need particles, verbs do

Takai:
i see @_@
i have a long way to go. you're right we can't get married yet. LOL

[Paradox]

Do you know wherein lies the sin? It wasn't in partaking the fruit of the tree.

Do you know wherein lies the sin? It wasn't in lending an ear to the serpent's enticements.

Do you still not know wherein lies the sin? Therein lies your sin.


Frederica Bernkastel.
(found it in Higurashi - When They Cry Vol 2 - Adbucted by Demons arc)
Epicawesomeepic quote.

[The Guiltiest Gear]

everything about the Witch of Miracles is awesome,can't wait for her to get more screentime in umineko >_>

If I'm right this leads to the smart house.-Taggart
And if your wrong?-Jo
I'll unleash a neverending torrent of raw sewage upon us-Taggart,Eureka(from the episode H.O.U.S.E. rules)


from tv tropes
Macross 7 is a series about a rock and roll band that fights evil space vampires with their Transforming Mecha... and The Power of Rock and roll. No, really.
For extra super bonus points, the ''Macross 7 OVA Dynamite 7 has the rock band with guitar-controlled Transforming Mecha fight Space Whale poachers to Save the Whales.

A ridiculous amount of things in Getter Robo, particularly anything created by the Dinosaur Empire (since all their creations are by default "Dinosaur + 'x'". A T-Rex attached to a twin-barrelled giant tank being backed up by dinosaurs with guns riding on the backs of dinosaurs with missile pods attached while robot pterodactyls fly overhead? Happens all the time.

[Paradox]

I am finding it a real hardship, trying to survive on the meagre state pension.

Some good news at last: I've been offered a superb job, it's called burglary, with lucrative salary, and long holidays with pay.

I've been told not to worry if I get caught, as I will not be prosecuted, as I'm only stealing from the taxpayer.

(a letter off Ceefax)

[Nyuu]

"You're the silent Killer! Go back to the annex!" -Michael from The Office (USA) xD

[Hara Michiyo]

Have you ever done a poo so fast it dissapears up the toilet as soon as it's done?

The weird thing a member of my staff asked me at work today. Why would you ask your boss that? lol

[Brian]

"I shall set my heel upon them, and they shall be as dust."
(I might've already posted this one, sorry)

[Paradox]

Me: PEN!! *throws hairbrush at the pen*

Utter randomness, which happens to me once in a while.

[Takai]

Everybody needs something to believe in. I believe I'll have another beer.

[Mac]

"Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Weegee?
The world will never know..."

Random o_O

[iNeedzaHug]

"Rain, Rain, Go away! Come again another day!"

[Paradox]

SQUIRREL!!

(a small piece of randomness from TV somewhere)

[Silver Winchester]

Chandler: You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?

Joey: Who knows what I might say this time?
Chandler: If only there was something in your head to control the things you say!

Monica: Is there a Mrs. Stevens?
Chandler: There's a Mr. Bing!
Paul: No, Lizzie's mother passed away shortly after she was born.
All: Aww!
Paul: I get that a lot.


Paul: I said "don't see my daughter again or I'll have you fired". What you heard was "take my daughter come up to my country house and ruin my weekend with Rachel".
Ross: Please let me explain.
Paul: No, let me explain. Fired!
Ross: Fine then, have me fired. But I just want you to know... you and I are not so different. For I too am a "neat guy".
Paul: Huh?
Ross: And I too "am just a love machine".
[He hums "Love Machine" and grunts loudly. Paul looks awkwardly at Rachel and Elizabeth.]
Paul: Let me show you the guest bedroom, Ross!

[Hara Michiyo]

And you, you one-man freakshow, take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-psychologist, because if you are so stupid to confront the chief of medicine over some quasi-offensive endearment, then you've just gotta go ahead and change the captain of your brainship, because he's drunk at the wheel.

Dr. Cox in Scrubs. The last part is hilarious.

[Brian]

"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude."

[Takai]

Takai:
i sense plagiarism... MAC, PUNISHMENT FOR YOU
Mac:
NO PLAGUISM. MY FICTION IS 5 YEARS OLD.
Takai:
plaguism? lol
Mac:
I can't spell it. I failed.
-facepalm @ self.-
Takai:
Dyne's fiction existed for over 10 years, he just never posted it.
Dyne:
how can I turn the girl looking for her brother as a world conquering mental girl?
Mac:
that's why it's not plagurism O_o
Takai:
plagurism *laughs*
Dyne:
plagurism? :lol1:
Mac:
In Dragon Master, Sene is just a crazy girl hell-bent on world conquest. o_o
Mac:
I CAN'T SPELL IT. STFU

[Mac]

I think I just spoiled 750 pages worth of future work. -.-

[Silver Winchester]

Chandler: "So let me get this straight. My friends die, then we get Emma, then my wife dies, then Emma, the one tiny ray of hope left in my life gets taken away from me?!"

Phoebe: "Now there's your movie!"

[Hara Michiyo]

mouse tasted verrah gud, ty, but had a funny after-taste. Almost like plastic and burning insulation

-frank, on how a mouse tastes

[frank]

"My claim to fame!" *points at Hara's quote*

[The Guiltiest Gear]

Watch the Jeff Dunham show or I will blow you!!....up-commercial of one of the best shows on comedy central

should i flip up my skirt or take it off-kampfer,cuz gender swapped males learning to use the bathroom as a girl is hilarious:p

Xion x Roxas fanboy says:
i was thinking theres a moogle in the organization on 358/2 Days but he says his name is unimportant...so whats his name? elgoxom? moxogle? glemoxo?
~Shen Kai Yi~ Accepted into USD says:
XDDDD
Xion x Roxas fanboy says:
well every1s names are just rearranged versions of thier true names with an x,theres only so many combinations >.>
~Shen Kai Yi~ Accepted into USD says:
in the third arc of umineko there's this witch fight, but in the VN, it was longer but beatrice's response to battler's freak out
"Look look look look, don't cry, alright?? Bang bang, it's magic!! If you want, I'll crush the moon and make comets fall like rain! I can even bury the whole island in those massive-breasted nee-chans you like so much, seeeeeeeeeeeeee??"
she should have done that in the beginning. then battler would have been her slave
and she could totally do it. Rosa and Maria are killed repeatedly, some instances being drowning in jello, being revived, and being crushed to death by a giant cake. I'm not making this up

gotta love umineko and its unusual death scenes XDD

exert from her journal lol
Yes, my car was broken into. And by broken into, I mean they opened the door. I usually lock it, I just forgot. My own fault.
I call my mom down so she knows, and while she sees this, I make another discovery. The box we had the old disc drive (for my mom's pc) in was gone. Let me reiterate. They took a broken cd drive. It didn't work at all. They didn't take anything that would have been a pain, like our insurance information or anything.

stolen items-
radio facepate.
very broken cd drive

Value- MAYBE 15 bucks if they sell it as materials. In other words- FAIL.

I mean seriously. I'm not even mad. I find this hilarious. I mean, we had left the drive in there, as I didn't know what to do with it. I didn't know how to properly dispose of it, but they took that problem off my hands. I mean, it's my own fault for not locking it and leaving garbage in view.

[Mac]

Kaku: Our boss wants to speak to you.
Franky: uh? your boss?
<Kaku holds a Denden Mushi out>
Phone: Ow! Hot, hot, hot! damn stupid coffee! damn it!
<sound of breaking china. the Denden Mushi actually mouths the sound>

:lol1: One Piece has the greatest anime comedy moment. A phone bug mouthing the sound of a cup smashing... with the most awesome vacant stare on its face. XD


I am so totally going to rip it and put it on Youtube.

[Paradox]

Lisa: I'm sorry. That data is SuPer-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected.
Maya: SuPer-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected!? What!? This is madness!!
Phoenix: No, Maya. That is SPARDA.

Phoenix Wright - Trials and Tribulations, 3rd case 'Recipe for turnabout'

Made me giggle like crazy.

[iNeedzaHug]

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."

[Brian]

from a conversation I had this morning:
"Your face!"
"Your mom!"
"Your mom's face!"
"Your mom's butt!"
"Your mom's... butt's... face!"
"?!!!"

[iNeedzaHug]

xDDD

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

[Mac]

from a conversation I had this morning:
"Your face!"
"Your mom!"
"Your mom's face!"
"Your mom's butt!"
"Your mom's... butt's... face!"
"?!!!"
Haha. "Your mom" retorts are awesome. it's always fun to be the one who gets the one you can't comeback from. :P

ontopic:

Mac: zomg Eris is in chat?
Mac: What blaphemy is this?!
Kaitou Ace: lol
Eris: I've concluded we're in the twilight zone
Flah Blah: Delicious blasphemy.
Kaitou Ace: that has been said by a few people today, almost verbatim
Mac: It's almost as blasphemous as Mavericker being mature on the forums!
Mac: :x
Flah Blah: Or Mac posting on the forums.
Mac: Do not want.
teed: haha.
Flah Blah: That was perfect.

A discussion on another forum. lol.

[iNeedzaHug]

"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

[Brian]

"OOOooohh, ya long-eared crazy galoot!"

- Yosemite Sam

[Mac]

#70: Don't use Windows Vista. (this one should automatically apply.)

From a list of 70 features and things to do with Windows 7. :lol1:

[Hara Michiyo]

from a conversation I had this morning:
"Your face!"
"Your mom!"
"Your mom's face!"
"Your mom's butt!"
"Your mom's... butt's... face!"
"?!!!"

Only Brian could have a conversation like this.

[Brian]

at the department store:
"Do you need help, sir?"
(nodding) "That's what I've been told..."

[Takai]

"I'm not weak, i'm just kind..."

[frank]

Hey there! :grin: Today 10:57 PM


hello, no one


(from the shoutbox, Asuka answering my my greeting.) :lol1:

[Mac]

Legit: Klakz wants me to date him.
Legit: That's wrong
teed: 5 more years.
Mac: pizza taco!
Legit: 5 more years for what?
Klakz: Until you're fair game
Klakz smirks.
teed: till you two can officially date!
Darkandiel: XD
Legit: ...You guys wish
Klakz: Or if you want to speed things up, come to England. It'll only be 3 years
teed: haha.
Klakz: I'm cool with both though. I respect you!
Darkandiel: lawl
Mac: o_O
Mac: Klakz.
Mac: Who ARE you?
Mac: //7
Darkandiel: a perv?
Darkandiel: XD
Klakz: The Todd

Best epic Scrubs reference ever.

[The Guiltiest Gear]

~Shen Kai Yi~ "Parking for customers ONLY. No parking for others, go to HELL park there" says:
dammit my mind changed the meaning of "into". I think you would have liked that one better though.

AkuRokuShi <3 says:
LOL why not,they've been going on dates constantly eating thier icecreamz all game

~Shen Kai Yi~ "Parking for customers ONLY. No parking for others, go to HELL park there" says:
DAMMIT
my mind made another icecream threesome agh
we know the icecream would top all of them though

AkuRokuShi <3 says:
XDDD

~Shen Kai Yi~ "Parking for customers ONLY. No parking for others, go to HELL park there" says:
you know it's true

AkuRokuShi <3 says:
you just want to try out an orgy with icecream yourself*smacked*

~Shen Kai Yi~ "Parking for customers ONLY. No parking for others, go to HELL park there" says:
duh. that's every girls dream.

~Shen Kai Yi~ "Parking for customers ONLY. No parking for others, go to HELL park there" says:
I think I'm going to bed

AkuRokuShi <3 says:
gonna dream bout icecreamz?

~Shen Kai Yi~ "Parking for customers ONLY. No parking for others, go to HELL park there" says:
XD maybe
I'm sure you'll dream about turning into a girl and then into a robot

i'd post her Xion and Namine' have threesome with icecream fanfic but i might break one of mac's edicts :lol1:

[Brian]

"We've got enough youth. What we need is a fountain of smart."

[Mac]

TV Presenter: So, this is Kevin. He's 20, and a student.
Kevin: Hi.
TV Presenter: So, Kevin, I've been told that you're interested in politics?
Kevin: That's right. I'm studying and hoping that some day I can... well, I'm hoping to get into politics.
TV Presenter: Do you think that you need a good brain for politics?
Kevin: ........ no comment.

From what I remember of a TV show I watched Wednesday, called "Britain's Best Brain." I LOL'd so hard at the above.

[Brian]

"Carol, that was my favorite arm!"

- monster in Where The Wild Things Are, after Carol rips it off

[Takai]

in Java class today

teacher: if the code isn't working properly, i do what some of you may do.
student: cry?
teacher: NO.

:lol1:

[Mac]

Mac (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=586): o___________________________O
Brian (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=6195): oh and the flashing lights and all that too
Brian (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=6195): aaOOOGAAA! aaOOOOOGAAA! aaaOOOOOGa!
Brian (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=6195): *turns on the shoutbox emergency alarms*
Dark Shadow (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=297): I am busy stalking right now. Please do not distract moi!





lmao.

[Takai]

- how far is it from here?
- 3km
- and if i walk?
- 3km
- and with speed walking?
- 3km
- oh really?
- yes

lol the protagonist of My Boss My Hero is such an impossible idiot, but i love him XD

[The Guiltiest Gear]

LOL

I text allegiance to the flag of the United States Of American Apparel and to the facebook for which it friends, one nation, OMG, indivizzibizzle, with Liberty and Jonas for all.

The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun!

I believe all God's creatures have a soul... except bears--bears are godless killing machines!

Giving a fly glasses is like giving a bear nunchucks

And in Mozambique, the AK-47 is actually on their flag. Clearly, their Betsy Ross was one bad mother f@#ker -by the awesomeness that is Stephen Colbert

~Shen Kai Yi~ "Beatrice is a stylish name, so write it in cursive! You're making the quill and your name cry!" says:
o.o
http://geekner.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/a6/a6c4b2bbda4fe4ba46eeb32ae23c02dc84b41614.png
The Computer That Never Was says:
he says uryuu? lol
~Shen Kai Yi~ "Beatrice is a stylish name, so write it in cursive! You're making the quill and your name cry!" says:
yuo
The Computer That Never Was says:
they should make an ova on just these two

uu uu!!
uryu uryu!!
~Shen Kai Yi~ "Beatrice is a stylish name, so write it in cursive! You're making the quill and your name cry!" says:
XDDDDDDDDDd
most annoying ova ever XD

Teacher:So I want you to also use vivid and colorful language in your presentations.
Tim:I'm putting Goddamned Powerpoint Presentation on mine
Teacher:That's not what I meant!

[Takai]

Mac's pwnage in the shoutbox :lol1:

Mac: I was trying to be funny about the whole admin complex thing x.x
Mac: Besides, what would Dyne do with it? xD
Dyne: not to worry. I already have too many complexes to be worried about another one.
Mac: yes, but mine is....... British. o_o
Mac: It's a very powerful force. It makes you want to queue and argue about the weather. >_>
Takai: pfft British. Dyne has Russia on his side >_>
Mac: ......drat.
Mac: YOU WIN THIS BATTLE BUT YOU HAVEN'T WON THE WAR!
-follows GG in the same cliche tactical retreat as what happened earlier in the day.-
>_>
<_<

[Mac]

:/

Princess Zelda: my friend's fb thing: Today, I was teaching my first-grade Sunday School class. I was explaining how angels are depicted with both male and female characteristics because the Church considerers them genderless.
Princess Zelda: A boy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked "Does that mean Lady Gaga is an angel?" I have never been so confident of our future leaders.
Princess Zelda: hahahaha


(from a chatroom I go in. lol)

[Takai]

oh God.. my crazy slightly (okay more than slightly) perverted friend XD
i don't think this went beyond PG-13, no details or anything >.>

T (me): Can you tell that i love that picture >_> lol
M (friend): im not like crazy fan of atsushi, but even though i like this pic. i can imagine you're probably melting.
T: i'll tell you a secret.
M: nani? o.o
T: i freakin' love Atsushi's profile pictures so much!!!!! >< LOL
M: *gun hit* freakin' tell me something i dont already know!!! XD
M: you love all his stuff! about that:
Atsushi: what you want for your Bday, Takai?!
Takai: can i have that broken mike stand from the Mona Lisa concert?? *_*
Atsushi: ... *sigh*
((the mike stand was shaped like a woman's body, and he broke it in 2 after hitting the stage with it repeatedly.. they put it back together but it looked all crooked))
T: LOL. i don't want it O_o that thing is disturbing. did you see what it was shaped as?! XD i don't want a stand that's shaped like a woman's body! XD
M: LOL okk i'll tell him to give you one shaped like his own body! happy??
T: eh i'm not into that kind of thing >_> i mean what would i do with an Atsushi-shaped stand, you sicko? XD
M: LMAO! don't use it, just IMAGINE stuff! XDDD
T: i can imagine stuff with a photograph just fine
T: i mean not that i do
T: i do not!!!
M: O.o
M: O____O
M: u said it~
T: i do not imagine anything!!!!
M: TAKAI SAID IT~ XD
T: i said i can! i didn't say i do!
M: lmao
T: it's possible, but i do not!!! STFU! LOL
M: it's official... welcome to the perv club~
T: stfu!!
M: lmaooo
T: my point was: if i wanted to imagine anything with Atsushi, i wouldn't need a stand shaped like him LOL
M: yea yea i totally bought what u said XD
T: >.<
T: i'll take a different defense approach then: SO WHAT? it's natural, it doesn't even mean anything!
M: XD lmaooo ooo god i'll faint from laugh~
T: fantasizing doesn't necessarily mean wanting it. it's all in the mind, shouldn't be taken seriously. i mean it's a little difficult to avoid, considering his behavior on stage and his lyrics, so you know? even non-perv person can't force themselves to think or not think about certain things.
M: ...
M: ok, so let me know when u want your perv club membership card delivered. LMAO
T: >.< so everyone who gets turned on by the opposite gender is pretty much a pervert in your book? >_>
M: ok okkkk STOP TAKAI or i'll die from laugh!!

[The Guiltiest Gear]

Roflmao!!

i hate that i can spend an hour discussing something as stupid as emo yogurt..

i know i don't consider threesome a solution to love triangle >_>'

[Takai]

i wonder why this oatmeal tastes so good
I wonder if it tastes that good o.o
i wonder why Mac has to question it xD
I wonder because I want to taste it myself. o.o
i wonder how you plan to do that
I wonder why Takai doesn't think he'll lick himself cat-style
i wonder what licking himself has to do with anything if he wants to try my oatmeal? 0.o
I wonder if Takai is aware I read his post as "I want to taste myself" >.> <.<
i wonder if GG realizes i just laughed out loud XDDDDDD i bet Dyne would love to misquote Mac on that one :lol1:

[frank]

About a bill:

"send it to the rain, and the dust'll settle it."

-a friend-

[Hara Michiyo]

I wish Dyne was here, I have loads of Spanish insults.
Dyne is mexican. O_o
what language do they speak in mexico mac?
lol Mac got pwned
I thought mexicans spoke mexican?
I love macs little blonde moments
:@

[frank]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hara Michiyo
I wish Dyne was here, I have loads of Spanish insults.

Quote:
Originally Posted by mac
Dyne is mexican. O_o

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hara Michiyo
what language do they speak in mexico mac?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Takai
lol Mac got pwned

Quote:
Originally Posted by mac
I thought mexicans spoke mexican?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hara Michiyo
I love macs little blonde moments

Quote:
Originally Posted by mac
:@

Indeed!!
:muahaha

[Brian]

From Retief: Diplomat At Arms by Keith Laumer
"Left my best carvin' knife jammed up 'tween Marbles' ribs," the chef said. "Comes o' doing things in a hurry."

[frank]

"You've come a long way, pilgrim."

"Feels like far."

the griz hunter & jeremiah

[Hara Michiyo]

Someone doing the SocialInterview questions on Facebook for my cousin's girlfriend:

"If Jo Wright was a Disney character, who would he/she be?"
'the black guy from scrubs, turk''

[Brian]

Friend: Your brain is a scary place.
Me: Tell me about it. I live there.

[Mac]

Mac: roar.
FlashD: meaw O_o
teed: bad kitty.
Mac: meaw?
Mac: what's that? a redneck cat?

^ lol.

[Hara Michiyo]

From 8 out of 10 cats

Sean: Squirrels are sort of like a tyranasaurus rex, all, like, grrr (demonstrates a grr with short looking squirrel arms)

[Takai]

"The cool thing about being ignored is that they're that much easier to stab in the face. You stab them, and they're like, 'When did you get there?' and you'll say 'I've always been here, stabbing you in the face. You're just feeling it now.'"

[Mac]

"I know how to be gay."

A friend of mine said that. The term i used to describe the actions of playing Smash in a manner that annoys people, but makes them perform well. Me and another friend decided to take it another way. xDD

[The Guiltiest Gear]

LOL

So I hear you have a job in America-Graham Norton
It's a pilot,about a lawyer who's the best of his feild but has panic attacks in court so he has to teach his clients to defend themselves-David Tennant
....Right-Graham Norton

I can deal with a parasite that lives on a fish tongue,or eats a fish tongue,but eats a fish tongue so it can become a fish tongue? That's the craziest f****** s*** iv ever heard.-Stephen Colbert


8 inches of snow and counting O.O says:
only my railgun is a bad music choice for super awesome ownage time lol
~Shen Kai Yi~ "I have only one wish. I want you to remember me." ;_; says:
XD
8 inches of snow and counting O.O says:
Catch it! If its your wish dont leave behind your shining personality
I believe in the vow you made that day
Even the tears glittering in your eyes will become my strength
Only my Railgun can shoot it!
My power will radiate these distant feelings<yes,lets use a lesbian love song to make electrifrying a fetus cool*smacked*
~Shen Kai Yi~ "I have only one wish. I want you to remember me." ;_; says:
XDDDDDD

[Hara Michiyo]

evilmarshy on the Japanese forum
(you will only understand this joke if you know some japanese)

evilmarshy: do you have any pets? reply: HOUSE!

[Hara Michiyo]

My friend Craig last night:

"who is this guy Jay-zed? Is that what P Diddy is calling himself now?"

[Paradox]

Me and a friend the other night:
Friend: But, if there's an argument between admins and mods, who would win? Seriously?
Me: Hitler.

Reference to something called 'Godwin's Rule' on forums, where if you ever mention Hitler, Nazis, or the war, in reference to someone's posts or actions, the thread is immediately closed.

[Mac]

o.O

Most stupid thing I did today was trip over a little kid. (there were hundreds of 'em, all leaving school. Honestly, Star Fox should do their training outside a school at hometime. Asteroid fields? Pah. They'd be nothing in comparison)

That made me lulz.

[frank]

How can you be found, when you're not lost? Me.

[Brian]

"Sometimes you have to go vertical."

[The Guiltiest Gear]

When Beatrice waved her pipe,Heaven and Earth turned over,just for Lucifer....So as a horribly natural result,she "fell" onto the cieling.The cieling doesn't seem that high to people on the floor....However people who fall on it,upside down and head first don't feel the same way....-Umineko no Naku Koro ni Volume 3,Banquet of the Golden Witch

"Interestingly enough, some of the developers have stated that Chrono Cross was actually not a sequel. It "takes where Chrono Trigger left off and continues, but it is not a sequel"." We typically call that a "Sequel" dumbass
dumbass referring to the developers in this case

*facepalms*

[frank]

that's a quote?? -me-

[Jericho]

"WUT AH YA TALKIN ABOUT"
-Bobby Hill, King of the Hill

[Brian]

"Some folks calls it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade."

[frank]

At what point does reality start becoming fantasy? -me-

[Takai]

- Hug?
- NO HUG.

Yugioh abridged xD

[Mac]

Me: Oh my God... I want to sing "London Underground", man.
Andy: What?
Me: London Underground.....! they're all greedy, useless, f-
Dooan: No man, don't. You think that they haven't heard enough of it already?
Me: I know... I just want to sing it. -laugh-
Dooan: Yeah, but just think... they get it every day. they probably don't even care any more.
Me: ...
Both of us: LONDON UNDERGROUND...!

:lol1:

[Jericho]

"You've gone wrong in your mind tank."
-Vince Noir, the Mighty Boosh.

[The Guiltiest Gear]

(It was a beautiful night and everyone was having bonfires. A group of teenage girls walk in.)
Girl: “Hi, do you guys have any marshmallows?”
Me: *looks around* “Sorry, looks like we’re all out.”
Girl: “But what if you REALLY need them?”
(I turned towards my coworker.)
Me: “My God…”
Coworker: “It’s time. Get out your key.”
(We then started pretending that we had a top-secret marshmallow stash behind the counter.)
Me: “Do you think the retina scan is going to work with my contacts in?”
(The girl finally realized that we were blatantly making fun of her and quickly left with her friends. The secret stash became an instant classic at our gas-station.)

^from notalwaysright.com :lol1:

[Paradox]

"Here listen to this... ♫Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...♫ *giggles* "

Oh noes, I got RickRoll'd

lol

Kharmy, quoting on my avatar. Made me lol so bad.

[Takai]

facebook

my status: went on a quest to search for light with Zimmie earlier today. (also known as going to convenience store for lightbulbs)
Chad: Badass.
me: Totally. And Zimmie wore her protective goggles in case the light decided to attack us. (But it ended peacefully)
Zimmie: We ended up getting 2,000 exp at the deli, and some honey roasted turkey as well. I also accidentally dropped the light and had to wait for a respawn.
me: There was also some tempting loot that said "grab and go". But we decided not to risk -- you never know when someone will activate Revenge on you.

:lol1:

[The Guiltiest Gear]

lol

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut...I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".

I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.”

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for ME

My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the f***’s really going on down there? Who is the real hero?

My manager saw me drinking backstage and he said "Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch." I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk. Liquor severely f**ks up the way I walk. It ain't like a crutch, it's like a step I didn't see

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
^the greatness that is Mitch Hedberg

[frank]

I was going to post a quote, but after GG's insanity, my mind turned to Asuka for safe haven. lol

edit

which is not exactly a quote, but if you like, I'll go back and c/p GG's post. LOL

[Takai]

Takai: sounds like something Dyne would say to his test subjects
Asuka: Please remain calm...I may be mad, but I am a professional.

[The Guiltiest Gear]

lol

how are the japanese pple suppose to put it in english if they have japanese keyboards dumb ass

[Takai]

lol

how are the japanese pple suppose to put it in english if they have japanese keyboards dumb ass
All other countries have 2 sets of letters on their keyboards >_> i have both russian and english letters on mine.

"Ah I'm in the restroom"
^ orly, B-T? XD

[Mac]

»Amber«: i have a new costume ^-^
»Amber«: 14 feb is valentine right?
TheDestroyer: yeah
TheDestroyer: it is
»Amber«: hehe, imma wear my anger costume
»Amber«: angel*
»Amber«: ANGER costume :stre:
»Amber«: XD

[Brian]

"Meeaaahhh..."
the Maitre d'Salle, upon witnessing a particularly inept display of swordsmanship

[Jericho]

"Never met a wise man, if so its a woman."
-Nirvana, "Territorial Pissings"

[The Guiltiest Gear]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/126095/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-the-blogs-must-be-crazy <because im too lazy to type it out lol

Teacher:What kind of lingerie does a mermaid wear?...Algaebra
*class laughs*
Teacher goes back to teaching
Jo:Algaebra?....OH,I GET IT NOW!
Teacher starts banging his head on the blackboard.
Teacher:So what kind of property does this part of the circuit have?
Jo:Negative
Teacher:NO!!!,I am going to beat this concept into your head if I have to strangle you,it's INVERTING damnit.

Gotta love Mr. Browder's sense of humor :lol1:

Dark Shadow (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=297): ... melonade_ ... I totally read that as molenade...
Dark Shadow (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=297): I still forbide you to get ner them
Dark Shadow (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=297): ... ... the dod?
The Guiltiest Gear (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=982): and its lemonade but with melons instead
Dark Shadow (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=297): ... watermelon? ... are ya sure bout tha?
Dark Shadow (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=297): ... you sure it is watermelon?
The Guiltiest Gear (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=982): LOL
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): you were close
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): ah, watermelon? lol
Dark Shadow (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=297): on otehs news. I-m gon' ta take a shower/
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): no idea what that is
Dark Shadow (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=297): I shall go with taht one.
Dark Shadow (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=297): ...
Dark Shadow (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=297): aquatic melon!
Dark Shadow (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=297): wtd?! I forgot the name in enlgihs! ... ummm... green thing outside... white and red inside with-s lot's of ... seeds.
Dark Shadow (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=297): gg is forbid to approachs moles, melons and ... sandias.
Dark Shadow (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=297): ... ands so. all the moles have been alertesds!
Takai (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=548): lemonade in GGese i guess?
Dark Shadow (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=297): what-s molednaede anyways_
Dark Shadow (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=297): :lol1:
Dark Shadow (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=297): ... molenade? GG ... you need a change in your diets

[Mac]

rofl

SOS Wolley: You guys really put me in a bad mood ;.;
Raven Kyuuketsuki: Even me?
SOS Wolley: Of course not
SOS Wolley: >>;
Raven Kyuuketsuki: <.< Oh.
SOS Wolley: try harder?
Mac: Woot.
Mac: Rob Zombie.
SOS Wolley: ...
Raven Kyuuketsuki: I shall!
Raven Kyuuketsuki: *Fired firey arrows at Wolley.*
SOS Wolley: *evade*
SOS Wolley: *lvl 28 magic attack @ Tim*
SOS Wolley: *success*
SOS Wolley: ._.;
Raven Kyuuketsuki: o_O;;
Mac: Action marks are fail.
Mac: I realised this about a week ago.
Mac: =-=
Raven Kyuuketsuki: And that does.... What exactly?
SOS Wolley: It attacks you with magic duh
Kurokaminari: WOLLZ
SOS Wolley: use your imaginate
Kurokaminari: HI!
SOS Wolley: imagination even
Mac: use your imaginate....lol
Raven Kyuuketsuki: <.< ....
SOS Wolley: Hey!
SOS Wolley: rofl Macness sthu


This just cracked me up. No idea why.

[Paradox]

from Ace Attorney Miles Edgeworth Investigations...

Passenger: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! In Soviet Russia, World Flags Lunchboxes eat j00!

followed by...

Passenger: Urrr... Nnnn... F... (>_<; )

also...

Passenger: Ooh! I feel a wave of CR34T1V3 P0W3RZ coming ON! It's over 9000! LULZ!

[frank]

"Tolerance and an attempt to understand seem, to me, to be by far the only civilized, rational, and intelligent option." me. from my blog, if you want to find it.

[Mac]

"I am Sonic; insert girder."

Very, very random quote indeed. o_o

[Brian]

Les Nesman, from the show WKRP In Cincinatti, after the PR disaster in which live turkeys were tossed from a helicopter: "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

[frank]

sitting on the fence can result in a nasty enmergency room visit. me

[The Guiltiest Gear]

Maybe you shouldn't have so many tabs open then... that is, if it relates to the matter
Yes, the number of tabs is the problem. Maybe it would be able to tolerate more if I had a 64-bit version...
If you want tabbing hell go to tvtropes... I had over 200 tabs open across 4 windows at one point.
I've vowed to never return to tvtropes. It doesn't let anyone leave.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeroicVow
Everything I do has a trope!?- from a random imageboard i was browsing XD

If you are trapped with no hope of being found, amuse yourself in your final moments with shadow puppets.
If your intended destination is suddenly vaporized, consider pulling over and watching the cool light show.
If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud. <thank Takai lol

"Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu!" -The Internet (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MemeticMutation) on Rozen Maiden <from tv tropes lol

I had a dream last night,in it I had this awesome car with surrround sound and everything.I was driving up the ramp to a parking deck,and then the ground dissappeared.....and that's when I woke up-Andrew
In my dream I was protected by two T-Rex's and lived in a hanger,I think there were gundams but I'm not too sure.-me
The hell?Are you sure you don't drink?-Andrew
from Ace Attorney Miles Edgeworth Investigations...

Passenger: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! In Soviet Russia, World Flags Lunchboxes eat j00!

followed by...

Passenger: Urrr... Nnnn... F... (>_<; )

also...

Passenger: Ooh! I feel a wave of CR34T1V3 P0W3RZ coming ON! It's over 9000! LULZ!
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[frank]

Suffer ye not the children....Christ

[Brian]

"Look, a sunken ship!" - one of the characters in Black Lagoon, pointing to ship that's almost completely out of the water. One of the dumbest things ever said in an anime.

[Takai]

student: can we work with a partner on this project?
teacher: *hesitantly* yesss.. but you'll both have to do separate research and each submit a project.
student: so in other words - no?
teacher: ... right.

XD

[Jericho]

"Old age is a case of mind over matter. I don't mind, so it don't matter." -Mark Twain

[frank]

"Curiouser and Curiouser" Jericho. lol

[Mac]

"YOU MODZ R SO MEAN N WRONG AND JUST ARE POWER HUNGRY AND HATEZ ALL US NORMAL MEMBERSZZZ" roll dodge roll dodge roll dodge roll dodge roll dodge roll dodge roll dodge

An admin on another forum.
xD

[Brian]

"By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!"

Galaxy Quest was such a great movie.

[frank]

"A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou beside me in the wildrness...." Omar

[The Guiltiest Gear]

So the next time you piss off your kitty and it hisses at you, it's not just showing its disapproval. It's pretending to be something that can kill you.

However, as any spinster will tell you, a cat's affection is obvious when its purring and rubbing its face and body against your leg. It's like the animal is giving you a little kitty hug the only way it knows how!
The problem with that, though, is when cats rub up against their owners, it has nothing to do with affection at all, but instead is kitty's way of claiming you as property



A non-Newtonian liquid, in practical terms, is a liquid that turns solid when sufficient stress is applied. Like, say, the impact of feet.

Our friends in the military want to use them for body armor. The idea is that the fluids will allow fabrics to be soft and supple, but harden on the impact of a bullet. It would be like wearing a Jell-O sweater that doubles as a bulletproof vest.



What happens is that when a magnetic field is applied to the fluid, the particles of iron compound inside align to it. Once that happens, the fluid becomes a fluid-solid. That's right, ferrofluids are first generation T-1000s, only metallic black and thus 10 times as badass.

from cracked.com lol

[Jericho]

Total Slaughter,
Total Slaughter.
I won't leave a single man alive.

La de da de dai,
Genocide.
La de da de duh,
An ocean of blood.

Let's begin the killing time.
-Vash the Stampede

[frank]

I remember that!! LOL

[Jericho]

Pour me all your sorrows
And I'll drink till you are dry
I'll love you in the mornin'
Christ, I'll love ya till you die
-The Likes of You-Flogging Molly

Great band.

[Mac]

"I HAVE CHORTLES!" - Fawful

One of the most epic villains in mario gaming history. He's up there with Count Bleck. Everything he says is amazing. xD

[Brian]

From the movie Buckaroo Banzai, Rawhide's comment when John Endor threatens to initiate a nuclear war if they can't stop John Worfin:
"If you fail, we will be forced to help you destroy yourselves!"
"I tell you, if it ain't one thing, it's another."

[iNeedzaHug]

"Blah Blah! Eat Coco's Bloaties!" -CocoFang (from Invader Zim)

[The Guiltiest Gear]

Why is it that ecchi clubs have by far the highest member count, yet everyone rates ecchi shows so poorly? Either admit to being a pervert or stop acting like one.

Those Americandy people are so scary!

~Shen Kai Yi~ "Done! From now on, this pokemon shall be known as Pimp!" says:
so my mom thought I was drunk yesterday
I guess I had a weird reaction to some pill. I was tripping (as in literally tripping and falling) and wanted cuddles and then couldn't fall asleep

Shen Kai Yi~ "Done! From now on, this pokemon shall be known as Pimp!" says:
so my school is trying to raise awareness of homelessness. ( I don't think anyone is unaware but whatever). So they're gonna have their student council sleep in the park next wednesday. And anyone can join them if they pay 25 dollars and bring a cardboard box or some ****. Yes, the I get the money is going to charity and you need to raise it somehow, but you are paying money to be homeless.

[iNeedzaHug]

"Women. Half the population, all the brains!"

[Mac]

Gjallarhorn: Hancock was approximately awful.
tteed: hancock was a good movie, chris.
Gjallarhorn: Speaking of films, anyone else see that the guy who wrote the screenplay for, and directed Battlefield Earth made a public apology?
SOS*Six*Stringed*Solitude: lol a drunken black man who is a bum who turns out to be a hero, but he is totally emo
SOS*Six*Stringed*Solitude: retarded @ teed
Kaitou*Ace: the will smith movie?
BurntHouse: An apology for what?
SOS*Six*Stringed*Solitude: Yes
Kaitou*Ace: never saw that one O_o;
tteed: yes, ace.
Kaitou*Ace: and i read that apology
BurntHouse: lol?
Gjallarhorn: http://www.popeater.com/2010/03/28/jd-shapiro-battlefield-earth-screenwriter-apology/
SOS*Six*Stringed*Solitude: lmaaaooo -read.-
Gjallarhorn: Put a smile on my frown.
BurntHouse: Thought that said "poopeater" for a second there
Kaitou*Ace: he got a razzie award I think for it
Gjallarhorn: Yep.
Gjallarhorn: Worst Film of the Decade.
Dante: Jeez it was that bad?
Dante: Lmao.
Gjallarhorn: It wasn't just that bad.
Gjallarhorn: It was worse.
Dante: o.o
Dante: I'm tempted to watch.
Darth*Ewok: .Way worse.
Kaitou*Ace: true, there was a lot of effort put into it
BurntHouse: Sandra Bullock, I think she's the only actress to get a "razzie" for worst actress... then an Oscar for Best Actress. In the same year
Gjallarhorn: The director himself said:
Gjallarhorn: "It wasn't as I intended -- promise. No one sets out to make a train wreck. Actually, comparing it to a train wreck isn't really fair to train wrecks, because people actually want to watch those."
BurntHouse: lol
Mac: loool

[Takai]

from Fuu's conversation with Asuka XDDD

Fuu: i'm from argentina
Asuka: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Fuu: Why do you have a concern on the country i live?
Asuka: Mac gave it to me.

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[Mac]

a conversation in a chatroom I'm in ... literally just now.

Aerith*Gast: only 2600 more steps..
Assud: Til?
Aerith*Gast: i can get pikachu flying
Hershey: They need now a "Walk your Pokemon for Fitness!" thing...
konkikushuro: REIKO-san WHERE THE HELL have you benn
Hershey: >>
konkikushuro: *been
Assud: ...?
Reiko*Kurama: im still reading Naruto
Assud: pikachu can fly?!
Aerith*Gast: my right arm's muscles are gonna be awesome when i get my pikachu
Reiko*Kurama: so shhhhhh
konkikushuro: oh
Aerith*Gast: 2500....
Hershey: What are you doing? Shaking it?
Hershey: XD
Aerith*Gast: yeah
Hershey: Lol.
Assud: uhuhuh
konkikushuro: cheater!
Aerith*Gast: i was waiting for my friend to pick me up this morning
Hershey: Switch arms. Get a work out. XD
Assud: hey bevis, she said 'stroke it.'
Aerith*Gast: and i was walking up and down my block
Aerith*Gast: and he was like "what the hell are you doing" "walking my pokemon!"
Hershey: Lol.
Aerith*Gast: "just stick the damn thing on an oscalating fan like everyone else!"
Aerith*Gast: "but this is faster!!!"
Hershey: I can't wait till I get mine.
konkikushuro: true trainers go work out good job
Aerith*Gast: shut up konk
konkikushuro smiles like lee off naruto
Aerith*Gast: yay i found more watts
Hershey: Narutard sucks.
Hershey: :x
konkikushuro: my heart is invincable
Aerith*Gast: lol i remember when everyone had naruto names
konkikushuro: *invinceble
Aerith*Gast: and i'd chill on narutard
konkikushuro: whatever
Aerith*Gast: 2400....
Hershey: I can't respect a ninja who wore bright orange. Just can't do it.
konkikushuro: how about red or purple
Hershey: Depends on how much and how bright.
konkikushuro: like two certain kunoichis
Aerith*Gast: ninjas should wear black.
konkikushuro: not all shinobi
konkikushuro: some should wear dark green
Aerith*Gast: no
Aerith*Gast: they all should wear black
SerenityFaye: ^
Hershey: They ARE meant to be stealthy after all. That's the whole meaning of ninja basically.
Aerith*Gast: it's traditional
Aerith*Gast: what are they going to a rave?
Aerith*Gast: "hey guys check my neon pink outfit out"
Ranshiin: lool
Hershey: Lol.
Aerith*Gast: *twirls glowsticks*
Aerith*Gast: YEAH!
konkikushuro: lol XD