Quote of the moment

[Brian]

"You leave me no choice but to fling this potato salad at your head."

from a Dilbert cartoon.

[The Guiltiest Gear]

One can choose the sword of truth, but the other can choose the AK-47 of bullsh*t-Stephen Colbert

Rakan's for the Hell of it Right Hand Punch!!
Secret Technique, Art of Soundless Skirt-Flipping & Stripping!!!
Secret Blade,Surfing Rakan!
Demon-cleaving sword second slash! Today's my First Kiss with Ojou-sama Anniversary Special!!-Jack Rakan,The Hero of a Thousand Faces(negima) :lol1:


Things will not calm down Daniel jackson. They will in fact, calm up.-Teal'c-Stargate SG-1

Don't you think Kia's a bit obsessed with the color yellow?-me
Why do you say that?-mom
Well she's got a yellow car,dyed her hair yellow,has as much Tweetie Bird merchandise as a car can hold,and had a yellow dress on. I didn't even know she wore dresses!!-me
Good point-mom

[Mac]

"Oh look, it's the Dalek's GT model!"

My dad, commenting on last nights' episode of Doctor Who. I lol'd.

[frank]

Actor: "No problem, the bio filter was on."
Admin: "I turned it off."
Actor: "Why"?! :O
Admin: "Cost too much and we never needed it."

(excerpted from "The Butterfly Effect." I think.)

[Paradox]

"You look like a moderately powerful Pokemon."

Frankie Boyle, talking about someone in the audience with awesome spikey hair.

[Mac]

LOL.

Gjallarhorn: I'm craving the power of rock n' roll!
Gjallarhorn: щ(°Д°щ)
SerenityFaye: lol
RaShayRitto: the power to increase heart rates?
Mass*Effect has left the room.
Ranshiin: the power to FIGHT?!
Gjallarhorn: The power to shatter minds.
RaShayRitto: btw xero i've never heard you play
Gjallarhorn: The power of flight. That do anything for you?
RaShayRitto: =(
Gjallarhorn: How about the power to kill a yak?
Gjallarhorn: From 200 yards?
Ranshiin: lol
Gjallarhorn: With mind bullets!
Gjallarhorn: How about the power..
Gjallarhorn: To move you...
SerenityFaye: oh man I had this really vivid dream last night where a truck shoved my car into a concrete wall and I woke up having a panic attack o__o'
Ranshiin: dude, Xero. xD
RaShayRitto: wow faye
RaShayRitto: that sounds fun
Ranshiin: AMV hell ftw.
SerenityFaye: lol
Gjallarhorn: No,
Gjallarhorn: Tenacious D for the win.
Gjallarhorn: Also, I suck, Shay.
Ranshiin: ....I am not Chris.
RaShayRitto: i'm sure you dont =)
Gjallarhorn: Mac.
Gjallarhorn: Sorry.
SerenityFaye: rofl
Ranshiin: loooool
Gjallarhorn: The colors confuse me still.
RaShayRitto: LOL poor mac
RaShayRitto: xD
Ranshiin: Yeah, I tend to use green on my desktop.
Ranshiin: Easier to read, but I keep forgetting to switch it -_-
Gjallarhorn: This, Mac. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHY5L47tcHk
RaShayRitto: i had to use cleartype specifically because af chat text was SUPER razor crisp on win7. it made my eyes bleed
Ranshiin: I think they used that on AMV Hell, for an Akira sketch.
Shikamaru: 01100010011001010110010101110000
Gir: Yaay, we're doomed!!!
Ranshiin: >_>
Reiko*Kurama entered the room.
Reiko*Kurama: back
Gjallarhorn: Yep.
Ranshiin: I want the pick of destiny D:
RaShayRitto: it looks hard to use
RaShayRitto: no flex at all >_>
RaShayRitto: and a weird shape
Ranshiin: but it's the pick.
Ranshiin: of DESTINY.
RaShayRitto: http://accessories.musiciansfriend.com/product/Clayton-Movie-Replica-Pick-of-Destiny-?sku=110008
RaShayRitto: see?
RaShayRitto: looks hard to weild
SerenityFaye: it's ugly... :x
RaShayRitto: so they made this version http://accessories.musiciansfriend.com/product/Clayton-Functional-Replica-Pick-Of-Destiny-6Pack-?sku=110007
Ranshiin: someone was playing Pick of Destiny in Leicester town square last christmas.
RaShayRitto: its flat an usable =D
Ranshiin: there was like.... a gazillion people just stood listening.
RaShayRitto: my favorite song was Kikapoo
RaShayRitto: xD
Ranshiin: Me and a bunch of friends ended up stood there for about half an hour
Ranshiin: we were all supposed to be going to a smash tourney and we ended up missing our bus. rofl
RaShayRitto: oh the dragons balls were blazing as i stepped into his cave...!
Ranshiin: HADOUKEN!
Ranshiin listens to Hadouken.
Gjallarhorn: Are they ever going to do another album?
Ranshiin: Who? Tenacious D?
Gjallarhorn: Yeah.
Ranshiin: Why don't you go ask them?
Gjallarhorn: Okay.
Ranshiin: I'm sure they have a myspace or a facebook to spam.
Ranshiin: rofl
Gjallarhorn: It'll be an epic quest, Mac.
Gjallarhorn: We'll go journey for them.
Ranshiin: indeed it shall.
Ranshiin: and indeed we will.
Gjallarhorn: It'll be called Kyle & Kyle Go To Tenacious D.
Gjallarhorn: We'll ride a cheeta, we'll hangglide, and get burgers at white castle.
Ranshiin: LOL
Ranshiin: Hell yeah.
RaShayRitto: two kyles and no jack? =(
Gjallarhorn: Hey, epic film journeys are limited to two people.
Gjallarhorn: Harold and Kumar.
Gjallarhorn: Bill and Ted.
Gjallarhorn: Kyle and Kyle.
Ranshiin: haha.

Tenacious D ftw. >_>
btw I am Ranshiin ... me and Gja (aka Xero) both have the same forename. lol.
<_<

[frank]

DUDE!! -me, just now-

[Jericho]

"And the day came when the risk it took to remain tight inside the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."

"Last night I wept. I wept because the process by which I have become a woman was painful. I wept because I was no longer a child with a child's blind faith... I wept because I could not believe anymore and I love to believe. I can still love passionately without believing... I wept because I have lost my pain and am not yet accustomed to its absence..."

-Anais Nin

[frank]

"And the day came when the risk it took to remain tight inside the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."

"Last night I wept. I wept because the process by which I have become a woman was painful. I wept because I was no longer a child with a child's blind faith... I wept because I could not believe anymore and I love to believe. I can still love passionately without believing... I wept because I have lost my pain and am not yet accustomed to its absence..."

-Anais Nin

*sniff*

[Jericho]

*sniff*

I know, right. She writes so beautifully. That first quote speaks to me, especially.

[Mac]

Today, while in an argument with a friend, I couldn't think of any comebacks. He said, "What? Got no comebacks?", to which I replied, "Sorry, I left my comeback in your mom's mouth."

From MLIA (a website, apparently.)

[Jericho]

Sorry, I left my comeback in your mom's mouth.

lmao that's the best thing I've heard in a long time.

[Paradox]

Politicians are like babies' nappies. They ought to be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

[The Guiltiest Gear]

Schrödinger's Porn
An unfollowed link or unopened e-mail attachment that may or may not be porn. The only way to find out is to follow the link or open the attachment.
"That girl from the bar last night sent me some mpegs of her stripping." "Have you watched them yet?" "No, it's still Schrödinger's porn. For all I know it could just be a rickroll."

Schrödinger's Chesire Cat
The cat is both here and not here, while simultaneously being neither here, nor there. The cat cannot be nowhere, yet the cat is not everywhere. However, it may be anywhere, but it can only be somewhere. So, where is it?

Schrödinger's Panties
As with "Schrödinger's cat thought experiment",　the "Schrödinger's panties thought experiment", being a parody, states that as long as the bottom of the heroine is not observed, the statements that the heroine is and isn't wearing panties are both true and valid. Under physical terms, both situation are in a state of superposition. The reality only settles after observation.

While Schrödinger's panties refers the situation described above, the term iron curtain (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=iron%20curtain) refers to the impenetrable skirt that makes the impossible possible.

^gotta love urban dictionary

and just so i can insert a umineko quote....I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old ladie behind me!-Erika Furudo

[Jericho]

^ What's so funny to me about that post is that I just found out who Schrödinger was last night. lol

"Don't you let those other boys fool you,
Got to love that afro hair do."
Corrine Bailey Rae, Put Your Records On

[Brian]

From "A Fistful of Yen";

Loo: "And who are they?"
Dr. Klahn: "Refuse. Found in waterfront bars."
Loo: "Shanghaid?"
Dr. Klahn: "Just lost drunken men, who don't know where they are, and no longer care."
Prisoner 1: "Where are we?"
Prisoner 2: "I don't care."
Loo: "And these?"
Dr. Klahn: "These are lost drunken men, who don't know where they are, but do care. And these are men who know where they are, and care, but don't drink."
Prisoner 3 (in the last cell): "Wait a minute - I don't know where I am!"
Prisoner 4 (in cell 2): "Yeah. And I don't drink."
Dr. Klahn: "Guard!"
(the guard pulls prisoner 3 from the cell)
Dr Klahn: "Do you care?"
Prisoner 3: "No".
Dr Klahn: "Put this man in cell number 1, and give him a drink!"

[Paradox]

"Ba-rre-l!"

Iris from Atelier Iris 3: Grand Phantasm, when inspecting a barrel.

Also:
"...barrel." Edge, the main male character.
"Barrel!" Nell, second female character.

[Takai]

"Why are you making a dog wear a dog mask?! That's nonsense. It's like eating fried rice sprinkled with fried rice!"

i love Gintama :lol1:

[Jericho]

I kept my head down
When I was young
It's not my problem
It's not my problem
-Blur, Song 2

[The Guiltiest Gear]

Now what's wrong with this problem? Anyone?-teacher
It's got a zero in the denominator?-student
Correct,only Chuck Norris can divide by zero.-teacher
Huh? Only Chuck Norris can divide by zero?-student beside me

I think Kohane’s job is to be Doumeki’s beard. Or maybe Watanuki’s. Hell, maybe Mokona’s. I can’t even follow Clamp’s bizarre pairings anymore, particularly since they decided to introduce clones that are their own grandfathers.

You're just sayin that cuz you don't like the idea of Sakura bieng tagteamed by Syaoran,Syaoran, and Syaoran.

Buy-curious: A person who is just looking around and may or may not be interested in buying something from a store.

"Why are you making a dog wear a dog mask?! That's nonsense. It's like eating fried rice sprinkled with fried rice!"

i love Gintama :lol1:
:lol::lol:

[Paradox]

Win + win= syntax error.

[Mac]

"The partnership between the Liberal Democrats and Conservatives as we now have a new Prime Minister at Number 10. Goodbye Gordon 'wingnut' Brown, hello David 'I is well cool aaaaiii' Cameron."

Hara in the "last thing you thought of" thread. I lol'd.

[Paradox]

Revive me or I'll haunt you :/

(Mistral from .hack//infection, when she's ko'd.)

[Mac]

"Writing your first rap is pretty difficult,
if it sucks suck it up, be a ****ing adult.
On top of that you should avoid raps about rapping,
.... ah **** ... (let me turn time backwards)."

The first line from a song on the Sega Genesis Tribute album. it makes me lol.

[Lady Sano]

"He wouldn't die even if he was dead!" -Miscellaneous incorrectly translated anime sub

[Paradox]

NGamer magazine, regarding 'Comet Coins' in Mario Galaxy 2.

'Designed to seperate the wheat from the chaff - nay, to kerb-stomp the chaff - they are placed in dangerous places. Think balanced precariously over chasms, or sellotaped to Bowsers' last Rolo.'

[Brian]

Conversation at work this morning:
"How ya doing?"
"Good."
"Good. What'cha up to?"
"No good."
"That's not good."

Yay for brainless banter.

[Takai]

"How many times do you have to be on the DVD cover to be satisfied, you bastard?!"

"Whoa, Gin-san just said something that will totally turn into a pain in the ass situation!"

Gintama, of course.

[The Guiltiest Gear]

We actually don't have P's in Pakistan-Khan
Then how do you say Pepsi!?-Jonathan
Bebsi-Khan
Bebsi...like B-E-B-S-I?-Jonathan
Yeah,this is how you spell it in arabic-Khan
What the hell,that looks like like a machine gun with 4 triggers.-Jonathan

and because I'm in SUCH a TYPE-MOON mode lately

KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO KATTO,RETAKE!!!-Night of Wallachia,Melty Blood

katto means cut btw,this vampire really loves the play called life lol

I ca-caught a fi-fish! I caught a fish! success success success success success success success success success!!!(from a 4koma)-Night of Wallachia

The only villain that fights you by summoning a zoo to attack you
CCHHHAAAOOOOSSSS DEER
Still one of the only villains that manages to be terrifying and completely silly at the same time.
SUDDENLY, SHARK
the dark reindeer, nrvnqsr's version of santa claus's reindeer, without the big red nose
b**** that is a deer made of chaos PURE CHAOS.
IT'S A NINJA STAG....
INTERDIMENSIONAL NINJA FLASH! *visual novel ftw*<-conversation on Nrvnqsr Chaos(jokes are lost if you arent aware he's a vampire composed of 666 beasts....one bieng a deer)

[frank]

I give up! *looking at GG's multi quotes* <.<.

[The Guiltiest Gear]

and just to screw with frank :lol2:

guns dont kill people, people kill people. cameras dont take pictures, pictures take pictures. toasters dont toast toast, toast toasts toast!

[Mac]

lol. nice take on the soviet russia thing. :lol2:

[frank]

and just to screw with frank :XD:

backatcha

^_~

[Mac]

Ranshiin: lol teed
teed: ?
Ranshiin: I just read that phone companies are going to put caps on the data usage of smartphones.
teed: O.o
Flah*Blah: lol.
Ranshiin: http://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/o2-scraps-unlimited-data-for-smartphones-ftimes-b314bb0e0808.html
Ranshiin: Relevant to your interests?
teed: rip off.
Gjallarhorn: Of course they're limiting it.
teed: those bastards keep wanting more money.
Gjallarhorn: They're in it to make money.
Ranshiin: mhm
Gjallarhorn: Not to make your life easier.
teed: :|
Gjallarhorn: I'll stick to my regular phone.
Ranshiin: Hell, even the broadband I can get has a data cap -_-'
teed: i never had data plan.
Regiao*Hyuhia: AT&T is changing those plans soon.
Ranshiin: although to be fair it's 700MB during peak-time hours.
Gjallarhorn: And I easy download 100+ GB in any given month.
Ranshiin: dude
Ranshiin: I download over 10GB and I get a warning letter >_>
Hyphen: What kind of phone do you have?
The*Wing*Man: He has a phone from dragon ball z land.
Gjallarhorn: Not talking about my phone.
Gjallarhorn: My phone is a phone.
Gjallarhorn: It makes calls.
Ranshiin: Mainly because downloading 10GB takes a month.
The*Wing*Man: It also can fold up or turn into a car.
Ranshiin: xD
Hyphen: lol..
Ranshiin: failnet.
teed: lol.
Regiao*Hyuhia: My iPod is about to die. I just know it.
teed: lol.
teed: mine's being charged on laptop.
Ranshiin: I don't have an iPod.
Ranshiin: yay for me.
Wing: Ew Ipods
Ranshiin: Though I reckon in a few months on getting an iPhone. My phone's pretty much busted.
Hyphen: I drop my phone so much..
Ranshiin: Eventually the connector on the side will break and I won't be able to charge it. >_>
Wing: I'm debating getting another Iphone and hacking it again
Hyphen: But it never breaks.
Wing: Or getting a Nexus G1
Hyphen: I want that new Evo.
Ranshiin: I might get one with android on it.
Ranshiin: all I use my phone for is calls and playing mp3s.
Ranshiin: I don't think iPhones like mp3s though.
Wing: Iphones love mp3 O_o
teed: what are you talking about, mac
Wing: Its an Ipod
teed: ^
Wing: It does music well
Wing: <_<
The*Wing*Man: Mac might have the british version of the Ipod.
Ranshiin: I thought iPods were all about the mp4 O_o
The*Wing*Man: It only plays Oasis.
The*Wing*Man: That's it
Ranshiin: LOL
Darth*Ewok: LOL.

[frank]

@_@

absolute power corrupts absolutely! don't remember who

[Jericho]

"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men."
-John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton, first Baron Acton (1834–1902)

[frank]

Thank you! -frank

*glomp* -frank

LOL

[The Guiltiest Gear]

cracked.com how i love thee

Studies show that babies can hear like freaking Daredevil, even without the aid of blindness. Millennia ago, this ability was essential to the survival of our early ancestors, as it allowed them to pick out the faint sound of a herd of saber-toothed squirrels plotting their bloody-murder behind the nearest rock.

The building full of crazed geniuses known as the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), have developed the EXACTO program, which involves using "smart" bullets complete with processors and steering vanes to allow the bullet to correct its trajectory in mid-****ing-air.
So even if you duck around a corner as some asshole is shooting at you, his bullets will supposedly be able to just swing around and follow your ass. We aren't talking about some wimpy small-caliber bullets either; the only size they are building these in (for now) are .50 caliber BMG, huge rounds which are intended either to kill trucks, or explode a guy's head from several miles away.


Just in case the word "overkill" hasn't entered your mind yet, they've got a much more explodey version of that idea, too. It's the XM-25 "smart" grenade launcher. It has a laser range-finder built in that can detect the distance to the wall or trench that you're hiding behind. That way the shell knows not to explode until it's right next to your ****ing head. That's right; it won't detonate until after it punches through the wall you're hiding behind, but just before it hits you in the nose.


Immortal jellyfish do not die. Ever.

They're totally immortal, which is resulting in a giant influx in the jellyfish population. Millions of years ago, the first of these jellyfish was born, and somewhere in the ocean it's still living today.

Our only hope is that when two immortal jellyfish get together they have to swordfight to the death because "there can be only one." Otherwise, we all better practice breathing gelatin because it's gonna get straight Jellyfish up in here.

[Lady Sano]

Fuu: england vs usa is about to start< 3
Takai: lol
Lady Sano: Woot
Lady Sano: Go England!
Fuu: your patriotism delights me XD

lmao@Fuu

[frank]

Immortal jellyfish do not die. Ever. -GG. sort of.

[Brian]

"Now there's something you don't see every day."
- Dr. Venkman, watching a Godzilla-sized Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man stomp through the city

[Ayame_Sohma]

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date".

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them"

"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind"

"The course of true love never did run smooth"

William Shakespeare

[frank]

"...All else is gone, save your delight
Of Jasmine on the wind with
Lilac scent so lightly carried by
The doves of love of snowy white

Partnered with a humming bird
And angel faerie swaying in time
With the lovers' step as one
All the Folk are gathered round

To give witness to this love's
Delight of needing nothing more
Than it's own love to give it measure
For their love so pure

The angels wept and caught their tears
In magick flask to cast into
The sky and so were born the stars
Above in Heaven's every corner.

Come now, dance with me
Under the stars this starry night."

frank

[Jericho]

"Hair: taste like marijuana"
Randy from My Name is Earl after convincing Darnell to let him taste his hair for academic purposes.

[Mac]

Asuka: Why not have your cake and eat it too - it's cake, what else are you going to do with it?
Takeshi: damn im hungry

xD
the cake is a lie.

[Jericho]

Sookie: He was your maker.
Eric: Don't use words you don't understand.
Sookie: You had a lot of love for him.
Eric: Don't use words I don't understand.
-True Blood, I paraphrase because I'm too lazy to look up the actual quote. Eric <3

[frank]

"God grant me the serenity...to change the things I can...."

unknown

[Brian]

"... and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those who pissed me off."

(finishing the quote)

[Ayame_Sohma]

"there are worse things than
being alone
but it often takes decades
to realize this
and most often
when you do
it's too late
and there's nothing worse
than
too late."

[The Guiltiest Gear]

Asuka: Why not have your cake and eat it too - it's cake, what else are you going to do with it?
Takeshi: damn im hungry

xD
the cake is a lie.
LOL!!!

Why do dragons sleep during the day?

Because they fight knights-Virgilia the Finite Witch,Umineko no Naku koro ni Chiru

I'm about to get straight up Google Maps on your ass-guy beside me
huh?-me
Just talking to my friend,he's got this conspiracy theory that google Maps will become Skynet.-same guy

Master____ hehehe-uncle
O.o?-me
*roadsign flies by that reads "Master Baits"*

I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer,but at least I'm in it.-cousin

[Ayame_Sohma]

Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.- Frank Lloyd Wrigh

[Takai]

"There is truth. There is a truth. And what you want, or you feel, or you need, isn't going to change the truth." -- Lani (What Happened to Lani Garver)

[Mac]

tteed: gir: wiki vuvuzela
Gir: tteed: Torture, according to the United Nations Convention Against Torture, is: (*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vuvuzela )
tteed: ...
Dolores*Haze: haha what
tteed: lol what.
ShadowWalker: Lol.
tteed: WHAt
Ranshiin: lolwut
LordShinigami: How?
Erised: xD
ShadowWalker: That was great.

Chatbots can be amazing.

[Takai]

Okay, a bit of OOC madness after our RP session. It gets a bit dirty, but nothing too bad. It's between me, Zimmie, Heather, and Mouse. And our characters (i specified who belongs to who). Just thought i'd share some of it XD
Takes place after Kaishi steals terrarium with crickets from Cookie. The rest is just.. crazy OOC.

(Me) Kaishi: *confused but protecting the terrarrium* x.x
(Mouse) Crickets: DADDY!
Heather: The father of crickets
(Me) Kaishi: I like cats, not insects T_T
Zimmie: They can be furry meowing insects
Me: That's just creepy
(Zimmie) Crickets: *jiggly anime eyes @ Kaishi*
(Mouse) Cookie: If we find a cat, it's dinner!
Me: If you're going to eat a cat in Kaishi's presence, he'll have a trauma he'll never recover from >.>
(Mouse) Cookie: you're too skinny, Kaishi, to make choices about food.
(Me) Kaishi: i will NEVER eat a CAT. Even if i have to starve.
(Me) Kaishi: *protects cat*
(Mouse) Cat: *gives rabies*
Me: LMAO
Mouse: er babies.. I meant babies yeah >.>
Me: I hope i didn't wake my roommate up just now
(Me) Kaishi: *loves cat anyway*
(Zimmie) Jackie: *gives wikipedia definition of the Cat*
(Me) Kaishi: Thank you, Jackiepedia.
Zimmie: lmao
(Mouse) Cookie: *plays with his wii* damn it's broken
Me: you broke Jackie's wii D:
Mouse: I'm skeptical it worked in the first place >.>
Me: don't insult Jackie
(Zimmie) Zi-Mi: I'm not going to answer any questions about my android.
Heather: Most androids are fully equipped, functional, and programmed in many techniques. It is up to us humans to test them.
Me: who wats to test Jackie's wii? *shuts up*
Heather: ME!
- - - - -
Mouse: (back from shower) T___T I think my boobs are getting smaller *eyeing them*
Zimmie: i hold the record for smallest boobs!
Me: i'm not sure about that, Zimmie *flat*
Zimmie: I think we're both the same body type, not to mention height... and hair type. we're TWINS
Me: Now that you mention it, that's kinda creepy O_o LOL
Zimmie: Except she's blind and i'm not
Me: i'm not blind! *throws desk*
Zimmie: YOU KNOW WHAT
Mouse: You have to go pee again?
Zimmie: no
Mouse: I lose
Heather: Mouse, Irina, I love you guys
Mouse: i love you too heather
Me: i love you all
Heather: LOVE. we has it.
Zimmie: I LOVE YOU WITH THE GUN IN MY HEART /Baccano reference
Me: ZIMMIE, I HAVE YOUR GUN THOUGH. I HAVE TWO GUNS IN MY HEART.
Heather: *hugs San* I love you dear
Me: *hugs Vimal*
Zimmie: *hugs... something*
(Heather) Vimal: *hugs back and smiles* She is a nice lady.
Me: Vimal said i'm a nice lady... *cries from happiness* (though usually don't like compliments like that lol)
(Heather) Vimal: Please forgive my formalness. It's all I really have to show you how much I care.
Me: x//////////////////////////x I love you, Vimal.
(Heather) Vimal: *smiles* I hardly deserve such admiration.
(Mouse) Faris: You do =_=
Me: Faris, go away >_>
(Mouse) Faris: S'okay, Takai, he's yours. My owner seems to have other plans for me T___T
Me: Faris, you're still my 2nd favorite
Faris: we can't all be greek gods T___T
Me: Vimal is not greek >.>
Heather: Arabian
Mouse: It's a phrase
Me: can Vimal play cello?
Heather: yes. he plays all instruments
Me: *_* he is perfection.
Mouse: Faris is my scratching post >.>
(Mouse) Faris: thanks >.<
Mouse: Sorry boy, i need something to slap around from time to time
Me: stop abusing Faris *pets him*
Mouse: quick! she dropped Vimal!!! grab him. The decoy worked!!
Me: I DID NOT DROP HIM. I CAN HOLD ON TO VIMAL AND STILL BE PETTING FARIS, HMPH.
Mouse: Don't make me draw him in a dress.
Heather: That would be good times. character abuse is good.
Me: stop abusing my Vimal! *hugs* ;___;
(Heather) Vimal: *glares* I don't do drag!
Mouse: he's one of those guys that would look good in anything. So he can have a red dress.
Me: he will have what he wants *ultra defensive* It's ok, Vimal, i won't let them >.<
- - - - -
Mouse: why is everyone taller than Faris... you're all obsessed with tall people you know that *points at you all*
Me: except Kaishi
Mouse: he'll grow. soon as we feed him. Kaishi is my personal chia pet, I'm going to make him grow, i tell you!!
(Mouse) Cookie: gimme back my chirpers before i make you a cutie pie!
(Me) Kaishi: Never *passes them to Santo*
(Heather) Santo: *looks at them, and then at Cookie and Kaishi*
(Mouse) Cookie: Don't make me play with your wii!! *rolls up sleeves*
(Heather) Santo: Do you know how long it's been?
(Me) Kaishi: You said it was a good find, you take care of them, Santo-san >.>
(Mouse) Cookie: Giiiiive it!! *puts hands out*
(Heather) Santo: *reaches for his pants*
Me: LOL
Zimmie: lmao
(Mouse) Cookie: O.O..... You keep your laddle our of my pot!! *snatches crickets away* Pervertacious!!!
(Me) Kaishi: *fights Cookie for crickets, breaks the terrarium* ..... >.>
(Heather) Santo: *laughs and refastens the buttons on his pants* So close.
(Mouse) Cookie: Dinner is... loose... *holds Kaishi by the ear for breaking the glass* I need to have a talk with your ear, so the rest of you needs to come with me.
(Me) Kaishi: *kicks Cookie in the knee and escapes*
(Mouse) Cookie: *goes to Santo, limping* Oh captain, my captain! I require a plank. /Dead Poets Society reference.
(Heather) Santo: I've got one you can handle, me thinks.
(Mouse) Cookie: *slaps him in the junk* Now.. as I was saying. It should be long enough to cause fear, but not long enough we take all day. Hey you listening to me?
(Heather) Santo: *dodged* You're pushing it, lady.
Me: She wants you >.> lol
(Mouse) Cookie: No i am slapping it! If i wanted to push it, i would have like... pushed it.
Me: LOL
(Heather) Santo: Look, just relax.
(Mouse) Cookie: I think i just stepped on part of dinner O.O
(Me) Kaishi: Look what you did. You killed Zimmie's son.
Zimmie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Me) Kaishi: *collects the remains of Zimmie's son and gives him a burial in an ashtray*

[frank]

@_@

[Shira Tachima]

Omg that was so funny Takai! I forgot what I was going to type XD

[Takai]

Omg that was so funny Takai! I forgot what I was going to type XD
I'm glad you found it amusing, it was worth sharing then :lol1:

[Lady Sano]

My friend and I emailing back and forth, he's in the Navy

Him: I’ve been doing awesome, I just got pinned, finally. Yesterday I was on the honor guard for the queen of England.

Me: Gahhhh that's awesome!!! What was that like?

Him: It was really really gay, and it totally sucked, it was freezing, and pouring rain, and I had to stand in that crap for like 3 hours, screw the queen.

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm sorry, that really sucks but the way you put it is hilarious lol

Him: Then today, I had to get in my dress whites and man the rails of the ship as she passed by on a Canadian ship and I had to salute and all this other crap, screw the queen.

lol Ah Chris, can't wait till you come home :]

[BrokenWings_Sene]

I only drink the blood of my enemies.. and the occasional strawberry yahwoo. ~RVB Sarge

[Paradox]

http://wizzardx.isisview.org/images/avatars/toukousphere/at2/Alice/1_24.jpg *climbs onto bura's shoulders*
‹bura› :-o *runs away*
‹Ittsan› G'night everyone *waves*
‹bura› nite itsu
http://wizzardx.isisview.org/images/avatars/toukousphere/at2/Alice/1_24.jpg *holds tightly to bura's shoulders*
‹bura› *dies*
‹Darcemeus› Night.
* Ittsan quit (timeout)
http://wizzardx.isisview.org/images/avatars/toukousphere/at2/Alice/1_24.jpg *stands proudly over defeated bura*
‹bura› *withers into dust*
http://wizzardx.isisview.org/images/avatars/toukousphere/at2/Alice/1_24.jpg *gathers dust in a jar* Mah trophy.
‹bura› *last wish from beyond*....."label me"
‹Darcemeus› She's got a jar of dirt!~ *Starts singing the Captain jack sparrow song.*
http://wizzardx.isisview.org/images/avatars/toukousphere/at2/Alice/1_24.jpg *labels jar with 'nasty slime-man'*
* bura 's failure is complete
http://wizzardx.isisview.org/images/avatars/toukousphere/at2/Alice/1_24.jpg not yet.
http://wizzardx.isisview.org/images/avatars/toukousphere/at2/Alice/1_24.jpg *offers jar to Darcy*
‹Darcemeus› Yaay!!!
* Darcemeus takes the jar and swallows it whole.'
* bura 's failure will be complete in 9-12 hrs
‹Darcemeus› Yep.

randomness from a chatroom I frequent.

[Ayame_Sohma]

Sex is to the body what music is to the soul- J.L.

[Brian]

"If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy!"

Monty Python, the Crunchy Frog sketch

[Kisuke Rikoru]

"Its not faith if your using your eyes."
-Paramore <3

[Arcee]

Brian: summoning spells don't work without the correct offering
Arcee: Sano bait? xD
Brian: dangit I forgot to add the omelette
Arcee: *Asuka* User has failed. Sanozilla not summoned.
Brian: *casts "Summon Sanozilla"*
Arcee: indeed
Brian: quiet tonight

Shoutbox, 07-08-10 xD

[Takai]

more from OOC rp session. i freaking love Mouse XD

Mouse says:
West: -Dark look in his eyes and grumbles. Slips from jacket almost in a contortionist move, rolls over his one shoulders backwards into a squat before standing and adjusting his tie. Reading down to take the coat back- Ahem... -yank-
Mouse says:
own shoulders*
Mouse says:
and reaching*
Mouse says:
holy hand granades batman i can't type

[Brian]

"People who pretend to know everything are extremely annoying to those of us who actually do."

[Mac]

that whispering into one's ear as they sleep is another way to brianwash - GG

xD

[Takai]

that whispering into one's ear as they sleep is another way to brianwash - GG

xD
I've been cracking up at this ever since i woke up XDDD

[frank]

I want to find the YT clip on Ouran HS that has a perfect image of that. lol

[Brian]

"They've killed Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Take that! Take that! They killed Fritz!"

[Kisuke Rikoru]

"Second chances they don't ever matter, people never change.
Once a who*e you're nothing more, I'm sorry, that'll never change.
And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged.
I'm sorry honey, but I passed it up, now look this way.
Well there's a million other girls who do it just like you.
Looking as innocent as possible to get to who,
They want and what they like. it's easy if you do it right.
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!"
-Paramore

[frank]

"You'll be sorry after i'm dead!" sniff LOL

[Arcee]

"Been there, done that, can't remember." ~retirement hat xD

[frank]

"Give me a minute and I'll think of it." *shrug*

[Brian]

"There are no illusions so powerful as those we cast upon ourselves."

[frank]

"off that page."

[Arcee]

"Oh my god, wtf was that?!?" -something I commonly ask my mom XD

[Takai]

A passage from our roleplay from Chrono's point of view:
Indeed he seemed to see some sort of animal, but he was too caught up in focusing on his patient and didn't believe what he had seen.

Me (to Zimmie): THE CAT IS A LIE.

[frank]

"Do you have time to bleed?" -Pancho to what's his name in Predator.-

[Brian]

"Am I crazy, or is it really hot in here?"
"Those aren't mutually exclusive conditions."

[Takai]

"Power is given only to those who dare to lower themselves and pick it up."

(Crime and Punishment)

[The Guiltiest Gear]

She played and caught a fish,is this guitar-hunting!?-K-on! specials

The sage cries out.
“Open, Gates of Heaven. Bless us and bestow miracles upon us!”
The sage cries out in regret.
“Close, Gates of Heaven. Save us from all our sins and evil!”
The curtain closes.
The millennium comes to a standstill.
The stars fall out of the sky.
Space closes up into nothingness.
The pathway to the center is shrouded along with our sins.-Fate/Stay Night~Heaven's Feel


Because Alexander is the most amusing heroic spirit :lol1:


Let me get this clear. I will not go to the streets to get super big-sized pants just for you. I’ll definitely not go.-Waver
What didya say? Hey punk, are you going against my majestic achievements?-Rider/Alexander
Your majestic achievements and your trousers are two completely irrelevant things! Before you go out to enjoy yourself, show me what you can! Kill at least one of the opponents’ Servants! So do it now! Kill at least one of them! If you do that, I’ll buy you trousers or anything you want.-Waver
……Oh I see. Understood. For now, as long as I present you the decapitated head of the enemy, you swear that you would get me a pair of trousers?-Rider/Alexander, Fate/ZeroMe (to Zimmie): THE CAT IS A LIE.
LOL,which reminds me....

........A cat?-Aoko Aozaki
This form you see is merely a cat masquerading as a cat! But my true form is a cat wearing a shamisen! In other words,a cat.-Neco-Arc,Melty Blood

[Arcee]

> read the following from the bottom to the top as it was taken from the ShoutBox


Arcee: ROFL :XD:
Takai: and how are they gonna substitute ~aru?? with some stupid "yo"?
Takai: ewwwwww how can anyone watch Hetalia dubbed?? it loses everything. all the puns, all the accents.. blah.
Arcee: no, i didnt look at any link and yes i'm throwing my two cents in since i heard Hetalia mentioned...
Arcee: i've heard some clips from the dubbed version of APH... i'll stick to my subs, tym... >>

[frank]

"poor planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on my part." some smartass customer service clerk.

[Brian]

"Me gavte la nata."
Belbo, in Foucault's Pendulum.

[Mac]

"... How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call?"

Neo, The Matrix.

funny quote.

[Arcee]

"They say that 67.3% of statistics are made up on the spot. And 11.2% are made up by people with a math level of a 5th grader."

[Brian]

"What is wrong with you? Really?"
- co-worker, when I presented a hypothetical situation involving monkeys.

[Takai]

"If I stopped here, I feel like it would break. My soul would break."

- Gin-chan (Gintama)

[Kharmy]

"He who has a why to live can bear almost any how."
-Nietzsche-

[Arcee]

"You make my mom's ADHD look like a temporary sugar rush." -me

(and that's really saying something xD)

[Mac]

when I lived in England, it only rained twice a year. Once from October through March, and then again from April until the end of September.
It made me giggle.

[frank]

"You may quote me." Me

[Jericho]

So far 3 cars have stopped with Advil for me. I'm trying not to overdose.
-misha collins on twitter as he ran 50 miles for charity

[Takai]

- It's night time, why are you opening the curtains?
- Because... Look at how beautiful the stars are! How can you close the curtains on them?

Betrayal Knows My Name

[Mac]

"So I was in a store the other day and ... the guy at the counter yawned and the man in front of him, who didn't know this man whatsoever, stuck his finger in his mouth, and went 'heeeee, yawn rape!' I almost died."

Russel Howard at the Apollo.

I laughed so hard at that joke. So hard.

[frank]

wastr not, want not. oo

[Arcee]

"You know, I was black before the election." -Barak Obama to David Letterman on The Late Show with David Letterman, back in 2009 I think it was...

[The Guiltiest Gear]

The first scene is a mid-air swordfight between two jetplanes. Try to explain that better, we dare you. -TV Tropes,on Karas

A bat-girl, crow-boy, feminine fish-boy, and a 17-year-old bear-person with an eyepatch travel through two fictional countries. Food is eaten, people are mauled, and friends are made. -TV Tropes on +Anima

The God of Video Games teaches you how to save the world by bagging chicks using the power of TROPES.-Tv Tropes on The World God Only Knows

Tenchi Muyo: High-school student prefers to remain "just friends" with hot alien girls.
Tenchi Universe: Same as above, IN SPACE!
Tenchi In Tokyo: Same as above, IN TOKYO!
Tenchi Muyo GXP: Same as above, WITH A NEW CHARACTER!
Isekai No Seikishi Monogatari: Same as above, IN ANOTHER WORLD, WITH ROBOTS! -TV Tropes on Tenchi

And now, scale the wall with your unique adhesive ability.-Madame Web
I believe the technical term is "stick 'em powers".-Amazing Spider-Man
*in the Ultimate universe*
And you can run across narrow walkways such as this one without fear of falling, do to your natural agility and powers of adhesion.-Madame Web
They're called "stick 'em powers"....did one of the other me's make that joke already?-Ultimate Spider-Man
Yes, and it was no funnier then-Annoyed Madame Web,Spiderman Shattered Dimensions

[iNeedzaHug]

Charles F. Kettering
People are very open-minded about new things -- as long as they're exactly like the old ones.

[Leila]

'There once was a tiger striped cat. This cat died a million deaths, revived and lived a million lives, and he was owned by various people who he didn't really care for. The cat wasn't afraid to die. Then one day the cat became a stray cat, which meant he was free. He met a white female cat, and the two of them spent their days together happily. Well, years passed, and the white cat grew weak and died of old age. The tiger striped cat cried a million times, and then he died too. Except this time, he didn't come back to life.' -Spike, Cowboy Bebop

'The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go.' - Sanae Hakenoma, The World Ends With You

'People aren't born social. Sure it comes easier to some people... but most people, like you, need to work at it. Some more than others. You're just inexperienced. For example, as a martial artist, you have the strentgth to break the table with your fist. But you also have the self-control to stop your fist right before it hits the table. You weren't born with that control, were you? You had to refine it. It's the same as interacting with people. But training for that isn't in the mountains - it has to be in town where people live. Mingling with people, hurting them, getting hurt by them. That's how you learn about people and about yourself. If you don't, you'll never care about anyone but yourself. You may be a black belt fighter, but you're still a white belt in dealing with people. For the sake of the girl who will one day tell you she loves you... Don't turn away. Keep training.' - Shigure, Fruits Basket

(( @ Arcee ~ OMG o.o Zexion = hawwwt xD ))

[Arcee]

^ lol xD indeed

> "A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew." -Herb Caen

[frank]

Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it. -Carlyle

[Jericho]

'What' ain't no country I ever heard of.
-Jules, Pulp Fiction

[Arcee]

"To be normal is boring, but to be insane is overrated. So I'd like to be free for a change." ~unknown

[frank]

Of a' the airts the wind can blaw,
I dearly like the west,
For there the bonnie lassie lives,
The lassie I lo'e best; -Robert Burns

[Takai]

Gin-chan to Kagura:
"Well aren't you a busy person?! First you need to sleep, now you need to eat, must be fun having so many things to do! I'm envious!"

:lol1:

[Arcee]

Me: "Oh God. Its like Twili-vu."
Mom: "What?"
Me: "Its like Twilight all over again."

[Jericho]

Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!
-Top Dollar, The Crow

[Takai]

- You said you wouldn't judge him based on his looks.
- It's not his looks! It's what he looks like!

Arakawa <333 XD

[Mac]

Asuka (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=93): Mac has been assimilated. We are now Macus of Borg.

Creeped me the hell out, that did.... >__>

[frank]

Asuka (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=93): Mac has been assimilated. We are now Macus of Borg.


again :P

[Brian]

"He who thinks of himself as wise is a fool."

[frank]

I am sorry to hear that, frank. You can talk to me as long as you like. Very much, eh?I don't have any plans yet.

[frank]

Thank you very much. You're very kind.

This is weird. I posted back to Asuka and it ended up here, instead. wtf??

[The Guiltiest Gear]

Shen Kai Yi~ WHO THE **** STARTED THIS FOREST FIRE??? says:
BATTLER STOP READING THE EMAIL I WAS TYPING TO MY MOM GOD
he hasn't multiplied for me yet
it's kinda weird
Shen Kai Yi~ WHO THE **** STARTED THIS FOREST FIRE??? says:
one piece is ****ing awesome
Battler is watching our conversation intently
and climbing
below the window
wow
Shen Kai Yi~ WHO THE **** STARTED THIS FOREST FIRE??? says:
they're watching me
they know I want to go to bed and destroy them
Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAA....Kiritsugu!? says:
XDDDDDDDDDD
~Shen Kai Yi~ WHO THE **** STARTED THIS FOREST FIRE??? says:
they summoned another
not beato
we have 18
enough to do the ceremony
and summon beato
why
haven't
you
****ers?
~Shen Kai Yi~ WHO THE **** STARTED THIS FOREST FIRE??? says:
@.@
BAAAATLER
QUIT
KICKING MY WINDOWS
TO IRRECOVERABLE AREAS

^commentary on a most unusual umineko program with little mischievous Battlers(and the elusive beatrice) hanging out on screen:lol:

[Arcee]

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/4558/shoutboxt.png

^ since I couldn't just copy and paste the damn text >>

[The Guiltiest Gear]

i want to know why i read that as "robot bear fleet". wat.

[frank]

Macus of Borg ?? More than creepy. (that is my quote, ladies & gentlemen)

with credit to Asuka, Mac, and Lyra. :P

[Brian]

"You don't need to see his identification."
"We don't need to see his identification."
"These aren't the droids you're looking for."
"These aren't the droids we're looking for."

[Mac]

Takai: damn you orange disguised as a tangerine. no wonder it was so hard to peel. but it's so tiny and not sweet T_T

I couldn't help but giggle at this. x.x

[The Guiltiest Gear]

What did the invisible man say to the other invisible man?
That better be your finger that's poking me?
LOL no, the answer is "Nice to not see you again"

saw it in a chatroom i was mostly ignoring on a streaming site LOL

[Mac]

firefox underlines if i don't capitalize british, but it's fine if i don't capitalize american:lol1:

I don't know whether to lol or not at this. xD

[Takai]

Maus: Zimmie is peeing again >.< she needs to stop that
Me: Hahaha
Maus: I told her she's an animal...cause she can't hold it
Me: i heard it's not a good idea to hold it >.>
Maus: I hold it like a champ
Maus: then ...
Maus: I do the dance and go oh my gaaawwd
Maus: and pee all over
Maus: it's sad really
Maus: j/k
Me: LOL
Me: i'm sorry i can't stop imagining it even if you weren's serious
Maus: that's right, laugh at my disfunctional bladder. por supesto!
Me: -continues laughing-
Maus: i was a puppy in another life
Me: that explains everything

:lol1:

[Arcee]

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

(I saw that quote and I instantly thought of frank... sounds me to something he'd say, lol)

[Mac]

Brian (http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/member.php?u=6195): momo if it takes you 20 minutes to duck, attack is not evaded. Sorry.

lol. best way to block an attack. lag.

[frank]

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

(I saw that quote and I instantly thought of frank... sounds me to something he'd say, lol)

Indeed! :)

[Arcee]

My mom was visiting while I was on Gaia Online, browsing one of the forums. I came across this thread that was titled "The 750K Giveaway! Roll your dice now! :O {1.5 MILLION POT}"

My mom sees this and says: "1.5 Million for Pot? Advertising drugs online looks to be a pretty good business."

Cue the face palm. Mom, oh Mom. :XD:

[Brian]

"War's never a winning thing, Charlie. You just lose all the time, and the one who loses last asks for terms. All I remember is a lot of losing and sadness and nothing good but the end of it."

Ray Bradbury, Dandelion Wine

[Jericho]

"Some people are okay, but mostly I just feel like poisoning everybody."
-Rebecca, Ghost World

[Brian]

"There are two worlds of magic. One is the glittering domain of the illusionist. The other is a secret place, where magic is a terrifying reality."

Clive Barker, Lord of Illusions

[frank]

The action of the soul is oftener in that which is felt and left unsaid, than in that which is said in any conversation. It broods over every society, and they unconsciously seek for it in each other.

[Brian]

"That's no ordinary rabbit - that's the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"

Tim, the oddly-dressed enchanter

[frank]

I am not one of those who have the least anxiety about the triumph of the principles I have stood for. I have seen fools resist Providence before, and I have seen their destruction, as will come upon these again, utter destruction and contempt. That we shall prevail is as sure as that God reigns.

-Woodrow Wilson. His last public words, Nov. 11, 1922

[Ayame_Sohma]

Foxxy: (to Ling-Ling) I'll be your best friend.
Ling-Ling: (in confession room) Ling-Ling need new best friend since old best friend died in tragic accident.
(scene cuts to a flashback of Ling-Ling throwing a black energy ball at his old best friend and jumping on him and scratching him)
Ling-Ling: (scene cuts back to normal; to Foxxy) I'll do it. I'll take the test for you, chocolate animal woman.

Drawn Together.

[Arcee]

Mom: I watched Transformers last night.
Me: *surprised* Really.
Mom: Yup. Saw Optimus Prime and Bumblebee.
Me: Don't forget Rachet and Ironhide.
Mom: There were some really mean bots there. Mega-dong or something...
Me: *laughing* That would be MegaTRON, mom. He's the leader of the bad guys, the Decepticons.
*a few minutes after me laughing*
Mega-DONG?? That's the best thing you've said all day. It really suits the slagger.
Mom: Slagger?
Me: Umm... too much fanfiction...

[Mac]

PickLink: oh man, I was so sleep deprived yesterday. I drew video game start screens with raptors
PickLink: Mega Raptor, Crash Raptor, Super Raptor World...
Shikamaru: Bah, my amusement for the day has left. I shall go back to my silence while I plot your doom.
Ranshiin: raptor?
Ranshiin: philisoraptor?
PickLink: yeah
PickLink: ...No
PickLink: late.
Ranshiin: lol.
PickLink: Velociraptor, fool
Ranshiin: philosoraptor.
Ranshiin: :3
Eric Northman: raptor jesus
PickLink: I think I did an OK job on Mega Raptor. It's the Mega Man 2 start screen, and has Mega Man with a raptor's head
LadyPSerenity: ok, gotta go to work, I've put it off long enough.
Nimbolous: Bai!
Apathy_: See ya. [:
Nimbolous: So long
DeathBlade_13_666: Raptor Kong Kountry....
LadyPSerenity: ta ta
Nimbolous: Siyanara
LadyPSerenity has left the room.
PickLink: I tried doing Raptor Kong
PickLink: and it's Country.
Ranshiin: You don't get the philosoraptor thing :[
Nimbolous: Atleast he tryed :)
PickLink: Donkey Kong rarely, if ever, used Xtremely Kool Letterz
Ranshiin: What about King K. Rool?
Ranshiin: lol
Ranshiin: that's probably about it.
DeathBlade_13_666: I don't feel like getting up and looking at my cartidges, so I'll take your word.
PickLink: Rarely.
Ranshiin: That game had Funky Kong though.
Ranshiin: =D
Sophonax: Awh, she left.
Sophonax: :<
PickLink: I had DKC for my GBA. Lost it ages ago, though
Ranshiin: Funky Kong ...... ironically, is FUNKY.
PickLink: shame, it was pretty awesome
Ranshiin: and the best character in MKWii >_>
DeathBlade_13_666: I've got DKC3....
PickLink: MK? Funky Kong is in Mortal Kombat?
Ranshiin: mario kart.
Ranshiin: :x
PickLink: Ahh.
DeathBlade_13_666: XDD
Apathy_: .. Wow.
PickLink: lol
Ranshiin: -failslap.-
Ranshiin: >_>
Apathy_: But DK should fit right in Mortal Kombat. :D
Ranshiin: though people argue Daisy is best.
PickLink: you know what I hate? that ape that has the curvy teen body
Ranshiin: 0_o
DeathBlade_13_666: Not monkey enough for you?
Sophonax: Wow, you actually pay attention to such things.
Sophonax: Pervert.
Ranshiin: lol.
PickLink: it's like when you look from the feet up: "hot... hot... ho-- oh dear god it's a monkey"
Ranshiin: I just smh'd.
PickLink: 1it has no nose!"
Nimbolous: You a furry?
PickLink: ...
DeathBlade_13_666: She's still a hot monkey...
Ranshiin: XD
Sophonax: ... You don't look at animated characters and go: "hot."
Sophonax: Seriously. At all.
PickLink: I'm a teen, soph.
Apathy_: ... A monkey on fire?
PickLink: Of course I do
Apathy_: O_o
Sophonax: But donkey kong?
PickLink: No
Nimbolous: XD
Sophonax: Dude, pick something better like.. Dead or alive.

[The Guiltiest Gear]

Beato Chuckie's in your room cackling in the dark says:
and is that some kind of new pokemon,i've been confused about that pic for some time now
~Shen Kai Yi~ "I don't think Will would even want kids, he'd just want cats" says:
yes
from the fifth gen
the valor pokemon
in japan- WARGLE (war + eagle)
in the US... Braviary... which is clever but dammit that's just wrong

what umineko fans do when not brainstorming :lol1:

If Lion's a guy, it's pretty obvious he's not exactly straight.
Not that even straight guys would be able to resist Will's ass, but that is beside the point.
But you will never be able to see Will's ass.
With Love it can be seen
>With MAKING love, it can be seen.
Another mystery solved. Gold truth, here I come!!

fyi "Without love, it/magic/the truth cannot be seen" is the most reoccuring phrase in umineko

[Brian]

"And now for something competely different:"

[Takai]

"Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything it is because we are dangerously near to wanting nothing."

[Brian]

"You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike."

[Takai]

"College problems: Sleep, good grades, social life. Pick two."

[Brian]

"Hurry up, move that thing, and... and that other thing!"
Vezzini, failing as a boat captain in The Princess Bride.

[Takai]

"It's better to be the head of a cat than the tail of a lion. I'd rather be a leader of bandit gang than an underling to a bigwig."

Takasugi <333

[Brian]

"I saw a flock of moosen!"

[Takai]

Our newest member giving Brian advice on makeup.
(from shoutbox = read from bottom to top)

Takai
*on the floor with random fits of laughter* don't mind me
Brian
if I ever need to camo up again, I'll remember that
NoireBlackHeart
ooh and brian remember to coat the top eyelid with liquid eyeliner before applying eyeshadow~
NoireBlackHeart
Hmmm... some of the L'oreal stuff is good I have the million lashes mascara brush
Brian
this is more of a camouflage effect than sexy
Takai
from the earlier days huh?
NoireBlackHeart
Ooh, I like when guys aren;t embarassed to where guyliner or guyshadow
Brian
probably all dried up by now
Brian
I actually have some makeup. It's in a small kit in my backpack. Has dark olive, forest green and dark brown.
Takai
Brian, make sure you write those down. :lol1:
NoireBlackHeart
You want to go for the 120-360 palettes
Takai
*actually laughing*
Takai
LOL
NoireBlackHeart
do you use mineral?
Brian
I never use powdered eyeshadow
NoireBlackHeart
I could probably pull off the natural look... but I like make-up more.
NoireBlackHeart
I wear it every day... I hate people that use powdered eyeshadoww... Mineral eyeshadow is the best... especially after you put primer... then some fake lashes to top it off<3

[frank]

Our newest member giving Brian advice on makeup.
(from shoutbox = read from bottom to top)

Takai
*on the floor with random fits of laughter* don't mind me
Brian
if I ever need to camo up again, I'll remember that
NoireBlackHeart
ooh and brian remember to coat the top eyelid with liquid eyeliner before applying eyeshadow~
NoireBlackHeart
Hmmm... some of the L'oreal stuff is good I have the million lashes mascara brush
Brian
this is more of a camouflage effect than sexy
Takai
from the earlier days huh?
NoireBlackHeart
Ooh, I like when guys aren;t embarassed to where guyliner or guyshadow
Brian
probably all dried up by now
Brian
I actually have some makeup. It's in a small kit in my backpack. Has dark olive, forest green and dark brown.
Takai
Brian, make sure you write those down. :lol1:
NoireBlackHeart
You want to go for the 120-360 palettes
Takai
*actually laughing*
Takai
LOL
NoireBlackHeart
do you use mineral?
Brian
I never use powdered eyeshadow
NoireBlackHeart
I could probably pull off the natural look... but I like make-up more.
NoireBlackHeart
I wear it every day... I hate people that use powdered eyeshadoww... Mineral eyeshadow is the best... especially after you put primer... then some fake lashes to top it off<3


Epicness. Wicked, too.

[Takai]

"He is throwing together a bunch of fancy phrases to say absolutely nothing at all!"

lmao Gin-chan fooling little kids into believing that he knows what he's talking about.

[Brian]

"And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base."
- Darth Vader, as he introduces her to the interrogation droid

[The Guiltiest Gear]

Plus, it's called SLASH EMPEROR. If it didn't have some kind of ultimate cutting technique or something it would be like calling my toaster "THE TOASTER THAT SMITES IMPURE WHITE BREAD AND REDUCES IT TO BLACK". from Beast's Lair(a type-moon forum)

[frank]

"I remember meeting you in a dark dream
Of April, you or some girl,
The necklace of wishes alive and breathing around your throat. "

John Ashbery

[Takai]

"O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet."

[Takai]

Hetalia World Series
Hungary near Prussia's bed in the middle of the night, creepy voice:
"Give back.... Austria's vital regions... Give them back....."

Priceless.

[frank]

"The world is a cow that is hard to milk,—life does not come so easy,—and oh, how thinly it is watered ere we get it! "

Henry David Thoreau, November 14, 1847. In a letter to Ralph Waldo
Emerson.

[Takai]

Jing: Doesn't this fog look weird?
Kir: We're lost. Everything looks weird.

[frank]

"There is nothing worse than being ashamed of parsimony or poverty."

Titus Livius

[Takai]

"Please quickly wipe your face with this. I don't want any tears or snot to get on the seats. That's real leather."

Hanamori-san from Kuragehime. He really loves his car.

[frank]

"You want to love everyone equally, and that's worse than impossible—it's wrong."

E. M. Forester

[Brian]

"Hulk smash puny tank!" - Marvel Comics

[The Guiltiest Gear]

Tsuchiya:...but when you look at it from a planet's perspective it's more of a "Those silly kids are at it again..." kind of moment. It's not that she's intentionally belittling the situation, as she certainly is giving it a sincere effort...This is just who she sincerely is.

Interviewer:The grand, solemn tale of a bloody conflict between two nations, culminating in mutual annihilation by the hand of their god...is apparently about "kitties"!?

Kawachi: When a planet tries to interpret a human tale, that's what you get. Nyamo and paper theatre also reflect her unique perspective.

from an interview about the lyrics of EXEC_EP=NOVA/. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltn7Lq5gLYs) in my Ar Tonelico Artbook, Garden of the Goddesses

[Brian]

"True freedom can't lean on anything. It's transient, lonely, and arduous. You can't hope for security or reward beyond it."

Kazuho Yoshii, Texhnolyze

[Takai]

Mouse talking about her character:
"And Falconi's just good at hiding things cause he's a crafty old badger badger badger."

XD

[The Guiltiest Gear]

v made me think of frank XD
I'm sorry, coffee's out of the question. When I moved to California, I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.-Sheldon from The big Bang Theory

So this is where the magic happens. Quaint.-Megatron(Transformers Prime) inside the Autobot secret base

Compared to someone who does nothing but sleep all day, this kid is much more useful than you-Medea

Well said. Swordsmanship is useless. Farming the fields is for true heroes. Ah, I'm no competition compared to the boy.-Sasaki Kojiro(Fate/Hollow Atraxia)

[Brian]

offending post removed

[Takai]

^ You're not being funny. Just saying. (and don't try BSing)

Gintama is funny.

Kagura: What kind of man abandons a girl on the run from yakuza?!
Gintoki: I'm still a boy at heart. Besides, around here we don't call those who stop a scooter with one hand "girls". We call them mountain gorillas.

:lol1:

[frank]

An old pond—
a frog tumbles in—
the sound of water

~Matsuo Basho

=^.~=

[Takai]

Host: Katsura-san, what exactly is a Space Captain?
Katsura: That is... a captain in space.
Host: . . .

oh Gintama <3

[The Guiltiest Gear]

A forum post should be like a skirt. Long enough to cover the subject material, but short enough to keep things interesting.

Do not think of this as a promotion. Rather, I need someone to keep my position warm for me while I go and take care of the Autobots once and for all. I can count on you?- Megatron
You will find Cybertron exactly as you left it.- Shockwave
I hope not. What are you going to do with all your time? You are going to rebuild.- Megatron

from the Exodus novel(which I REALLY want to read)

[frank]

"A forum post should be like a skirt. Long enough to cover the subject material, but short enough to keep things interesting."
~GG

[Brian]

from "Roadmarks" by Zelazny:

"My name is Timyin Tin, and I have this thing about dragons. It is of a religious- "
A loud series of clumping noises, accompanied by shattering and tearing sounds from within the building, began a steady approach.
"In that case, stay right where you are," said Chadwick. "You are about to have a profound religious experience."