queenmisha1991
06-20-2006, 08:59 PM
Ok this 1 didn't look like it was on here so here I go!!!
A pirate crew was sailing on the sea when lookout in the crow's nest cried "Captian, there's an enemy ship ahead!"
The captain then cried "BRING ME MY RED SHIRT!"
So a crewmember got his red shirt and the captian put it on. They ended up defeating the enemy ship. Afterwards, the lookout asks the captian "Why did you ask for your red shirt?"
The captian replies "Well, if I was shot, the red would disguise my blood and the crew would keep fighting"
The lookout thought that was very modest.
The next day, the lookout cried out "Captian, 23 enemy ships are ahead!!!!"
The captian cries "BRING ME MY BROWN PANTS!!!!"
XD This has 2 b 1 of my favs now XD
A pirate crew was sailing on the sea when lookout in the crow's nest cried "Captian, there's an enemy ship ahead!"
The captain then cried "BRING ME MY RED SHIRT!"
So a crewmember got his red shirt and the captian put it on. They ended up defeating the enemy ship. Afterwards, the lookout asks the captian "Why did you ask for your red shirt?"
The captian replies "Well, if I was shot, the red would disguise my blood and the crew would keep fighting"
The lookout thought that was very modest.
The next day, the lookout cried out "Captian, 23 enemy ships are ahead!!!!"
The captian cries "BRING ME MY BROWN PANTS!!!!"
XD This has 2 b 1 of my favs now XD