Pick-up lines!

[Silver Winchester]

These are some pick-up lines that I heard...

If I were in charge of the alphabet i'd put U and I together!

I lost my teddy bear! Will you sleep with me tonight?

I lost my puppy. I think he ran into that cheap motel across the street.

I just had a bag of Skittles. Care to taste the rainbow?

I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?

Baby, you must be tired because you've been runnin' through my mind all day.

Baby, you must be a broom. 'Cause you just swept me off my feet!

You're like Visa. You're everywhere I wannna be!

Are you a parking ticket 'cause you got FINE written all over you!

Do you have a map? 'Cause I just keep gettin' lost in your eyes!

Hi, your outfit looks cute but, it would look even cuter on my bedroom flooor.

Baby, if kissing your language, then we got alot to talk about.

(one I just made up) You're like Southwest Airlines, you're free to around my country!

Think of some pick-up lines that you heard.

[Keated]

you've seriously heard any of those used in real life? XD

the only one I can think of this very second which I could imagine used is:

Get your coat, you've pulled

lol XD

[Silver Winchester]

yeah and I laughed at every one and kept on walking.... xD

[Keated]

lol, nice one foxxi! XD (*thumbs up*)

[Silver Winchester]

did joo c the 1 I made ^?

what? you blame them for trying, <--? but, they really need to try harder! xD

[Keated]

Lol, I don't like the concept of pick-up lines very much... i think they're generally only seriously said by people who WANT to be hated... (*shrugs*)

[Silver Winchester]

they're funny! so, you can't help but laugh infront of their faces and run off and tell your friends so they can laugh.... and I DIDN'T do that either... xD

[The Guiltiest Gear]

yeah and I laughed at every one and kept on walking.... xD :lol: :lol: :lol:

cant seem to think of any at the moment hehe

[Silver Winchester]

[quote="Silver Foxx":3n2y7izd]yeah and I laughed at every one and kept on walking.... xD :lol: :lol: :lol:

cant seem to think of any at the moment hehe[/quote:3n2y7izd]

they were funnah!

[The Guiltiest Gear]

lol

ah got 1
hey baby,lets make wonderful music together...dont remember were i herd it tho,probably 1 o my cousins :lol:

[Silver Winchester]

it sounds like you got like 1,000 cousins! are they related to Hinata and Miroku? xD

[The Guiltiest Gear]

rifk no they arent

[Silver Winchester]

well, I did fall for one pick-up line b4...

Guy: Hey, you look like my 2nd girlfriend!

Me: WTF!? ahahahahaha!

Guy: Hey, watch out!

Me: ahahahaha....Ow! *trips on desk*

[frank]

@ Silver: them are funneh!! ^^

Are girls really stupid nough for fall for that kind of baloney?

Me, I never needed pick-up lines. My natural charm, good looks, and suave, debonaire style has always been enough.

Also, I truly love the female of the species, and my eyes do the flirting and my mouth invites their kisses.

I also have lots of money. :twisted:

[Silver Winchester]

I don't care about the money!

I care about their feelings and how they will treat meh!

*steals some guys money* xD

[The Guiltiest Gear]

lol u tripped O.o

[frank]

Lemmee get this straight:

You care about /their/feelings?

You care about how they will treat you?

And you don't care about their money?

*frank pulls up in private jet, w/servants, leather, carpeteing, well stocked bar w/bartender, etc., etc.*

"Hey Silver, you want to go to Morrocco for the week-end? I've got reservations for the presidential suite and high-roller treatment waiting."

[Silver Winchester]

Yep.

Yep!

Yep!

Nice jet! Sure why not!

[frank]

Lesson #1. Pay attention class!!

It doesn't matter what they say.

Ya gotta have money.

Lots and lots of it is helpful.

Thank you, Silver, for demonstrating for the class.

Climb on aboard and let's go. I'm hungry!! :twisted:

[Keated]

although she said she'd go with you, doesn't mean your money can buy her love :P

could be she's just playin' you, foo' ;)

[frank]

Not lookin fer luv, lookin fer pick-up.

And it wurkt. She on mah jet foo'

going w/me to gamble.

Next?

[Silver Winchester]

GAMBLING!

*jumps around*

Lesson #2- Don't get into cars w/ strangers.

I didn't say anything about jets of friends' xD

[frank]

pick-up line #2

"We haven't known each other very long, but I feel that we can talk about anything."

"You are so understanding."

[Silver Winchester]

She walks away, laughing and goes to Vegas.


Lesson #3- Don't fall for those pick-up lines as the professor just demonstrated to us... just walk away and laugh...

[NP]

Oh, come on, some of them aren't THAT bad... hahahahaha...

pick-up lines never work... uh... not that I've tested, of course ;)

[frank]

Then how do you know they don't work?

pick up line #3.

"If I only had a day left to spend, I'd like to spend it with you."

[Silver Winchester]

She looks at frank.

" OMG!!! "

She blushes.

" really? "

:sta:

[frank]

"Yes, really."

"You know you have always brought a song to my lips, and joy to my heart.

How better to spend a last day than with someone who knows you so well?"

"Let me make you happy, too."

[Silver Winchester]

"aww you're dying! "

She hugs him.

Lesson # 4- act like you like the guy who's hitting on you... you never know you might actually fall in love...

[Final Heart]

looooooooool i love them really
thanks

[frank]

It was my pleasure indeed. And, if you'd like to spend a quiet hour or two in this nice little place I know, soft music , dim lights, and good wine, it would really please me. *hands a single red rose.*


That's heavy duty stuff, there!

[Silver Winchester]

*watches " Days of Our ACF " the soap opera that she created*

not bad...

[frank]

*pulls the comfy, padded chair out for Silver. piano bar in the background. soft carpeting. everything glowing from candlelight, brandy has been served.*

*he reaches over gently, puts his hand on top of hers, says softly while looking into her her glistening eyes*

I love you.


(gets 'em evry time.)

[Zelda]

I honestly don't know if I've ever heard any pick up lines...

I HAVE heard (on april fool's day 3 years ago). Wow you're hot. Would you go out w/me? *walks away laughing hysterically*

I wouldn't ever go out w/you. You're an ugly @$$ mother ****er.

those don't count. lmao.

Michael's pick up line: Will you go out w/me?
Answer: No.
*one year later, after continous attempts*
Answer: Ok. fine.

One week later:
Michael: I think you love me.
Me: And what would make you say that?
Michael: Because I know you do.
Me: ....
Michael: You got quiet.
Me: *shrugs*
Michael: You love me because I love you.

After me thinking that night I realized he was right. XD I did love him. LoL



I lost my puppy. I think he ran into that cheap motel across the street.

Hi, your outfit looks cute but, it would look even cuter on my bedroom flooor.



@1st= ? Why wouldn't you go help find the puppy? Poor guy ; ;
@2nd= *took 15 mins to figure it out*

[Silver Winchester]

She hugs frank.

" I love you too..."

She looks at him and touches his cheek.

[Rosette Christopher]

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see around here.

You sure have a great looking tooth.

Are you religious? You're the answer to my prayers.

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one. (I love this one)

My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.

Your place or your place? Because my place is a dump!

You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.

Falling for you would be a very short trip.

Don’t stop! I don’t usually get to see beauty in motion.

Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.

You’re so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.

[frank]

*looks up the wine server, who has come to fill their glasses.*

*nods in approval, watches the wine being poured.*

*lifts his wine glass to Silver.*

"May our cup of love always be so filled."

[Silver Winchester]

either I'm losing it or these pages are disappearin'!

[frank]

either I'm losing it or these pages are disappearin'!

The server is going squirrely. >.<

[Zelda]

You sure have a great looking tooth.

My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.

Falling for you would be a very short trip.

Don’t stop! I don’t usually get to see beauty in motion.

You’re so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.

*doesn't understand these ones* XD

[frank]

You sure have a great looking tooth.

[doesn't make sense to me]

My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.

[is a compliment on her figure]

Falling for you would be a very short trip.

[is a compliment on how easy it would be to "fall" in love with he}

Don’t stop! I don’t usually get to see beauty in motion.

[is a general compliment on her over-all attractiveness especially when moving--like some girls do--shmexy]

You’re so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.

[Is a very subtle way of telling a girl she is worth becoming settled , stable, and responsible.]

*doesn't understand these ones* XD

Explanations/translations are mine in the brackets.

[Zelda]

You sure have a great looking tooth.

[doesn't make sense to me]

My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.

[is a compliment on her figure]

Falling for you would be a very short trip.

[is a compliment on how easy it would be to "fall" in love with he}

Don’t stop! I don’t usually get to see beauty in motion.

[is a general compliment on her over-all attractiveness especially when moving--like some girls do--shmexy]

You’re so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.

[Is a very subtle way of telling a girl she is worth becoming settled , stable, and responsible.]

*doesn't understand these ones* XD

Explanations/translations are mine in the brackets.


oooh okies!! Thanks much. *hops away feeling all the more smarter* XD

[frank]

*hops after her and asks*

Going my way, sugar?

(which has to belike the oldest pick up line in the world.)

[Zelda]

*blushes*

*^_^* sure why not?

[frank]

*blushes*

*^_^* sure why not?

And that is proof positive that it works. LOL

[Zelda]

*blushes*

*^_^* sure why not?

And that is proof positive that it works. LOL

Well, why not? :P If I go the same way we can hang out ^_^

[frank]

*blushes*

*^_^* sure why not?

And that is proof positive that it works. LOL

Well, why not? :P If I go the same way we can hang out ^_^

And that lets all the guys know that girls have their pick-up lines, too. :oops:

[Zelda]

*blushes*

*^_^* sure why not?

And that is proof positive that it works. LOL

Well, why not? :P If I go the same way we can hang out ^_^

And that lets all the guys know that girls have their pick-up lines, too. :oops:


Oh, so was that a pick up line?

[frank]

*blushes*

*^_^* sure why not?

And that is proof positive that it works. LOL

Well, why not? :P If I go the same way we can hang out ^_^

And that lets all the guys know that girls have their pick-up lines, too. :oops:


Oh, so was that a pick up line?

Yup! LOL

[Silver Winchester]

Let me check your jeans to see if you were made in heaven

[Erk Mizuhara]

[quote="Zelda":1h8jhhyj]*blushes*

*^_^* sure why not?

And that is proof positive that it works. LOL

Well, why not? :P If I go the same way we can hang out ^_^

And that lets all the guys know that girls have their pick-up lines, too. :oops:


Oh, so was that a pick up line?

Yup! LOL[/quote:1h8jhhyj]

it obviously worked on frank lolz.

[frank]

Let me check your jeans to see if you were made in heaven

I like this one!! ^_~

@Erk: :roll:

[Silver Winchester]

Let me check your jeans to see if you were made in heaven

I like this one!! ^_~

@Erk: :roll:

I know! *checks frank's jeans* xD LMAO!

[frank]

[quote="Silver Foxx":rpcfc800]Let me check your jeans to see if you were made in heaven

I like this one!! ^_~

@Erk: :roll:

I know! *checks frank's jeans* xD LMAO![/quote:rpcfc800]

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

[Silver Winchester]

[quote="Silver Foxx":8yahy4nd]Let me check your jeans to see if you were made in heaven

I like this one!! ^_~

@Erk: :roll:

I know! *checks frank's jeans* xD LMAO!

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:[/quote:8yahy4nd]

I'm homeless... can I come home with you?

[frank]

[quote=frank][quote="Silver Foxx":1yhc76oh]Let me check your jeans to see if you were made in heaven

I like this one!! ^_~

@Erk: :roll:

I know! *checks frank's jeans* xD LMAO!

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:[/quote:1yhc76oh]

I'm homeless... can I come home with you?[/quote:1yhc76oh]

Classic. Yes you can, we'll go right now.

(can't be bummy, trashy people though. then it's as flat as a day old beer.)

[Zelda]

[quote="frank":3mt75hg8][quote="Zelda":3mt75hg8]*blushes*

*^_^* sure why not?

And that is proof positive that it works. LOL

Well, why not? :P If I go the same way we can hang out ^_^

And that lets all the guys know that girls have their pick-up lines, too. :oops:


Oh, so was that a pick up line?

Yup! LOL[/quote:3mt75hg8]

it obviously worked on frank lolz.[/quote:3mt75hg8]

rofl XD

[frank]

[quote="Zelda":1jv48koc][quote="frank":1jv48koc][quote="Zelda":1jv48koc]*blushes*

*^_^* sure why not?

And that is proof positive that it works. LOL

Well, why not? :P If I go the same way we can hang out ^_^

And that lets all the guys know that girls have their pick-up lines, too. :oops:


Oh, so was that a pick up line?

Yup! LOL[/quote:1jv48koc]

it obviously worked on frank lolz.[/quote:1jv48koc]

rofl XD[/quote:1jv48koc]

:oops:

[Zelda]

[quote="frank":1b9izdez][quote="Zelda":1b9izdez][quote="frank":1b9izdez][quote="Zelda":1b9izdez]*blushes*

*^_^* sure why not?

And that is proof positive that it works. LOL

Well, why not? :P If I go the same way we can hang out ^_^

And that lets all the guys know that girls have their pick-up lines, too. :oops:


Oh, so was that a pick up line?

Yup! LOL[/quote:1b9izdez]

it obviously worked on frank lolz.[/quote:1b9izdez]

rofl XD[/quote:1b9izdez]

:oops:[/quote:1b9izdez]

LoL I think it's kinda cute :P My "pick up line" worked on you and I didn't even know I was giving one XD

[Silver Winchester]

[quote="Zelda":13a9bawj][quote="frank":13a9bawj][quote="Zelda":13a9bawj][quote="frank":13a9bawj][quote="Zelda":13a9bawj]*blushes*

*^_^* sure why not?

And that is proof positive that it works. LOL

Well, why not? :P If I go the same way we can hang out ^_^

And that lets all the guys know that girls have their pick-up lines, too. :oops:


Oh, so was that a pick up line?

Yup! LOL[/quote:13a9bawj]

it obviously worked on frank lolz.[/quote:13a9bawj]

rofl XD[/quote:13a9bawj]

:oops:[/quote:13a9bawj]

LoL I think it's kinda cute :P My "pick up line" worked on you and I didn't even know I was giving one XD[/quote:13a9bawj]

Liz, I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me as in a sleepover? xD

[Miss_freestyle]

Well my ex said this one to me it was corney but made me laugh:

"Excuse me miss I lost my number, can I have your's?"

[Silver Winchester]

Well my ex said this one to me it was corney but made me laugh:

"Excuse me miss I lost my number, can I have your's?"

I heard that one before! xD :lol:

[Zelda]

Do these count? Things said to me.

"Come to the backroom. I want to show you something. Come on."

"Mmm can I get me somma that?"

"How's $50?"

[Silver Winchester]

Do these count? Things said to me.

"Come to the backroom. I want to show you something. Come on."

"Mmm can I get me somma that?"

"How's $50?"

I hheard all of those from the guy from mah school -.-;;

[Zelda]

lol I heard those from different people in vegas.

1st=middle aged shop owner

the second two were guys who thought I was a prostitute or stripper or something.

[Silver Winchester]

lol I heard those from different people in vegas.

1st=middle aged shop owner

the second two were guys who thought I was a prostitute or stripper or something.

that wasn't supposed to be funny! *glares at Liz as flames come from her back*

a stripper? You!? hahahahahahahah! That's physically impossible!

[Zelda]

lol I heard those from different people in vegas.

1st=middle aged shop owner

the second two were guys who thought I was a prostitute or stripper or something.

that wasn't supposed to be funny! *glares at Liz as flames come from her back*

a stripper? You!? hahahahahahahah! That's physically impossible!

*cries* I'm sorry

[Silver Winchester]

lol I heard those from different people in vegas.

1st=middle aged shop owner

the second two were guys who thought I was a prostitute or stripper or something.

that wasn't supposed to be funny! *glares at Liz as flames come from her back*

a stripper? You!? hahahahahahahah! That's physically impossible!

*cries* I'm sorry

*calms down and hugs her liz*

send me a pm!

[Zelda]

I ain't no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock.

I need someone really bad, are you really bad? *Doesn't get it*

Nobody's ugly after 2 am.

[Silver Winchester]

I ain't no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock.

I need someone really bad, are you really bad? *Doesn't get it*

Nobody's ugly after 2 am.

1st- :lol:

2nd: i get it! xD :lol:

3rd: :lol: sounds like Taco Bell XD

[Gohan]

ok you guys are relly sick minded lol :P

[Zelda]

I found those on a site...none I've used, nor used on me. ^_^;

I don't know my pick up lines. Before if I asked a guy out it was always: You're too short. sorry. Or h*** no, she's an ugly *** mother ******. (lol that was like 9,10, and part of 11, grade)

So yeah, I gave up on trying :P

[BrokenWings_Sene]

ok you guys are relly sick minded lol :P

[Silver Winchester]

ok you guys are relly sick minded lol :P

:lol1:

[Macus]

the 3 word that will drive any woman crazy


national lottery winner

[Keated]

Heh, a spambot posted some on another forum I mod:

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away.

Man - Fat Penguin!
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

[Silver Winchester]

1-5- :lol:

[BrokenWings_Sene]

Heh, a spambot posted some on another forum I mod:

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away.

Man - Fat Penguin!
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. OMG :lol1: