queenmisha1991
03-26-2006, 12:06 AM
I got 2 jokes for you.
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A duck walks into a hardware store and asks the manager "have you got any gwapes?" The manager replies "No,now get out of here!" The next day, the duck comes back and asks the manager again "Have you got any gwapes?" The manager replies "No, and if you come back and ask that question I will staple your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck comes back again. This time, he asks the manager "Got any staples?" The manager replies, "No....."
"Ok then, have you got any gwapes?"
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A Panda bear walks into a famous resturaunt. He orders the food he wants, and eats it, and as soon as he's finished he shoots the waitress and leaves the resturaunt without paying the tab. After a long time of searching, the manager of the resturaunt finds the panda bear. He then asks the bear, "This is outrageous! Why did you shoot my waitress and leave my resturaunt without paying your bill?"
The panda replies "Well, look it up in the dictionary! Panda Bear: Eats, Shoots, and leaves!"
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A duck walks into a hardware store and asks the manager "have you got any gwapes?" The manager replies "No,now get out of here!" The next day, the duck comes back and asks the manager again "Have you got any gwapes?" The manager replies "No, and if you come back and ask that question I will staple your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck comes back again. This time, he asks the manager "Got any staples?" The manager replies, "No....."
"Ok then, have you got any gwapes?"
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A Panda bear walks into a famous resturaunt. He orders the food he wants, and eats it, and as soon as he's finished he shoots the waitress and leaves the resturaunt without paying the tab. After a long time of searching, the manager of the resturaunt finds the panda bear. He then asks the bear, "This is outrageous! Why did you shoot my waitress and leave my resturaunt without paying your bill?"
The panda replies "Well, look it up in the dictionary! Panda Bear: Eats, Shoots, and leaves!"