3 Word Story!!

[Lady Vamp]

Ok this is just some random game I saw on another forum I'm on where you write three words to help tell a story. So it's like -

1st poster - He was an
2nd poster - Old old man
3rd poster - Who liked to eat
4th poster - Eggs and Bacon

And so on. Okies?

Here we go -

Porcupines like to

[Takai]

hide in dark...

[Zelda]

where they can

[Hiryuu Megami23]

eat all the

[Takai]

strawberries they find

[Keated]

growing amidst the

[Takai]

old maple trees

(don't ask since when strawberries grow there XD)

[Zelda]

and also there

[Takai]

lives little squirrel

[Keated]

who had never

[Takai]

ever gone outside

[Zelda]

because he hates

[frank]

the snowing rain

[Kharmy]

it makes his...

[Mac]

fur all knotty

[Hiryuu Megami23]

and his skin

[Takai]

hard like cement

[Lady Vamp]

and he says

[Mac]

Not the rain!

[Takai]

porcupine laughs at

[Lady Vamp]

giant dancing shoes

[Takai]

that came across

[Zelda]

his big purple

[Takai]

crazy evil eyes

[Dark Shadow]

flaming in red

[Keated]

light. This was

[Takai]

actually his imagination

[Zelda]

because he has

[Takai]

several personality disorders

[Wardishy]

not to mention

[Hiryuu Megami23]

a thirst for

[Wardishy]

chocolate flavoured milk

[Takai]

and vanilla cookies

[Wardishy]

smothered in the

[Takai]

fresh strawberry jam

[Wardishy]

derived from real

[Lady Vamp]

strawberries from Indonesia

[Zelda]

because those are

[Takai]

the most delicious

[BrokenWings_Sene]

cakes that fell

[Keated]

from the sky.

[Takai]

That being said

[Keated]

it never was

[Takai]

something he would

[Keated]

willingly give up,

[Takai]

but would fight

((wtf is going on LOL))

[Keated]

[who knows XD]

for his right

[Takai]

to eat cakes

[Keated]

whist still feeling

[Takai]

cold all over

[Keated]

because he had

[Takai]

terrible food poisoning

[Keated]

from his last

[Takai]

breakfast in McDonald's

[Keated]

who suck anyway.

[Takai]

and so do

[Keated]

vacuum cleaners, although

[Takai]

they are useful

[Keated]

In some circumstances.

[Takai]

Especially since animals

[Keated]

have a tendency

[Takai]

to sleep late

[Keated]

on lazy Sundays.

[Takai]

When they finally

[frank]

decide to get

[Takai]

out of bed

[frank]

and start working

[Takai]

so they can

[frank]

make money to

[Takai]

pay the bills

[frank]

before they got

[Takai]

in trouble for

[frank]

drinking all the

[Takai]

wine they found

[frank]

and got smashing

[Zelda]

already broken bottles.

[Mac]

over the heads

[frank]

of drunken mice

[Keated]

. This is all

[Hiryuu Megami23]

the evil plot

[Keated]

that we can

[Takai]

keep secret until

[frank]

the meepits attack

[Takai]

from beyond the

[Zelda]

early rising sunset.

[frank]

when the vampires

[Keated]

will crush their

[Kharmy]

hope and spirit

[Takai]

and make them

[frank]

turn into werewolves

[Mac]

and then they'll

[Keated]

shed hair everwhere.

[frank]

like good zombies

[Zelda]

. Now we have

[Keated]

to put a

[frank]

revolt down before

[Takai]

something worse happens

[Keated]

such as no

[Takai]

hot water or

[frank]

vanilla ice cream

[Hiryuu Megami23]

or even no

[frank]

cold water to

[NP]

their freshly dug

[Hiryuu Megami23]

holes in the

[frank]

area of IPs

[Keated]

and lest we

[Zelda]

must save the

[Keated]

cute, fluffy, EVIL

[Zelda]

penguins from hell

[Keated]

AKA prinnies, whose

[frank]

parachutes all ailed

[Keated]

because of the

[Zelda]

hail that fell

[Hiryuu Megami23]

from the purple

[Keated]

Russian Leprechaun's clouds

[Takai]

and landed on

[NP]

top of the

[Takai]

main school building

[Dark Shadow]

in which everyone

[Takai]

had boring classes

[frank]

and died yawning.

[Takai]

But then again,

[frank]

the zombies arose

[Takai]

from the graveyards

[frank]

and the vampires

[Takai]

beautiful like always

[frank]

rose in midnight

[Takai]

and traveled to

[frank]

blood-filled lands

[Takai]

of pitiful humans

[Sammy The Lovely Kitty]

to find a

[frank]

plump, tasty, donor

[NP]

Kebab, with extra

[Takai]

cheese on top

[NP]

not forgetting the

[Takai]

green pepper pieces

[NP]

which are vital.

[BrokenWings_Sene]

so we couldn't

[Keated]

go on without

[frank]

the midnight hour

[Takai]

soft piano music

((*dies after looking at BrokenWings_Sene's signature..Dark-sama*))

[frank]

while vampires hunt

[Takai]

for human blood

[Keated]

, or at least

[frank]

from pygmy rats

[Keated]

which had always

[frank]

loved vampire movies

[Zelda]

because it makes

[frank]

a good horror

[Zelda]

movie, which is

[frank]

where vampires strike

[Zelda]

back (XD) against the

[frank]

evil vampire hunters

[Erk Mizuhara]

so, be careful

[frank]

with your dentist

[Zelda]

because dentists are

[Kharmy]

sadistic when they

[frank]

turn into vampires.

[Zelda]

Now we must

[frank]

find more victims

[Hiryuu Megami23]

to prey upon

[frank]

the helplesss ghouls

[Takai]

with tortured souls

[Zelda]

that's caused from

[Takai]

commiting so many

[frank]

heinous crimes against

[Takai]

the innocent squirrels

[frank]

that ran screaming

[Takai]

through the clouds

[Zelda]

made of cotton.

[Keated]

Although this wasn't

[Takai]

in the newspapers

[frank]

because the reporters

[Kharmy]

fabricate lies to

[frank]

keep innocent squirrels

[NP]

from becoming agitated,

[frank]

and biting everything

[Takai]

in their way

[frank]

until they ruled

[Keated]

the entire world's

[frank]

supply of meepits

[Keated]

, which was greatly

[frank]

distressed because of

[Takai]

stolen coin collection

[frank]

and opened boxes

[Takai]

of strawberry pocky

[frank]

and pigged out

[Keated]

on other such

[frank]

edibles like marshmallows

[Takai]

and apple pies

[frank]

and vanilla icecream

[Takai]

with caramel top

[frank]

and chocloate chips

[Takai]

that melt when

[frank]

the dragon's fire

[Takai]

reaches them, and

[frank]

doesn't melt the

[Kharmy]

armor on the

[frank]

Russian tanks approaching

[Kharmy]

the perimeter of

[frank]

the North Pole

[Takai]

and crushing everything

[frank]

made of ice

[Takai]

and steel too

[frank]

even titanium barricades

[Takai]

because nothing can

[frank]

stop the invincible

[Takai]

army of angry

[frank]

soldier ants and

[Takai]

giant mutant grasshoppers

[frank]

eating everyone's heads

[Takai]

and getting poisoned

[frank]

by human blood

[Takai]

that was stained

[frank]

purple and pink

[Takai]

which is ugly

[frank]

and tastes bad

[BrokenWings_Sene]

and they had

[Hiryuu Megami23]

five fingers that

[frank]

that turned into

[Takai]

five hungry snakes

[frank]

that went looking

[BrokenWings_Sene]

for an Engel

[frank]

and found devils

[BrokenWings_Sene]

who wanted to

[frank]

find sultry maidens

[kaoru]

so they can

[kaoru]

so they can

[kaoru]

so they can

[frank]

ravish them delightfully

[Rain_Pixie]

and fly to

[frank]

secret pixie lands

[BrokenWings_Sene]

and then go

[BrokenWings_Sene]

and then go

[frank]

tp secret mountains

[BrokenWings_Sene]

and relax under

[frank]

soothing sounds of

[BrokenWings_Sene]

a water fall

[frank]

and tinkling bells

[BrokenWings_Sene]

as they sang

[frank]

a siren's song

[BrokenWings_Sene]

which lead them

[frank]

to three knights

[BrokenWings_Sene]

who told them

[frank]

of love and

[kaoru]

of if they

[frank]

only went to

[BrokenWings_Sene]

the park they

[frank]

thought was safe....

[Reve Noir]

and peaceful, however