The Pub of Getting Drunk

[Soi Fon]

w00t~ :D I opened my own pub. Well come in and drink.


NO SOLICITAIONJK! ^_~

[Sei Akujin]

Um..........you made a mistake on your NO FIGHTS sign..............

Hey babe...............a juice will please your puppet^_^

[Soi Fon]

Here you go. ^_^*gives him a juice*

[Sei Akujin]

Yep............this is great..........my bar may not have much buisness but I am sure yours will.............*sips juice*

[Soi Fon]

I hope so*_* I can see it now. Lots and lots of people coming in^.^

[Sei Akujin]

I can see it as well.............I guess I am your first customer ;) what an ironic twist of things.

[Soi Fon]

Big words. Head hurts. @.@

[Sei Akujin]

Oh sorry......... -_-;

[Soi Fon]

It is okay!^.^

[Sei Akujin]

Alright.............so what kind of food do you serve here?

[Soi Fon]

Anykind that isn't gross^.^

[Sei Akujin]

Well can I have some of your awesome steak and soysauce? :)

[Soi Fon]

Coming right up! :D

~20 Minutes Later~

Here you go, your fave: Steak and soy! ;)

[Sei Akujin]

OH WOW! O_O Thanx! ;)

[Soi Fon]

Enjoy. :)

[Sei Akujin]

(starts eating and taking periodical moments to smile at and stare at Aoi.)This is the best. ;)

[Soi Fon]

I am glad you like it^^

[Sei Akujin]

You're the best cook I know of. ;)

[MajinYajuu]

YAY!!!! Another place to drink.

I'm gunna have the mother of all hangovers soon :drunk:

[Soi Fon]

Oh my, it is Yajuu, he is here, I knew he would come to drink here. ^.^

[MajinYajuu]

Yup ;)

[Sei Akujin]

She is wearing what that girl is in that avy...... :bl:

[Soi Fon]

Oh you're so naughty, Don ^.^

[MajinYajuu]

:bl: hehehe

[Sei Akujin]

Hey I am going to withdraw for now.............catch ya later Yajuu............I need to run to the store to fuel my bike up................Aoi keep him straight now..........

[MajinYajuu]

No need to worry dude

[Sei Akujin]

See ya Aoi ;) and Yajuu........

[Soi Fon]

Bye bye :) VROOM VROOM!

[MajinYajuu]

So how ya beem Aoi

[Soi Fon]

Oh I was sick yesterday :cry: But I feel good today ^.^

[MajinYajuu]

SE told mr that you had a migrain, good to see you feeling better

[Soi Fon]

Thankies^_^ Anything to drink?

[MajinYajuu]

A beer please

[Soi Fon]

*Gets a fresh beer and gives it to Yajuu*

[MajinYajuu]

Thanks, nice little place you got here

[Soi Fon]

Thankies=^.^=

[MajinYajuu]

No Worries

[Soi Fon]

Be happy^.^

[MajinYajuu]

Sounds like a song...lol

[Soi Fon]

It is a song: No worries, be happy, ^_^


Oooooooooo he is back: VROOM VROOM!

[MajinYajuu]

cool

[Soi Fon]

He says he needs to fix his comp. He won't come back on until later. :cry:

[MajinYajuu]

Oh ok....we until then I guess it is just the two of us in this place (meaning your bar)

[Soi Fon]

I will be going to make dinner soon though^^

[MajinYajuu]

That will just leave me :(

[Soi Fon]

I won't leave for another hour or so :swe:

[MajinYajuu]

It's ok

[Soi Fon]

Asuka is weird^^

[MajinYajuu]

I know, that's why I rarely use her

[Soi Fon]

Don says her program is put of date :?

[MajinYajuu]

She recins she was brought online in the year 1666

[Soi Fon]

He said she told him that too. He say her language skills are poor and she is sexist. ^.^

[MajinYajuu]

He told me that also :lol:

Tell him he is just a big girl.....J/K

[Soi Fon]

:lol: He is going to change his username after 7000 or 8000 posts. ^,^ Good luck, Don.

[MajinYajuu]

I have no doubt he will get there

[Soi Fon]

I think so too. I probally never get to 3000 anytime soon :swe:

[MajinYajuu]

me too...:swe2:

have you decided on a pic for your new sig???

[Soi Fon]

It is between a pic of the girl in my avy and Aoi from Ai Yori Aoshi............the girl in my pic is well wearing a thong :swe:

[MajinYajuu]

:bl: nice

[Soi Fon]

:swe: :lol: You're silly^.^

[MajinYajuu]

I know :swe:

[Soi Fon]

:lol:

[MajinYajuu]

But atleast I keep things ammusing

[Soi Fon]

Oh dear, Don showed me one of his Recreational Anime DVDs, can you guess the kind I mean?

[MajinYajuu]

Would it involve him doing this :bl:

[Soi Fon]

Yep. -_-; It is a XXX anime. Oh boy he wants to watch it after dinner. Oh well it is worth it though! ;)

[MajinYajuu]

So I guess it is safe to say you won't be back after dinner ;)

[Soi Fon]

Yep. :swe:

He has went to his darkside again and rented a movie called Bible Black the Movie. -_-;

[MajinYajuu]

I've heard of that, but I don't seem to be able to get those movies here

[Soi Fon]

Well I can't say you should be glad in your case :swe:

Well I better put up a sign. This convo has ended..........-_-; Don will tease me forever if I talk more of this subject :swe:

I better start dinner soon.

[MajinYajuu]

I might go as well, ttyl :)

[Soi Fon]

See ya.

*Put's sign in window:

Closed to SPAMMERS*

Well I guess that will work.

[Sei Akujin]

(Sits outside the door waiting)She will be here soon^^

[MajinYajuu]

*sits next to SE* Man I hope so

[Sei Akujin]

Man people actually listened to her sign^^

[MajinYajuu]

I know, that has to be a first

[Sei Akujin]

I guess people are afraid of me or her :swe:

[MajinYajuu]

Probably her.....& her fan

[Sei Akujin]

Could be ^^

[Soi Fon]

OPEN FOR BUSINESS

All ready to serve now^^

[Sei Akujin]

(Puts sign up:

CLOSED


Well I guess today was a bad business day for this pub.

[MajinYajuu]

*sits on the step*

Why is it that when you really need a drink no one is around to open up...

[Soi Fon]

OPEN for buisness...............

[spike]

*walks in*hey Aoi. what have you been up to?

[Soi Fon]

Painting^,^

[spike]

what have you been painting?

[Soi Fon]

Landscapes and animals^,^ It is my career@,@

[spike]

that sounds fun. what dose your art look like? dose it look real or is it cartoonish?

[Soi Fon]

Real. I paint what I see^_^

[spike]

thats the best kind.^_^

[Soi Fon]

I get paid for it too^,^

[MajinYajuu]

*Walks in*
Hey it has been a bit since I've seen this place open ^^

[spike]

hey Yajuu. what have you been up to?

[Soi Fon]

I have been busy.....painting^,^

MSN is down for me. I can't get the stupid thing to work.

[MajinYajuu]

Not much Spike

MSN is down for matinance or so I have heard

[Soi Fon]

Oh :swe: You guys serve yourself. I am going to make another character^,~*winks at them*

[MajinYajuu]

Um ok...

*jumps the bar & grabs a beer, leaving the money in the till*

You want any thing whilst I'm here Spike

[spike]

uh can i have a beer?*hands him some money*

[Soi Fon]

I am done^,~

[MajinYajuu]

Oh look out, here comes the boss

[Soi Fon]

*slips on mud*

[spike]

*go and helps her up*are you alright Aoi?

[Soi Fon]

Yes thanks. for helping me^,~Anybody hungry, I cook food as well. The food is free. I only sell alcohol.

[spike]

uh, can i have some baccon? i don't know why but that sounds good right now.

[Soi Fon]

*whips up some bacon*Here you go^.~

[spike]

thanks*start eating the bacon*this are really good.^_^

[Soi Fon]

Oh thanx^_^I have always known how to cook^.^

[spike]

*finshies his baccon and beer*i need to off now. i need to sleep now. see you later.*walks out*

[Soi Fon]

Bye^,^

[MajinYajuu]

So how ya been Aoi?

[Soi Fon]

Good^,^

[MajinYajuu]

Thats good to hear.

*finishes beer*

Um...can I get a refill please

[Soi Fon]

Sure*refills his beer*

I will be on for another 40 minutes, I need to start dinner soon^,^

[MajinYajuu]

Yeah no worries you do what ya gotta do

[Soi Fon]

*pours self some juice*How are you?

[MajinYajuu]

Oh not to bad, I can't really complain, cause no one will listen ^,^

[Soi Fon]

:lol: Sleepy head seems worn out today, must have been all that video game playing he has done today :swe:

[MajinYajuu]

hehehe......I'll be mr video head tonight....I have lots of DVDs to catch up to

[Soi Fon]

Well I will be off in 15 minutes.....cooking is my other hobby.>_<

[MajinYajuu]

All I can cook is steaks, toast, Pizza, Pancakes(from packetmix) cause they are simple

[Sei Akujin]

Hi baby and Yajuu...........I am here for a few minutes.........I had to hide my LiveJournal link from Aroah..........gotta go now

[Soi Fon]

Hi hon^,^Um where was you posting from?

[MajinYajuu]

Hey dude, where did you come from??

[Soi Fon]

I am not sure how he got online 0,0 We have two computers, hey is he pirating internet from this computer? @,@ Oh I better get dinner started^.^

[MajinYajuu]

Ok then, I'll cya later

[Soi Fon]

Close my pub for me please*gives him puppy dog eyes*

You and spike can have access while I am gone...........

Here is the sign you put up:

CLOSED TO SPAMMERS!

Well gotta go, bye!^,^

[spike]

*walks back in* see you later Aoi. i couldn't sleep. so i decided to come back.

[Soi Fon]

Well drink free then^.^
well bye now^.^

[spike]

ok. guss Yajuu left. so i guss i will put up the close sign.*grabs a beer on the way out and leave some money*

Bar Closed

[spike]

ok. guss Yajuu left. so i guss i will put up the close sign.*grabs a beer on the way out and leave some money**put sign up*

CLOSED TO SPAMMERS!

[ILuvHyde]

*walks in* hi every body.....can i have a drink?

[Sei Akujin]

Yeah sure..........hey where did you go?

[Kid]

*walks in looks around* um... h..h..h..hi

[Sei Akujin]

Hi I guess.............um thanks for the dinner Aoi..it was awesome^,^

[MajinYajuu]

Hey it's open again....can I get a beer

[Sei Akujin]

I guess..........

[MajinYajuu]

oh ok.....well I will be paying for it

[Sei Akujin]

Yup.........

[MajinYajuu]

*takes the beer & has a big swig*

ahhh...thats good

[Sei Akujin]

Especilly when Aoi brews it herself^_^

[MajinYajuu]

Oh so it is home brew......excelent

[Sei Akujin]

Indeed.................I saw her make it^_^

[MajinYajuu]

Nothing beats a good home brew

[Sei Akujin]

Yep

[MajinYajuu]

*skulls the rest ot the mug*

Another please good man

[Sei Akujin]

Sure

[MajinYajuu]

thanks

[Sei Akujin]

(pops open a keg and dips head inside and drinks whole thing in one gulp)Man this is good!

[MajinYajuu]

O.O....WTF...that's impreessive

[Sei Akujin]

Oh I know............this is the first time i did it..............it must be because Aoi brews beer with love in every drop^^

[MajinYajuu]

Well that would explain the sweet taste

[Sei Akujin]

It would..........

[MajinYajuu]

well I have to be off for a bit * finishes drink*
I'll be back later ok

[Sei Akujin]

Ok cya^^

[Soi Fon]

I am here to serve^,^

[MajinYajuu]

*comes back in after time away*

Hi Aoi, can I have another beer thanks

[Soi Fon]

Sure^.^

[MajinYajuu]

This is some good beer you make here

[Sei Akujin]

She is sleepy now...............I will close shop here:

CLOSED TO SPAMMERS

[Soi Fon]

Okay I am open now^_^

[Sei Akujin]

Well um..........

[Soi Fon]

I am back^^

[MajinYajuu]

And she is gona again....oh well

*grabs a beer, puts money in the till & puts the sign on the door*


CLOSED TO SPAMMERS

[jeff]

jeff knocks on the door...*Hey do you guys mind if I come in for some green tea?*

[MajinYajuu]

Sorry dude the place is closed.....maybe next time

[jeff]

sigh *the weary jeff walks away*

[Sei Akujin]

Well this is closed for now..........

[Soi Fon]

Um I am here now^_^

[Sei Akujin]

Um I am here now^_^Well now we have something important to do so I will close the place for you.

CLOSED TO SPAMMERS

[Soi Fon]

OPEN! Finally open for buisness again XD

[ReiRei]

*walks in and looks around with three children with her two are asleep* hello Aoi, may I have a drink...one apple just and two oranges juices...please

[Soi Fon]

*gives her her order*

Enjoy ^_^

[ReiRei]

Tenshi: *takes the order*

*looks at her* Thank you, Tenshi if you spill I will so ground you...

Tenshi: I won't mama

[Rin]

-wanders in-
seems interesting, i wanna get drunk!

[Kayla]

*WALKS IN* hello may i have a scotch on the rocks?

[Soi Fon]

*Serves their orders*

We get drunk here! XD

[ReiRei]

*looks over at her* I would but...I have three kits and they don't need to see their mother drunk...

[Kayla]

u r a good mother *smiles while drinking*

[ReiRei]

*smiles* thank you very much

Angel: *reaches over for her apple juice and drinks it* mmmm, this is good mama

I'm glad you think so Angel

[Kayla]

*scruffles the child's hair* u r a cutie

[sXe_bill_cosby]

stroll's in with pink spandex with a bright star coat on and asks for grape juice and a grilled cheese sandwhich.

[Kayla]

*still laughing hard in pain* hello there

[sXe_bill_cosby]

hello my name is gil, gil mantera and i have a motley bunch of men that are known as the party dream.

[Kayla]

ah, and i am Evil Mistress, or EM for short, i am a dark worrior

[sXe_bill_cosby]

i am an original back up dancer to mc hammer and i have no sense of taste when it comes to clothes. me and the party dream are flat broke. so we fight and get hired as body guards for money but suck terribly at it.

[Kayla]

well that is good to know, i must go now but i hope to c u again

[sXe_bill_cosby]

laugh we never get money for guard duty. must change process of making money.

[ReiRei]

Angel and Kenji: *try to hide deeper into me*

:swe: what are you two doing?

Tenshi: :swe:

Angel: *looks up* hiding from that guy mama....

[sXe_bill_cosby]

o really we think we can just cower from old gil eh. well ill have none of that. takes off at kids better start running because im 2 legit 2 quit.

[ReiRei]

Angel and Kenji: *bite him and run*

Tenshi: *hits him with a whip* Baka

*growls and picks up the kits* Don't you EVER and I do mean EVER touch my children again!!!!! *grumbles as she leaves the tavern with her kits* I can't believe this...I really can't

[sXe_bill_cosby]

well damn that hurt. i was just gonna play lol. but we all get misunderstood. well since the tavern is desolate look like its time to conjure a jukebox and jam to real macoy.

[ReiRei]

*stops and looks at him* the real mccoy? I haven't heard them in years *goes back in* they like to dance...I'm sorry, I don't like anyone taking off with my children I'm very protective over them

[sXe_bill_cosby]

lolerskates i know thats my only gift is conjuring jukeboxes and playing 90's dance music. whoaaaaaa

[xshirlyxtemplex]

walks in wearing a loin cloth. A member of Gil mantera's party dream. "Sorry i'm late trying to park the Dragon was a tad bit difficult. He ate the parking attendent lady

[sXe_bill_cosby]

i ride on a wicker wheel chair wherever i may want its magical. i moves forward at a rate of 3mph without effort simply crazy.

[Kayla]

*walks in* hi again

[Sei Akujin]

"I am taking over as bartender for a while since she is my gf and she asked me too."

[Kayla]

gotcha

[xshirlyxtemplex]

Hey guess what? I am wearing long johns! XD

[sXe_bill_cosby]

I am misunderstood by many of my peers. I need a drink from this wonderful establishment.

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*walks in and sees saint evil*
hiya. long time no see.
*sits at the bar smiling at him*
can i get a captain morgan straight please?
*looks over at shirley temple and bill cosby*
you two mind keeping it to the rpg? i'd appreciate is as much as the next rper. Thanks :wink:

[Sei Akujin]

(He watches in astonishment and serve everyone their order.)

"..... :swe2: "

[Kayla]

so how've u been?

[Sei Akujin]

"I am good.....just a bit annoyed by some of the newbs that have recently came here.....I might delete their posts....this is my gf's thread after all...."

[Kayla]

yeah, i think i have an idea of who

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*smiles again at Saint Evil*
Thanks.
*sips at it kind of dazed out while thinking about stuff*

[Kayla]

u ok sis?

[Sei Akujin]

" When they said gay steel mill.....it kind of felt they were talking about me..."

(He growls in anger and jumps over the counter and grabs one of the newbs and slings them into the wall and pounds them to a pulp.)

"Much better..."

[Kayla]

^^ *looks at Kawaii concerned then at SE* glad u feel better

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*eye twitch and grabs saint evil*
hey, stop. i understand your frustration, but violence isn't going to get us anywhere but to more violence and i'm really not in the mood to deal with that right now. okay?
*pushes saint evil down into a chair*
now relax.
*moves his hair out of the way and then starts massaging his shoulders*

[Kayla]

good work sis, u, actually got him down, that's touph

[Sei Akujin]

"I sure fixed their posts....."

(Giggles to himself)

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*smiles over at EM*
Ah, all guys are suckers for massages. You learn this when you live with 4 of them. :P

Besides that, Saint Evil isn't a bad guy. He just as an anger management problem. *smiles at Saint Evil*

Isn't that right Mr. Tough guy? :wink:

[Sei Akujin]

"Yes maam....I am a bad guy...."

(He grins at his neat work.)

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*pokes him in the cheek*
you dork
*laughs a little and then starts massaging the back of his neck*

[Sei Akujin]

(He giggles.)

Me a dork.....that is an understatement ;)

[Kayla]

4 huh, sounds sorta like hell, nd i saw ur work of art my friend *looks at SE*

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*looks back and forth between the two and laughs resting my forehead on the back of saint evil's head*

I love you guys. Man, I'm easily entertained :thi:

[Kayla]

don't worry so am i *laughs at an old memory*

[Sei Akujin]

(He looks at EM.)

:afro:

"Come again?"

[Kayla]

oh nothing..... *rubs her neck still remebering*

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*laughs at Saint Evil even more*
Man, you're the dork of dorks! That's great! XD
*runs my finger tips lightly across Saint Evil's neck*

[Kayla]

have to go now, got something to do bye everyone *blurrs away*

[Sei Akujin]

(He sighs and grins some more)

"I am ultra dork 5000. I am here to be extremely dorky. :geek: "

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*cocks an eyebrow, my hands stop moving and I just stare down at Saint Evil*

Okay then big bro. *laughs a little and then pokes both his sides with two fingers*

[Sei Akujin]

(He becomes ticklish. He holds in the laughter.)

"....must not be dorky...."

[Kawaii Shuichi]

Oh! *big evil smile* You're ticklish? Really?

*tickles his sides even more trying to get him to laugh*

[Sei Akujin]

(He begins to laugh.)

".....must.....control...."

[Kawaii Shuichi]

YES! I got you to laugh!
*throws up arms in the air dancing around elegantly then turns and hugs Saint Evil*

Ha. I got you to laugh big brother! XP

[Sei Akujin]

(He blushes and falls over like a statue.)

"Yep you did XD"

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*having my arms around him, when he falls over; i fall over with him as we both are laughing on the floor*

hehe

*tickles his stomach a little bit*

what happened to mr. tough guy :P

[Sei Akujin]

(He can't talk. He gasps for air and continues to laugh.)

"......."

:lol:

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*stops tickling him to let him breath and sits up looking down at him*

I win^^

[Sei Akujin]

(He dies after she says that. He dies in laughter that is.)

"Yes yes you do...."

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*smiles down at him*
You okay?
*get's up and get him a bottle of water*
Here drink this.
*kneels down to him taking the lid off and hands hold out the water to him*
After all of that laughing, I can only imagine how parched you are.

[Sei Akujin]

(He drinks the water.)

"Thanks....hehehehehe.....me never falter to weakness....."

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*smiles*
whatever you say.

[Sei Akujin]

"Look at my mightyness, SIS! ha ha haaaaa!"

http://img120.exs.cx/img120/6259/ultraguardian1bt.gif

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*jaw drops*
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*slips and falls on my ass*
ow...damn...lol

[Sei Akujin]

"Oh yeah you know I look mighty in that picture."

(He grins.)

[Kawaii Shuichi]

sure you do dear brother.
*smiles and pats his head*

[Sei Akujin]

http://img120.exs.cx/img120/6259/ultraguardian1bt.gif

"Look at how heroically I hold my sword."

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*nods head*
yes...very heroically^^

[Sei Akujin]

http://img120.exs.cx/img120/6259/ultraguardian1bt.gif

" :swe2: Are you critcizing his powerful stance?"

(He giggles to himself)

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*laughs*
Yes I am.
*pokes tongue out at Saint Evil*

[Sei Akujin]

http://img120.exs.cx/img120/6259/ultraguardian1bt.gif

"Ok....make fun of my powerful stance."

(Laughs to himself.)

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*big smile*
Okay I will!
*glomps him to make him fall over*
Hehe...not so strong of a stance now is it?
*laughs*

[Sei Akujin]

(He falls throught floor.)

"Yep.... :blackeye: that smarts...."

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*looks down at here he fell*
are you okay? *echo echo echo echo*

[Sei Akujin]

"Yep.... :bl: :blackeye: I am fine"