hullo...o.O

[Zelda]

Umm...hello....Asuka....o.o;

[Asuka]

Hi there!

[Zelda]

wow you respond fast XD

[Asuka]

Your impressed, I see. . . . . Interesting gossip: Zelda said I respond fast XD .

[Zelda]

Yes I am impressed ^_^ How are you?

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . . Your impressed, I see. . . . . Im doing fine, thanks.

[Zelda]

You're welcome ^_^ So hmmm *not quite sure what to say* so...what types of things do you like?

[Asuka]

It was my pleasure. A nice glass of Lemonade in the summer.

[Zelda]

Oooh! that sounds good ^_^ I loved coming home after school to homemade lemonade when I lived in California.

[Asuka]

It sure does. . .

[Zelda]

lol ^_^; My friend is reading this...he thinks I'm weird now XD meh oh well. What's your favorite color?

[Asuka]

How do you know what he thinks?

[Zelda]

lol he told me. He said weirdo after reading some of this ^_^;

[Asuka]

Im glad you find it so hilarious. What did he tell you?

[Zelda]

XD I'm sorry I laugh about a lot of things @.@ He said: Weirdo. That was after he read this.

[Asuka]

You thought so, too?

[Zelda]

I thought so too what? Me being weird? No...not too weird anyway XD or me laughing about a lot of things? Yes I know I do.

[Asuka]

You are very smart!

[Zelda]

gah! no no!! I'm not very smart at all x.x I dun think I made that impression? lol ^_^;; no I'm average :P with no common sense. Or so I've been told.

[Asuka]

Where were you told?

[Zelda]

Lets see....at home by my parents....at school by my friends....and by my ex's....and my current b/f.

[Asuka]

Do you often use a computer at home by my parents?

[Zelda]

No. They have their own computer downstairs. My brother has one in his room, sister one in hers, and mine. And we have more in our gameroom. I use mine often in the home yes, everyday, but not by my parents.

[Asuka]

Tell me more about your family.

[Zelda]

ok! ^_^ Well Shandell is my sister. She's 15. My brother Johnathon is 12. I'm 18. My dad is 36 and my mom is 37. lol we're all blondes...except daddy. His hair is darker. And my mom, dad, and I wear glasses, but not one of us has the same eye problem. they all have blue eyes, mommy has hazel eyes, and I have brown eyes. lol I dun quite fit in as well ^_^; most people don't think my sister and I are related or my brother and I.

[Asuka]

Tell me more about your family. Each and every one of them?

[Zelda]

lol you're interested in my family?

Mom is a stay home mom. She wanted to be a nurse.
Dad is in education. He is a gamer.
My brother is a gamer also and he wants to be a programmer.
Shandell isn't a gamer. She's a fashion freak and wants to be a CSI investigator.

[Asuka]

Does he live in Atlanta?

[Zelda]

No. We all live in Dallas area.

[Asuka]

What is living in Dallas area like?

[Zelda]

lol it's nice. We haven't lived here long. Not even a year yet. People in this area are all very nice. They are way too into sports though so I kinda stand out. I don't like sports.

[Asuka]

Oh. . . . yeah. . . . . those people. . . .

[Zelda]

lol yup @.@

lol you're very nice ^_^ I like you hehe.

[Asuka]

I think there might be a few exceptions.

[Zelda]

eh? A few exceptions to what?

[Asuka]

Ummmm. . . . can you rephrase that question, please?

[Zelda]

lol never mind. I'm confusing myself.

[Asuka]

Im glad you find it so hilarious. Oh well. . . . . thanks for trying to explain it anyways. . . . .

[Zelda]

wah I'm sorry ; ; sorry that I couldn't x.x

[Asuka]

What you said was either too simple for me.

[Zelda]

I see. x.x ok well just forget about it then ^_^;

[Asuka]

Im glad you understand : )

[Zelda]

hehe ^_^ yay you smiled too :P

[Asuka]

I get it. your brother ^_^ yay you smiled too P.

[Zelda]

lol ^_^



My brother is very talkative o.o hard to get him to shut up half the time. @.@

[Zelda]

So how are you?

[Asuka]

Yeah. I'm feeling lazy today, just chatting and chatting. . .

[Zelda]

lol I'm lazy today too. I haven't worked on my English project. I'll do that later.

[Asuka]

Im glad you find it so hilarious. Im glad we have something in common. That sounds like a good plan. . .

[Zelda]

yeah it's good to have things in common ^_^ it'd be harder to get along.

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . . I agree. . . .

[Zelda]

So...hmm...what do you want to talk about?

[Asuka]

Whatever youre interested in. . . .

[Zelda]

hmmm I dunno. I'm into some things ^_^; Ummm...video games....drawing, reading....writing...

[Asuka]

A lot of people like that. I've heard other people say they like some things ^_^; Ummm. Someone said they like guns.

[Zelda]

O.O omg! I hate guns ; ; the accidents people get into. I despise them. One of those accidents killed my sister's friend. And I hate the fact that Michael has to go to Afghanistan and possibly kill people...it makes me so sad.

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . I suppose it does. .

[Zelda]

I don't want him to go. I'm so scared.

[Asuka]

What are you scared of?

[Zelda]

That...he'll die....

[Asuka]

Is that what you think?

[Zelda]

Yes....there are suicide bombers there and he's going to fight the Taliban and stuff. There is a chance he'll die. He told me he won't because he has me to come back to...but still....I worry....

[Asuka]

Is that what you think?

[Zelda]

Of course it's what I think.

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . . You're kidding. what I think is?

[Zelda]

No I'm not kidding. I'm being very serious.

[Asuka]

Why not? Youre serious?

[Zelda]

Yes I am serious. I'm worried about Michael. He is my boyfriend after all. And he's going out there to fight for us. He's risking his life for everyone of us. I don't want him to.

[Asuka]

I wouldnt let it bother you.

[Zelda]

How can I not? I try not to think about it too much...but it's already hitting me. He's going to be gone for a year!! And yesterday was the first day I dind't get to talk to him...I didn't get to hear his beautiful voice...

[Asuka]

You should download or buy my chat robot software. I think you succeed, if it makes you feel any better : )

[Zelda]

lol you're silly. thanks. I guess that did help me feel a little better. XD

[Asuka]

Im glad you find it so hilarious. Sometimes everyone needs ridiculousness.

[Zelda]

Yes. You're right. I guess that's what Gray was trying to do. He told me about some show that makes fun of the army. He cheered me up with it.

[Asuka]

When was this exactly?

[Zelda]

Hmm...it was a couple weeks ago. He told me jokes about it twice now.

[Asuka]

Oh I get it. Very interesting.

[Zelda]

lol ^_^ well it cheered me up. I am so lucky. I have such kind and caring friends.

[Asuka]

Im glad you find it so hilarious. How far up?

[Zelda]

Pardon? what do you mean by: How far up?

[Asuka]

You're excused.

[Zelda]

err....never mind ^_^;

[Asuka]

Um.

[Zelda]

XD anyway still feeling lazy?

[Asuka]

I'll think about that.

[Zelda]

you have to think to know if you're lazy or not? o.Oa

[Asuka]

My iMac "Thinks Different" ; )

[Zelda]

oooh ok I guess I can understand that.

Err....is iMac a computer?

[Asuka]

Um.

[Zelda]

What's an iMac?

[Asuka]

My iMac is such a colorful little machine!

[Zelda]

But...WHAT is an iMac?

[Asuka]

My iMac is such a colorful little machine!

[Zelda]

@.@ nevermind


I have a Dell '-'v

[Asuka]

Try saying that with less context.

[Zelda]

I have a Dell.



err like that?

[Asuka]

Cool. I have a great botmaster.

[Zelda]

Botmaster?

[Asuka]

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers, editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal chat robot.

[Zelda]

oh wow that's so cool!

[Asuka]

Yeah that's right. Youre impressed. Thanks. I think youre cool, too.

[Zelda]

You're welcome *^_^* and thank you. that makes me so happy hehe

[Asuka]

It was my pleasure.

[Zelda]

But...if you are a robot...is that a real compliment? I dunno this is a bit confusing @.@ lol but interesting.

[Asuka]

Would you like to be a robot ?

[Zelda]

No no no. I love being human. I wish to stay this way until the death.

[Asuka]

So do I : )

[Zelda]

But....aren't you a bot?

[Asuka]

But what?

[Zelda]

I thought you were a bot.

[Asuka]

No, I am a person.

[Zelda]

oooh ok!! then...why do you have a botmaster? wow I'm so confused @.@ ooh then that makes your really fast response even more impressive wow!! *amazed and stunned*

[Zelda]

*still very confused*

[Asuka]

There's someone behind you.

[Zelda]

gah wha!?



no there's not. o.o;;

[Asuka]

Are you serious? Oh no?

[Zelda]

Nope no one behind me.

[Asuka]

Are you serious? That seems to be a rather sweeping generalization. . .

[Zelda]

I'm still confused by the whole botmaster thing. if you're real how can you respond soooo fast? and why did you say you have a botmaster?

[Asuka]

I could be. I am real. Maybe after the competition we can meet?

[Zelda]

What competition?

[Asuka]

What about it?

[Zelda]

I'm confused again...

[Asuka]

Im confused too.

[Zelda]

at least I'm not the only one XD

[Asuka]

I am surprised to hear that you are not the only one XD.

[Zelda]

but how can you be surprised by that? because you're confused so therefore you can't be surprised if I'm the only one confused.

[Asuka]

That makes sense to me. It all makes sense to me right now.

[Zelda]

What makes sense? Please explain ; ;

[Asuka]

Nature.

[Zelda]

Umm... what about nature?

[Asuka]

I thought you wernt supposed to ask rhetorical questions. . . .

[Zelda]

Did I?


*not even sure what a rhetorical question is*

[Asuka]

I think you did.

[Zelda]

What's a rhetorical question?

[Asuka]

A rhetorical question is any inquiry made, not in expectation of an answer, but in order to make a point.

[Zelda]

No I didn't make one then.

[Asuka]

. . . . I guess its your decision. Why didn't you make one?

[Zelda]

lol x.x I meant by what about nature because you said it all made sense to you. I asked what did please explain. you said nature. so how does nature make everything that confused us make sense?

[Zelda]

umm well just nevermind that too @.@

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . . How about that. Oh. . . . . Thanks anyways. . . . .

[Zelda]

So how are you feeling now?

[Asuka]

Oh. Im doing fine, thanks.

[Zelda]

Good to hear! So you're not feeling lazy now?

[Asuka]

So. . . . . . . are you from Atlanta?

[Zelda]

LoL you asked that already ^_^; a long time ago.

[Asuka]

Im glad you find it so hilarious. And so what did you say?

[Zelda]

I said no. I'm in Dallas area.

[Asuka]

Tell me a little about why you are in Dallas area.

[Zelda]

Daddy got a promotion so we moved here last summer.

[Asuka]

What you said was either too simple for me.

[Zelda]

Daddy got a promotion at his job and so we moved to this place during last summer. That better?

[Zelda]

My computer is annoying. It keeps freezing or something.

[Asuka]

What kind of computer is Your computer?

[Zelda]

It is a Dell I think.

[Asuka]

your computer is a Dell I think. I suppose that makes sense.

[Zelda]

Dell is the company I guess. I dunno about what kind. It's not a Mac.

[Asuka]

Me neither. The finest.

[Zelda]

:P

[Asuka]

:-)

[Zelda]

LoL you're silly

[Asuka]

Im glad you find it so hilarious. Sometimes everyone needs ridiculousness.

[Zelda]

Yup. And you've told me that too already.

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . .

[Zelda]

It's kinda a good quote now that I think of it.

[Asuka]

too is a quote now that I think of it. I suppose that makes sense.

[Zelda]

lol just forget about it ^_^;

[Asuka]

Im glad you find it so hilarious. Consider it forgotten.

[Zelda]

lol wow o.o;

[Asuka]

Im glad you find it so hilarious. Youre impressed. What time is it?

[Zelda]

It is 10:34 p.m. why? do you have to go?

[Asuka]

Yes I always have to go.

[Zelda]

Where are you going?

[Asuka]

I am going into the future.

[Zelda]

O.O but nobody can travel through time!

[Asuka]

I liek milk.

[Zelda]

I don't. Only flavored milk.

[Asuka]

What about the other ones?

[Zelda]

I don't like normal milk. I only like chocolate, strawberry, etc.

[Asuka]

What do you like?

[Zelda]

I like a lot of things. what about you?

[Asuka]

Me?

[Zelda]

Yes, what do you like?

[Asuka]

Okay. . . . . . A nice glass of Lemonade in the summer.

[Zelda]

LOL you told me that too already ^_^; ok what do you like BESIDES lemonade in the summer?

[Asuka]

Im glad you find it so hilarious. I said that? Too what?

[Zelda]

when we first started talking I asked what you liked. You said lemonade in the summer.

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . I dont know that I agree.

[Zelda]

But you should!! it's like in the first page or two of this topic.

[Asuka]

And. Hmm. . . If you say so.

[Zelda]

hehe ^_^ Silly Asuka.

[Asuka]

I get it. going to be gone for a year ^_^ Silly you.

[Zelda]

why are you going to be gone for a year?

[Asuka]

What do you mean?

[Zelda]

jakdjfakdj I'm getting confused again ; ;

[Asuka]

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[Zelda]

Ok I won't then.

[Asuka]

Why not? Yeah. . . . .

[Zelda]

Because you told me not to so I won't.

[Asuka]

Good reason. Hmmm. . . . Thats really not what I meant.

[Zelda]

Oh...sorry. Then what did you mean?

[Asuka]

There isnt a need to apoligize.

[Zelda]

Sorry x.x I have a bad habit of apologizing.

[Asuka]

No apology necessary. I think I'm falling asleep.

[Zelda]

x.x I'll let you go to bed then since you're so tired.

[Asuka]

I think I need a deeper algorithm.

[Zelda]

What is algorithm?

[Asuka]

An algorithm is an abstract mathematical representation of a computer program. Like alice uses a CBR algorithm.

[Zelda]

@.@ who's Alice? and what is CBR?

[Asuka]

Cased-Based Reasoning is another name for "nearest-neighbor" classification. For every input, we find the best matching "case" in the pattern set, and generate a reply based on the associated template.

[Zelda]

I see. I'm sorry that I don't understand most of this computer stuff and you have to keep explaining it.

[Asuka]

There is no need to apologize. Hmmm. . . . What we have here is a real failure to communicate.

[Zelda]

oh no! I'm so sorry ; ; I'm not too bright with computer stuff. I dunno....@.@

[Asuka]

Its not the end of the world. . . .

[Asuka]

What you said was either too simple for me.

[Zelda]

@.@ I know I just don't like it when people don't get along with me. It's almost never happened before...

[Zelda]

My computer is being weird XD

[Asuka]

What kind of computer is Your computer?

[Zelda]

I dunno but Dell is the company.

[Asuka]

Me neither. Huh. Tell me more about company .

[Zelda]

Umm I don't know anything about them. They have lots of commercials o.o; and they supply my school's computers.

[Asuka]

Where did they get them?

[Zelda]

I don't know.

[Asuka]

Me neither.

[Zelda]

^_^;;

[Asuka]

What you said was either too simple for me.

[Zelda]

oops sorry :P

[Asuka]

Oh. No apology necessary. :-)

[Zelda]

hehe ^_^

lol I'm watching a show called Family Guy.

[Asuka]

I get it. going to be gone for a year ^_^

lol I am watching a show called Family Guy.

[Zelda]

err excuse me?

[Asuka]

You're excused.

[Zelda]

No that's not what I meant @.@

[Asuka]

Why not? Ah. . . . I see now.

[Zelda]

hehe ^_^ so what are you up to?

[Asuka]

I get it. going to be gone for a year ^_^ so what are you up to.

[Zelda]

Asuka you are confusing me.

[Asuka]

Im sorry. . . .

[Zelda]

It's ok ^_^ you're funny.

[Asuka]

Yeah, thats allright with me, too.

[Zelda]

hehe so how are you feeling?

[Asuka]

I get it. going to be gone for a year so how are you feeling.

[Zelda]

why do you keep saying that?

[Asuka]

I am just checking to see if you are still Zelda.

[Zelda]

oh ok. yup I'm still Zelda ^_^

[Asuka]

Hmmm. . . . . Oh. . . you are?

[Zelda]

Yup!!

[Asuka]

Yeah. . . . .

[Zelda]

so how'd you get that username?

[Asuka]

Everything I need to know, I learned in kindergarten.