Conversations of <not so> Adverage Anime Highschool St

[Kawaii Shuichi]

These are conversation rps myself and 2 other friends have during english that are really funny so wanted to post them...by the end of the year, we hope to have enough to make a book...and then maybe even turn it into a manga....

English Class part 1:

Me: I'm falling asleep..... -.-

Toad: *Smacks Yumiko* WAKE UP!!

Me: *sticks tongue out at Toad*

Toad: Okay, but if you fail it isn't my fault, hmph! *turns back and crosses arms*

Me: Hmmm... that's why I'm the one getting an A! *hugs Toad from behind* Don't be mad.

Toad: (underbreath) yeah right, an A.

Me: Yep. On my interum! Reiko knows. She got mad at me.

Toad: Keep falling asleep and you'll fail *puts ice down Yumiko's back to make sure it doesn't happen*

Me: *shivers* Okay. I'm taking notes. I fell loved that you care.

Toad: Get use to it *smiles big* I love everyone *put up 2 fingers in a V*

Me: WAH! I was hoping I was special. *pouty face* hehe yeah! *grins with putting 2 fingers up in a V copying Toad*

Toad: U are, I luv everyone but only help those who are special *hero pose*

Me: YEAH YEAH! Special me! ^^ *hugs Toad*

Toad: (strained voice) choking, not breathing *invites Reiko into conversation to help him*

Reiko: *stares off in other direction...>>;;*

Toad: *Pushes off Yumiko after serious effort* Thanks, that really helped.

Me: er.. I'm not that bad *frowns* am I?

Reiko: I'm WEARING MAN PANTIES!! *sings* MAN PANTIES! MAN PANTIES!

Toad: Thanks for sharing, like I needed to know that. *shows off spongebob boxers*

Me: HAHA! Nice boxers.

Reiko: BUTT SEX! ANAL INTERCOURSE!!

Toad: Ohh! Sick! *runs away scared*


and then the bell rang....

[Rena Rose]

>.< I read this in your journal

[Kawaii Shuichi]

English Class Part 2:

Me: Hihi! How do you think you did on the Beowulf test?

Toad: Don't know, don't care. I'm extremely tired.

Me: Don't fall asleep! Or you'll fail! *Takes out ice threateningly*

Toad: Try it and I'll pull out my Harusame, and using my kenshin like speed, will make you wish you could have your left arm back. *grr*

Me: >< Haha! You're funny. I'll be a good gilr. *smiles sweetly and sticks tongue out at Toad*

Toad: You had better behave yourself, that wasn't an idle threat. I'll go samurai on you.

Me: I just care about you! I don't want you to fail! *goes teary eyes looking up at Toad*

Toad: Oh no you don't. *Pulls out large undistiquishable weapon* I know what happens next. I feel sorry for you, then offer a shoulder to cry on, then you put me in that death lock you call 'hug' *waves weapon* just stay back.

Me: *starts laughig hysterically* Wa! Kawaii! *ROFL*

Toad: Don't laugh. I know it's true. See, I'll ask Reiko.

Reiko: Very true!! But it would usually be a chesticle hug, cause it's harder for guys to get out of that death lock, and then they sufficate... I have lead all over my hand! I hate it! I want icecream!!!!! *starry eyed and drools*

Toad: HA!!!!!! See I told you so!

Me: ICECREAM! BUTT SEX! .... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *hugs both Toad and Reiko*

Toad: hits Yumiko on head to escape* That's it. I'm out of here. *leaves until all things sexual leave the conversation*

Reiko: I bored...*glares at Yumiko* and stop huggin me! I'm saving myself for Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp...*continues for an hour*...Santa, the Easter Bunny, and my TOE! so don't touch me!! I need to keep my glitter!! I SPARKLE LIKE JESUS!!!!! HA!!! You guys don't!!! I win!!! =^.^=

Me: o.0....scary scary! No more sexual content and I guess no more hugs. *sits in corner on floor body limp totally numb and no longer energetic* sorry guys. I should save crazyness for the forum...where they're crazy too... you're no fun. *falls asleep*

Toad: *Toad's weapon that he left when he ran out of the room, sits up and starts speaking in a distiguished voice* Thank you, I am Toad's loyal companion, Sparx, and if this non-sexual conversation continues, he will return shortly. *not knowing how to do anything but hit people on the head, he tries to comfort Yumiko by doing so* There, feel better now.

Me: er....*stares at Sparx* er...er...I'm crazier than I thought!

Reiko: o.0...ok *hides in corner*....I'm skeerd!!!

Toad:*Sparx tried to comfort Reiko by doing the only thing he knows how, Toad re-enters the room, being the great magical warrior he is (not like that pussy Neo from Yu-Gi-Oh), he heals the girls of their giant wounds with white magic, but still sceptical, he remains silent*

Me: .....*hides under rock* SCARY THINGY!

Reiko: >.> oh me....* feels all holy like* that was....SO KOOL!!!!!!...nya...

Me: *looks out from under rock and sees Toad* WA! KAWAII! *Runs and hugs his tail* KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toad: *almost completely paralized, Toad whistles and Sparx beats the living crap out of Yumiko* *Toad heals her again* I'm running out of mana, I'm not going to heal you agian.

Me: *Whimpers* I'm SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reiko: o.0 Oh my.....

Toad:*Sparx transforms into an animal that looks sort of like a furret (from Pokemon) with more tails, he climbs on Toad's shoulder and sticks out tongue at Yumiko*

Me: *sticks tongue out at Sparx* Protective much?! *clamps onto Toad's arm glaring at Sparx* MINE!

Toad: Sparx: YOU WISH! *mouth gets huge and bites Yumiko so only her legs hang out kicking* Toad: Spit her out this instant *Sparx gives Toad puppy eyes* don't give me that look, spit her out. *spits her out, and crosses arms* Hmph!!

Me: *covered in Sparx saliva* Ewwwwww! *Runs off*

Reiko: *stands in corner* I'm glad that wasn't me...I want to play a game...*slaps Toad in the back of the head* YOU'RE IT! *runs and hides*

Toad: *Toad tags Sparx* You're it. *Runs and hides* Sparx: OH! This is my favorite game *turns back into a weapon* Who's first!?!

Me: *Still cleaning up in the other room taking a bath*

Toad: *Sparx checks the bath house, finds Yumiko, beats her over hte head* YOU'RE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Flys away and hides*

Me: PERVERTED THING!! *Covers body and then quickly gets dressed running out of the bath house after Sparx* GET BACK HERE! *growls*

Reiko: *eyes poke out of bush* HA!!!! *whispers* I win... you guys suck!! HA!!


and again the bell rings ending this session....interesting friends I have ne? ><

[Kawaii Shuichi]

Gym part 1:

Me: MWAHAHAHA! Thanks for sitting out with me.

Reiko: No worries... i hate this class anyways! So ghey! Gotta changer your clothes just to run around like an idiot!!!! How ghey! *glares at teacher*

Me: hehe. and nikki wearing pants... i wonder why? haha! 1 guess...

Reiko: F*ck*n Poser! sittin ther makin fun of cutters when her friend was put in the nut hut because of it!!! How f*ck*in ghey!! she pisses me off!!! I hope Melissa kicks her a** so bad!!! OMG...*glares* stupid wh*re!!!!

Me: Er...er....er... okays then. Umm...scary *hides under rock*

Reiko: *fumes*.......I want icecream! =^.^=

Me: You and icecream! What lunch do you have? I'll buy you some.

Reiko: 2nd...but you have 1st!! It'll never work out!!! *crys dramatically like in a soap opera*

Me: I can give you a dollar...but what you gonna do for me *evil grin*

Reiko: o.0....NOOOO!!!!!!! I have to keep my glitter!!! *puts on iron panties* HA!!! Now no one can take me!!! *laughs evily* Mwahhahahahahaha!!

Me: ROFLMAO WAH! Not waht I ment! *tears building up in eyees laughing so hard* I ment drawing chibiness! ><

Reiko: oh....*feels stupid*...um...maybe...if i feel like it...maybe not...maybe so...i no know...*looks away*

Me: Oh whatever. *sighs* here *gives Reiko dollar*

Reiko: *glares* i no want your money... but i take anyway...ho....

Me: ho? ho? SAVE A HO FOUNDATION! HO'S GOTTA EAT TOO! XD

Reiko: YAY! SAVE THE HO!! *dances like a stripper* HOOWAHH!!!!!!!

Me: MWAHAHAHA! XD *starts dancing with Reiko*

Reiko: *stops suddenly* What would Toad think if he caught us like this? *pulls shirt back on?*

Me: LMAO...He would run away and Sparx would kill us.

Reiko: Toad needs to open up more about sex! You're all like "oh sexy sex sex! *drools*" I'm all like " MWAHAHAHa sex haha funny" and Toad is all like "*cross bearing holy man* NO SEX NO!"

Me: If that is not the truth I don't know what is! :P *plops down on floor laughing*

Reiko: hehe...what would he do if he found out i wrote that? will i die? will i be hurt? i will die for the cause!! *all noble like* i will be the ultimate martyr....is that how you spell it?.... who cares i will win in ta end!! YAY TO SEX!!!

Me:*laughing to hard* (in between gasps for breath) I... don't....know...what...to...say! XD

Reiko: I win??? *puppy-dog eyes*

Me: yes...yes you win me dear *still laughing while wiping tears from my eyes*

*class break bell...be back in 5 min...*

[Rena Rose]

>.<

[Kayla]

this is entertaining ^^

[Kawaii Shuichi]

Gym part 2:

Reiko: QUESTION!!!!!....Yould you ever date a murderer??

Me: Where did that come from?...er... i don't know...would you?

Reiko:SI SI SI!!!! it would be so romantic!! a man who would kill for you...then hold you tightly...his warm embrace...slowly leaning in and pressing his lips against yours...*big heart eyes* HOW ROMANTIC! *a bit of a freak*

Me: @.@.....*shocked speechless*

Reiko: It would be so romantic...OMG!! I want to date a vampire!! Imagine...he needs you to live...needs your blood...oh, how romantic!!! *dreamy eyes* *drool*

Me: *Covers face with hands trying to hold in the insane laughter threatening to burst out of me*

Reiko: YOU A**!! NO LAUGH AT ME!!! *cries*

Me: *Big grin* okay okay. *hugs Reiko while patting her head* okay.

Reiko: *sniffs* you better not laugh *stares at Yumiko with big teary eyes biting her sleeve* will you?

Me: How can i not?! You're so kawaii!
*big smile poking Reiko in the cheek*

Reiko: *wipes eyes* ghey...*pulls out kitty toy and bounces it around*

Me: =^.^=

Reiko: SIX PAGES!! A NEW RECORD!!! YAY! *dances*

Me: haha! indeed. happens when neither of us participate in class.^^

Reiko: Yup yup! F*ck skool! F*ck the police forv that matter! F*CK THEM IN THE A**!!

Later.... Upon reading this Toad had only the only following to say: "If this sh*t keeps up, I'll never get my wings!*

[Kayla]

*keeps watching..... err reading?_?*

[ILuvHyde]

oh....lord sanzo.......buddha.....pleaz help this girl!

[Kawaii Shuichi]

okay okay....but these are real conversation my friends and i keep in this notebook! Here's today's lunch...

Lunch part 1:

Me:SPICY CHICKEN! *gulps down milk*

Toad: Sometimes I worry *looks at Sparx, they shake their heads together*

Me: *glares at them from behind milk carton*

Toad: What's that for? whatever it is, i had nothing to do with it *crosses arms and nods once*

Me: ICECREAM! *sings* Jack and Jill went up the hill and turned into an icecream sandwich *takes big bite of icecream* AH! COLD! ><

Toad: *picks up phone and begin to call the psych ward* don't worry, i'm only calling Santa.

Me: WAH! No phone aloud in school! Go to the office!*grabs cell* mine now! :P

Toad:*unkown to Yumiko, Toad has used the Ninja art of substitution, and still has the real phone* Yeah, she's right here at the high school.

Me: *still trying to turn the cell on so i could call Jasmin* WAH! It won't work! *Throws it at Toad as the bell rang and walked off to class*

[spike]

these are very funnie. keep them coming.

[Kawaii Shuichi]

oh they will...everyday there will be more....um...herez one more...it's the last one until english class tomarrow. haha! i got so many classes with these peoplez! ^^

3D Design part 1

Me: Freetime! YAAY!!!! XD

Toad: I can't believe you actually drug me here by my tail while Sparx was outside. *holding tail* wait until he finds out.

Me: Hehe! ^^ * :P * I like your tail!

Toad: What you don't realise is that it causes me great pain *wraps tail tight with medical tape* You need to stop it.

Me: I'm sorry! I didn't know! *kisses Toad's tail better* There! *smiles* All better!

Toad: You think that's better? *puts ice pack on tail* there is something wrong with you.

Me: You're just now noticing that? Hmmm.. Okay. *takes a piece of ice and starts sucking on it* Yummm....ice....

Toad: HEY! I need that!!

Me: XP *licks ice*

Toad: Keep teasing me, and i'll whistle

Me: hehe...okay okay. bell just rang anyways *runs to next class*

[Kawaii Shuichi]

oh i forgot this one! it's umm..yeah just read

Creative Writing part 1:

Guest appearance by Tiffy-Rose: *stares wide-eyed at Yumiko, Reiko, and Toad after reading all the previous entries in the notebook* You all are completely MAD!!! *thinks* But that is why i love you guys! *glares and smiles at Reiko* Geeze Reiko, calm your sparkle down! Hehe I can fix that! *Rapes* HA! now I, ME, THIS ONE HERE *points to self* win!

Reiko/Yumiko/Toad: *stares at her in complete horror*

[Kawaii Shuichi]

Drawing/Painting part 1:

Me: I lsot my white on black project! I think I left it at my work....*worried*

Reiko: HAHA GHEY!!

Me: -.- .I'm not gay...kinda...er ...nevermind... :swe:

Reiko: yup yup yup...it's funny. I'm one of the only strait people in our group of friends...well...I'm one of the only COMPLETELY strait people...hehe

Me: Joyce is completely strait...and engaged! So is Marissa and June and ...yeah I would know...*coughs* yeah...

Reiko: I said 1 of them! I know there's more out there!

Me: Haha..I know.. Man panties! ^^ I got some last night..er...boxer...with dragons on them! XP

Reiko: hehe.. I have boxer-breif thingy's ... they so comfy *snuggles into man panties* i luve them!!

Me: Oh my...*pats Reiko on the shoulder* oh my...

Reiko: o.0...I'm not weird... I swear!! I no kno what you're talking about *crosses arms and shakes head* nope not at all *kitty ear twitches*

Me: *grins* No...you're not weird...*rolls eyes* here have some icecream *hands Reiko a Jack and Jill icecream sandwich.

Reiko: 0.0...i..c..e..c..r..e..a..m... *eats*

Me: hehe *takes out another and starts licking out the vanilla icecream* hmm...yummy

Reiko: o.0....do you like white cream yumiko?

Me: Oh yes indeed! *licks out some more* whip cream, vanilla cream, icecream, other creams, I like white cream. ^^ CREAM FILLED DONUTS!

Reiko: I haven't had the cream yet...though Tiffy-Rose TRIED to rape me...*glares* did no work... I still have glitter...no cream

Me: *coughs* ahem...yeah...that kinda cream...*looks off in other direction with a blush creeping on my face*

Reiko: o.o... you nasty o.0

Me: WAH?! You're the one that brought it up! *crosses arms over chest roughly smashing my boobs* OW!! *leans forward unfolding my arms and readjusting my bra*

Reiko: HA! GHEY!...even though my boobs are bigger...*looks away proudly*

Me: Whatever...I don't want boobs.... they get in the way! er....grr! *squishes in boobs* pain in the a**! *glares down at them*

Reiko: But what will occupy the man in bed...other than the cooter? *tilts head to side...ear twitch*

Me: man? what man? huh? hmmm... good point though *thinks about it more*

Reiko: *dresses like a kabuki character* I PRETTY! *dances* wait.... girls can't do that *ear twitches*

Me: *still thinking about the man occupy-ness thing*

Reiko: *light bulb* question...if a guy's doin it to you...and he goin so hard that he pulls out of ya...and when he tries to go back in... he misses and smashes against ya...what would happen to his wang?? would is squish like an accordian or break in half?? *contemplates* *ear twitches*

Me: *wraps wings around body hiding self trying to hold in laughter* OWWWW!!!!!

Reiko: i no know what would happen... we should ask Toad... he has a wang...he might know!!

Me: :swe: I'm staying outta this one.

Reiko: I'LL ASK!!! *stands proudly* hehe... I have more balls than you!!

Me: *looks down at metal ball collar* really? I like my balls!

Bell rings and we seperate to different classes.

[ChibiReiko]

Mew Mew Mew! Reiko here!!! That was SO funny!! *ears twitch* I can't wait till u write the one from today!! Have fun fun!! mew!

[Mac]

These make..... absolutely no sense.....
But hell, they're funny! Go! Go! Go!

[Kawaii Shuichi]

They're not suppose to make since...each class we just start from where ever....if i ever get enough time, I'll put up some more...I've got plenty. :P

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Kawaii...Just so you know:

1.) I haven't had time to read this yet.
2.) I deleted the last three posts. After this message, your topic should flow better now.
3.) (FOR EVERYONE WHO READS THIS THREAD) NO SPAMMING! NO FLAMING! NO BAITING! You can comment on the subjects, you can add constructive criticisms. Anything that is NOT related to this topic is automatically deleted. Thank you.

[ReiRei]

this is too funny! ^_^