stupid blondes

[wolfboyinhell]

A blonde walks over to a coke machine and puts in a coin . out pops a coke .the blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins .she returns and starts feeding the machine madely and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. another person walks behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stoping her and asking if someone else could have a go . the blonde turns around and shoutes cant u see im winning. :lol:

[Karin Shirashi]

not all blonds are stupid.

[Rain]

:sta:

[MercutioCrow]

not all, just most.

[Keated]

hey, it's a stereotype... just like saying that the english have (*puts on upper class english accent*) afternoon tea, and scones, at 5 pm precisely, and furthermore, enjoy a jolly good game of cricket, eh-what?

(*back to what passes for normaility*) ahem... but, in any case, people are amused by the stereotype, and, as an englishman, that doesn't bother me. I don't like cricket, incidentally, thus disproving the stereotype, but i quite happily tolerate the stereotype... for a start, it partially amuses me ;)

[ILuvHyde]

i'm glad i'm not blond......blonds are such airheads!

[Keated]

my theory is that the hair colouring would obviously effect the rate at which the brain can be cooled to working temperatures... darker colours radiate heat more efficiently ;)

but hey, i just like applying physics to random stuff ^_^

[ILuvHyde]

i have dark hair so thats me smarter!^,^

[Karin Shirashi]

i have brown hair so i am not a blond, but my cousin is a blond and she is really really smart.

[Keated]

as i say, stereotypes are fun, especially for the purposes of jokes, but remember - don't take them too far ;)

[MercutioCrow]

erm, well, mr. englishman, i'm italian and here's a joke:

why are so many italians named tony?

because when they came to america they painted TO NY on the boat... :D

hardyharhar, wot?

[Lady Sano]

im a brunette, and i dunno what to say... *sneaks away*

[ILuvHyde]

ok here something that a blond might say.....here it goes
the blond: i taste purple!
me: whats it tastes like?
blond: PURPLE!
me:*defining the word idiot* IDIOT~(NOUN)-YOU!

[scarletdevil3]

my theory is that the hair colouring would obviously effect the rate at which the brain can be cooled to working temperatures... darker colours radiate heat more efficiently ;)

but hey, i just like applying physics to random stuff ^_^

:lol: ROFL! Sillyness.

[Karin Shirashi]

ok i heard this one today and this one just had to be a blond

today we were learning about The Lewis Dot Chart and in Ms. Freomming's Dad's class, a girl said "What a consequense that his last name is Dot." Even though his last name was Lewis she thought it was Dot.

[Rhoey]

I'm technically blonde. I was born blonde, I had really beautiful blonde hair. I looked like Goldielocks when I was 2. And I had blue eyes.

Through the years, my hair and eye-colour's changed.

I have dirty blonde/hazel brown hair, and turquoise eyes, which change from grayish blue to brownish green, or blueish green from time to time.


Heh, I had a classmate who had real platinum-blonde hair.

When she first started our class, one of my other classmates said:
"My God! Blondes are really idiots."
"Why?" Asked another "What happened?"
"Well...you know that girl, Hannah, well...I walked up to her and asked her; 'Are you really that blonde or do you bleach your hair?' She said; 'I don't get it.'"

Hahaha...

[Karin Shirashi]

yu have hazel colored eyes, i know that because i have hazel colored eyes.

[MercutioCrow]

true:
my blonde friend said something *cough* intelligent in math the other day.

the question was: it's june now. in 100 months what month will it be?

she was asked how to begin the problem. she said, 'Um, divide june by twelve...'

[MercutioCrow]

true:
oh- my other blonde friend said something really good.

our science teacher has an empty fish bowl on his desk. when asked why he said, 'those are my invisible fish.'
blondefriend said, 'wow, are there really invisible fish in there? that's so cool'

*__*

[Keated]

rofl! i alas, went to an all boys school until 6th form, and then took classes which, alas again, had few/no girls in them... lol... and people at my school were supposedly intelligent...

but the stories one friend told me abotu some of his classes [ones with a REALLY stupid blonde girl in... how she got the grades, i don't wanna think about...]

lol, like in, was it sociology, the teacher said something about how children start with monosyllable words, and she put her hand up and said 'Like "hello" you mean?'

when the teacher told her no, she spent the next hour trying to come up with a single syllable word :swe2:

[Lady Sano]

wow... those are some stupid blondes! haha!

[Keated]

i know... i so should have taken a doss subject, so there'd be a stupid blonde in it, damnit!

[Lady Sano]

rofl. thats so great!