TOTALLY RANDOM, etc.

[frank]

Like it says, totally random.

And Unified Rules are in effect, sort of.

Every other post can be a double post.

Posts cannot make any sense sat all.

Posts cannot be related to the previous post, unless it yours and you can double post cause it's an every other.

Confused? Good? Let's go.

Oh, yeah. Please no one worders, and don't pick on anybody.

EDIT} by frank. Roolz change are now in effect. To this extent. the above still hold--kind of--like this is a fun topic, you kno? and frank can change the bloody roolz for himself, since it's his topic, any bloody time he feels like it!!

[frank]

I can too double post. Says so above *points*

So stop picking on me.

[The Guiltiest Gear]

uhhhhh......frank is so frank its confusing X.x

[Hiryuu Megami23]

My mom's cat likes to suck on my blankets and it is really annoying.

[The Guiltiest Gear]

ROFL,you call that annoying mine wont let me get my shoes from thier claws

[Hiryuu Megami23]

I don't have a shoe problem with this cat, she doesn't like my shoes. However, she just loves my mom's shoes.

[Mac]

My cat likes my lap o_O

[Hiryuu Megami23]

I want a chincilla.

[Keated]

Green leprechauns are pwned by the purple ones. It's like survival of the least camoflaged, but with sniper rifles XD

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Purple sniper-rifle carrying leprechauns scare me.

[frank]

Between cats, leprechauns, and chinchillas, I think a monster was born in thes halls.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

what monster? I don't see a monster.

[frank]

That's because he's (iot's?) behind you. Don't look back. Just run like hell. Into my arms, of course,

[Hiryuu Megami23]

* heads for the hills instead.*

I want to be as far from that thing as I can be!

[frank]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You don't love me anymore. Want the hills instead of me?

*frank looks around*

*Runs ater Hiryuu.*

Wait for me. That thing is huge. OMG. Why didn't you tell me?

[Hiryuu Megami23]

You told me not to look behind me so I didn't know!

[frank]

Now she decides to listen. And I'm going to get blamed for this purple monster that is really Keat's fault? Keat, need you here to get me out of this one.

[Pig-tail girl]

just will be the last day of my life...but hopefully by tomorrow ill be green

[frank]

So what's the matter with lots of other colors, why green and what are you talking about about last day and all tht?

[Kharmy]

Color combitnations that have a weird psychological effect on me

-Green and Black [everytime I look at a Typo O Negative album cover my stomach hurts]
-Red and Black [seems so menancing]
-Yellow and Blue [it makes me figgity]
-Navy Blue and Grey [seems so institutional]

[frank]

Black is one of the worst colors ever, like it is always reminciscent of death--according to a color theory study I did many years ago.

The fave color amond almost everyone was blue.

Very few liked purple--reminded them of aristocracy.

[Mac]

orange?

[frank]

Breakin a thing here, but it's totally random, folks.

Orange was favored by the intellectual. It's a secondary color and has some really weird visual properties that will mess up your mind.

Don't ask how. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

[Mac]

Orange is my favourite colour o_O

[frank]

You are in luck. I don't have t kill you. I wouldn't want to do that.

[Mac]

yeah cos I'd hunt you in the Afterlife.

[frank]

In your dreams. LOL

[Mac]

I will. I promise you.

[Takeshi]

!#@dF$#t43w4reFT%^!!

[Mac]

fjghrebreibr[gbv[ [ [' bv[r409r[320rbgv98fg9[g3r9dc 0934n 8b 993=39ghodhbrd[ 9849 9 bbe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[Takeshi]

nakk itau (hello, moo)

[Mac]

nihao, Takeshi!

[frank]

Anybody got an aspirin? Make it 2. I can tell it's gonna be one of those days. lol

[Mac]

aspirin.

get addicted.

[frank]

Patience, Lord, give me patience!

[Mac]

lol.

patience is a virtue?

[Hiryuu Megami23]

That's what they want you to believe.

[frank]

I believe in me. Aspirin's got nothing to do with it.

[Mac]

o_O uhm. believe it.

[frank]

Well, you believe what you want but I know what is true and what is real and asoirin has nothing to do with it!! @_@

[frank]

And this is a countable double-post, according to teh roolz above. *points* roffels

[Pig-tail girl]

asoirin is very rare on the other hand aspirin is found on the elephant

[Keated]

can't you chase them down, using nacho-copters?

[Hiryuu Megami23]

rofl-copters maybe.

[frank]

Is that why Elephants never have headaches, cause they figured out the difference between asoirin and aspirin?

[Keated]

Of course not, it's just that the salads claimed alliegence to rasputin, while the tuna remained loyal to the tsar, loyallist pigs. Speaking of pigs, I think they're intending on forming a coallition with the chickens. This can not be good... at this rate, we may end up with KFP as well as KFC...

[Hiryuu Megami23]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[frank]

I can't believe that because the Colonel never went to Russia and the police departments still have to give their okay on the whole thing, but they are waiting for the contributory offerings to cross the palms before they will release the rights to pigs.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

No talk of KFP.....that's just scary.

[frank]

Hold that thought. I'll be right back. gotta lock up the front door.

[Mac]

o_O damn I'm glad I have a dragon for a bodyguard.

[The Guiltiest Gear]

KfP? KFC? waaaaaaaaaah im lost T.T

[frank]

whoo boy!! Caught another one! LOL. KFC=Kentucky Fried Chicken. KFP=Kentucky Fried Pig. Besides this is as it says, Totlly rAnDoM, dude. not sposed to make sense. Says so, up there, see ^ *points*

[frank]

this is frank's version of that spam thing that was flying around, except funner? Let's me dbl post legal like too, w/out somebody's shorts geting all tight. ROFLMAO

[The Guiltiest Gear]

lol i see master of mystical monkey powers

[Hara Michiyo]

There is too much cheese! Everywhere I look, there is cheese!

[Hiryuu Megami23]

I have a Charlie Brown Christmas Tree....:(

[frank]

Cheese is good. Wassa matter you don like cheese. Tastes good with mystical monkeys sitting around a sad Charlie Brown Xmas tree, which completely lost me #//#

[Keated]

Cheese, cheese everywhere... but not a drop to drink

[frank]

These pple with ak 47 carrying purple leprechauns trying to foment civil war w/ the green leprechauns really need to sit back down and rethink whether or not the sugar comes from Spain or if it's all imported with coconut shells.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

randomness is awesomeness.

[frank]

It is so total.

[Pig-tail girl]

i personally am a person who is a son of ally! ahaha :D

[frank]

any son of ally is welcome here :scratch:

[Mac]

beep.

[frank]

Who let this road-runner in here? And where the devil is tht coyote thing when you need him? NM, it's eating all those little c-4 pellets.

[Takeshi]

meepbeep!
*fast speeding away sound thingy*

[Hiryuu Megami23]

I just woke up.

[frank]

I just lost the last vestige of sanity I was trying to hold onto for dear life. And I can't find it!!

[Hiryuu Megami23]

poor frank, lost his sanity....

[frank]

Actually, I didn't lose it...ya see, I left it on the train as it pulled out of the station without me--and I can't catch up to get it back.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

If you say so.

[frank]

I thought I just did. Say so. Doesn't anyone around pay any attention to anything anymore? It isn't very expensive. Nickels & Dimes, is all.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

okay then.

[frank]

okay now

[Hiryuu Megami23]

My cat snores.

[frank]

Cats don't snore. You're making that up !!.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

My cat snores.

[Mac]

Mine snores too.

true. and very loudly.

[Pig-tail girl]

my cat sighs

[frank]

I have owned so many cats. And none of them snored, and none of them sighed, and none of them did anything except behave like cats. You guys are making all of that up.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

No we're not.

[Mac]

No we're not.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

I like to watch Onegai Teacher.

[Keated]

Mutant christmas trees are a scary prospect. But what about mutant bonbsai christmas trees? Cute, or a menace?

We'll bring you this, and more, in the 6-o-clock news!!

[now with added realism]

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Now that was completely random.

[frank]

Keated can do that sort of thing very well, and scare the pants off of you at the same time.

[Keated]

Well, I was the creator of the first such forum on ACF, until the mince pies stole it from me, evil raisin filled things!

But if they think I'm beaten, they're sorely mistaken! Oh yes! Never get between a fat man and his pies, for it may get messy.

(*evil grin*)

They shall pay! If not in blood then in mincemeat, and if not in mincemeat, then in pennies! About 12 of them! Damn them, damn them all to my stomach! Their vile treachery knows no limits!

[Hiryuu Megami23]

OMG! I think that keat has totally lost it this time.

[frank]

Not really. While not wanting to seem overly deserving, he tends to get that way ater we have talked for a bit. He always comes back down, though. Lady L it seems, has him on a teter of some kind that keeps him from going too far off.

That mincemeat pie stuff is kind of weird, even for Keat.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Has anyone ever seen a purple sniper rifle carrying pigeon?

[frank]

The pigeons that I have seen didn't need purple rifles. they had their own built in ammunition.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

I don't know what I think, I think. I just know that I'm thinking about thinking about something.

[frank]

that definitely qualifies as thinking.

[Keated]

Remember:

When handling live angels, you should always pick them up by the halo. Picking them up by the wings will hurt these delicate li'l critters, and they've got a nasty bite... hey, there's one... look what happens when i stand behind a bush, and poke it with a stick...

(*poke-poke*)

Rrrrribbet :|

[frank]

That definitely qualifies as non-thinking!! LOL

[Hiryuu Megami23]

I'll be home for the holidays!

*damn, I forgot the rest of that song....*

[frank]

huh?

[Hiryuu Megami23]

what? it's a holiday song.

[frank]

I thought it was, "I'll be home for Christmas...."

[Hiryuu Megami23]

different song.

[frank]

Figured that , already.

[Mac]

blablabla

spam is fun o_O

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Velveeta: Cheese or not?

[frank]

Depends on your definition of cheese. It isn't really cheese, but a cheese-like thing, sort of like Keated's mince (something or other: insert *fruit* or *meat* ) pies. But without wanting to be too totally random, my vote is that whatever it is , it makes a half-way decent dip, and you don't have to melt it for a grilled cheese, but it has a almost too much tangy taste like almost too salty. Break!!

[Keated]

Given the density of the average cheese, I believe that it's entirely possible to create enough cheese in about 5000 years, to create a sort of 'cheese singularity', or a black hole made out of cheese, if humanity now puts all its effort into cheese production and storage... we need to spend those species points wisely people!!

[frank]

Stephen Hawking said nothing about cheesy black holes. I'll work with you up to a point, Keat, but honestly, since when do species points need to be conserved? I thought the idea was for them to spend them, become extinct, let the dragons rule again, and then be devoured by a black hole.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

*screams*

[frank]

Poor baby. I'm sorry. didn't mean to make you scream. Maybe it's not a good idea to visit here unless prepared to lose sanity and reason. Keat nI need to put up a sign, "Enter At the Risk Of Losing Whatever Mind You Might Have." Think that's work?

[Hiryuu Megami23]

I don't think that'll work.

[frank]

Any suggestions? can't have people going around *screaming* Chases the clients away.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

It's me, they'll understand.....one day.

[frank]

[quote="Hiryuu Megami23"]It's me, they'll understand.....one day.[/quote

Maybe, but until then or at least for right now, I have to prove to my stomach that my throat hasn't been cut. I' ll catch ya when I get back. Behave yourself while I'm gone. ^~

[Hiryuu Megami23]

I always behave.

[Keated]

Hooray! I'm back, but methinsk the gremlins followed me... OR, right, OR maybe THIS was their base of operations ALL ALONG!? I mean, thinkabou'it! Fewer things went so badly wrong, or missing... ESPECIALLY missing, thinking about it, while i was THERE, but HERE... damn them! Next thing you know, the little critters will eat my mince pies! That shall not come to pass! I shall see them all smooshed before I allow that to happen!!

[frank]

Ummm. Keat? (very gently, in a soothing voice) Why don't you come sit over here in this confortable chair?
*motions to the nurse with the HUGE hypodermic and the orderly hiding the jacket to move in closer.*

[Hiryuu Megami23]

I've lost my randomness!

[frank]

Look out world. Hiryuu is looking for her randomness. A reward is probably offered. See frank.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

My mom's cat is sucking on my blankets and I can't get her to stop!!!!

[frank]

That is one weird cat!!

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Yes, yes it is.

[frank]

and horny.

[Pig-tail girl]

@@ i think i came in at the wrong time

[Wardishy]

Hello Kitty.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Hello Wardishy!

[frank]

Never a wrong time here.

[Keated]

Kittens... cute and fluffy, or the very incarnation of sin, sent by an alien race, to confuse and intruige us, by looking cute?

All this and more in the 11 o'clock broadcast, but first, a word from our sponsors...


MINCE PIES! Ooooooooh yeaaaahhhheh! Mince pies! Woaaaaahhhh! Mince pies! For teh win!! Mince pies! Woah-oooo-oooh!

Mince Pies. For a better totalitarian regime.

[frank]

Has the doctor arrived yet? The one with the BIG needle? And the nurses and the rstraints?

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Don't forget the snug white jacket that they provide as well.

[frank]

He was able to get out of that one, last time. Matter of fact, I think I'll just call my Jivaro indians from Columbia with their darts tipped in curare.

[Pig-tail girl]

ahahahahahah.........aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh the mince pies are attacking!! run run run!!! arm yourself!!! knives and forks and maybe even sporks!!! aaaaaaah

[frank]

What he (he being Keated) forgot to mention is that historically mince pies have nothing whatsoever to do with totalitarian regimes. Nor do they have much in common with kittens.

Where we do find a connection, however, is between the 2 horned unicorn and the pipes of pan. That is after all the word for bread and who can deny that bread it is that feeds the stomach if not the soul. But mince pies have proven to be much too good for the egalitarian masses and are henceforth limited to only democratic environments.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Now, say that again....this time in plain english?

[frank]

In plain English? Sorry, love, that's impossible. It's about as gibberishy as it can get in any language.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

okay, but I didn't understand it. I will have to look up the big words.

[frank]

If you do, it will only be for your education. The whole thing wasn't meant to really mean anything.

By the way, dragonet means young dragon. How young, don't know. Maybe like chibi-dragon

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Okay. And with that, I'm off to bed now. Good night all!

[frank]

Okay. And with that, I'm off to bed now. Good night all!

Good night love. I'm okay. Sleep well.

[Keated]

Wocky-flavoured chew toys for the carnivorous christmas trees?

Not while the Christmas Ninja Penguin [and Bob, the commando snowman] are around!

(*plays theme music*)

[frank]

And then came Keated to save the world by delivering mincy pies w/nasty suet that the whole of all mankind could know, in truth, why the Colonies were founded.

Rumor to the contrary, 'twas not a band of thugs, and those cast from their comfy debtor's prison, nor e'en the beggars of the streets and all such like undesirable elements of that then fine society.

But, rather, those who were escaping mincing.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

[Keated]

(*cracks knuckles, and begins typing... then gets beaten up by a pink echidna. After days of physio, starts again...*)

Ahem... I'm Back, and this time I'm filled with 900% randomness, 450% insanity, and 1000000000% made up statistics!!!!



The new Keated 2006 (c) model does not comply with any EU safety regulation. Batteries not included, this is not a toy, floatation device, or microwavable burrito. Do not submerge in liquid nitrogen. Do not expose to extremes of temperature, pressure, sports or sugar. All rights reserved by the Lyra Corporation (TM).

[frank]

Yeah, yeah. But does it come in a size 8? Ya can't expect me to squeeze into a size 7, no matter the cause.

(Elucidation for the unelucidated: Read the little, teeny, tiny, fine print. 'Twill all become as clear as your mind (?) and imagination (?) will allow.)

[Keated]

Art there others who read these most sacred of texts?

Oh dear, even to gaze upon the hallowed Random Thread is to invite madness, except to those who practice the ritual.

You know the one I mean.

The one with the dead trout.

And the green octopus. :|

Not to mention the 20,000 volts.

It was recently featured in 'What Meglomaniac?' magazine.

Anyway, if you haven't done this ritual, there's still time!!
Quickly, to the online shop with you, purchase a Random Thread Cleaninsing Kit [now only $3999 (credit available on request, nothing to pay for 1 week! Typical APR 20,000,000,000,000,000%) ]

Set includes Fish, 2 green octopi, instructions manual, and mains adaptor. Defibulator not included.

[frank]

No, please! Anything but the Thread Cleansing Kit.

Casting my oysters among earls is what ye be doin, sirrah and tis not appreciated.

And for the initiates (there still are one or two left, aren't there? Used 'em all up? Told ya 20,000 was way too much, dude.) this part of the ritual must wait for the return from the graveyard.

And you forget to mention the postage amount. Draw play!!

[Hiryuu Megami23]

I'm totally confused now.

[frank]

Good. It helps immensely if you are going to post n this thread.

God forbid that any of it should be sensible. Actually, quite a bit of it really is, but you need to tap into Keated's and mine particular insane sense of humor to understand.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

well that counts me out, I don't have a sense of humor, or so I'm told.

[Keated]

Everyone has a sense of humour.

True, sometimes it includes thumbscrews, but even so...

In times past, those individuals would become Inquisitors, or perhaps join the french foreign legion.

Now... they become customs officers. With rubber gloves :|

[Hiryuu Megami23]

what is the french foreign legion? I mean really? Don't they have an army that can fight? Why do they need a foreign legion?

[Hara Michiyo]

Can I go to the toilet please?

[frank]

Nope! No toilet for you. You entered, you knew the risks, you stay. No pottie breaks round here. :lol:

French Foreign Legion started in 1831. Is called "foreign" because it allows foreigners to enlist. Is very rough and tough bunch of men, lots of mercs (mercenaries), very harsh discipline, has always distinguished itself for bravery and courage.

@ Muh Huny: Sure you have a sense of humor. At least I can tell when you are humoring. Mostly. Eh, I think I can. Can't I? Someone help me here!! LOL

[Hiryuu Megami23]

I have no sense of humor....let's just face it. The medications wiped it all out.

[Keated]

Green... Asparagus... it comes for me, waits for me... in the darkness of men's minds, it's always there, waiting... it KNOWS, and what's worse, it KNOWS you know it knows!

There's no hiding place from the judgement day, hark, i hear the day of 1000 Soups approaching! Quickly, to the brocolli mobile!

[frank]

Yes, indeed, Sir Keat. That qualifies as well, perhaps better than most, as being one of the most totally random rondomnicities yet.

Not enough, however, for qualification into the bucolic hall of fame.

Like it says under the Coca Cola thingy: "Try Again"

Really means, "buy another one, suckah!"

[Aya_Mikage]

I hate it when your in class and it's dead silent then your stomach growls so loud and everyone turns to look at you cause they think you farted no matter how hard you try to tell them you're just REALLY damn hungry ;_;

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers.

[Frey Willhazen]

goble dible bubly boo!!!!!

[frank]

I knew this was a mistake, a big mistke. But did I listen? Noooooo!!!! I had to go ahead and start this thing anyway.

Now we we wars w/ AK 47 carrying leprechauns, etc.

Where will it end? When is the better question.

Place your bets, ladies and gents. Place you bets.

[Keated]

More persons have come to undertake the enormity of this thread. This is good. That so many are now here makes the weight of the world so much less. Curious, the more there is, the lighter the thing becomes, no? Counter intuitive perhaps, disregarding the possibility of holes. Underneath their empty exterior is there still some spacial entity? A sort of non-void within the void? It's really rather vexing to think about, but if i can get my thoughts to collaberate correctly, then who knows? World domination is always a step away tomorrow, for tomorrow marches at the exact same rate as today, infinately onwards, ever out of reach, yet tantalisingly close. Perhaps one could sleep until the next step is but a step away? Perhaps one could even sleepwalk, until the next step is behind one? But then how does one know what the step thereafter is? And lest we forget, two three and four, for if one leaves them out, they may ultimately rebel against one. Needless to say, this would be bad for one's health. Afterall, two's company, three's a crowd, and four's a downright thug.

[frank]

Keated, if I hadn't suspected it before, I know it now. The rigors of your position within these hallowed (please take note the word "hallowed" not "hollowed" was used) have taken an undue toll upon your usual self. I fear that the toll extracted has caused you undue concern, which may be as it should be, being an undue toll, but still one would hope for an equilibrium to achieve it's perfect state of balanced center by having equal weight and/or mass upon each end; which, however, when questioning the matter (or non-matter, as the case may or may not be) of le hole, considering that the implied reference was to le hole noir, it is to be considered that normal laws of space, and time, and motion, and such like physical considerations do not apply. With these simple thoughts in mind, then, it is to be considered that any such plans, or non-such plans, for world domination are still dependant on the army of AK 47-carrying leprechauns. I rest my case. (it has become weay, indeed)

[Mac]

the **** are you two talking about? can't even be bothered to read all that. ><

[frank]

Good, because it contains our plan for world domination!!

[Hiryuu Megami23]

I didn't read that, too many words.

[frank]

We got 'em on the run now, Keat. time to bring in those ICBM type reinforcemtns.

[Keated]

Waffle-Irons.

Waffo!!!


Sugar... withdrawl... symptoms... finished the last of it today... need... more... WAFFO!


But they have a dark side... like chocolate, which could be their undoing.

And is Tumeric a seasoning of some kind? Who knows, much less who cares. I know sure as hell ain't frosty that there's no seasoning called an 'Elder'...

unless, that's merely what they want me to think, no, know... U = BTL!

[frank]

Just when I thought I'd found an ally to truly dominate the entire WORLD, not just one little island up there, his rubber band snaps and the props stop spinning. Better put on yer chute, Keat. Ground's comin up mighty quick!!

[Keated]

Hmm... what if you DON'T pop... what if you remove it slowly, or even cut the thing in two with a lazer... THEN can you stop?

Who am I? I wonder... i wonder indeed.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

The "Who are we?" question is on a lot of minds now a days.

[frank]

To sound totally simplistic and non random, we are who we are. Nothing more, nothing less. The real question that most of us and those around us have trouble with is, "What Are We?"

As a who, I can only be be me.

But as a what, I can be many things.

[Rain_Pixie]

confusing random posts...get them my pet monkeys!!! XD

[frank]

Pet monkeys? On my thread? Doing whatever it is that monkeys do when not in cages or in the jungles? You wouldn't! Would you? :swe2:

[Keated]

Fly my pretties, fly! Muahahahahahahahahahaha...

wait... these are just regular monkies, with gliders stapled to their backs.

and they're dead...

and quite smelly, now I come to think about it...

but it seemed a good idea at the time :|

[frank]

Give em back to Rain_Pixie! I don't want no smelly, dead monkeys lying around here. Next thing you know we'll have buzzards calling. Then won't the value of this property go down!!

[Rain_Pixie]

WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Dead, all dead!

*buries them*

I want a banana...

[frank]

Keated's in charge of dispensing food items around here. But I think he'll most like favor a pie of some kind. Mince, they call it. Weird. *frank walks away shaking his head*

[Rain_Pixie]

Mince? Mice! Are there mice in your mince pies? ^_@

[frank]

Mince mice pies? I'm not sure about that one. But, knowing the Bitish, they probably do, just won't admit it is all.

[Keated]

(*pulls out a banana-bazooka*)

who called for the bannanas?

(*Starts firing them around wildly*)

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha!

I shall attract new monkies, to swell my legions of undead winged monkies!

Now alls I gotta go is learn necromancy XD

[BrokenWings_Sene]

most of that reminded me of the chickens in franks pyramid

All tose chickens getting eaten by all those valtures

0_o

[frank]

Thanks BrokenWings for that delightful image. We got Keat going banana berserky, and birds trying to eat buried monkeys, while Rain_Pixie is trying to snag a ballistic banana. Cool.

[BrokenWings_Sene]

ah
couldn't think of anything to say so just put down the first thought that came to mind when I read some of the pevios post.

[frank]

I should have dedicated this thread to BrokenWings. Seriously! Stop looking at me like that. This a good thread. Everyone can infect everyone else with some kind of madness nd everybody feel good about it. Now is that rndom or what?

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Or what.

[BrokenWings_Sene]

The sun is the candle maker's worst enemy we must rid the world of the sun Candlemakers Unit

[Keated]

What is it that you seek?

No one knows, least not you, never until it's found, and even then, rarely, very rarely, is it realised, for most of the time, we look, whilst not being willing to see what's before our eyes, in this chaos we cling to the small rocks of sanity, of order that we find, whilst ignoring the LARGER picture... the fact that there IS no chaos... just an order encompassing so much, so wide, that at our low elevation, we can barely see any of it, can barely make out a tine fraction of the pattern.

When will we see the pattern? Only when we want to, and not before, only when we're willing to really see and understand all that is laid before us in this once eden-paradise we all call home, but for how much longer?

Being lost in a sea of chaos isn't so bad as being lost in a sea of order. Not nearly so bad. For the chaos, which technically is part of a higher order, is resilliant enough to be accepting, even inviting, whereas a sea of cold order, of logic, of pure pattern, will always reject you, unless you started as the pattern, unless you are part of the intrinsic design, as you are with the sea of chaos.

Is anything truly random, therefore? How can it be, when the more disorganised a thing seems, the higer the magnitude of the order it truly belongs to... are we deluding ourselves, are we TRYING to hold back our understanding? No, I don't think so. In truth, while scared, moreover, we are curious. While we want to know though, we don't want to know enough, as there are always some who are quite content with the darkness, with mediocrity, with leaving things exactly as they are, even if it's broken, although I'll admit 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it' holds a certain charm for me.

In the end, it's not the chaos that'll consume you. It's The Order.

[Forgotten-Nobody]

CAN'T SLEEP, CLOWNS WILL EAT ME!!!!!!!

[Keated]

Dark circles move silently through their sheathes of the night, while the hippo dances serenely... it's almost magical, how the formulae, the formulae, they glitter and twinkle like the constellations.

[Forgotten-Nobody]

Dancing cows will sing this song... Do Dah, Do Dah...

[frank]

Or what.


On second thought, or possibly a third or fourth, and after reading Sir Keated's most wonderful offering of sublimity beyond purpose if not reason, then it is possible that even I, yes even I, may have to admit that an error was made. The error being the matter of a dedicatory comment, but since none was, in fact, made, there can be no error can there.

The CIA, FBI, INS, DEA, etc., as well as Pinkerton's and M-5 & 6 will deny they operate on a basis of culpability for both: omission & comission. You will be damned if you do, and held equally guilty if you don't.

In the final analysis, dancing with hippos may not be such a bad thing after all, as long as you remember not to get underfoot.

[Forgotten-Nobody]

Do not place a Scratch and Sniff sticker at the bottom of your neighbor's pool.

[frank]

Why not? Will it scare the fish away? Or does it really depend on the sniffing? Will a Scratch & Sniff thingy work in water, anyway? Especially swinning pool water with chlorine, muriatic acid, etc? How about at the deep end?

All relevant questions that require answers.

[Rain_Pixie]

*throwing bananas into the pool*

We need a volunteer to test franks theory thingies! ^_^

[frank]

Was that a question? I will accept it as such and tell you frank is a non-volunteer for any such theories.

Why is Rain_Pixie throuwing bananas around?

[BrokenWings_Sene]

why ?????????????????

[Keated]

Why not? Sometimes we seem constrained by rules, wanting to know the whys to everything, but if the universe were meant to be uerstood, it would have come with an instruction manual.

[frank]

So would babies, but that doesn't mean that they shouldn't be treated carefully. A handbook of knowledge is just not the way of things. But it is the way to compile as much knowledge as possible about any given subject. And by so doing, your path will be much eased and that of who/whatever you come into contact with.

Which is why I need to know why in the bloody h*ll is Pixie chucking those nanas. Huh?

[Hiryuu Megami23]

I have no clue.

[frank]

None?

[The Guiltiest Gear]

i have a clue*gives frank a clue* ^.^

[frank]

He has a clue. *gives frank his clue*

Now he doesn't have a clue.

Is going to join the clueless club?

*frank hides his clue so it can't be taken back.*

[Keated]

Loving turtles. Magic or myth? Afterall,we have turtle doves, and doves are a symbol of peace and love. therefore, proven, since doves even rhyme with love.

Any questions class?

[frank]

Only one, teacher (?) Squishie (ROFFLES).

Did you present your credentials before or after they allowed you to assault the youth of this world, this way, in this manner, with these terrible tragedies of triumphant tyranny?

Psst! It's called alliteration.

[Keated]

Ahem: always avoid alliteration, actually :P

[Forgotten-Nobody]

Favorite Female Fighter! GO!

IN HONOR OF THE CHICK PEA!!!

[Keated]

Oh noblest of legumes, for thy name art similar to that which we all must strive in this eternal strife that is in fact life.

[Forgotten-Nobody]

Raven really really rolls around in round red rocks. XD

[Keated]

(*sings*)

all i need to do, is click on you and something something something way, and we'll never ruin eachothers day, 'cos something something i forgot XD

[frank]

I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. Ya post anything around here that even looks like fun and everybody pounces on it like a hungry chicken going after a runaway kernel.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

PINBALL!

[Forgotten-Nobody]

Clickty clack, don't talk back. OR I'LL KICK YO MOODY BUTT OUTSIDE!!! in the cold...

[Keated]

woaaoooaaaaaaaoooooaaaaahhhh...

(*forgets rest of song*)

(*looks around*)

(*eats cookie*)

you still here?

(*runs*)

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Bye squishie!

[Keated]

(*runs so fast, runs into back of self*)

of all the quantum metaphors, in all the multiverse, I had to walk into mine :-|

[frank]

"There she goes, just awalkin down the street,
singin doo wah diddy, diddy, dum, diddy doo."

*springing forth erotic fantasy images of swaying hips, fragrant perfumes, and....never was the word, No, known.

[Keated]

Yeah, you think that, but... she's a man. :P

certainly if you use the old meaning

[Forgotten-Nobody]

I am soooo totally stoked. Toads... stoked... umm... what was I saying? O_o

[frank]

better leave them toads alone. looked what they done to yer Keat. XD

[Keated]

Wurble wurble schlup?

[BrokenWings_Sene]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Keated]

2 and 1 quarter badgers please, crispy, with extra vulture oil for flavour... mhm...

or, to put it another way, 36 hotdogs :P

[BrokenWings_Sene]

cash or cheak
paper or plastic?

[Keated]

cheek, shoulders knees and hair, knees and hair, cheek, shoulders knees and hair, and... BLEH! I am SPATULA! bleh bleh! I vant to suck your tomato juice!

[frank]

Keated, Uni has done some VERY strange things to you!!

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Calm....repeat....calm squishie!

[frank]

Both of 'em. Bouncing off the walls. Him around here, Lyra in the Shoutbox. Those two are up to something. I can feel it in my bones.,

[Forgotten-Nobody]

Ok, here's the earth... *draws big circle, and then a little one next to it* That's a sweat earth you might say... WRONG!

[Hiryuu Megami23]

WTF?

[Wardishy]

People say dogs are mans best friend. I disagree. Most men would prefer weapons. They can't pee on you and disobey commands.

..............NUKE!

[frank]

I think there are some astronauts that would disagree with that. Nukes don't pee on you, true, they just blow you all to hell.

[Keated]

Maybe YOUR weapons don't pee on you... disperse my loyal battle monkies! Do my bidding and bust a cap!



to me, it suggests biological weapons... not like viruses, since they don't pee.


or DO they!? maybe that's the only reason you get sick, 'cos you catch something from bio-weapon pee?

Don't you aggree, Pee-Chan?

[frank]

Keated, I am beginning to really wonder about the effects of absence from a certain young lady in your life. As in not right next to you to minister to your needs with day old fish and whoopee cushions.

Presson, mate. Press on. and with good fortune, the pee will fall on someone else.

[Keated]

Sleep is the culprit...

go sleep, i choose you!

(*throws a sleeping-gas-grenade, painted up in red and white*)

[frank]

And the American Bald Eagle, which is on the endangered species list, btw, grabs it up, gets peed on, then gets peed off, and drops the grenade back into Keat's lap. O.O

[BrokenWings_Sene]

four more minutes on the computer NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
make that three -_-

[Keated]

sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeep

i feel better now XD

(*goes on rampage, using ICB Minnows*)

[BrokenWings_Sene]

loging out.
bye.

[frank]

byes, BW :(

[BrokenWings_Sene]

And yet she comes back the next day. ^^

[frank]

she's got, she's got, she's got, she's got the feeling....that ACF feeling?

[Keated]

she's got it, yeah baby she's got it?

[frank]

We'll have to wait, I guess and ask her.

Hey, BrokenWings, what's with this got stuff??

[BrokenWings_Sene]

I dont know I got confused by it.

[frank]

okay. just Keated and I were wondering is all.

[BrokenWings_Sene]

:? but ..... never mind

[Keated]

Is it? But, then, if it is, then does that mean...?

Perhaps it does, who can tell? If not, even having this thought, is this any better than...?

But still, it could be the lonely environment of my thoughts, perhaps? It could be that it's just...?

But what if these are things i need to think? What if this is another part of fate, as was everything before it? To try something, only to realise it won't work? I don't think it's broken, but...

Perhaps it just needs a slight nudge in a better direction, setting different goals, for without being challenged, why should we improve ourselves? Overall acceptance is good, but in the specific...

Yet is this a problem? Is this hypercritical? To even ponder about such things? Perhaps these are thoughts that need to be, simple BE, not nescesarily...

A thought experiment. Could that extend reality to the correct extent? All previous have failed, but who knows? I know I don't, and I suppose there would only be one way to find out.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Menah Menah! Dodo dododo. Menah Menah! Do dodododo.

[Keated]

Could comedy ever become a religion?

Is Bill Baily like a shorter fatter jesus?

All these questions, and more, answered in this weeks 'WTF is Keated thinking!?'


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[frank]

Both of you!
Stop it!
Right now!
You're going to scare them off before we've even had a chance to smare them properly!
And I don't like raw meat!

Keated, as for you: check out the info from Asuka on "our" (hers and mine) page 374.

I should just quote it into that AI thread.

[The Guiltiest Gear]

ROFL

yes u should just quote frank lol

[frank]

if i did i'd probly delete her. lol