TOTALLY RANDOM, etc.

[frank]

yousa beda tek a pill @ Misha-misha.

And look, a WOOFER in our midsts again. Does it get better than that, folks. You'll just have to pay your dollare to find out.

End, Chapter One.

[Keated]

Hmm... giant paperclips... the mind boggles, but less than the game, 'boggle', which is surely, by definition, the most boggle-fied anything can be?

[frank]

Hmm... giant paperclips... the mind boggles, but less than the game, 'boggle', which is surely, by definition, the most boggle-fied anything can be?

Don't know about no paperclips, except them that tell you an attachment is attached to your attachment. Don't know about no 'boggle,' either, but am willing to accept your definition of being the most boggle-fied anything can be.

It is understood, however, that by so defining a "thing" it gives it a "universality" that extends beyond any quantum leaps. LOL

(and if anyone can connect those dots, I'll give them a Gil or three.)

Maybe.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Hmm...I wish that I knew the randomness of my own inner workings, but they seem to elude me at the moment. Why is that? When you want to define something the most, you can't seem to find the words? Like Define the word "IS". Sure, you can define it as a state of living or a place or position. But Really....what does any word truly mean? What does any of it mean? If you get what I mean....

[frank]

For these, and similar weighty questions, dear Hiryuu, it is suggested that you present yourself to our Oracle and wisdom-wise entity of ACf.

Namely Asuka.

[queenmisha1991]

For these, and similar weighty questions, dear Hiryuu, it is suggested that you present yourself to our Oracle and wisdom-wise entity of ACf.

Namely Asuka.Very true.....she loves milk...or should i say she lieks meilk......or howeve rshe says it :lol:


BUTTERNUT BISCUT....why is food always random? and why does Pudding always make me laugh?


OMG I'm Cosmo in the flesh...and opposite gender XDDDDDDDD

[frank]

Ah do you believe we are about to witness the first human atomic bomb--or helium or hydrogen--because the explosive power has finally been discovered: Sex Change!

[queenmisha1991]

Ah do you believe we are about to witness the first human atomic bomb--or helium or hydrogen--because the explosive power has finally been discovered: Sex Change!hahahahahahaha.....

I think I'm just a clone gone horribly wrong XDDDD

[frank]

The attack of the clones! Help!! quick Keated bring up your purple leprechauns and the ak 47 with all the bazookas.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

NO NOT THE LEPRECHAUNS! ANYTHING BUT THAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[frank]

Hiryuu, you know better than to do that. Shame on you. Now shrink it back to where it was. Or not. As you choose. I need to be careful, here, folks. This is Admin country <.<. Where you're liable to get smited for looking at the wrong people cross-eyed. :sta: LOL

[Hiryuu Megami23]

I didn't realize how many O's I let loose there. But you get the idea now.

[Sarah]

Something must have happened that I didn't understand. But that's not anything new. Some of the other members and me share a lot of things in common.

[queenmisha1991]

Something must have happened that I didn't understand. But that's not anything new. Some of the other members and me share a lot of things in common.MY GLOMPER!!! ^^ *megaglomps* Mesa missed that ^^

sooooooooooooooo........the purple penguin leprechauns of Keated will attack me, eh?

Well I have my own army....

ATTACK MY EVIL GREEN BUNNIES MUAHAHAHAHA XDDDDD

[Keated]

No! The green bunnies! Clearly they are covered with some sort of... ultra-moss... or something >_>

[clover natsume]

the bunnies are green cause they grew mold, like old bread o.o ewwww

[Hiryuu Megami23]

Home grown penecillian! Wootness all around!

[Sarah]

Something must have happened that I didn't understand. But that's not anything new. Some of the other members and me share a lot of things in common.MY GLOMPER!!! ^^ *megaglomps* Mesa missed that ^


So did I , Misha. *big huge hugs glomps* :oops:

Was it all right to do that? the rules around here seem to change all the time.

"Squeeeeee!" *glomps misha again.* Sorry, couldn't help it ^_~

Oh my! Random? Well let's see what I might be able to come up with. It isn't easy you know just spontaneiously coming up with something random that makes any sense at all. Especially not after frank kept me prisoner in his smelly old cave that he thinks is so wonderful. Yes, he did!! I wouldn't lie about something like that. Well, no, I didn't really mind. It was just the idea that every time I started to walk towards the entrance to get some fresh air or look at the sunshine, that stupid dragon growled at me. Well, isn't that what dragons do? this one, whatever it's silly old name is, growled at me.

And let me tell you, some of the things that go on there. He and that Melarik whoever carry on something terrible. Just like there's no one else around and the world was made for them. And that silly dragon is always flying off to go play with a silver dragon and a gold dragon that belong to someone else around here.

I've never seen so many dragons in my life. You would think this is a forum for dragons and not for humans. Honestly. And you can't get a word in edge-wise or any other kind of wise. Noooooooooooo. You just get shushed like a silly child and get told to go sit in the corner or read a spell book or practice making some charms. Boring!! I really don't know why he stays my best friend. Something about him that I can't stop from liking.

Do you know what I mean? I think you do. And that angel faerie of his that has the same name as I do--OMG :oops: :oops: Talk about carrying on. The things I culd tell you about what I've seen. But I can't. It's none of my business, really. But he never treats me like that. *sigh*

Was that random enough, Misha? I think so.

[frank]

Yes, Sarah. Thank you very much for that short entry. No go back to my mountain. Which is not a cave. It is a luxurious, well-appointed magickal place for all myfriends.

[queenmisha1991]

Something must have happened that I didn't understand. But that's not anything new. Some of the other members and me share a lot of things in common.MY GLOMPER!!! ^^ *megaglomps* Mesa missed that ^


So did I , Misha. *big huge hugs glomps* :oops:

Was it all right to do that? the rules around here seem to change all the time.

"Squeeeeee!" *glomps misha again.* Sorry, couldn't help it ^_~

Oh my! Random? Well let's see what I might be able to come up with. It isn't easy you know just spontaneiously coming up with something random that makes any sense at all. Especially not after frank kept me prisoner in his smelly old cave that he thinks is so wonderful. Yes, he did!! I wouldn't lie about something like that. Well, no, I didn't really mind. It was just the idea that every time I started to walk towards the entrance to get some fresh air or look at the sunshine, that stupid dragon growled at me. Well, isn't that what dragons do? this one, whatever it's silly old name is, growled at me.

And let me tell you, some of the things that go on there. He and that Melarik whoever carry on something terrible. Just like there's no one else around and the world was made for them. And that silly dragon is always flying off to go play with a silver dragon and a gold dragon that belong to someone else around here.

I've never seen so many dragons in my life. You would think this is a forum for dragons and not for humans. Honestly. And you can't get a word in edge-wise or any other kind of wise. Noooooooooooo. You just get shushed like a silly child and get told to go sit in the corner or read a spell book or practice making some charms. Boring!! I really don't know why he stays my best friend. Something about him that I can't stop from liking.

Do you know what I mean? I think you do. And that angel faerie of his that has the same name as I do--OMG :oops: :oops: Talk about carrying on. The things I culd tell you about what I've seen. But I can't. It's none of my business, really. But he never treats me like that. *sigh*

Was that random enough, Misha? I think so.

Lol.....I think that was pretty random XDDDD *megaglomps*

[queenmisha1991]

Something must have happened that I didn't understand. But that's not anything new. Some of the other members and me share a lot of things in common.MY GLOMPER!!! ^^ *megaglomps* Mesa missed that ^


So did I , Misha. *big huge hugs glomps* :oops:

Was it all right to do that? the rules around here seem to change all the time.

"Squeeeeee!" *glomps misha again.* Sorry, couldn't help it ^_~

Oh my! Random? Well let's see what I might be able to come up with. It isn't easy you know just spontaneiously coming up with something random that makes any sense at all. Especially not after frank kept me prisoner in his smelly old cave that he thinks is so wonderful. Yes, he did!! I wouldn't lie about something like that. Well, no, I didn't really mind. It was just the idea that every time I started to walk towards the entrance to get some fresh air or look at the sunshine, that stupid dragon growled at me. Well, isn't that what dragons do? this one, whatever it's silly old name is, growled at me.

And let me tell you, some of the things that go on there. He and that Melarik whoever carry on something terrible. Just like there's no one else around and the world was made for them. And that silly dragon is always flying off to go play with a silver dragon and a gold dragon that belong to someone else around here.

I've never seen so many dragons in my life. You would think this is a forum for dragons and not for humans. Honestly. And you can't get a word in edge-wise or any other kind of wise. Noooooooooooo. You just get shushed like a silly child and get told to go sit in the corner or read a spell book or practice making some charms. Boring!! I really don't know why he stays my best friend. Something about him that I can't stop from liking.

Do you know what I mean? I think you do. And that angel faerie of his that has the same name as I do--OMG :oops: :oops: Talk about carrying on. The things I culd tell you about what I've seen. But I can't. It's none of my business, really. But he never treats me like that. *sigh*

Was that random enough, Misha? I think so.

Lol.....I think that was pretty random XDDDD *megaglomps*

[Hiryuu Megami23]

wee! wind mills are fun!!

[queenmisha1991]

wee! wind mills are fun!!And so are trampolines XD

[frank]

Only if you are Cervantes Savadera. Or something like taht.

[queenmisha1991]

Hey......flying can be fun too....

Now if I can only get those mechanical wings to work lol

[frank]

One set of wrenches coming up!!

[Keated]

What if one uses a wrench on a screw?

A screw-wrench?

Sounds a little like skew-wif to me... a little TOO MUCH... which is another way of saying squiffy, which blatently does NOT mean drunk, but rather means that the object in question is a tad askew, but NOT a skewer, would be too pointy, AND sounds a lot like sewer, or at least is spelt like it...

Which as everyone knows, is in fact filled with crime-fighting ninja-mutants of the turtley teenage variety. And a rat sensei.

[queenmisha1991]

What if one uses a wrench on a screw?

A screw-wrench?

Sounds a little like skew-wif to me... a little TOO MUCH... which is another way of saying squiffy, which blatently does NOT mean drunk, but rather means that the object in question is a tad askew, but NOT a skewer, would be too pointy, AND sounds a lot like sewer, or at least is spelt like it...

Which as everyone knows, is in fact filled with crime-fighting ninja-mutants of the turtley teenage variety. And a rat sensei.Don't forget a lot of empty pizza boxes....and a cool vehicle XDDD

[frank]

All right, who ate the pizzas? And why is the air-conditioner turned on in the car?
Don't you know that it makes the petrol (in deference to our British brethren) to mileage ration go way up?

[queenmisha1991]

lol.....I blame Keated XDDD

[Reve Noir]

ehh.. i'll blame my dog for the rising gas prices, the solomon island tsunami, and global warming.

[frank]

Dogs have been known to do many adverse things. Including starting wars as in, "Cry Havoc! And let loose the dogs of war!"

[Reve Noir]

indeed? but what of cats?

[frank]

Cats fall into a separate category. But what of them?

[Reve Noir]

do they also start wars like those dogs?

[frank]

They might have. Wasn't Anubis a cat god for the Egyptians. And I think cleopatra had a thing about cats. And witches have to have cats. It's part of the folklore.

All of these and more can be isolated and held responsible, indirectly, for starting wars.

Meow!!

[Reve Noir]

ahh your wisdom enlightens all..

which do you prefer, wise frank, dogs or cats?

[frank]

ahh your wisdom enlightens all..

which do you prefer, wise frank, dogs or cats?

you're teasing me. which is okay. I have had both dogs and cats. big ones, little ones, papered animals and mongrels, all the same. You accept them into your life and they take part of your heart.

[Reve Noir]

ach.. im sorry if i was offensive.. didn't mean it that way ^^

true. its the matter of accepting into one's heart..

--------

so anyone like coconut?

[frank]

no offense taken. don't mind being teased by some people. other people just take it too far or carry a barb under the veil of apologies. I don't consider you as one od those.


Cocnuts are okay. Don't mind coconut, itself, but don't really care for it like shredded as a garnish or as an ingredient for anything.

Plain old coconut is fine, as is.

[silence]

I like coconuts!!!!!

ur except when they fall on ur head...
then they are not so like-able XDD

[frank]

Are we still on coconuts here? Lets move on to something more edible than coconuts. Which reminds me of thing that happened many years ago. We were filling a green coconut with liquor for a coconut/alcohol drink. the flesh of the coconut kept absorbing all the alcohol Finally we broke the coconut open to eat the meat. OMG that was the most powerful stuff in the world. LOL

[queenmisha1991]

I don't like coconut's too well...idky....

But one thing i do like is Chocolate. Chocolate is always good....and Ice cream...and cheesecake....


why am I talking about food again?

[Reve Noir]

indeed. chocolate is always good..

hmm.. so wuts up with the weather lately? anyone got a clue? maybe mother nature is angry

[Keated]

There are more coconut related deaths than shark related ones.

Especially when there are ninja coconuts>_>

[frank]

Ninjas
Sharks
Weather
Cocnuts
Chocolate
Death
Food
Ice cream
Cheescake
Nature
Anger

These seemed to be the major
concerns expressed in just the
three topics above. What in world
would we do if we had consider
more than these. We are all
addle-pated enough, as it is,
without suffering any more
attacks on our rational abilities.

xd xD Xd XD :P :P :P

o_O;;

[Reve Noir]

o_O
O_o
>_>
<_<

i think this is the part where mr. Mac should appear..

[frank]

Which is exactly why he won't.

Doesn't want to apprear predictable, don'tcha know.

[Keated]

He needs a dramatic entrance.

(*goes to the store and buys some drama*)

What? My evil twin's lover's cousin's baby is really me, and my evil twin is really an android-clone!? Lesly's the one who started the fire and Angus is actually Water-Dude!?


damnit...NEVER buy 'discount drama' -_-''

it's just weird.

And seems to require timetravel.

Off SCREEN time travel.

[frank]

I knew there was a reason I opened this thread. Not for me. Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. It was to allow all and ssundry to be able to let us know what was on thier minds--or off of it--and enrich our well-spring of knowledge.

Except about buying drama. I knew THAT all the TIME. Except if you go into the past, then you can be more selective about the quality of even discounted stuff. Because it already happened, you see.

If you go into the future, then try to bring Mac's drama back into the present, there 's no telling what shape or form, etc., it might have as it becomes the past, affecting the present, which impacts on the future.

Even ninjas know this. I certainly do.

"Yes, doctor, that looks like a nice, comfy well-padded room. Is it okay to bounce off the walls?"

"Splendid!"

"Not Splenda, dummy!!" "Splendid!"

as in Splen did. I saw him do it.

*begins to test the bounceability of the walls.*

[Reve Noir]

^ talking about the room where disturbed people go to? (the one with the cushiony walls?)

i want to visit one of those before i die.. bounce around like a ball in there *sigh*

so in simple terms... [mr.] Mac is never predictable/ always unpredictable correct?

[frank]

It don't get much more random thatn that, folks. 'Course I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole. Liable to get *poked* that way. Except I think all of the forking sporker *porkers* have left for a bit.

Or for lunch.

Or for the Easter egg hunt.

Maybe for church services?

How should I know what they went for? they just wanted to leave this rubber room.

[Rain_Pixie]

*dazed from being on a boat for days, with the heat beating down without mercy*

STUPID PARROT! Stop mocking me! Captain, I think your crew is on the verge of mutiny!

*falls on her back*

The sun is laughing at us..

[queenmisha1991]

Not only the sun, but the moon is laughing too.

Or the sun could be laughing at the moon or vice versa...

Personally, I think it's the martians who are laughing at us.....ok ok not my idea, but that end of the world video is one of my favs lol....


I hate hackers btw lol

[frank]

I think even hackers hate hackers. It seems like they all want to compete to see who is the best and baddest at the expense of everyone else's sanity.

[Rain_Pixie]

Wah! Where's the potatoe salad! I put it right here on the deck of the boat...

*turns around and sees frank*

O.O Nobody move...there's a Warlock driving the boat.

[queenmisha1991]

lol O no not again!!!

quick! someone call boat patrol! My client isn't supposed to drive that yet! lol

[frank]

Who said I was driving? I don't drive.
Anything!
That's what people and things around
me are for. To drive me and to take
care of me and to make sure that I
have lots to drink and eat and music
and so I can concentrate on the important
things.

Like casting spells and divining the
future and rescuing maidens and
charging around in the night skies
scaring all the peasants with Shoden.

But someone better pay attention
to this thing because if you're not careful, who or what ever is driving it/us is going to
crack us up on that beach over there.

*points* See?

Besides, my Agent won't let me drive.
Boats anyway. Says it's bad for my image.
And any smart client never argues with his agent.

[Rain_Pixie]

*the boat crashes*

AAAHHHH!!!

*is knocked off the boat. somehow the boat takes frank and misha away, but pixie stays on the beach, now covered in sand and very dizzy.*

Oh....stop LAUGHING YOU STUPID SUN!

[queenmisha1991]

Good frank.

....but how are we going to get off of this boat? o.O

[frank]

What boat? We are on Cape. And we need to go back and rescue Pixie before she hurts herself.

C'mon Cape, let's go back and get another passenger.

[Reve Noir]

*laughs with the sun*

[Keated]

(*guitar twangings + blues brother outfit*)

Got a spare one if you'd care to join me frank XD

[frank]

Got a spare what? guitar? outfit? Blues Brother? twang? thanks all the same, but I think I'll pass on that one and let you enjoy all the glory, applause, ddonations, contracts, swooning ladies--hrmm on second thought, you can have all except for the ladies. I'll take them as payment for my agent services.

[Rain_Pixie]

*takes out two drumsticks and does a drumroll on Keated's head*

Keated...is your head hollow? o.o

*smacks his head with the drumsticks*

Nope! ^^ and uh..sorry for hitting you ^^;;

[frank]

And that's about as randon as it's going to get around here, folks.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

*starts gnawing on frank's arm.*

hehehhe

[frank]

Look out! Hiryuu's in a hungry mood tonight.

[Hiryuu Megami23]

*continues gnawing on frank's arm*

I am not hungry, just bored.

[queenmisha1991]

Hungry? Who's hungry? I'm hungry


I want pie.

No, keated, not that 3.14blahblahblah #.....real pie lol

[Reve Noir]

pie? what kind of pie? apple? strawberry? watermelon? salt?

hey ms. Megami, how does frank's arm taste?

[Keated]

*takes out two drumsticks and does a drumroll on Keated's head*

Keated...is your head hollow? o.o

*smacks his head with the drumsticks*

Nope! ^^ and uh..sorry for hitting you ^^;;

:-O

ZOMG! Who told you!?

Someone has broken the first rule of the empty head club haven't they!?

And it tastes like left, which is not as different rom right as one would imagine, unlike two.

[frank]

I'll have you know, my arm does not taste like salt. Either one. right or left. At least that's what I've been told about those two. The othr two, I can't realy say for sure. I mean I don't go chewing on my own arm now, do I?

[Rain_Pixie]

Do you? o.o

xD

*looks around suspiciously at what Keated said*

You know too much...I'm sorry Keated.

*takes out some yarn and needles*

I have no choice but to...knit you a BAD SWEATER! :twisted:

[frank]

But look, it fits!

[Keated]

Everything except the third arm... why is there a third arm hole?

Ah... it's the neck :-|

[frank]

Now then, sirrah! that won't do, that won't do at all!. My neck is not an arm and it certainly doesn't go into or through the third arm hole. It goes thorugh the neck hole. My arm goes through the third arm hole. The third one that is.

[queenmisha1991]

wouldn't the third hole be also for the tail?

[frank]

Always with the smart aleck remarks. Got a real thing about monkeys, that one does. If you had a monkey, and if it had a tial, and if you wanted that monkey to put his tail through the shirt then you might need a tail hole--no disrespect intended, I just don't know what elseyou'd call it. but then you'd have a thingy jiggy with 4 holes.?

[queenmisha1991]

Hmmm.....maybe.......


On the other hand, why don't you just put leggings on the shirt and call it pajamas XDDDDDD

[frank]

lol

And there ou have it , ladies and gentlemen, a good cross swexction of the inds of thigs that go on (or off) at acf, out home away from insanity. don't even try to ask me speel properly. It's late and Im cross-eyed and can't be bothered. LOL

[queenmisha1991]

Lol hold your applause I've got alot more where that came from XDDDD

[frank]

applause? Who said anything about applause? Don't you know that around payment is delviered in monkey sock. withholes in them for the tails.

[Reve Noir]

if the payment-sock has holes in them, wouldn't the contents fall out?

[frank]

Not really because the hole is for the monkey tail which is attached (hopefully) to the monkey that is in the sock. @_@

[Rain_Pixie]

Sir, we've got to get those reports. This place is heavily guarded. Can you do it?

[frank]

You? As in me? I? Can I do it? Silly girl!! of course I can. I can do anythihg .>.> except spell when i'm lazxy like right now./

so what is it that youwant me to do aagain?

[Rain_Pixie]

Evil ninjas have taken the secret recipie for hershey chocolate and they plan to taint it. You must get those papers (it's a very complex recipie.). It's HEAVILY guarded...can you do it?! Then be off!

[frank]

Sorry, I can't do that. I sold the Hershey secret formula to those ninjas with an oath- blood promise to never come after them for it.

[Rain_Pixie]

o.o

That's it!

*chases frank with a sledge hammer*

[frank]

*transforms into multiple franks and calls Shoden who becomes many Shodens, and dthey all put _Pixie into an energy bubble lke a force field you know, and she is trapped until her air runs out. Then maybe someone will come along and take pity on the gasping, dying soul and let her out. Maybe. * :LOL

[Keated]

If you have applause, and a pause, then sound wise, is the only difference L from Death Note?

[frank]

Yes.

[Sarah]

This stupid thing ate my post. And it was long and meaningful. What a waste of time!

[silence]

I'm back!!! now let me leave again so I can do a repeat speach XDDD

[Keated]

I hate when computers eat things...

I hunt the great White 3.5", Moby Disc, who ate my coursework darn 5 yar ago.

(*holds up giant USB flash memory, shaped like a harpoon*)

Rarrr!

[frank]

I suppose that qualifies for random entry,
but I don't understand what good a
mem stick is going to do when you
can't plug it in?

I've got ten million
whatever it is that comes after that
bif one giga something, on mine and
it sits there, laughing at me.

Course
there's so much incriminating evidence
against so many people that if they
knew I had it and hadn't erased all
the saved and otherwise stored info
during my turbulent times, goo d
times, too, here they'd want to kill me.



Ransom is the way. Random ransom.

I haven't decided yet what the penalty
value is for some of the info but it's all
damn incriminating .

Didn't know I was
a asuper spy, eh? Lousy typist, too but
the point is I still can put many of our
unsuspecting brehtren away for a loooooooooooooooooooongish time. LOL

[Reve Noir]

mem sticks are overrated.

[frank]

And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. The voice of random reason enters in to calm this furor and pat this fevered brow with cooling cloths so fine.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"Twas on the batlefield, you see, where stricken soldiers lay about in tattered rags, with equal tattered souls.

Their bodies, too, it seemed did suffer grievous wounds and hurts.

But of all else, their fevered brows did cry for soothing touch and healing hand.

When from the mist arrived, a seeming soul of mercy, with good cargo of the pure white cloths.

To each and every one, she paused, laying cool, damp cloths upon their brows.

Then once their fever gone, she touched each cheek and kissed each lip.

Leaving healed soldiers ready to meet their heaven."

[Rain_Pixie]

*listens to what frank said, then cries a few tears.*

*turns around and suddenly becomes very angry.*

Waiter! Where's my corndog and root beer float, I'm been waiting for an HOUR!

*she turned her attention back to frank, as if expecting him to go on.*

[Reve Noir]

oh i am sorry Madam. here is your corndog and root bee...

*spellbound at the words of frank*

[Keated]

But what about the whattiss and the whassitt... a terrible tale

[frank]

It happened on a night not long ago,
the tale of the whattiss and whassitt.

Whattiss did want to travel wide
Whassitt preferred the home.

The argument it raged into the
early hours of the morn.

Whattiss and Whassitt neither one
Nor the other victorios or triumphant.

Whattiss fell down in a dead faint
Whassitt soon followed after.

When the milkman came a knocking
Nary sound of normal bumble did he hear.

Instead a silence, like none other
That spoke of death upon the wind.

He opened wide the door to find
The bodies of the Whassitt and Whattiss

Locked in death's own final grasp
One to go the north, the other south.

the tale as it is truly told is used by
Parents, teachers and the like to

Warn their charges of the perils
Of the discord in their minds.

[Reve Noir]

those poor Whattiss and the Whattiss..

[Keated]

Their fate was sealed from the moment of creation.

Except for the quantum. There's ALWAYS quantum.

[frank]

Quantum sounds like something that really belongsa in an old wizard's spell book or Book of Shadows or Necrome--something.

Incidentally, I took my soldiers up above and I took Whattiss and Whassitt, put them both as separate poems and they are now receiving high praise along with the rest of my other works, of course. *cough, cough*

I'm not sure if I should give thanks to Keat & Noire for some of the indrect motivation for all of that.

Funny how a writer's mind works, sometimes. Sometimes it doesn't-- it just kind of lies a pool of thiught , looking at itself saying, "Okay, boss. Now what?"

[Reve Noir]

*coughfrankisapoetcough*

[Keated]

(*coughI'mcoughingcough*)

[frank]

Doctor!!

[queenmisha1991]

Doctor Doctor
give me the news
I've got a...Bad case of loving you....

lol...only song I could think of w/doctor in it XDDDD

[Keated]

Dr. Jones, Jones, calling Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones, wake up now.

:P

anyone who lived through the 90s in the UK should be cringing about now ;)

[frank]

I don't think that's very polite--to be talking about stuff that no one knows anything about. Like me. Explain poease at the risk of being turned off. Who is Dr. Jones?

Shoud I know him?

Do I want to know him?

What's he all about anyway?

Second thought, nemind. don wanna no.

[Reve Noir]

Dr. Jones, heal my cough please

[Keated]

A song by... was it Aqua, or the Cartoons?

80% sure it was Aqua... lol...

I have it on my PC at Uni, for the 90s party I had, if anyone wants to be subjected to it XD

[frank]

A vague recollection of something stirring in these convolutions of something that came out of the U.K., sometime back.

A song. Yes. But not the Beatles? And was it Dr. or Mr.?

Or was that a different one? Having to do with a Mrs. Jones?

Senility has set and is making it's rapid way throughout all that is critically important.

*The loss, the pity, the sadness, las tristesas, le triste, how can I explain this to my parents?*

1 rubber room coming up!!

[queenmisha1991]

Hmm......I have no clue.....

Jones is a very popular name, it's possible that there's more than one mrs. Jones...o.O lolz

[frank]

I think the Beatles did a number that had the name Mrs. Jones. Don't remember that well. Early hah senility.

[Reve Noir]

the glory days?

[frank]

I don't remember that is the extent of my knowledge: a vast storehouse of information about everything and none of it will ome forth and be recognized and allow me due credit for having a brain.

[Forgotten-Nobody]

My mom's last name is Jones. xD




Earlier deduction:

Its okay for me to poke fun at mac, cuz he probably pokes back when I'm not around or not paying attention. xDxDxD

[queenmisha1991]

Poking people is fun, especially when they dont expect you to poke them back when they poke you first XDDD

This is a lesson I learned from friends in school haha

[Keated]

sometimes a long stick is needed for poking :P

[frank]

and sometimes a short one works just as well.

[Reve Noir]

a fork would be more effective

[Forgotten-Nobody]

*attaches a fork to the end of a short stick thats attached to a longer stick and pokes ppl with it*

mwhahahahaha! >=]

[Keated]

'tis teh ultimate pokar :O

[Forgotten-Nobody]

*throws cards at everyone*

you know, playing cards... the kind you play Poker and the suck like with...

[frank]

eh? didn't quite catch that one. wanna run it by again, see if it changed color. I told you not to mess around with them porking forks. o_O;

[Forgotten-Nobody]

*tapes an Ace of Diamonds to franks forhead*

Hey everyone! Wildcard!!!

[frank]

"at least I'm not a Joker, like some people I knowl" prsent company excluded, of course.

*refuses to stare and glare at any one one. let them figure it out for themselves.*

Ah wan mah queen. mah queen of hartz, pleeeeeeeeezes?

Yup, randonm is as random does and round here there lots of random be. o_O

[queenmisha1991]

Which is why it's called:

TOTALLY RANDOM

no?

[frank]

Yes. If you will go back to page 1, you'll see who authored this most excellent thread.

ME!!

^_^

That's about as random as it can get.

[queenmisha1991]

Yes. If you will go back to page 1, you'll see who authored this most excellent thread.

ME!!

^_^

That's about as random as it can get.True I remember you did start this topic lolz

[frank]

110% correct at least if not most that is i hink os at least i thought so amoment ago didn't i i 'm pretty sure idid i'm almostposititve i did as a matter of fact i distinctly remember doing thatit was on a sunny s\day i thinkno it wasnt are yousure well then on what day was it oh a rainy day no wonder everyones so glum why don't you cheer up and letsd have a party no one brought cvooiesthen for petes go get sene and ask her to bring osme cookies and fetti and olike that so we can parteh.

[Forgotten-Nobody]

What happens in Wonderland… stays in Wonderland.

O_o

[frank]

It better, or else we're all looking at a very samll rubber room.

well, as they say in some dubious circles, "3 hots and a cot." LOL

[Reve Noir]

lol. mmhmm.

ㄱ_ㄱ

[frank]

Which, of course, is street talk for at leaast two advantages of being imprisoned: 3 hot meals and a place to sleep. "3 hots and a cot." lol The price, however, is more than most people are willing o pay even if the incarceration is "free." It does cost the U.S. government about $40,000 annually for each prisoner maintained. that's a lot of scratch, jack. And ain't none of it comin my way. >.<

[Forgotten-Nobody]

Stalking summer streakers on streets.

o_o

[frank]

while waiting wistfully without wandering wily widgets. ^^

[Forgotten-Nobody]

Mac for president!

He will pwn @ll.

[frank]

ya think? Paawn shop is closed until further notice.

lolsies.

[silence]

six sad shieks sixth sheep's sick

say that six times fast XDDDD

[frank]

Mel!!!! Well!!!!! ROFLMAO OMG. No I refuse. I can hear it already.

Now this is a places dedicated to S P A M. Even double-posting. Once per go-round though. But yeah, here is all kinds of crazy stuff.

Almost like the SB but different which means it's not like it at all.

[Forgotten-Nobody]

Mel for president!

Wait... she'll tie your tongue in knots. o_o

[frank]

Then she gets mah vote. Isn't that all our president shave done?

[Reve Noir]

and they tied our brains into butterfly knots

[frank]

butterfly knots are thngs of beauty and of ultimate creation. It isn't believed that any president could do something like that. However, he could have his speech writers do up a doozy for him and he could stand in a field of butterflies trying to convince them that they were really eskimos and should fly north for the summer.

[Forgotten-Nobody]

keated for president!

oh wait... there goes France O.O

*puts on sunglasses while watching giant mushroom cloud*

cool B) radioactive french fries!

[frank]

eats a lot of anti-radioactive pills so eh can enjoy french fries turned into american fries.

Did Hussein ever pay france that 16 BILLION dollars they owed, or did we pay it for that stupid country. Both of em stupid but france worse to not ally with for a lousy 16 billion bucks.

guess they're hard up or something. we could always auction of the Statue of Liberty and get them the money that way.

ah, hell, just give it them, like we always do. >.<

[Forgotten-Nobody]

*watches the radio active french fries mushroom sigh*

um frank you may want to step away from the angtsy fries O_o

[queenmisha1991]

......*picks up mushroom french fry*

Ooooo yummy! *eats and turns into radioactive woman*...


....oooooo....I'm all glowy! XDDDD

I shall save the planet!!! *blows radioactive blast at tree and it crushes into dust*

....if I don't kill it first.

[frank]

amnt angsty am frrank, tyvm. lols

[Reve Noir]

we may need some nuclear pharmacies..

[frank]

without the nuclear physicists?

[silence]

why're there be a flying whale in my bathtub!!!!

quick get the anime!

we must operate!!!!

[frank]

LOL

[Forgotten-Nobody]

Who stuck a "Giga Byte Me" sign on Mac's back? O_o

[queenmisha1991]

Who stuck a "Giga Byte Me" sign on Mac's back? O_oProbably the cyberbully lol

[Reve Noir]

LOL. giga byte me XD

[frank]

this is a very strange world in which we live when people actually want to have their tushies chomped by gigas. Can't even spell prooperly, either.

Enroll now in frank's school of proper spelling. Make more money than a plumber, be respected by everyone, you desrve this opportunity, don't let it pass you by! call now ......

[Forgotten-Nobody]

Cat, I'm a Lyra cat
And I rant, rant, rant
And I rant, rant, rant

x3

[frank]

This poor thread is quickly becoming so unravelled it doen's even look like anything I imagined. You know--a forum where peace and dignity and quiet converse could be had by all.. Where silliness and idiocy was put aside. where the true maturity and intellect of our membership could shine and thrive in mutual ..................

And mostly where there weren't any rants of any kind by any body about any thing for any one to see any where, etc. ^_^

:P

[Forgotten-Nobody]

*writes melarik's name in honey on a bun and sticks on frank*

melarik's hunny bun =3


:lol: :lol: :lol:

frank, you GOT to show mel this xD

[frank]

*writes melarik's name in honey on a bun and sticks on frank*

melarik's hunny bun =3


:lol: :lol: :lol:

frank, you GOT to show mel this xD

If I do, she'll try to lick it off! :oops:

Actually that might not be a bad idea! Stick it on! LOL :twisted:

[Forgotten-Nobody]

roflcopter!

*pat mel on the head*

you got your work cut out for you, hun...

just as long as he doesn't make you dress up as a bee and do it xD

[frank]

roflcopter? sweet! lol

I'm not going to make Mel dress up at all!! Whoops. Back that one up charlie, didn't sound right.

Lyra, you should be ashamed of yourself. ><

[Forgotten-Nobody]

Wha...??

What I'd do?

O.O?


*sticks a pickle in frank's ear*

kosher 8)

[frank]

I'm glad you remembered that I like sweet gherkins.

Yum. thanks.


What can I do for you?

[Reve Noir]

gimme some humbugs, please

[frank]

one or two? and did you want some of our bah to go with them?

[Keated]

Fisherman's Friend.

But are they REALLY?

More on this at 10.

[frank]

I can't wait, but do I have a chooice.

When did ourr home page get filled up?

[queenmisha1991]

when this topic came along?


How about them flying porcupines eh?

[frank]

No, no, no, no. There's all kinds of links on the home page now. Go look.

Google in Images, Animechatforums.com and lo and behold: all kinds of stuff.

[queenmisha1991]

O......


lolz


(I spammed I know >< lolz)

[frank]

O......


lolz


(I spammed I know >< lolz)

LOL Is not possible to spam this topic. It was designed and intended for all of us spammy spammers to spam to our hearts content.

Spam away!! ^_^ :lol:

[Reve Noir]

spam to the nth power.

[frank]

works for me.

[queenmisha1991]

2xpie is 2x the pie so you should share!

[frank]

Why? I want to be 2x greedy. LOL Besides, I'm very, very, very hungry. :(

[Reve Noir]

i'm very very very thirsty :(

[frank]

and i am ver, very, very hungry. Matter of fact I'll fight off the ants that are competing for the cookies at my table and so not be so hungry. lol

[Reve Noir]

ants are troublesome.. although they are better than mosquitoes

[Nyuu]

woo yeah! Chocobo now :)

[frank]

Seems our newest n00b got a promotion. Course titles can be purchhased with enough Gil. I think. Been a long time. Since I changed my tirle that is.

[queenmisha1991]

what's a Chocobo? I never pay attention to titles. lolz

[frank]

I don't know. And that's a fact. frank actually doesn't know. lemme look it up.

Later:

If you go to dictionary.com it'll give you links to Wikipedia that has lots of chocobo stuff, mostly from monster ythology and Final Fantasy. I sinteresting. go look. ^_^

[Nyuu]

aww they're cute.

Almost bought chocobo tales for DS the other day.

[frank]

I don't know about cute. Maybe chocobo are. I'll take your word. the monsters in Wiki were hard to see but most seemed like monsters. I mean like monsters.

Now I've got to go back and check it out further for me. The stuff I get into around here. LOL

[Nyuu]

ah now I'm Shiva 8) Miss Asuka is very addicting :shock:

[Reve Noir]

congratulations! *throws confetti* (i know how it feels.. i was Shiva not long ago too LOL.)

i think its "Ifrit" next, ms. Nyuu

[frank]

ah now I'm Shiva 8) Miss Asuka is very addicting :shock:

grats!!

lol

Ifrit @ 45

Ramuh @ 80

Odin @ 110

Titan @ 140

Hades @ 350

Fenrir @ 400

Bahamut Zero @ 550

Knights of the Round @ 750

Eden @ 1000

Ragnorak @ 5000

then into the stratosphere with Mac, Askuka, and yours truly. LOL

[Keated]

Egads... is this... a topic? :|

Quick, engage evasive maneouvres!!

[frank]

Egads... is this... a topic? :|

Quick, engage evasive maneouvres!!

You gotta be kidding! Topic? Perish the thought!! Who did it, who did it? Were is that wascawwy wabbit? Spweading wmows aout topics?

I say, I say there! Shoot the varmint!!

* watches as Keated's maneuvering results in a collision course for the nearest asteroid or sun or comet or just head out to the fringes of the Universe. *

The known one, anyway.

Now how ridiculous is that?

Known Universe?

Give me a break. We don't even know what black holes are, we can't prove or disprove Nessy, or even Big Foot, but we're gonna know the Universe? I don't think so.

*waves* to Keated as he goes drifting by.

[queenmisha1991]

I want PIZZA GRRR

[frank]

don't growl at me, I'm not the delivery man. call dominoes or pizza hut or whoever. lol but i'll share when it arrives.

[Reve Noir]

*ding-dong*

your delivery caviar has arrived monsieur/mademoiselle.

[Keated]

(*spins in space, orbiting frank, yet somehow managing to maintain 'The Thinker' pose*)

[frank]

YAY!! frank became a planet! or at least acquired enough mass (LOL) t allow orbital trajectories. :P

[Forgotten-Nobody]

Attention all! I have officially retired my week old frozen rainbow trouts and picked up a new weapon!

TAZERS!! >=]

[frank]

I'm glad I turned into a planet far wayaww from Lyra's new eepon

[Keated]

Can't you have a Tazer-trout?

[frank]

Oh, Gawd!! Don't encourage her. please!!

*puts ear muffs over Lyra's ears.*

[Keated]

fluffy bunny earmuffs, or the boring kind?

[frank]

any kind, just so long as she doesn't hearabout your modifications to her weapns systems. .>.>;;

[Forgotten-Nobody]

*tazers both frank and keated with fluffy pink bunny earmuffs* =3

[frank]

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeated!!!

Ya seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou

ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid.?

[Keated]

(*discharges into a nearby cactus*)

[frank]

They don't have cactuses growing outer space. Maybe you do, but they don't, Do they? Whoever they may be. I think I've talked to Asuka one to many times. lol

[Reve Noir]

yea.. Asuka does that to you..

using Asuka excessively is bad kids. don't do it.

*this message brought to you by TrUtH*

[frank]

That's not true. Asuka and I have spent many, many, many , many, many, many, many ,many, many, amny amny, amny, aymn, aymnm, micro-seconds together. about 700 pages worth.

[Keated]

mhmmm... tropical nuts XD

and random jelly :|

[Forgotten-Nobody]

Random jelly getting nailed in the nuts...

CASHEWS! =D

those kind of nuts ^^

[frank]

stop talking dirty. i know hwat kind of jelly you guys are talking about. and it ain't tropical. more like topical. and got nothing to do with cashews--well, maybe it does, but that's kind of like, well, you know, this isn't the place to b etalking about these kinds of things. :oops:

rofla
mo

ya done lost for sure this time pardenre.

[Reve Noir]

peanuts, peanuts, peanuts, peanuts, peanuts.

(sorry couldn't resist..)

[frank]

That was only 5.

[Keated]

(*looks sideways, and decides it makes more sense inside out*)

[frank]

except outside in is the preferred norm, if there is a norm.
Is there a norm?
What do you think this is, Cheers?
We got no accountants around here.
Batter of fact we don't any accountability around here, this isn't a school system ya know.

yes, frank calm down and take your medicine.

[Keated]

can friendship REALLY be quantised into discrete packets? :-S

(*thought I've been stuck with for over an hour*)

[frank]

And your conclusion?

[Reve Noir]

go Keated go. (work that brain muscle)

[frank]

doesn't apply only to Keated. anyone who enters this thread needs to be prepared to sacrifice something. except me. I already gave my all and I am left a shell, a husk, a remembrance of what once was, a vestige of my former self, and like that.

[Forgotten-Nobody]

go Keated go. (work that brain muscle)


Don't encourage him. :roll: He already blew out a fuse. :P

[frank]

[quote="Reve Noir":2m3fztbn]go Keated go. (work that brain muscle)


Don't encourage him. :roll: He already blew out a fuse. :P[/quote:2m3fztbn]

That's mean, Lyra. *hands Keat some new fuses.*

:P

[Keated]

it's okay, I always carry a spare.

[frank]

Oh lord, now he's going to last longer or be twice as strong.

A two-fuse entity. Lyra, see what you created?

[Rain_Pixie]

Hello, I'm the Lady of the Mist...wait..can you see me? Hold on, let this mist clear out.

*45 minutes later.*

Almost...

*an hour later.*

We're getting there...

*two hours later.*

...

[Keated]

Oh thank the eggplants! It's working again!

Now for breakfast!

(*eats a page of word assoc. thread*)

[frank]

No comment on the natural functions of what that page turned into.

Don't they feed you over there, Keat?

[Keated]

Only in plastic cheese...

And nuts. There are many nuts here.

[frank]

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't....

Over here, over there, the Yanks are coming....

Alas, poor Yoric, I knew him well.

The evil that men do lives after them,
The good is oft interred with their bones.

The fog crept in on little cat feet.

Fences make good neighbors....(still and always)

Toil and trouble, cauldron bubble.

It's alive!!

I need a deeper algorithm.

You're not the boss of me....

In the end, it always come back to you. Why does it always have to be about you?

I could not love you half as much, loved I not honor more.

Nuts!!

One if by land, two if by sea....

And so our lives exist at the mercy and by the memories of all things past, the future has yet to reveal itself in the present.

If you read through all of those, but especially if you can identify them, your prize will be the "cookie of the year," maybe offered by Sene. Maybe.


^_~

[silence]

.....

[twirls]

[frank]

and whirls

lol

[Mac]

CHEESECAKE!

-throttles frank. runs-

<_<

[silence]

O_O;;

uh...

[tosses crickets everywhere]

[Keated]

you know, one day, if I get rich, I will hire 2 mexicans to follow me around, with a tumbleweed on a string, and a fan. Think of the possibilities!

[frank]

can't respond. am being throttled. then what will hapen to this thread?

Unthrottle me, you fiend!!


As in comparable to ease up on the gas petal??


And now, in other news:

A formal compalint seems to have been lodged by an embassy for the cruel and inhumane treatment of two of their nationals.

Details are sketchy at this point, but we're staying on top of the story, and as details reveal themselves we'll bring you what we can to keep you up to date on any new developments of what is now being called,

"fANS, STRINGS, AND TMUBLEWEEDS"

[silence]

all puppets have three hands!!!... it's random- unimportant and it's always baffled me lol... oh hey I'm back ^^ well we are back. hi frank, shoden, sarah ^//^

[dresses up as a mexican, gets a string abut cou;dnt find a tmubleweed so she improvised with a dust bunny she found] ^____^ lets get a burrito!

yummy!

[frank]

Sometimes it's better to leave things as they are wihout asking for explanation or clarification.

Keated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

[Reve Noir]

*sigh*

one can dream..

[frank]

Unfortuantely the reality of dreams is two-fold: they don't come true and aren't real, and that sometimes they do come true and become reality to the consternation of the dreamer.

[Keated]

Pablo, Gonzalez... bring the tumbleweed. We have a busy night ahead of us.

[frank]

And who, I say who? Is bringing the string? Wreak whatever havoc ye wish or may with your varlets and one of my perrreeshus weeds of tumble, but your ship ain't goin nowhere,dude w/out a string.

Your equation, not mine. :twisted:

[Keated]

Pablo brings the tumbleweed, with string attached and Gonzalez brings the fan :-P

[frank]

LOL

ROFLMAO

ANd where is the good ship Lollipop bound for , my captain, oh my captain?

[silence]

I FOUND THEM ALL!!! I DIDN"T EVEN CHEAT!!!!!
AWE_SUM!!!

mwa ha ha ha ha....................



*blink* this thread keeps dying

and now for the weather:

[Keated]

Ah, I wondered what side this mozzerella was buttered on :)


Found them all? ^_^

[frank]

Yes, found what all??

*blink, blink*

[gamegirl]

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