TOTALLY RANDOM, etc.

[frank]

wisdom has been one of the finer qualities I have, or so I've been told. XDD

[Takai]

The so-called "one hour specials" in anime are actually only 45 minutes long. If you subtract opening, repeat, ending, preview, and possibly pointless omake at the end, the episode itself would only be roughly 30 minutes, which is only a few minutes longer than the "regular" episode. But they can get away with skipping a week by feeding a "one hour special" to the audience a week later than planned. Hmph.

[Fuu]

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr

[Hara Michiyo]

Rar :3

[frank]

meep!

[Brian]

The word "robot" comes from a Russian word meaning "work".

[frank]

Russian or Czechoslovakian?

[Takai]

no it doesn't. work is "rabota". and "robot" is well.. robot.

[Kharmy]

Kaneshiro Takeshi is hot. Like, really hot.

That's all.

-walks away-

lmao, in keeping with the theme...

Former High and Mighty Color singer Makii is hot :oops: *cough*
...yeah

:ninja: Moving on... I was on my home today and came across some kids selling candy for some school benefit or something, and as usual I oblige them--bought some M&M's--and as I round the corner I'm stopped by another group of kids from the same school selling candy. They stop and ask if I'd like to buy some, and I explain that I just bought like 3 packs of M&M's from their peers, but as I said that one of them puts this really melancholic face saying "It'd really help out if you could buy one more from us, we've been walking all day and no one's bought from us yet". So again, I shell out about $3--bought some snickers. Later that day I go to my local Pizzeria and I see both group of kids at a corner table counting the money, and the same kid with that convincing melancholic expression is thumbing through bills like some casino cashier and I can overhear them discussing strategy and one of them say "tomorrow we'll hit up Stuyvesant Street". lol, I felt so disillusioned. Damn, youth today are so business savvy.

[Brian]

Russian or Czechoslovakian?

Czech, you're correct. Had to look it up, it's been a long time. But it comes from the same Slavic word.

[Takai]

My uncle came over at like 8:30am today... -_-

[frank]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1a/Slavic_languages.png/651px-Slavic_languages.png

oo

Almost all of the South Slavs can be traced to ethnic Slavs who mixed with the local European population of the Balkans (Illyrians, Dacians/Thracians, Greeks, Romans, Celts); with some Slavs of modern-day Bulgaria mixing with later invaders from the East, the Bulgars. They were particularly influenced by the Byzantine Empire and the Orthodox Church, although Catholicism and Latin influences were more pertinent in Dalmatia. The West Slavs and the Slovenes do not share either of these backgrounds, as they expanded to the West and integrated into the cultural sphere of Western (Roman Catholic) Christianity around this time also mixing with nearby Germanic tribes.

[Takai]

i thought Polish was a germanic language, not slavic.. o.o' oh well.

[frank]

All of these languages have Indo-European roots or influences. That entire area was in a constant state of flux (even as it is today) with cultures over-lapping and, as one group or another would become dominant, their root language also became dominant, but inevitably abosorbed some of the culture--including language--as part of their own.

I think linguistic scholars, especially, have different attitudes and ideas about the formation of any language group and its ability to be separated into a quantitative entity without having to consider all of the forces acting upon that language.

There are very few "pure" languages in the world, today. The others are really a mixture and blending of each other. Some commanalities may exist between groups as well as sufficient differences to be classified as "this" or "that," But, in the final, they all owe their existence to each other.

http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=56&pictureid=1344

[Brian]

Every man must die, but few may choose the manner of their passing, and fewer still have the honor to die with their spears in their hands and their comrades at their sides. Farmers and merchants die forgotten, but the names of heros shall live forever. Let us then go forth, and do battle with the enemy. And if the gods will it, we shall be victorious, and if not, then for a thousand years men will sing of our deeds.

[frank]

That sounds like something I read a very long time ago.

[Keated]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

Streeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssss
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!

[frank]

i wonder if Keat is experiencing some little bit of stress or what? :roll:

[Hara Michiyo]

I just invaded Lia's posts wth very large pink writing

[frank]

I just went gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh at Hara's pink stuff. lol

[frank]

and I want everyone to know that they aren't following the guidelines, at all!! Okay, so 302 pages and 3,020 posts isn't record-breaking, but at least it hasn't died. :p

But you guys are being way too seious for a fun thread. Including me, I guess. Think we should change that? Nah, probly not; but teh roolz does say something about cannot make sense and so on. Maybe I should go back to read what I writ, what? LOL nah. is all good. gravy as "they" say. ^_^

[Takai]

your face

[frank]

yes. i thought so.

[Brian]

You want gravy on that?

[Takai]

i don't even remember going to bed last night.. no idea why we were being so crazy

[frank]

better than egg

:muahaha

[Hara Michiyo]

*gives keated some bread*

Before you say no, it's special caling bread from a bakery over an hour away, but worth going too. They put herbs with calming properties in with the bread, making it all lovely.

[frank]

Checked out your photo site, btw. Piccies not bad, at all. Especially

http://www.digitalslrphoto.com/siteimage/scale/487/900/gallery_19163.jpg

^_~

[Hara Michiyo]

thankies frank *bows* and that was taken with my old camera, not my fancy new one, lol

[frank]

^_~

Actually, there is some exceptional photography there. ^^

[frank]

And, on other thoughts, and to whomsoever may profit from vast pretentions of a wordsmith being, note well:

"And though thou notest from thy safe recess
Old friends burn dim, like lamps in noisome air
Love them for what they are; nor love them less,
Because to thee they are not what they were. "

(The source to be given, upon private request.)

[Brian]

Noodles. Lots of them.

[frank]

perpetual motion is about as random as anything get.

[Brian]

Insufficient data. No projected outcome with a probability of greater than 10% can be formulated.

[frank]

Asuka when did yiou take over this thread. On other randomnicities: my chest hurts, I am hoping it isn't brochitis again, my roomate has a biatchin cold as in bad and I just want to go somewhere safe until flu season is iover. ><

[Hara Michiyo]

I found this picture in my photobucket, and, it was recently uploaded, but I have no idea what it is. It makes no sense.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/Hara_michiyo/oiosdif.jpg

[frank]

is a puzzlement and I need a hair cut

[Hara Michiyo]

I need a haircut too, but It costs about £35 ($65) for a basic hair cut for a woman, so, it has to wait a little longer.

[Brian]

I got scissors, for $5 I'll cut your hair. And for $5 more, I'll critique your wardrobe and read your horoscope, deluxe package.

[frank]

My hair cuts are done for 10 USD, I don't allow anyone to read (or cast) my horoscope, and I am my own best critic of my wardrobe. lol

[Hara Michiyo]

frank and brian....much lols

[frank]

Maybe he was offering to do those things to you? RT to you might cost a bit more than a haircut, though.

[Brian]

Why don't they sell Cheesy Poof cannons in the store? Shooting Cheesy Poofs back and forth in the lunchroom would be fun.

[frank]

There are some things that were just never meant to be. Not by acts of Congress, Parliament, the Tribal Elders, or God, it seems.

[Takai]

I am boss.

[frank]

mebbe. but i am the boss of me--when Asuka allows it.

[Brian]

moo.

[frank]

foo

[Brian]

If something like a frog or a turtle went insane, how would you be able to tell?

[frank]

As a human? Or as a frog or a turtle?

[Takai]

or as a moose? wait wat

[Brian]

If you're flying in your spaceship right next to the sun, and it gets really hot, I don't think rolling down the window will help much. One of those science guys could probably explain it better than me.

[Hara Michiyo]

Currently uploading new pics into my album (see link below), so, if you want a look, on you go :)

[Takai]

oh the packages and letters that await me tonight... :3

[frank]

Off I go.... ^^

finding this and more ^^

http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=52&pictureid=1961

[Brian]

Departures from Kennedy SpacePort, including outlaying fields, may only be made using gravitic or impulse drives. Use of reaction drives of any kind within 30 kilometers of the planetary surface is strictly forbidden.

[Takai]

mawaru mawaru mawaru mawaru
yureru yureru yureru yureru

[frank]

Somewhere is the information about the repetition of something being symptomatic of something. Somehow this all sounds very vague. somewhat. :p

[Hara Michiyo]

frank thieved my picture, lol

[Brian]

llama.

[Takai]

moose

[Brian]

My instincts tell me to trust you. But the Mutant Alien Space Monkeys that control my brain tell me to kick you in the crotch and run away laughing.

[frank]

frank thieved my picture, lol

I dint thief it. shame. just sharing it with everyone. :P

[Brian]

Enemy fleet ahead! Attack speed! Ready the catapults!

[frank]

I probably should have asked Hara for permission to post her pic, before doing it. I mean, after all, it is copyrighted material, etc.

sorry

You want me to remove it? srsly

[Brian]

we are cockroaches of garage human give us food-that-kills once we many and strong now we die help us

[frank]

yeah, right. what he said. i think. maybe. well, no, let's think about that for a minute. o.k.

[Brian]

Pumpkin catapults. You can build one too! Free plans online.

[frank]

I can pass on that one, thanks.

[Hara Michiyo]

no frank, it's ok, I forgive you :P

[frank]

Thanks, awfully. really worried there for a minute. LOL

Oh! You mean about the "thievery?" See what happens when ppl don't quote back? confusion, galore.

Well, in future, I'll ask for permission to post. okay?

[Brian]

chocolate cake chocolate cake chocolate cake chocolate cake chocolate cake

[frank]

I'm glad I have no obsessions. :roll:

[Takai]

i could wait night and day, sigh your name when i pray, in my heart night and day, till you come my way . . . . . . obsession ^^

[Brian]

Next on ShockTV: When Sock Monkeys Attack!!!

[frank]

Cats are Aliens that Read Minds

Thoughts get reported to underground badger civilization
Inebriated Press \ Tabloid Division
October 31, 2007
Scientists have discovered that cats are an alien species that are reading our minds and telepathically transferring their findings to a civilization of badgers living deep underground. This shocking revelation has overturned years of Egyptian belief that cats are gods and set Islamofascists on their collective ears. But not everyone is willing to accept the scientific pronouncement.
“My cat doesn’t know **** and other than wrecking my drapes and pissing in my shoes she hasn’t done a thing but lay around the house,” said cynic and hairdresser Donald Trump. “If that cat could read my mind it would have moved out by now.”
But the scientists made it clear that the cats are onto us. “Look into their eyes and you’ll know it,” said Indy Glanwood, a mental giant with degrees coming out of his ass. “They’ve been absorbing our knowledge and passing it on to the badgers. Those badgers are going to come for us one day and take over our culture and civilization. The damn badgers are coming man. I know it. I can feel it. Can you feel it? It’s just over there a little to the left.”
According to the scientists the badgers are already spreading infectious disease to cows in Great Britain and are eyeing the Brit’s to see how they react. And by using parasites that can only survive in desert regions they’ve caused people in the Middle East to kill each other indiscriminately for generations.
“The people in the Middle East all think they hate each other because of their different cultures and faiths,” said Ahshit Kilem a cleric and author of the popular book “Kids Guide to Bomb Making”. “The reality is it’s these damned bitey things that are driving us crazy. Dogonit, I feel like shooting somebody right now!”
In related news, J Lo says she likes her cat and often thinks silly thoughts to confuse the badgers. So far it’s working because the badgers haven’t attacked.
© 2007 InebriatedPress.com


Can't ask for much more proof than that. lol

[Brian]

Trust in God, but always initialize your variables.

[frank]

Slinkies have to be the most creepy things around. Fun, but creepy. Thoughts of aliens always go with slinkies.

[Brian]

they should make an Ouiji Etch-A-Sketch, instead of spirits spelling out words they could draw pictures too.

[frank]

Haven't had a good discussion on quantum mechanics without Keat around.

[Brian]

A murderer kills someone and shoves the body into a barrel of lye. A detective searches for any remaining evidence to solve the crime. A psychologist determines that the killer has deep-seated anger issues. And an engineer analyzes the process for efficiency, and determines that the first step was unnecessary.

[Kharmy]

lol.

A man works for a utility company that provides electricity, collects an annual severance, and at the end of the day, goes home turns on the lights, checks the mail, opens a light bill, cuts a check and sends it into the the same utility company he works for and pretty much pays back into his own pockets.

[Brian]

Today at work I went into a storage room. There was a small hole in one of the ceiling tiles, and when I looked up at it, there was a mouse peeking down at me.

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3623/hetaliapopup.jpg

[frank]

http://www.animechatforums.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=53&pictureid=2176



dun b fraid, I sent mouse away.

[Brian]

For best results, gently clean the area with alcohol before applying.

[Vonnegood]

Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup.

[Brian]

5,000 years B.C., when Cows ruled the Earth.

[Brian]

BIRD RECOGNITION LESSONS.

#1. A Penguin.
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/4359/penpeng.jpg

#2 Another Penguin.
http://img859.imageshack.us/img859/1182/domopenguin.png

#3. Not really a Penguin at all.*
http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/7404/chiyopenguin.png

* This image should not be a part of the series. Sorry.

[Takai]

Moose.

[frank]

If any of my posts have text which indicates an image might have ben there, I'll try to remember what it was and try to replace it I guess I should check my blog, also, for images that were linked to my ACF albums. The "How Do You See....?" thread, though, is pretty much a wash. I've probly got most all of the images somewhere. Either on a stick or one or another of the image-hosting sites I use, but....

[Brian]

If you're in really big trouble, eating a bowl of Captain Crunch probably won't make things better, but it probably won't make them much worse, either.

[Takai]

Fact: There is no such thing as a comfortable bed when you just can't.freakin'.sleep. -_-

[frank]

I have a coffee mug. A large one. Besides my cup with all my dragons, except Shoden. For some reason, it's easier just to keep refilling the mug, than pouring out what's there and starting off all fresh again. Well, sometimes the coffee, some of it, will be like 3 days old. It never tastes bad, just like coffee. But I'm noticing that inside the lid of the mug, which doesn't fit very tightly, by the way, some sort of mold growth develops. In just, like overnight, literally. Then I have to dump the whole thing and clean the whole thing with bleach. Straight. Then rinse it very well before putting fresh coffee. That's pretty much the life of my coffee mug. Kind of boring, really. But I'm wondering how aggressive that mold really behaves. Like can it start growing in my brain? Kind of hard to get bleach up there. Might not be safe, either. Ya think?

[Takai]

Brian Molko has a shirt that says "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful". I love this man.

[frank]

Randomness is a good thing. ?

[Takai]

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus.

[frank]

Some things are more than awkward, they're just plain moose. Awkward looks funny. the word.

[Brian]

I used to hate turkeys because bright orange is an ugly color. When someone pointed out that turkeys aren't orange, I thought "Hey, if they can't be honest about it, I won't dislike them any less."

[frank]

Come to think of it, moose look funny too. lol

[Brian]

If you add up everything in the universe and then subtract all the negative stuff, I think the total would add up to 17. But that's more of a guess than an actual scientific conclusion.

[frank]

I wonder how many people know the weight of a soul is 22 grams.

[Brian]

int RAND (void) ;

[frank]

And then there are those days when nothing makes sense.

[Brian]

in the distance, a dog barks

[frank]

I have some suspicions that are best not aired here.

[Brian]

This is a drill: BATTLESTATIONS! All hands to battlestations! All stations report readiness! Repeat, this is a drill.

[frank]

Like I said....

lol

[Takai]

You know a sports anime is well made when you start crying because your favorite team lost after several episodes of trying so hard. Moreover, you know a sports anime is well made if the main team doesn't win all the time.

[Brian]

If you had a house on a mountain in Tibet you might put a swing set in the back yard so the kids have a place to play, but then one day they would come in crying because there are Yetis on the swings and they won't get off. Then you would have to go out and tell the Yetis to get off the swings, because it isn't their swing set, and anyway they're kinda big to be playing on swings in the first place.

[frank]

Thinking about the value of randomnicity.

[Brian]

Some things in my life remind me of a Stephen King movie. Specifically, the parts where I walk around waggling my finger and saying "Redrum, redrum!" I'm not sure why I do that.

[frank]

Wiki has a 16 page print-out on the internet.

[Keated]

What is it? Do I even know? Is it something quantifiable?

Or is it simply made of bunnies, when you get right down to it? :|

[Takai]

Goats. How the heck do they stand on nearly vertical surfaces? What about tree branches? Crazy.

[Brian]

Exactly how much mayonnaise is too much? I don't think we'll ever find a truly objective answer to this question. But that doesn't mean we should stop trying!

[frank]

Yup, once again, Keated found his way here. ^^

[Takai]

Z9dzsLB8SI0

... I'm obsessed with this a little too much.

[frank]

Epecially with PINK ears. ......!

[Takai]

Wasn't talking about the ears or the girl :P

Also, I have a collector edition Russian Barbie doll that my brother brought from somewhere x.x

[frank]

this has already been addressed once.

[Takai]

I have 12 (I think) dolphin things in this room.. actually there's a box of stuff under my bed, there's probably more there. But 12 visible things. Keychain, 4 necklaces that Hara-san sent me, another necklace, a button, a treasure chest thingy, a figurine, Australian plush from Hiro-san, and two little ones from Brian.

[frank]

I haven't contributed to that collection. That makes me apologize. :(

[Brian]

Have not yet seen an anime show featuring goat cheese. That's too bad, because goat cheese is pretty good.

[frank]

I haven't tried uploading to my blog. Everything else, though, I think.

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj113/11Mekelhorn11/Dragons/iaza12734867246400.jpg

Like that, after I clean up the right side and maybe add text.

edit

uploads to blog work okay.

[Takai]

One of the characters in Heidi Girl of the Alps produces cheese from goat milk.

[frank]

Cheeses produced in Greece are also from goat's milk.

[Takai]

Greece likes kitties.

[frank]

but do kitties like Greece? which reminds me of a movie I saw with Audrey Hepburn and another one: "Zorba, The Greek." Classic beach scene.

[Takai]

http://www.cosplayfu.com/images/character/mini/163_22f0117ecb0426c9f69ea400754c65ce.jpg
The Greece I was talking about.

And I think I only saw Charade with A.Hepburn.. i fail.

[frank]

I kind of figured you had an anime in mind. XD I don't think Audrey was in Zorba. I had Anthony Quinn in mind. I saw Charade, but don't remember it. Also fail. >< Especially since it was a very classic movie.

[Brian]

think I want pizza tonight.

[frank]

I want my account fixed! >.<

[Takai]

http://seriousmoose.com/

[frank]

Serious Moose


don't have the faintest why I came back here at almost 2AM. probly to run into a serious mmose. LOLz

[Takai]

Serious moose has summoned you.

[Brian]

Do not underestimate the mystic moose powers.

[frank]

Very well, oh most Serious Moose. What is thy bidding?

[Brian]

If you stay awake for three days watching Bullwinkle cartoons nonstop, it all starts to make sense.

[frank]

I need to find a good web designer that works for free or cheap (I think). Anyone interested?

[Takai]

^ Need more details.

[frank]

It would probably be best if I forwarded the email. The last newsletter, however, made a definite request for a web designer. ^^

[Dark Shadow]

I agree with this one.

http://static.betazeta.com/www.niubie.com/up/2011/09/realityworstgameever.jpg

[frank]

yes, croak

[Takai]

http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/voiceactors/1/14407.jpg

The genius behind Mawaru Penguin Drum >.> <.<

[Brian]

If you had a large enough ball of hamsters, would they collapse from their own gravitational pull and form a star?

[Takai]

I can already see the ending.

[frank]

croak

[Takai]

Some of the manga I have on my to-read list makes me wonder how low my standards must've been a few years ago. I was probably adding everything I stumbled upon.

[frank]

Not a good day.

[Takai]

That awkward moment when somebody on YouTube asks you to explain why Johan isn't the real Monster. Also that person is only on episode 25. It's not even something that can really be explained in plain words, you have to watch and interpret it on your own... so much thought put into that one title word, I wish people paid attention.

[Brian]

I had to chase lizards off the screen door so I could open the glass door and let the breeze come through.

[Takai]

the sun always shines on TV

[Takai]

The only interest of mine that my parents really acknowledge is dolphins. Everything else, regarding things of Japan, is "yugioh" to them.

[frank]

Sun shining directly on TV isn't a good thing, or so I presume. Unless 'twas a metaphor.

I have adopted a lizard that refuses to leave my bedroom. sok, it doesn't argue very much. :roll:

[Brian]

http://www.seaslugteam.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/my-hair-is-a-bird-argument-invalid-386x449.jpg?cda6c1

[Takai]

frank,

a3ir9HC9vYg

[frank]

Takai is either trying to scare me or bring me into the 21st Century. beautemous and emotionally disturbing. hypnotic.

[Takai]

that was from 20th century actually :roll:

[frank]

Then she is trying to scare me. O.O

[Takai]

that video is kinda creepy not gonna argue

[frank]

But the sound track is awesome. The mannikins and masks kind of go with. After a while.

[Brian]

There is no animal quite so eloquent
As that noble beast, the elephant
When he is presented in front of a crowd,
He bellows, and stamps, and trumpets out loud.

[Takai]

It's difficult to be happy for other people when you're completely miserable inside.

[Brian]

The dokebi monster in RO made me think of the Doukhobars, so I read up on them. More random useless knowledge in my head.

[Takai]

It's finally snowing.

[Brian]

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. Which, coincidentally, describes a popular method of taking LSD.

[frank]

I just had to refresh the page, and this has got me so jumpy, I was actually afraid to and expecting it just freeze up, totally. God, I hate these things. Especially when you can't figure out what's happening, etc. >.<

[Brian]

I think the guy who delivers newspapers has fleas in his house or something. I've seen fleas in the newspaper before, and today I was reading the paper at lunch and when I finished, there was a flea on me.

[frank]

So, I guess I'm not the only one that noticed the missing header. weirdness.

[Takai]

I'm probably way too far behind both Dyne and Brian for any even share party in RO. Oh well.

[frank]

Just a random thought of why anyone would read a flea carrying paper? lols

[Takai]

I'm somehow an episode behind Kimi to Boku. I must've missed the one from the week before power outage too. Oh well. I'll catch up by next week.

[frank]

I wonder if the fleas were taken care of? They're nasty little things. Good jumpers, though.

[Takai]

I'm rewatching Gintama with different subs and some of my favorite quotes now sound a bit different. Not sure if it's a good or a bad thing. Not going to edit them either way.

[frank]

I haven't watched any anime in so long I'm almost beginning to feel like a stranger. Almost. I doubt that will ever happen, though.

[Takai]

Gintama is like Prince of Tennis all over again. As in, I don't know how I'll live without it should it come to an end.

[frank]

There was supposed to have a meteor shower recently which I missed. Also the moon was full--paid no attention.

[Takai]

No activity from Brian lately, weird.

[frank]

I know. No activity from any of you, really. Not since coming back from the con.

[Takai]

Um, no activity from me? Excuse me? I post every day. As for the other con people, they were never active in the first place. *shrug*

[frank]

I think you took that post way too seriously.

[Brian]

A cat was watching me wrap presents last night.

[frank]

I just got a 403 thingie. Weird. Wonder it it'll happen again?

Nope. Guess it just didn't like my quote. lol

[Takai]

last.fm is pretty cool for discovering new music

[Brian]

I think a cool name for a secret operation would be "Operation Big Plastic Spatula". I don't know who would carry out such an operation, or what the goals would be, but I bet it would be pretty impressive.

[frank]

I forgot what I was going to comment on. Maybe it'll return, probly not. No major thing, anyway.

[Brian]

Floor in here needs swept, maybe I'll do it tomorrow.

[Takai]

sour patch kids..... my tongue hurts so much I could barely eat my dinner. I should've gotten the sour worms I usually get, those never had this side effect...

[Brian]

it ain't no good, dag-blamed Federal meat inspectors, can't get no mo' good poke chop no mo'.

[frank]

Have been busy.

[Brian]

You never really know where you're going 'til you get there.

[Takai]

"There is truth. There is a truth. And what you want, or you feel, or you need, isn't going to change the truth."

[Brian]

Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been.

[Takai]

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

[Brian]

4 a.m. Animal walking on me. Wasn't expecting that. Haven't lived with a cat for a while.

[Takai]

If my family originated in the Eastern instead of Western Russia, I would've known two languages before coming here, instead of one. I would also look Asian o.o

[frank]

...and, sometimes, even after you've gotten there, you still don't know where you are....

[Takai]

My friend said he had a nightmare where I tried to turn him into a dolphin. I thought he meant magically, like via shape-shifting or something, but he said I shaved him bald and shot him in the back. O.O

[Brian]

Hic sunt leones.

[Brian]

:pukeR:

http://srmerrikinblog.blogspot.com/2009/01/story-of-moose-nose-soup.html