Movie Quotes

[Monk Yuzeng]

Got a Quote from your favourite movie?

Post it here.....

Bruce Almighty:

God: You can't kneel down in the middle of a highway and live to talk about it, son.

Mrs. Doubtfire:

Mrs. Doubtfire: [after being introduced to Natalie] I admire that honesty, Natalie, that's a noble quality. Never lose that, because it often disappears with age, or entering politics.

Daniel: [Asking about making his woman costume look older] How about Joan Collins?
Frank: I don't think I have the strength. But I do have some plaster.

Mrs. Doubtfire: You see that Nattie, that's called liposuction.

[kamu-jin]

I was about to start something like this when I saw it. Anyway here we go

Happy Gilmore:
(Happy's grandmother) "May I have a glass of warm milk, it helps me get to sleep"
Retirement home worker) "No, but you could bother me for a warm glass of shut the hell up."

Billy Madison:
(Billy) "Sometimes I feel like an idiot, but then I realize that I am an idiot so it sort of works out."


(Teacher) "Who would steal 30 sack lunches?"
(Old woman at farm they visit a as a field trip) "I'll tell you who stole them lunches, it's that damn sadsquatch!"

[Hara Michiyo]

Freddie got fingered:
Dad fingered Freddie!

Bruce Almighty:
Bruce - Lucky we're wearing these today (points to hair net) we don't want to get hair in the booger.

(Something like that)

Ace Ventura:
Ace: Have I got something stuck in my teeth?
(When he has all the asparagus and stuff in his mouth)

I really like Jim Carrey. He's uber weird but uber funneh.

I have the best line from a film I seen but it's racist so, if you really want to know, pm me.

[Immoral]

Army of Darkness

Evil Ash: Goody little two shoes, Goody little two shoes

Ash: Give me some sugar baby

Ash: Shop smart, Shop S-Mart

[Mac]

lol

the Matrix

Neo: How about I just give you the finger *puts his middle finger on the table* and you give me my phone call?

(I want to post what's said before but I can't remember)

also

Smith: Mr. Anderson. Do you like what I've done with the place?

(it's the way he does that line.)

[Jade Angelice]

The Matrix:

"I dont have time for this s---."-Trinity (Lurv. That was like the coolest part of that whole movie. XD)

Girl, Interrupted:

(Whatever Angelina Jolie's Character's name is)Hey, Torch, whatcha dooin?
Torch: Noooothin...
Jolie: Well why dontcha go to your ROOM and do 'Nooothin?"
Torch: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH(really retarded sounding crying.)

Another from Girl, Interrupted:

Lady: Now you're all trees. Wave your branches, wave, wave like the wind is blowing them...

(Everybody looks out the window to see some chick getting to leave the mental institution.)

Anorexic chick: IT'S NOT FAIR, IT'S NOT F(reaking) FAIR!!!! (Throws something.) 74 IS A PERFECT WEIGHT!! (And throws herself on the floor crying.

Lady: Now, Janet, what kind of tree can you be there on the floor?

Anorexic Janet chick: I'm a F(reaking) SHRUB, alright.

Sorry about the language thing, but that's like one of my favorite movie scenes ever, and I just couldn't help it.

Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy or Universe, whatever it's called:

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made many people very angry and was widely reguarded as a mistake."

[stray wolf]

James Bond Goldeneye

Alec Trevlyn: "why can't you just be a goob boy and die."

Monty Python The Holy Grail

Old Guy at Bridge: "What is your name?"
King Arthur: "Arthur, King of the Brits."
Old Guy: "What is your quest?"
King Arthur: "To seek the holy grail"
Old Guy: "What is the average wing span of a swallow?"
King Arthur: "British swallow or African Swallow?"
Old Guy: "I don't know that AHHHH...*thrown into the fire*."

Strange person: "Your mother was a hamster and father smelt of ellaberries."
King Arthur: "Is their someone else we can talk to?"
Strange person: "No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."

[Hara Michiyo]

Hahahahahahahaha XD Monty Python!
Every sentence from anything they do is funny.

Miss Congeniality:

Gracie says to Victor after taking cakes out of her dress : Donut Nazi

I can't remember the whole sentence. I just remember the funny bit, donut Nazi.

[Montreal]

-opens mouth widely-

Fight Club
Tyler Durden: F--- off with your sofa units and serine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may

Tyler Durden: [whispering] Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perception.

Marla Singer: Candy stripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem.

Marla Singer: I've got a stomachful of Xanax. I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much.

Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.

Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f------ khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Tyler Durden: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Tyler Durden: The things you own end up owning you.

Tyler Durden: You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.

Tyler Durden: We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
Narrator: Martha Stewart.
Tyler Durden: F--- Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man.



As you can see, my favorite movie is fight club. xD

[Lady Vamp]

Miss Congeniality -

"You want to date me, you want to marry me, you want to kiss me!" (It's a song lol)

Legally Blonde -

"He's probably still back there scratching his head!"
"Yeah, which might be a nice vacation for his balls!"

Underworld -

"So if you bit me? What, I'd become a vampire instead?"
"No, you'd die!"
*awkward pause*

Liar Liar -

"How much to do weigh, Mrs. Cole?"
"117."
"Yeah. In your bra."
"OBJECTION!"

Goldmember -

"Come and pop a squat next to daddy, Mini-me."

That's all for now :swe: