DA MOTEL

[The Hitman]

Welcome to DA MOTEL. There are no real rules here. Every thing here is free. There is a bar/cafe down stairs along with a hottub and suana room. Also down stairs is a lounge room where you can... lounge. Up stairs are the 5 star suites which comes with complimentary sweets. Party's are welcome. Also jobs are needed such as waitresses, bartenders, room cleaners, and desk people. If there is no one else but you in the MOTEL and someone needs something that you do not do please assist them.

EXAMPLE: If you are a waitress and some one needs a key please give it to them.

The last thing I have to say is LETS PARTY!!!

[kamu-jin]

Hi, I would like a room, and a job. Can I be a bartender please.

[The Hitman]

Sure you can have a room.

(Throws keys to kam)

Put on your apron and role up your sleeve because you're now a bartender.

[SickDesignZ]

i'd like to be the enforcer or the one that maintains peace in this motel

[Monk Yuzeng]

Hello.

I would like to be a bellhop.........

[The Hitman]

Okay! Now we have a bell hop, bartender, and a law enforcer! Thats good. Oh and Zangetsu just so you no you don't have to scream and kill anyone unless they mess up the motel.

[SickDesignZ]

roger that *hides his bazooka*
:D

[The Hitman]

So far so good. So how can we get more customers? Does anyone want to advetise or something?

[SickDesignZ]

maybe motel is going through dry season so no customers just yet

*orders a whiskey with no ice from bartender*

*sips a little and goes back to post*

[The Hitman]

How can we get more people? Anyone know???


Oh yah can I get a jack daniels please?

[Monk Yuzeng]

*Orders a Tonic water and continues to wait by the door, waiting for customers..*

[The Assassin]

Umm hey can I get a job!!! I know how to read!!

[The Hitman]

Sure!^.^ Just give drinks, clean up, and help do stuff okay?

[The Assassin]

Ok!!!! (drinks all booze and passes out)

[The Hitman]

(wakes assassin up)

Clean this place up! It's a mess!

[Monk Yuzeng]

"Oh, no sir i shall clean it up."

"After all seeing as i'm a bellhop and there are no people i may aswell find something to do..."

*Cleans the tables and mops the floor.*

[The Hitman]

Thanks... How can we get more people to come anyways?

[Monk Yuzeng]

"We shall advertise!"

[kamu-jin]

Yeah, good idea. How will we advertise?? Want a drink??

[The Hitman]

Sounds good. (Though I've said that a million times)

[The Assassin]

(passes out....again)
zzzZZZZZzzzz

[The Hitman]

... (kicks him in the temple) WAKE UP ASSASSIN! and clean up this place! ( knocks over a vase)

[Koro]

Can I have a room?

[The Assassin]

I won't clean dammit!!!! (kicks Hitman ....)

edited by frank for inappropriate language.

[The Hitman]

Ow...

(rubs ....
Your FIRED!

(breaks assassins neck, shoves a metal pool into his head and throws him out the 3rd story window)

Sure Koro take your pick!!!

edited by frank for inappropriate language.

[Hyro Strife]

Can I have a job Plz??????
ill be a bagboy yah know carrie the bags in and everything

[The Assassin]

Well anyways can I have aroom then? My box got wet...

[The Hitman]

We already have a bell hop. You can just watch the place I guess. Oh and I noticed you had an airplane... Delete it. This is tavern...

[Hyro Strife]

no I won't delete my airplane so shove it

[The Hitman]

Sorry Hyro I just thought wrong I guess. And Assassin you can have a room and you can have your job back just help a little.

[Hyro Strife]

Thank you for seeing it my way!!

[The Assassin]

Yes!!!! (drinks booze for celibration)

[Hyro Strife]

Hey Gimme some of that!!

[The Hitman]

We need customers! HELP ME HERE PLEASE!

(drops on his hands and knees)

[frank]

Hey, Hitman! Whatcha doin on the floor? Get your clothes dirty that way.

Can I have a drink? Is your bar open?

[The Hitman]

Ummm Lokking for my lost... dirt speck...THER IT IS!!!

(picks up some dirt and puts it in his pocket)

Yeh we're open!

(gives him a bumochill)

Best coffie drink, If you want some SPIKE you can add some alchol for free.

[frank]

Glad you found that dirt speck. I had one, was lost for centuries. Miserable wihout it.

Bumochill? What's that? *frank looks at the glass very suspiciously*

And why you yelling spike, like that? You don't have a liquor license or something?

[Hyro Strife]

Well, I'm not perfectly clear but the bumochill is like a coffee drink thats like perfect, and I like it.

[frank]

*frank's angel faerie, who loves to perch upon his shoulder, floats over to the bumochill and samples the air around it.*

*She sniffs the air to test it and begins to sneeze, and cough, an sputter, with her litle wings beating violently of control.

*frank had to put out a gentle palm to keep her from falling into the bumochill.*

Take a deep breath, Sarah, and this will help to clear your stinging eyes and burning lungs.

*frank reaches into his cape and pulls out a tiny crystal crystal vial, filled with an angel's drink of wine, and honey, and the watersf rom the well springs of Venus own burbling brooks. He unstoppers the vial and Sarah drinks but a drop to stop her reactions to the bumochill.*

Ummm. Yeah.... Thanks all the same, but if you don't mind I'd like some brandy. Napoleon, if you have it.

I don't think anything that would cause my angel to have an attack like that would be too good for me either. No offense. I'm sure it's good, just not for me.

[The Hitman]

Okay??? Umm Frank I think you little winged thing is hurt... Oh and some TIMES I yell out on ACCIDENT!

Oh and heres some brandy. It's Nopalainised. It's a new napolean that I felt like making up. Try it it's GOOD.

Sorry, yelling PROBLEM!

[frank]

*angel faerie Sarah has stopped her sneezing and is perched back up on frank's shoulder.

*she is saying to frank, who is this strange human and why does he yell like that? Doesn't he know that we are but a few feet away and can hear him perfectly well? Also, my dear frank, I don't like these drinks of his for you. You must refuse any save what you know is properly made.

*frank pushes the glass away from him courteously, but to indicate that it is not what he wanted*

My angel is all right now. Just a reaction to your diferent drink. And really, if you don't have my brand of brandy, then a soft drink will do as well. I prefer Pepsi, if you have it.

And if you don't mind, why is it necessary for you to yell like that? Something like that could keep customers away, don't you think?

[The Hitman]

I'm sorry my yelling problem has hurt you in any way, mental or physical.

Hears your pepsi. Oh and all a bumchil consist of, is a mocha burned, vanella added, chilled with anything else you want added.

I created it in D.A. (digital anime) hence the name DA (D.A.) Motel.

Well enjoy your pepsi.

[frank]

Thanks ^_^. Bumochill sounds good, but Sarah is really careful about what she thinks is safe for me. So, to keep her happy and me safe, she checks everything.

Your yelling didn't realy bother me, just didn't understand it and wouldn't want anyone to poke their head in and leave. But it's your place!

Question, if you don't mind? If it's a D.A. creation, how did you make it materialize into the irl world.

*frank drinks his Pepsi, scratches his head, and tries to tell angel Sarah not to be rude. Not yet, anyway.*

[The Hitman]

Cause I'm special. I finally have concluded that you are skitso. And for your "faerie" that you say you can see, that means I can't see it.

[frank]

*and so, frank not wanting or needing to be insulted as repayment for his being a tavern guest, leaves*

[The Hitman]

Wait come back!
Damn!