Slayer and Righticia's Magikkal Pedophile World!!!

[Caveat Lector]

La la la la
la la la la

Pedo's world

La la la la
la la la la

Pedo's world

Pedo loves his children
His jews too

La la la la
la la la la

That's Pedo's world!!!1111shift+oneoneoneone

*whisper* Don't tell Leftina about this place. Leftina doesn't know I'm cheating on her with Rightcina. Shh..I'm ambidextrous, it's a secret.

Anywho, what does this place look like? Any house of a pedo, of course!

To your right is the sodomy tools. >>;;

To your left is the desolate closet. No lights. No music.

Behind you is the door, it's locked now.

Do whatever the hell you want, seriously.

Hands off the sodomy tools, you can view them though.

[Kayla]

*walks infront of SoG*

what kind of place is this, Slayer?

[Caveat Lector]

*points to first post*

What are you looking for?

[Kayla]

your sanity

*grabs his finger and throws it to his side*

[Caveat Lector]

Sanity? I have no one. I don't suffer from it, I enjoy every minute. <3 Poe.

[Kayla]

uh huh, so what do you plan to do here?

*stares at him curiously*

[Caveat Lector]

Nothing. Hang out with Righticia!!!

[Kayla]

*laughs*

that is quite mean Slayer, quite funny, but quite mean

*can't help but smile*

[Caveat Lector]

How is it mean?

[Kayla]

you know how it's mean, don't play stupid

*points a finger in his face*

[Caveat Lector]

LIES!!!!!

This is an innocent realm! A realm of small children and jews dance and prance together!

[Kayla]

LIAR!!!

*tackles him down*

HAh!!!

[Caveat Lector]

You lie.

The sodomy tools are just a hobby. >>;;;

[Lady Sano]

ok.... *looks around* why?

[Silver Winchester]

What the hell-

[Kayla]

hi there

*sits on the floor*

[Silver Winchester]

Hey Kayla.

*sits by her*

[Kayla]

what made you some here Silver?

*looks at her while playing with some string*

[ILuvHyde]

*<.<...>,>....walks in* OMFGXD

[Kayla]

something wrong Nenene?

*looks up*

[ILuvHyde]

....yeah-_-.....this is a magical pedophile world......

[Silver Winchester]

what made you some here Silver?

*looks at her while playing with some string*i wanted to talk to you about why the hell are we here?

[Lady Battousai]

this is a funny place!!!XD

[Silver Winchester]

*runs to open the door but it's locked*
@_@ We can't leave! waaaaaaahwaaaaaaah!

[Lady Battousai]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeheeeeee!!!!!!!!XD
*prances around*fun place fun place!!!XD

[Silver Winchester]

What are doing, Neko_chan?
We locked in here.
*sighs* Oh well.....

[Lady Battousai]

running around in circles of course-^_^-
and besides were locked in here so there is nothing we can do!XD

[Silver Winchester]

You're right.

[Lady Battousai]

we could steal the key from slayer-sama tho XD

[Silver Winchester]

Uh..... yeah we could do that.

[Lady Battousai]

lol he probobly wouldnt like that tho=^.^=

[Silver Winchester]

Of course he wouldn't.......

[Caveat Lector]

You can't steal my key.

For that.

*puts Rachel in a box*

*places box in closet*

*calls Kyle*

Kyle!!!!

Kyle: Argh!!!!

[Silver Winchester]

Who in the hell is Kyle?!

[Caveat Lector]

Kyle the Pedophile.

It rhymed, so..

>>;;;

*Kyle whips and such*

[Lady Battousai]

no get away from me!!!!!><*kicks kyle in his jewels*

[Caveat Lector]

Kyle: Argh!!!!

*falls*

[Lady Battousai]

yaaaay!!!XD*keeps on kicking him in the same place*mwahahahahaha kill your children!!!XD :twisted:

[Silver Winchester]

*helps LB kick him*
hahaha!

[Caveat Lector]

*Kyle gets up*

I am a pedophile, I don't want children.

*ties Rachel's arms behind her back*

That was option C, option A and B were too wrong.

<_<
>_>

[Lady Battousai]

let me go!!!><

[Silver Winchester]

*transforms into a wolf and bites Kyle arm*
Me: Grr.....

[Caveat Lector]

*handcuffs Rachel to pole*

*puts Silver Foxx in a Gogo box*

Dance! Now!

Kyle: Argh!

[Silver Winchester]

*tries to break out of box but can't*
what if I don't?!

[Lady Battousai]

i dont wanna dance!!!im a horrible dancer!!!><

[Silver Winchester]

Me too! >,<

[Caveat Lector]

You will be forever casted away into the abyss of chocking chicks and sodomy!!!

[Silver Winchester]

Kyle gonna get his ass kicked!

[Lady Battousai]

nooooo!!!!!

[Caveat Lector]

No, he won't.

*handcuffs Silver Foxx inside the Gogo box*

[Silver Winchester]

Ow! That's too tight!
Let us go!

[Caveat Lector]

Kyle: No fighting. Don't make me get my brother Herbert.

[Silver Winchester]

Where the hell do these people come from?!

[Lady Battousai]

H-Herbert?O.o

[Silver Winchester]

Lb, is this a fun place now?!

[Caveat Lector]

Kyle: Herbert the Pervert! There is Kite too. Not Kite from .hack but Kite the Sodomite!

[Silver Winchester]

There's three of them now! Oh great. we're doomed.

[Lady Battousai]

gah this place isnt fun anymore!!!!!><

[Silver Winchester]

at least we're safe in the box.

[Caveat Lector]

XD Not forever!!

He has more brothers and such.

*puts Rachel in nonexistant cyber make-out broom closet*

[ht]

*rushes in, giant sword drawn*

SF, LB, I'm here to save you!!!!!!

What the hell is going on?

[Caveat Lector]

*handcuffs HT to a pole*

Shush, no one likes j00.

Herbert: Muhhahahha

[ht]

*Break handcuffs and SLICES HERBERT IN HALF....*

thats for handcuffing me.....

[Caveat Lector]

Herbert can't die.

You are making it into a flame place.

Go away.

Be gone egotistical hermit.

[ht]

Too bad he did......

I'm not leaving without LB and SF

[Kayla]

what's going on now?

*looks at both of them consfused*

[Lady Sano]

*walks around* is there a way out of here? *sits in the middle of the floor*

[ht]

I think back the way I came

[Lady Sano]

*looks up* i dunno, it said once you are in the door locks...

[ht]

oh sh*t, should have read the signs, rushing in wasn't a good idea, should have thought this thru.....

[Kayla]

*laughs at them*

i'm not quite sure you can get out

[ht]

Silver Foxx, you didn't tell me about the little detail that after you come in you can't get out.....oh well,

*Gets Silver Foxx out of the gogo box..*

[Kayla]

why do you wanna leave anyway Hibiki?

*looks at him with curiousity*

[ht]

Silver Foxx said she needed help, so I rushed over as soon as I heard.....

[Silver Winchester]

Yeah well, now were all stuck here!

[ht]

Its gonna be hard makin the best of this.........

[Silver Winchester]

*tries to break LB out of the make-out broom closet*
Hang on, LB!

[ht]

move over Silver Foxx, I'll get her out

*kicks door open*

*takes her out of the closet*

You ok, LB?

[Silver Winchester]

*sits down with LB*
Now we have to take care of all of these people.
*slashes Herbert the pervert to pieces and he regenerates himself and he grabs me by the throat*

Herbert: Now I've got your little wolf girl here..... One step closer and....well, you should know I am a pervert. *licks SF's face*

Sf: Ew!

[ht]

*Clenches sword in anger*

Let her go or its the last thing your gonna do!

*stares at him with piercing eyes*

You son of a................, let her go!

[Silver Winchester]

Herbert: No! Stay where were you are and put your sword down......or say goodbye to Silver Foxx's virginity and her live as well!

Sf: There's no way in hell-

[ht]

*lets sword drop out of hand*

If you even try it, I'll rip your throat out!!

[Silver Winchester]

Herburt: I said not a step closer or she dies!
Since I have her in my hands, I guess I will have way with her. *he starts to take off Sf's clothes piece by piece as he licks her neck*

Sf: *unconcious*

[ht]

*furious, he runs toward herbert and grabs him by the throat*
*eyes fiery red*

Don't you ever touch her....

*throws him to the wall and turns around to grab Silver Foxx*

*puts his coat over her*

Silver Foxx, wake up, its going to be ok

[Silver Winchester]

Sf: mmm..... what happened?! why am I naked?! What the hell is going on here?! We're still stuck here, you know that right?

[ht]

The important thing is that your safe.....nothing else matters

*looks at her and smiles*

It'll be ok, don't worry just tend to LB

[Silver Winchester]

At least those other people didn't come after me....
*checks to see if Lb has any marks or anything"

[ht]

They won't touch you anymore, I promise

* Grabs sword and walks to see if LB is ok*

How is she, Silver Foxx?

[Silver Winchester]

Sf: Oh, she's fine. just unconcious. After all that we're still trapped in here.

[ht]

Ok, but it cold in here, so you should put your clothes on, Don't want you to get sick on top of everything thats going on...

[Silver Winchester]

Ok be right back.
*walks into the restroom and puts on her clothes and doesn't see Kyle the pedophile and Kite the sododite locked the door as they do unmaginable things to her she screams out*
Sf: Hibiki!!

[ht]

*Slices door with sword*

Thats it....I'm gonna kill you

Ahhhhhhh

*cut off kite's hands*

Let her go or your next, kyle.......

[Silver Winchester]

Sf: *uncounscious and her blood is everywhere*

[ht]

*looks at what they have done to Silver Foxx in horror*

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

*Pierces Kyle through the chest and impales him into the wall

Silver Foxx, ar...are you ok*tear come down his cheek*

*Slowly picks up Silver Foxx and walks out the restroom door,Lays her down in the next room*

You can't leave me Silver, I need you..........

*Embraces her*

I love you so much*tears drip down on the floor*

[Silver Winchester]

*coughs up blood*
Hi...bi...ki? I'm ok. Don't cry......
*she kisses him*

[ht]

*looks in to her eyes*

Silver Foxx, its going to be ok, I'll get you out of here, just don't try to move......I'm not going to let you leave me, ok.....remember I have you and you have me.....thats all we need

[Silver Winchester]

I'm not going anywhere.....

[ht]

*laughs sadly*

(how will I gets us out of this one?)

I'm sure I'll find a way, if not I'll make one

[Silver Winchester]

*she smiles weakly at him*
Don't worry we'll get out of here.....

[Lady Battousai]

*wakes up*
hm eh?!hey im out of the broom closet!!XDyipee!!!XD
must have fallen asleep in there^^;

[Silver Winchester]

*coughs up more blood*
Hey LB!

[Lady Battousai]

gah whats wrong with you silver?!
what happened?!

[Silver Winchester]

Kyle and Kite they...... took away my virginity in a bathroom.

[Lady Battousai]

gah!?!?!i cant believe they did that!!!((well now that i think about it i kinda can))
are you ok onee-chan?!!?*hugs her*

[Silver Winchester]

*hugs her back*
Yeah, I'm fine......

[Lady Battousai]

we have to get help for you!!

[Silver Winchester]

there's no...*coughs* way out.

[Lady Battousai]

ooh crap forgot about that><

[Caveat Lector]

*everyone regenerates*

Everyone attack HT!!

*handcuffs HT to pole*

*gangrapes*

<<;;;

*locks SF in Gogo box*

*puts LB in a closet*

[Silver Winchester]

*coughs even more blood*
No!!! Hibiki! Please let him go....
*winces in pain as her bruises starts to show up*

[Lady Battousai]

slayer leave hibiki alone and let SF out she needs help!!!*pounds on door*

[Caveat Lector]

He isn't holding me. I am gangraping him!

<<;;

*Dexter whips SF*

[Silver Winchester]

Ahh! please I beg of you leave them alone.....
*blood comes from legs*

[Caveat Lector]

<<;;

>>;;

It was never intended to go like this.

I blame HT, such an idiot. >>;;

[Lady Battousai]

leave SF alone slayer-sama!!she needs help!!><

[Silver Winchester]

*she cries out in pain*
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!

[Lady Battousai]

O.o

[Silver Winchester]

LB, break outta of that closet now and run......

[Caveat Lector]

What? *kicks HT out of house*

I'd delete all of the most recent posts of his and mine but I can't.

He's gone~

Moving on. >>;;;

[Silver Winchester]

Hibiki!!!
*she becomes angry but there's nothing she can do*

[Lady Battousai]

*tries ramming into door with shoulder*><((wow this is the only house where people want to get outXD))

[Silver Winchester]

((hahahahahahahahahaha! ROFLMAO))
Come on, Neko_chan you do it!

[Caveat Lector]

*chains up closet even more*

>>;;;

[Silver Winchester]

Come on let her out!! She's suffocating in there.....

[Caveat Lector]

*pokes an air-hole*

>>;;

[Silver Winchester]

LB, find something in there and break down that door now!!!!!
*she says furiously*

[Caveat Lector]

There are only sodomy tools in there.

[Silver Winchester]

uh.......never mind
*passes out and coughs up even more blood*

[Caveat Lector]

XD

Stop making my magikkal world into a ***** house.

Damnit!!

[Silver Winchester]

Well, it ain't my fault we're locked in here now is it? *glares at Slayer*

[Lady Battousai]

*picks up sodomy tools*oooh what are these for?@.@

[Caveat Lector]

>>;;

Put them down Rachel <3

Yes, I locked you.

Doesn't qualify it as a ***** house though. >>;;

[Lady Battousai]

*starts hitting them against the door*hmmm?what are these things?@.@

[Silver Winchester]

Eh?

[Caveat Lector]

<<;;;

[Silver Winchester]

*sighs*
Just start kicking the door, LB!

[Lady Battousai]

*keeps on hitting them against the door*dosnt seem to help much..

[Silver Winchester]

Where are the weird people? Hibiki killed Kyle the pedophile......

[Caveat Lector]

I made a new Kyle~

Kyle the Peodphile: Hewwo.
Herbert the Pervert: Hewwo.
Kite the Somomite: Hewwo.
Dexter the Sex Offender: Hewwo.

[Silver Winchester]

><;; I shouldn't have asked.....

[Lady Battousai]

OMG they are everywhere!!!
*finaly gets a little light and sees what the tools she has been using are*gah!!!ew ew ew!!><*throws them to the ground*><><><

[Silver Winchester]

I wish I could help you Lb.......
*she faints*

[Caveat Lector]

<_<
>_>

It's become a Red Light District.

[Lady Sano]

OMG! T-T what do i do????? *cowers in a corner*

[Silver Winchester]

@.@

[Sei Akujin]

*walks in*

ZOMFG THIS IS AWESOME!!!111111

[Silver Winchester]

Now Sei's stuck in here too?
Aw great!

[Lady Battousai]

when will it end?!?!?

[Silver Winchester]

I don't know....

[Caveat Lector]

It will never end.

Sei can help.

This is fun~

[Silver Winchester]

No it isn't

[Caveat Lector]

Yes it is.

*points to sig*

[Lady Battousai]

@.@

[Silver Winchester]

no it's not!

[Caveat Lector]

Don't spam.

I need to think of a creative and unique concept or game.. or something of the like to attract more people.

[Silver Winchester]

what's that your doing?

[Caveat Lector]

Conversing.

[Silver Winchester]

Ok whatever! Oh yeah, let us out of here!

[Caveat Lector]

Don't make me put you in the same room as the new brother..after I think of a name for him.

[Silver Winchester]

Ekk. plz don't do that.....

[Lady Battousai]

just trying to get more victims huh slayer-sama?XD

[Kayla]

( everytime i come on ACF this thread get's a page longer -_-)

*sits silently listening to their conversation*

[Sei Akujin]

It will never end.

Sei can help.

This is fun~

Lmao maybe. Let's play a game and let's try not to die. :roll:

[Lady Sano]

*curls up* i dant wanna be here....

[Sei Akujin]

Teehee it's all good fun kiddies!

*dances around the pedo bush*

[Lady Battousai]

fatherly figure my butt-.-

[Caveat Lector]

Too bad Amanda.
There is no escape.
Unless I kick you out.

*prances around prisoners*

guests*

[Sei Akujin]

It's a pedo world!

*chants*

Where's Kyle?

[Caveat Lector]

Kyle: Hello!! *ties Rachel's hands behind her back*

<_<
>_>

Kyle: Argh!!

[Lady Battousai]

stop it!!*struggles to untie herself*let us go!!

[Sei Akujin]

OMFG KYLE's HAVING FUN!

*ties up another prisoner guest*

[Caveat Lector]

Tie up Silver Foxx!

[Sei Akujin]

*ties up Silver Foxx*

[Lady Battousai]

no leave onee-chan alone!!><
please...*puppy dog eyes*

[Sei Akujin]

I want to just play a little. Pwease.

*is harmless*

Let's play twister

[Lady Battousai]

twister?@.@

[Sei Akujin]

Yeah twist her around blind folded.

*blindfolds SF*

[Caveat Lector]

Hahah. Twister!!!

Tie up SF a little harder. <<;;

[Lady Battousai]

blah...*sits down and gives up*nothin i can do ;.;

[Sei Akujin]

*twists her around after tiing her up tighter in a chair*

HAHAHA! GREAT FUN!

[Lady Battousai]

poor onee-chan T.T

[Sei Akujin]

Having fun yet, Silver? Of course you are!

*spins faster*

[Lady Battousai]

oooh yaay spin!!!XD
your gonna make her puke all over you SE <<;;

[Sei Akujin]

Want to spin her then?

[Lady Battousai]

ahahah no thanks^^; you seem to be having too much fun i wouldnt want to ruin that for you^^;;

[Sei Akujin]

ok

*sniffles*

[Lady Battousai]

lol-^_^-
having fun?

[Caveat Lector]

Rachel is smiling.

No smilling in this house.

*Kyle whips Rachel*

[Sei Akujin]

GO KYLE!

*kicks Silver's chair to make it go faster*

[Lady Battousai]

gah stop that!!!><

[Sei Akujin]

*kicks silver's chair again*

muahahahahaha!

[Lady Battousai]

shes gonna puke all over you!!!XD

[Sei Akujin]

not if i knock her chair into wall

*kicks her chair into the wall*

[Lady Battousai]

gah your gonna kill her!!O.o

[Sei Akujin]

Oh cracka please.

*pulls her chair from the wall*

[Caveat Lector]

Hahahaha.

[Sei Akujin]

Does it really matter who lives or dies? Kyle just wants it. He doesn't care if it's dead or alive.

*kicks Silver's chair into the other wall*

[Lady Battousai]

i think both me and silver would rather live than die ^^;

[Sei Akujin]

Kyle will decide that. I am not one too choose.

*shoves Kyle at Silver*

[Caveat Lector]

Kyle: Alive!!

He chose alive.

To page 113!!

[Sei Akujin]

See he always make a wise choice.

The fun will begin shortly. Now be good.

*claps hands to summon Goku*

Save the world now Goku.

[Caveat Lector]

Kill Osama!

[Sei Akujin]

Goku: YES! I WILL!

*flys off in an overrated gust of wind*

[Caveat Lector]

Yay!

Kyle: Arrgghh.

[Lady Battousai]

ROFLMAO!!!XD

[Sei Akujin]

Goku makes me proud.

[Lady Battousai]

lol he should-^_^-

[Silver Winchester]

@_@ Why in the hell am I tied up to a chair and blindfolded?! Let me go!!!!

[Strawberry_Ichigo]

*walks in* Er...alrighty then.
*looks at Silver*

I would help you but I'm not in the helpful mood.
I'm more into the torture thing at the moment.
*nonchalantly pulls out Trusty Rusty*

Trusty Rusty is my old baseball bat. He's come in great handy...maybe not so recently I suppose but you get the picture.

[Silver Winchester]

Why me?! *struggles to break out of the chair* T_T

[Caveat Lector]

Kyle: *ties up Ashley* *handcuffs her to a pole* *puts her in a Gogo box*

Yay~

[Lady Battousai]

uh now theres ichigo?@.@

[[ Mello ]]

wow a Magikkal world

*walks in *
hiya sley

[Silver Winchester]

Man, there's more people coming in...... :cry:
*she cuts the ropes with her claws breaks out of the chair but is still blindfolded*

[Caveat Lector]

*chains up SF*

Shaddup.

*chains up Janice*

[[ Mello ]]

*chained up*

why am i chained up MR sleyer

[Silver Winchester]

Yeah, why are still in here?! T.T

[Caveat Lector]

Cause I said. <<;;

[Silver Winchester]

Plz let us go, slayer-sama. *she gives him the puppy-dog pout*

[[ Mello ]]

may as well make the best of being chained up

*Sings kareoke*

[Silver Winchester]

Don't sing! he'll probably kill. We've been here for like forever and has tried to kill me and a few other people.

[Lady Battousai]

kareoke!!XD

[Silver Winchester]

What shall we sing?
*breaks the handcuffs off of herself, Hiroshimi, and LB*

[Lady Battousai]

hmmm dont know^.^

[[ Mello ]]

*sings it can only get bettr*

we need find way out of here

*walks over to door*
whats in here

[Lady Battousai]

probobly a closet

[[ Mello ]]

*steps in closet*

there is blood here

[Lady Battousai]

not suprising ^^;

[Caveat Lector]

There is no blood in this house~

*locks Janice in the desolate closet*

*prods Rachel dear*

<<;;

[Lady Battousai]

*jumps*gah pointy things!!!><owie owie owie><

[Silver Winchester]

I wouldn't go in there if I were you.
*tries to stop hiroshimi*

[[ Mello ]]

*sighs*

so here i am in a dark ccupboard

MR Sley
please may i be let out from this dark cupboard
its dark and i think there are other things in here

[Silver Winchester]

*breaks Hiroshimi out of the closet*
You ok?

[[ Mello ]]

yes

what kind of world is this
its all weird and well brightly coloured

[Silver Winchester]

That's good.
The door is locked and I can't even break it down.

[[ Mello ]]

what about fire

can we get out of here in any way

[Silver Winchester]

You can try it if you want to.

[Lady Battousai]

slayer will probobly put it out((in the grossest way><))

[Silver Winchester]

Man, we'll never get out of here.

[Strawberry_Ichigo]

*walks up to door*
O.K. last time I wasn't in a helpful mood...
What about now you ask? I'd love to.
*raises bat and thrashes it violently against the door*

. . .

Well, there is a huge dent so maybe you can get out now?

[Silver Winchester]

Yeah you can help.

[Lady Battousai]

*backs away*slayers gonna kill us <<;;

[Silver Winchester]

No he's not!! Not while I'm here!
*she begins to transform into a silver wolf and starts to ram the door*

[[ Mello ]]

*starts kicking and hitting door

it wont budge

[Silver Winchester]

Why not?
*is still ramming the door*

[[ Mello ]]

*continues hitting door*

[Silver Winchester]

*continues to ram door and hears it crack*
Hey we're almost there!

[Strawberry_Ichigo]

Er...I dented it so...like it shouldn't be that hard. *raps the door with the bat again*

[Caveat Lector]

*doubles doors*

You can't get out. There is a white light outside. Run out too far and it merely teleports you back. ^^

Kyle: Argh.

*Kyle whips everyone*

[Lady Battousai]

aaah!!!><i told you he would be mad!!!><