Mage Tavern

[Erk Mizuhara]

This is my new tavern. I'll post a drinks list later, okay?

[Mac]

*looks in on way to Rena chan's tavern. Shrugs, walks back out*

[Erk Mizuhara]

*sighs* new businesses are always so slow. I've got a good selection. I don't think there's a drink i don't have... *looks through shelves*

Menu:
Triple Shot Drink
Virgins Blood (for vampires)
Bacardi Breezer (Obviously)
and whatever else you ask for.

[jeff]

jeff feels like having some fun here!!!! :twisted:

[Erk Mizuhara]

What can i get you?

[jeff]

uhh...I'm more of the herbal tea sort o' guy!!! :oops:
Could you brew me up some china green tea for me???

[Erk Mizuhara]

Coming right up. *begins to make tea* Nice Avatar, jeff.

[jeff]

Dragon ball is pretty rad. but not the best in the world! :)
do you do any martialarts erk?

[Erk Mizuhara]

*puts tea on counter* here you go.

I don't know much martial arts. I did a little karate. I mostly focus on my magic now.

[jeff]

*Takes a long sip* aHHHH my favorite!!! thanks!!!! :wink:
what food do you have?

[Erk Mizuhara]

for now, peanuts, crisps, and sandwiches.

[jeff]

wow...could you make me up a tuna sandwich???? I'm pretty hungry!!!

[Erk Mizuhara]

*fixes up a tuna sandwhich* there you go.

[jeff]

mmm that's one tasty sandwich!!!!! It's really hard being a mage at level 1
won 12 battles and lost 4 so far!!!

[Erk Mizuhara]

I haven't battle yet. I'm just here to chat, have fun, and run my tavern.

[jeff]

you are level 2 so you had to battle right?

[Erk Mizuhara]

I actually haven't battled yet. It's strange, isn't it?

[jeff]

How did you get to level 2?

[Erk Mizuhara]

no idea.

[jeff]

Hey mr. tavern owner guy! how are you on philosiphy? I could ask you some thought provoking koans? :D

[Erk Mizuhara]

go on, then. I'll try.

[jeff]

hehe he he he mwahahahahah! :twisted:

A popular "Koan" goes...

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

In fact - this is actually a mis-quote. The original by Hakuin (1686 to 1769) goes...

"In clapping both hands a sound is heard. What is the sound of one hand?"

[Erk Mizuhara]

Ah yes, i've heard that one.

[jeff]

try to answer it...It is quite difficult!!!
I do know the answer to this one!

[Erk Mizuhara]

one hand can't clap. It takes two hands.

[jeff]

halfway there! although the one hand isn't actually clapping. it's just there!
and you are asked what the sound of just one hand is not the sound of one clappin hand!!!
(A secret hint from one mage to another!!! :lol1:

[Erk Mizuhara]

A very good Koan, jeff, Level 2 Mage.

[jeff]

Ok...I will explain the answer!!!

The koan is saying that if you say to a blind man that colour exists he can't see it but it is definately exists. Eventhough you can't hear the hand you know it is still there!!!

I just became a level 2 mage too!!! :wink:

[Erk Mizuhara]

And how did you become a level 2 Mage?

[jeff]

I think that after I posted 150 times i got promoted?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

[Erk Mizuhara]

perhaps. Ask a mod.

[jeff]

I know one of the mods personally so i will ask tomorrow if i see him!

[Erk Mizuhara]

that's good. Will you tell me what he says?

For now, though, i'm off. Jeff, watch the tavern for me, please.

[jeff]

ok...The tavern is in good hands!!!! :wink:

[ZeekSails]

*walks in a little wobbly* get me a bloody mary, A+

[jeff]

commin right up!!! :lol:

[jeff]

Hey, erk! I asked the aministrator 2day...you get like 2exp points per post so you do level up eventually!

[jeff]

no mages around today??? business can be so slow sometimes....*Sighs and slips a quick drink seeing as there is no one to see*

[Mac]

*walks in* you seen Erk today yet, Jeff? *sits at bar* I need a shandy. Computing class's tired me out.

[jeff]

no,i've not seen erk today! *Fixes up an extremely strong shandy*
*hands shandy over*
I need to do some homework not so can you look after the tavern? I don't expect to be back until monday! :cry:

[Mac]

*swigs shandy* yeah, me and Erk are cousins. He'll be down here by about half eleven anyways.

[Erk Mizuhara]

I'm back. Mac, you best not have been nicking drinks.

[Mac]

No! Jeff gave me this one!

[Erk Mizuhara]

...whatever.

[Mac]

*Sits up* so, how was English?

[Erk Mizuhara]

I missed it.

[Mac]

*laughs* how're you ever gonna become ArchMage if you keep skipping class, huh??

[Erk Mizuhara]

*crosses arms in a huff* not my fault. Somebody put a sleeping barrier on me.

[Mac]

*laughs until I fall off stool* yeah, right! whatever! BALONEY!! You're just saying that so your teacher won't keep you back in the dungeons after school's finished!

[Erk Mizuhara]

...don't tell anyone.

[Mac]

..... ..... Dead .... ??

[Erk Mizuhara]

*grins*

[Mac]

*sighs* Can I have a bottle of shandy now? Since I finished the one Jeff gave me?

[Erk Mizuhara]

Sure thing *hands a bottle of shandy, extra strong*

[Mac]

*uncaps shandy* so, how'd you exchange money again?

[Erk Mizuhara]

I'll tell you later, i got to go now.

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*comes in and sits down*

I would like a strawberry dacuri (not sure on spelling)

[ZeekSails]

*slides in through the back way*
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mu ah ah*starts lootin' stuff*

[Erk Mizuhara]

*hands Kawaii drink, hears noise in the back* i'll be back, i reckon someone's trying to steal something. *runs into the back room*

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*walks in with boxes of different flavored pocky*

here's the pocky you asked for erk kun. now i really must be going to class. i will be on the computer later this afternoon..... after school. baibai

*walks back out in a rush to get to class i'm already late for*

[Erk Mizuhara]

thanks, Kawaii! Good luck in class!

[Rena Rose]

*sitting in at a table in the back*

[Erk Mizuhara]

R-Rena? Why are you here? Wh-what can g-get you? *blushes slightly*

[Rena Rose]

*looks up from her huge book* umm hot Sake please

[Erk Mizuhara]

*makes a hot sake, spilling some on his cloak out of nerves* h-here. *puts sake on table*

[Rena Rose]

*takes a sip* you ok Erk? *looks at him concerned*

[Erk Mizuhara]

i-i'm just surprised. I didn't expect you to come to my tavern. Um...would you like something to eat?

[Rena Rose]

No thank you Erk- I thought It would be time for a visit- why is there something wrong with me being here?

[Erk Mizuhara]

n-no! not at all! I'm glad you're here! I'm just...well... *blushes, and averts his gaze*

[Rena Rose]

go on and say it I don't mind ^_^

[Erk Mizuhara]

*blushes even more* i'm...too embarrased to say it...

[Rena Rose]

*smiles at him* ok then

[Erk Mizuhara]

If you need anything...just call me. I'll be behind the counter...*walks away and sits behind counter*

[Rena Rose]

*goes back to reading*

[Erk Mizuhara]

*starts revising for Basic Magic Test, level 2*

[Erk Mizuhara]

*looks at Rena* would you like some more sake?

[Rena Rose]

*keeps reading*

[Erk Mizuhara]

*looks back at his notes*

[Rena Rose]

no thank you

[Erk Mizuhara]

*not looking up from notes* *waves hand in response*

[Rena Rose]

*gets up, the book disappearing, takes the cup and leaves it on the counter* thanks... *gives him a couple of coins and leaves*

[Erk Mizuhara]

*picks up the coins, and blushes ever so slightly.* um...come again?

[Rena Rose]

*smiles and leaves, blowing him a kiss*

[Erk Mizuhara]

*whole face turns bright crimson. nervously blows a kiss back.*

[Rena Rose]

*giggles and leaves*

[Erk Mizuhara]

*throws back some Mage Mead, extra strength, then pinches himself.* did that actually happen?

[Rena Rose]

*standing outside*

[Erk Mizuhara]

No, i must have been dreaming. No way that would happen to me... *sniff* not to me...

[Rena Rose]

*smiles* heh yes i did crazy butt *standing behind him*

[ZeekSails]

*sklide through the back* erk, looks like someone like you*nudges erk's side laughing*

[Rena Rose]

DRAGON'S BANE! *Attacks him, hitting him in the side* I DO NOT! *red faced*

[ZeekSails]

*blocks with the wrist armor* do so

[Rena Rose]

*growls and leaves*

[ZeekSails]

^^

[Rena Rose]

*stays outside*

[ZeekSails]

someone likes erk, hey erk, ask her out

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*Walks in seeing Rena chan and smiles*

Well then. What's going on here?

*Looks at the rest of the group*

[ZeekSails]

she likes erk

[spike]

*walks in* hey Zeek stop picking on her.

[Rena Rose]

*stops to Cry* LEAVE ME ALONE ZEEK! YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME! *Runs away*

[ZeekSails]

i am mean huh?

[Rena Rose]

>.>

[ZeekSails]

i am so mean

[Rena Rose]

*outside*

[ZeekSails]

*loots some stuff from the store* mu ah ah ah

[Rena Rose]

*not paying attention, busy thinking*

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*walks out of the tavern to follow after rena chan*

rena chan..... rena!

[Rena Rose]

*laying there, looking at the keystaff* so much trouble you've caused...

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*seeing rena he stops and sighs while watching her*

*thinks to self*

i've brought too much pain to her. i shouldn't be back. it'll only hurt her more.

*turns to walk away before rena even realizes he was there*

[Rena Rose]

*whispers* Riku...

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*stops in his tracks but doesn't turn around*

[Rena Rose]

*curls up into a ball* I remember... how we met... the last time we were together... I loved you then... even after you left to fight for me... you left me pregnant... with a child and that child was taken away from me... he's probably a heartless now because of you

[Sei Akujin]

Man this place doesn't serve drink either............(walks in)

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*turns to see saint evil*

saint evil san, if you go to my tavern i'll serve you a drink.

[Rena Rose]

mine's open

[Sei Akujin]

Alright............(picks up sword and walks out)

[Rena Rose]

*holds the staff up*

[ZeekSails]

*retrieves the key staff, jumps away from them twirling the key staff* nice weaponry you got her

[Rena Rose]

*the staff disappears from his hands*

[ZeekSails]

damn it

[Rena Rose]

It serves who it chooses- and it didn't choose you... *gets up as it appears in her hands*

[ZeekSails]

meh
i don't need that, i gots this
*pulls out soul reaver* the legendary soul reaver
given to my father from his to my sister to me

[Rena Rose]

what ever... *leaves the tavern*

[ZeekSails]

i am zeek, hear me roar*soulreaver falls over* **** my cardboard...i mean my sword

[Rena Rose]

*holding Kouji, being the happest woman in the world*

[ZeekSails]

ah **** it* cardboard burns*

[Rena Rose]

*smiles and runs after him, grabs him from behind* I got you! ^_^

[ZeekSails]

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[Rena Rose]

Kouji: *giggles* mama!

[ZeekSails]

*sits in the shadows*

[Rena Rose]

*sits with kouji*

[Erk Mizuhara]

*walks back in after sneaking out* so, uh...can i serve anyone...hello?

[Sei Akujin]

A beer..........

[Erk Mizuhara]

*picks up a pint glass* anything specific? or just plain alcohol?

[Mac]

*walks in from outside, a bit wet from rain* Hi Erk! How's bus'ness?

[Sei Akujin]

A plain beer will do.....

[Erk Mizuhara]

*fills up glass* there you go. *puts it on counter*

[Sei Akujin]

Thanx............(takes a sip)

[Erk Mizuhara]

*looks at Mac* what'll it be, Mac?

[Mac]

Gimme a Red Square. Any flavour *throws a couple coins onto counter*

[Erk Mizuhara]

*brings out a new experimental flavour of Red Square.* try it. See if you can tell me what it is..

[Sei Akujin]

I am looking for a warrior job...........I need some more training..............(sees Mac put coins on counter and puts a bag of gold on counter)

If you have any jobs, I will gladly accept them...............

[Mac]

*turms to Saint Evil* I heard you're up for mod nominations. How'd you think you'll do?

[Erk Mizuhara]

warrior jobs? Um... *stares at the ceiling thoughtfully* i don't think...i know any yet... sorry.

[Sei Akujin]

I am not totally sure how I will do.(scratches head)

If I did win............hey I would do my best to make the forum a better place for every user..........I am a nice guy..........

Oh ok...............well if someone is looking for someone to do a job tell me...........(sips beer)

[Erk Mizuhara]

good luck in the mod vote thing. Rena nominated me! *blushes*

[Mac]

I'd like to be a mod, but I don't think I'm allowed. I mean, I'm on a lot.... wait, I said all this in the topic. ****, I cannot be pissed YET?! *curses silently*

[Sei Akujin]

Hehehe............well if I become mod then I will have a reason to help newbs..............heheheh..........


Custom Title would be: The Helpful Mod or something like that................but hey good luck to all who was nominated............

[Mac]

I hope you do win. You'll now need to whinge about the newbs asking you questions. BECAUSE YOU'LL BE A MOD!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

[Erk Mizuhara]

Leave him alone, short stuff. You'll be a great mod, saint evil. Can i get you a refill? *points to empty glass in saint evil's hand*

[Sei Akujin]

Thanx............hehehehe............some of the nominations don't count though.............according to 7minutes..............read some of his posts he made earlier in the thread

[Mac]

Yeah, like I voted for myself. He told me off for that, even though when I first read it he didn't have 'you cannot nominate yourself' OR 'you cannot nominate more than 3 people'. *starts feeling a bit funny*

[Sei Akujin]

Well when the poll is made make the right choice or the next mod might be a total screw up............

[Erk Mizuhara]

that won't be true. They're all good nominees. I reckon you, white mage and Rena would be the best.

[Sei Akujin]

I don;t know Rena that well.............I know White Mage pretty good...........and she seems capable for such a grueling task..........

[Erk Mizuhara]

Exactly. But out of the three i can honestly say i'd choose you.

[Sei Akujin]

Really? o_O

Thanks, dude!

[Erk Mizuhara]

No problem. *hopes Saint Evil will vote for him now*

[Sei Akujin]

lol..........if they have a poll.............I will............but the tricky theme about polls is if it id the kind I am thinking about..............you can vote for yourself which really isn't fair you know what I mean?

[Mac]

That'll be one way to improve the forum then. *feeling more funny*

[Sei Akujin]

I am going to tell you the things I will do if I was mod.............

1.Keep spam where it belongs(some of it can't be helped)
2.Help newbs
3.Kill pointless topics...........(trust me lately there has been a lot of that)

A list of things that annoy me:

1. Members who insult others creations(poems, character profiles, etc.)
2.People who spam topics that are not under spam o rama............(I mean spam a lot Zeeks is a good example of that)

That about covers it...............I guess..........

[Mac]

I think Zeek's a bastard, to be honest. He just spams in everything, like he has nothing better to do *sips drink* I'd do the same things, if I became a mod.

[Sei Akujin]

My secret method to posting lots is not Asuka............she keeps calling me a woman............... -_-; Is the RPG forum.....................heheheh............

[Mac]

I used to talk a lot to Asuka - only because she was the only person on! I'll look in the RPG section, methinks.

[Sei Akujin]

You should join one...............Valdemar is excellent and so is Book of the Gods..........My earth thread died a while back................

[Mac]

It might be a while though - I'm still trying to understand the RPG thing in itself! (I'm a loser at RPG's)

[Sei Akujin]

http://www.roempire.com/forums/images/avatars/knight_m.gifMe when I become mod.........

Hiya! Well make a character profile............a basic one will do............for now........just check out mine..........

[Mac]

I think I already did that. It's a bit crap, seeing as I didn't understand what was happening at first. I'll... change it later.

[Sei Akujin]

I have a secret..............I have mod experience................I am mod of A forum called Lazy Drake Productions...........

[Mac]

I also have a secret .......... I've been on forums for over five years. pretty much know what mods can do....

[Sei Akujin]

Yep.............I am not a very active mod.........because the admin does all the work.............. :P...............well I posted that damned pic of myself in my gallery...........now I can rest easy for a while.........

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*walks in* talking about mods.....hmm... interesting..... i've been nominated by a few to be mod, but not sure if i would make a good one or not if i did become one.... all i can say is that i would do my best and devote my self 100% to making sure that this forum doesn't go to hell like another forum i use to be at that just turned into a spam fest.....

*breathes*

sorry....got caught up in the morning. i'm just so fixed on not letting this site be ruined.

*sits down*

can i get something to drink?

[Sei Akujin]

Well I glad to see some devoted members........ ;)


Well he isn't here right now........... :( I was about to head to another pub............

[Erk Mizuhara]

What drink do you want, Riku?

[Sei Akujin]

Well here is the barkeep...........thank goodness.................I was beer crazy for a sec...........

[Erk Mizuhara]

*gives Saint Evil a beer* sorry about that, had some minor business to atend to.

[Kawaii Shuichi]

i'll have a captain morgan please. i need a buzz to wake me up.

[Sei Akujin]

I see..................I need to hit the hay in a bit...................hehehehe..............it seems I am................ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(Head hits bar counter. Miracuosly drinks beer in sleep)

[Kawaii Shuichi]

Good night Saint Evil san.

[Erk Mizuhara]

ONe captain morgan coming up *looks through the shelves* ah, ****. Where...here it is! *passes Riku her drink*

[Mac]

*finally finishes drink* yyyyYUMMY!!! *burps* *laughs*

[Sei Akujin]

(talks in sleep)chicken or beef? ZZZZZZZZZ.......................beef is whats for dinner.............(waves hand in air)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Kawaii Shuichi]

*takes down the captain morgan and a shiver goes down my back*

what a buzz. i needed that. thanks.

[Erk Mizuhara]

You're welcome. ANything else i can get you? I serve food, too.

[Sei Akujin]

(Wakes up at the sound of alcohol being mentioned)what capn morgan?

[Kawaii Shuichi]

hmm...actually captain morgan and strawberry dacuri is the only alcoholic drinks i will drink....beer makes me sick...just the smell of it.
(alcoholic father...yeah long story)

*slides down my mug of captain morgan that is now only 1/4 full*

you want the rest? i have art next and i need to be able to draw....

[Rena Rose]

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*comes up behind Riku, then looks at Erk* The usual please Erk (hot sake)

[Sei Akujin]

I need my wife..............(teleports out of tavern leaving coins in chair)

[Erk Mizuhara]

*fixes up a hot sake for Rena, holding his hands steady as he hands it to her* th-there you go.

[Rena Rose]

thank you Erk... *drinks some*

[Sei Akujin]

(teleports back with wife in arms)Whew..............she is alive................I worry about her too much...........

[Mac]

*completely blind pissed* *burps again* and that, my friends, is why I'm the chicken!! *wobbles around on chair, swinging empty bottle through the air*

[Erk Mizuhara]

Drink for the wife, Saint Evil?

[Sei Akujin]

Yeah...........she wants juice..............heheheh.............chicken.... .......I am the beef..............(staggers about in stupid fashion)

[Mac]

I wanna see teh full monty, Saint Evillish.... g... *hiccup* g.. guy!! *still swinging bottle. Slips from grasp and smashes into the beer cabinet*

[Rena Rose]

*sighs, looking at Mac... then away- still feeling ties to him*

[Sei Akujin]

what..............you say...........naked?

[Rena Rose]

O_o wha- that never came out of anyones mouth? *sighs and finishes up Sake, leaving coins on the counter, she leaves the tavern*

[Mac]

Capn, I must go down with my ship!! *slouches down on the floor, falling asleep* zz....zzzzz....

[Erk Mizuhara]

Hey! don't fall asleep! you know what happens when you fall asleep!

[Mac]

*mumbles* uhh... sleep barfing??

[Rena Rose]

huh? what happens?

[Sei Akujin]

(takes off sword)there I am naked...............(hiccup)

[Erk Mizuhara]

*mumbles* uhh... sleep barfing??

you'd better not! I'm not your maid!! Don't fall asleep!

[Mac]

*apparently asleep* Look, you're the one who bought the pillow, remember?!!

[Rena Rose]

O_o

[Erk Mizuhara]

*sighs* what am i going to do with you?

[Sei Akujin]

(dances around like a ballerina)

[Rena Rose]

*falls over, watching Saint Evil dance like a ballerina* umm... heh

[Sei Akujin]

Step 1 step 2 loopty loop.............(Twirls on tippy toes and puts on a tutu)

[Rena Rose]

*laughs, then crawls over to mac*

[Erk Mizuhara]

Saint Evil, get some clothes on. You're gonna ruin my business.

[Sei Akujin]

I got clothes on..............I only feel naked without my sword.............. :swe:

[Rena Rose]

*laughs*

[Erk Mizuhara]

I got clothes on..............I only feel naked without my sword..............

that's what i meant, dumbass. *picks up Saint Evil's sword* here.

[Rena Rose]

*laughs*

[Sei Akujin]

Hey I am a bit drunk man............cut me some slack.........

[Erk Mizuhara]

Would you mind taking your sword off me? It doesn't like me holding it. *hand is going red*

[Rena Rose]

it's ok Saint Evil ^^

[Sei Akujin]

(puts it on waste)Egads my wife is beet red............(see I am still wearing tutu)

[Erk Mizuhara]

take the tutu off, then

[Sei Akujin]

(takes it off)there that is adequet................

[Rena Rose]

*almost dies from lack of air, having been laughing too much*

[Erk Mizuhara]

All you need now is another pint, and you'll look perfect.

[Sei Akujin]

Ah now I have a major wedgie............

[Erk Mizuhara]

*laughs*

[Rena Rose]

*smiles*

[Sei Akujin]

Man I am hell on wheel today..........(squirms to get wedgie out)

[Erk Mizuhara]

*puts a pint on the counter* there you go, Saint Evil.

[Sei Akujin]

Beer?(Drinks it)

[Erk Mizuhara]

*looks at Saint Evil, then gets himself a drink*

[Sei Akujin]

(Burps loudly)Yum................

[Rena Rose]

*eyes twitch*

[Erk Mizuhara]

*looks at Rena* want a drink?

[Sei Akujin]

(starts making airplane noise and playing with a beer bottle)

[Erk Mizuhara]

*staring at Saint Evil* Some warrior.

[Rena Rose]

sure umm the usual please

[Sei Akujin]

(Hit self in face with bottle)

[Rena Rose]

*cringes*

[Erk Mizuhara]

Usual, Rena? *makes a hot sake, but not as hot as usual* there you go.

[Sei Akujin]

(Hit self in face again............falls out of chair)Hey stupid!

Who me?

Yeah you!(beats self up)

[Erk Mizuhara]

*sighs deeply* break it up, guys.

[Sei Akujin]

Oh man................I need to go to bed now............(Falls down asleep)

[Rena Rose]

*helps him to bed*

[Erk Mizuhara]

thanks, Rena. You saved me the trouble.

[Rena Rose]

*nods* No problem...

[Erk Mizuhara]

want something to eat?

[Rena Rose]

yes please! *blushes as stomach growls*

[Erk Mizuhara]

what'll it be? *puts a chef hat on*

[Rena Rose]

*giggles* anything- just no fish please i'm not that picky